History Funny / Jazzpunk

** A pencil can be found on the floor. You can pick it up, use it to remove the suddenly appearing mook's eye (censored by a black screen) and use the eye to free the two men in the nearby freezer.

'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience lies in exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and [[ShoutOut Shout Outs]] for yourself. Those intending to play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.''' Oh, and Administrivia/SpoilersOff for moments pages!

'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience lies in exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and [[ShoutOut Shout Outs]] for yourself. Those intending to play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.'''

-->"BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"
-->"I LOVE YOU"
-->"BUT NOT IN THAT WAY"

** He tells you to spray the cheese into his mouth. [[spoiler:It makes no difference if you just randomly spray it all over him.]]

* During the segment where the player is escaping [[spoiler:the simulation]], there is a giant button in the middle of one of the platforms. Press it, and [[spoiler:a humorous error message pops up with the sound of a computer fan running down, momentarily tricking the player into thinking their machine has given a kernel panic.]] Looking around after this has happened reveals that [[spoiler:the error]] is being dangled on the end of a fishing rod by one of those talking circuitry symbols seen throughout the area.

* The [[spoiler:Carmen Miranda-lookalike voiced by Jim Sterling]] that appears when you interact with the fruit bowl next to a certain bartender at the resort.[[spoiler:..and the ''VideoGame/FruitNinja'' reference that follows]].
* When you've retrieved the artificial kidney from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]] If you knock over all but one of the second group of mooks, the survivor will say [[{{Pun}} "spare me".]]
** The part where you poison the cowboy to get his artificial kidney is pretty funny as well. He starts feeling sick and runs off to the bathroom. [[spoiler:He is found in the women's bathroom for some reason.]]

* In the Soviet Consulate, the exit to the level requires you to use a face scanner to unlock a door. The obvious solution is to grab a photograph off of the wall and use that on the scanner. The player also has the option to CheekCopy several pictures and use that on the scanner. [[spoiler:Surprisingly, [[TakeThat it works]]. The computer even says, "Welcome back, Dr. Buttley".]]

* The corridor leading to the end of the Soviet Consulate level contains two levers - a standard-looking fire alarm, and a blue fire alarm marked "Ice". Pulling this [[spoiler:causes the sprinklers to shoot flames, resulting in an unexpected appearance of the damage indicator from ''[[{{VideoGame/GoldenEye1997}} GoldenEye]]''.]]

** The Twister game at the in the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment gives leg varieties, and the cutouts are heavily lampshaded, as after all of the limbs are placed, one more is produced before the pile collapses, revealing all of the cutouts underneath.
* Popping the hood of a car in a resort reveals a laptop screen underneath the hood. [[spoiler:Cue first person interpretation of the bonus stage from ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII''.]]
** Adding to this particular parody, [[spoiler:the post-victory screen has the broken, ''bleeding'' Toyota Celsior (albeit incorrectly named as "Some Honda") congratulating you on your strength]].
-->'''Some Honda''': I underestimated your hand-punch style.
** At random, [[spoiler: Polyblanka performs a HurricaneKick instead of a normal punch or kick, which of course means the camera spins around accordingly.]]
** And now [[spoiler:''Ultra Street Fighter II'' [[HilariousInHindsight has its own first-person fighting mode.]]]]

* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, she thanks you and turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing an even bigger spider on the back of her head.]]
* You can engage in a pillow fight at the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment. It ends with the girl [[spoiler:getting thrown out the window into the streets below.]]

* During the VR match with the [[spoiler:Editor]] you can win by grabbing a chair and beating him up with it. [[spoiler:[[InsaneTrollLogic He still wins by declaring it "reverse-winning".]]]]

** The Wedding Cake announcer appears as a biker wearing a leather jacket and spiked motorcycle helmet. Interacting with him makes him rev his bike up while delivering one-liners. [[spoiler:Talking like that hurts his voice.]]
** The goods inside Flavor Nexus all have nonsensical or [[{{Pun}} puntastic]] names. [[spoiler:Then there's a stall which just gives out free cash.]]

** Trying to interact with the cake teleports you to prison, where you receive a cake after doing push-ups to pass the time. [[spoiler:The cake was hiding a saw file which you use to remove the front bars. You return to the store five years later, covered in tattoos.]]
** The freezer [[spoiler: takes you to an icy cliff face which you climb with two pickaxes. A man dressed as Santa is frozen in the ice, and if you free him, he knocks you out with his club and drags you into the cave. You then reappear next to the freezer, with a Christmas tree and pile of presents having appeared out of nowhere.]]

** [[spoiler:Johnny "Psychomaniac" Psycho]] makes his return inside the shop, shilling his branded hotdogs.
*** He [[spoiler: challenges the player to a demolition derby. During said derby, the player drives around the train car like it were a monster truck and attempts to destroy Johnny's car. The entire Flavor Nexus can be utterly destroyed.]]
*** His vehicle, which is parked outside of the store, is shaped like a giant hotdog with his face on the end. The sausage is also noticeably veiny.

** The player can try to talk to the console. Typing "hello" or "hi" will print the message "I'm not suppose [sic] to chat with players." Inputting "fuck" will cause the console to scold the player and notify the "San Angeles Police Department".

** Adding to this particular parody, [[spoiler:the post-victory screen has the broken, ''bleeding'' Honda congratulating you on your strength]].

* One girl at the resort asks you to get a spider off of her shoulder. Once you do, you thank her and she turns around to walk away.[[spoiler:..revealing an even bigger spider on the back of her head.]]

* The jacuzzi in the final area has several whirpool settings, ending with "Liquefy". This will grind everyone inside into a bloody pulp, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which you can then serve to a thirsty woman nearby.]]

* When the area referred to as "Koi Pond" in the level select menu turns out to be a dream sequence set in the mission briefing area, you snap back to reality while holding one of the breadcrumbs from the dream sequence. You can throw this at The Director, which is accompanied by a sudden ''{{Series/Batman}}''-esque glissando brass sting.

* The wind-up mook in the Soviet Consulate.

* One particular geisha asks you to rid her vase shop of flies. The sudden "Flight of the Bumblebee" music in the background already makes it funny, but add to that the "THING DONE" message upon completing it, combined with the fact that [[BrainInAJar the vases have brains in them]] for some reason, and it becomes hilarious.

* When you've retrieved the artificial kidney from the cowboy in the sushi bar, the escape involves barging past a number of mooks, which make bowling pin sounds when knocked over. [[spoiler:Lampshaded when one mook says, "Bowling joke", and lampshaded again when one of the mooks outside the subway station IS a bowling pin.]]

* If you attempt to leave the Soviet Consulate without the data cartridge, a mission reminder pops up accompanied by a RimShot.

** And now [[''Ultra Street Fighter II'' [[HilariousInHindsight has its own first-person fighting mode.]]]]

** Even better, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything the joke changes depending on whether you're playing the Windows or OS X version]].

* The opening title sequence involves lines of planes flying past the screen. Amongst them is a whale.

* The Director tells you he's going to his wine cellar, and seems to walk down a staircase behind his desk... and you see that he's actually just fallen asleep.

* The phone in the Soviet Consulate. The "Kremlin" option processes an order for ''Film/Gremlins2TheNewBatch'', before putting you on hold to the tune of [[{{VideoGame/Tetris}} "Korobeiniki"]].

** The Twister game at the in the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment gives leg varieties.

* You may grab a dart board and put it on a mook's face. The mook holding the dart will miss, hitting the target-holder in the crotch.

* The phone in the Soviet Consulate. The "Kremlin" option processes an order for ''[[{{Film/Gremlins}} Kremlins 2: The New Batch]]'', before putting you on hold to the tune of [[{{VideoGame/Tetris}} "Korobeiniki"]].

* During the VR match with the [[spoiler:Editor]] you can win by grabbing a chair and beating him up with it.

* The phone in the Soviet Consulate. One option processes an order for ''[[{{Film/Gremlins}} Kremlins 2]]'', before putting you on hold to the tune of [[{{VideoGame/Tetris}} "Korobeiniki"]].

'''''SPOILER WARNING:'' A large part of the ''Jazzpunk'' experience is exploring the levels to find the majority of these funny moments and [[ShoutOut Shout Outs]] for yourself. Those intending to play the game are advised to avoid the following subpage until the game has been experienced.'''

* During the VR match with the [[spoiler:Editor]] you can win by grabbing a chair and beating him up with it.

* The chef in the street restaurant offering you progressively disgusting dishes, apologizing each time you upchuck it right back into his face.

* You can engage in a pillow fight at the [[spoiler:Editor's]] apartment. It ends with the girl [[spoiler:getting thrown out the window into the streets below.]]