History Funny / ItsNotTheRaptorDNA

* Blue's near-addictive love of Oreos.

** And then that same obnoxious reporter gets ''sneezed on'' by Elise. Owen hopes to keep that footage

-->'''Lowery''': [[FalseReassurance Of course not]]... Claire's going to tie cinderblocks to our feet before pushing us into [Lily's] lagoon.

* Owen catches Elise and Alex in the middle of a grooming session and goes into instant over protective dad mode, attempting to [[WhatAnIdiot charge at a fully grown T-rex solo]]. Grant and Romano try to save him from himself by holding him at gun point with a dart gun meant for a raptor, but even that doesn't keep him for long. When Elise catches on to his attitude she doesn't appreciate it a bit and flips him the bird, causing him to pull a FullNameUltimatum, which work about as well as can be expected when the recipient is a 9 ton intelligent dino with the mindset of a frustrated adolescent.
* Rexy catches Sobeck in a moment of boredom chewing on a tree branch. He snaps the branch in half when caught to cover his pride, but Rexy still makes fun of him for it

* Owen and Lowery's introduction has this priceless exchange.

* Lowery accidentally submitting the resume for a position on the ACU on behalf of Elise. The entire Control Room's stunned reactions are priceless.

* Claire telling a lawyer who's getting on her nerves "Why don't you visit the T-Rex paddock? Rexy has a taste for lawyers."

* In a darkly humorous way, Bridges giving the Walter Palmer-caricature exactly [[KickTheSonOfABitch what he wanted.]]
* Elsie deals with a petting zoo keeper by flipping her off.

* Although they hate each other, Elise's interactions with Sobek are fairly amusing:

* Owen catches Elise and Alex in the middle of a grooming session and goes into instant over protective dad mode, attempting to [[WhatAnIdiot charge at a fully grown t-rex solo]]. Grant and Romano try to save him from himself by holding him at gun point with a dart gun meant for a raptor, but even that doesn't keep him for long. When Elise catches on to his attitude she doesn't appreciate it a bit and flips him the bird, causing him to pull a FullNameUltimatum, which work about as well as can be expected when the recipient is a 9 ton intelligent dino with the mind of a teenage girl.

-->'''Lowery''': [[FalseReassurance Of course not]]... [[NoExceptYes Claire's going to tie cinderblocks to our feet]] before pushing us into [Lily's] lagoon.

** The revelation that Sobek ended up on Santa's Naughty List for eating one of his reindeer.

** Later, after trying to get Carnifex and [[spoiler: Tacet contained (Tacet interrupts that with a well placed tree)]], Bridges tries to sneak into the safe house. Lucia Dodgson mistakes him for a raptor and whacks him in the face with a board.

** At one point, Rexy accidentally licks up one of Blue's Oreos while grooming Blue. Blue, naturally, pouts a bit and whines, but ultimately accepts it. Oh, no, wait, she does the opposite, and ''leaps into Rexy's mouth to get the Oreo back.''

-->'''Lowery''': [[FalseReassurance Of course not]]... Claire's going to tie cinderblocks to our feet before pushing us into [Liy's] lagoon.

** Later, after trying to get Carnifex and Tacet contained (Tacet interrupts that with a well placed tree), Bridges tries to sneak into the safe house. Lucia Dodgson mistakes him for a raptor and whacks him in the face with a board.

* Bridges unleashes Carnifex to fight Tacet (the ''Indomitus Rex''). Carnifex charges out... and decides that Tacet is actually kind of hot and starts ''courting'' her instead.

** Sobek's reaction to finding Elise in this state can best be summed up as "Oh god, this is the one who's going to inherit the island when Rexy and I are gone. (facepalm)."

* When Sobek finds Elise taking her frustrations out on a fallen tree trunk, he wonders if she's trying to eat it.

-->'''Lowery''': Oh, just the guy in the control room. You knocked all the dinosaurs off my desk. Seriously man, why are you hatin' on my dinos?

* Chapter 70. The control room, after seeing Rexy and Sobek acting affectionately towards each other, start shipping the two, coming up with couple names ("Robek," and "Sexy," for example), and at least one guy in the booth keeps yelling that no one will tell him what shipping is.

** After their brief fight in Chapter 69, Elise offers Sobek a cow as a peace offering. He seems to accept until she starts licking his nose, which to the Spinosaurus is a mating ritual. Elise, who thought she was just being comforting like Rexy, is very confused when Sobek leaves in a huff.

* After his mother describes Oreo Thins to him after remarking that she could send some over for Blue, Owen is absolutely adamant that Blue never finds out that such a thing exists while imagining her reaction to them.

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Lowery is the only one who can make a dinosaur cry.]]

* When visiting [[CowardlyLion Bark the Suchomimus]] and [[MeaningfulName Queen Anne the Baryonyx]], Owen forgets the first lesson in taming carnivores: never turn your back to them. Anne replies to this insult by chucking a fish at his face, and it turns out she has surprisingly good accuracy for a giant dinosaur.

* Owen has a hard time holding on to some of his possessions; apart from the aforementioned boot incident, just before his third date with Claire his tie was stolen by a spider. One week later, and he still hasn't gotten it back.

** Then later, when they create a false resume for Elise, this actually becomes her middle name, making her full name "Elise America Grady."

** Earlier, Owen makes mental notes of what would happen if someone tried the same methods to get Bark to back off (faking a charge is one example) with the other carnivores in the series: Rexy would find it odd that a human would make it easier for her to eat them, Blue would happily accept the challenge and attack, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Elise would play Godzilla.]]

* Owen, Barry, and Lowery brainstorming names for the Indominus Rex.

** Earlier, Owen makes mental notes of what would happen if someone tried the same methods to get Bark to back off (faking a charge is one example) with the other carnivores in the series: Rexy would find it odd that a human would make it easier for her to eat them, Blue would happily accept the challenge and attack, and Elise would play Godzilla.