History Funny / InfamousSecondSon

* Delsin and Reggie stumbling upon Fetch's sniper nest is a gem. Basically, Delsin says that this is the girliest sniper nest he's ever seen and sends photos to reggie, of tiny thigh-high boots, pink purses, a copy of Jane Eyrie, and pictures of a guy named "Brad" with his name written everywhere. "Okay, yeah, we might be looking for a girl."

-->'''Operator:''' Oh fine, have it your way.

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], [[ViewersareMorons "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby"]], and [[SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

* Delsin and Reggie stumbling upon Fetch's sniper nest is a gem.

-->'''Operator:''' Hold please.

* Take a couple of good looks around the City, and you'll find a couple of gems. Apparently, [[{{Infamous}} The story of Empire City was adapted]] [[TheMusical was adapted into a stage musical.]] Some news crawls around the world say that [[HypocriticalHumour "Video Games]] [[MoralGuardians found to be more]] [[MurderSimulator dangerous than smallpox]], [[ViewersareMorons "Tune in for videos on cats and enlightening videos on the Royal Baby"]], and [[SlyCooper "Sly Cooper]] [[ShoutOut arrested for burglary"]]

* If you finish all of the side-quests (except for the paper-trail one), get both karma endings and levels (Hero and Infamous) and beat the game on Expert (i.e. get all of the trophies) Delsin has one last thing to say. "Well buddy, you and me, we've been through a lot together. But officially, we're done.

==> '''Operator:''' Strange, second time a billboard has been vandalized recently, we will send D.U.P. troops immediately.

'''Delsin:''' ''(In a French accent)'' Oh dear! A bio-terrorist has covered this billboard in amazing avant garde designs, please assist!\\
'''Operator:''' Strange, second time a billboard has been vandalized recently, we will send D.U.P. troops immediately.\\

-->'''Operator:''' I am fearing this is a trend...we will address this immediately.

-->'''Delsin:''' So...what're you wearin'?
-->'''Operator:''' Is that you, honey?...Wait, I know that voice, you're that punk kid who keeps calling. ARGH!

** After Reggie is dropped off at the end, he is so exhausted / traumatized by the whole ordeal that he states his intent to go home and cry himself to sleep.

-->'''Delsin:''' ''(In a deep voice)'' Uh, there's been a disturbance nearby, by a ''[[ButHeSoundsHandsome rather handsome]]'' bio-terrorist, he decided to vandalize your billboard.
-->'''Operator:''' Please hold and stay where you are, we are sending D.U.P. troops to neutralize the threat.

-->'''Delsin:''' ''(In a French accent)'' Oh dear! A bio-terrorist has covered this billboard in amazing avant garde designs, please assist!
-->'''Operator:''' Strange, second time a billboard has been vandalized recently, we will send D.U.P. troops immediately.

-->'''Operator:''' Hi, you have reached the D.U.P. help line, do you have a bio-terrorist incident to report?

--> '''Delsin''': Well no wonder it took me so long, Fetch. You said "dolphin" but clearly, this is a "porpoise". It's a common mistake.
--> '''Fetch''': This is why I hate working with boys.

--> "Dick!"
--> "Double dick!"

** The things say Reggie says to the Angel carrying him sounds like they're doing "something else."

** To elaborate, Delsin and Reggie need to find the Angel Conduit's lair. Reggie suggests that he pretends to be a Bio-Terrorist suspect to trick the Angels into grabbing him. As they run along, he starts being the most over-the-top villain possible, complete with over-the-top "scary" motions and a stereotypical "evil" deep voice... and all while dressed in a yellow D.U.P. restraint jacket and a grey sweatsuit.

** Reggie makes careful note that Delsin needs to try his hardest to not shoot him. Shoot him anyway. "Dick!" "Double dick!"

-->'''Delsin:''' Yeah, this is Delsin. Rowe. Do your worst.

--> '''Fetch''': This is why I hate working with boys.

* Delsin and Reggie stumbling upon Fetch's sniper nest is a gem.

* Delsin and Reggie stumbling upon Fetch's sniper nest is a gem, even though anyone seeing a single trailer beat them to the revelation that their sniper is a woman.

* “Cole MCG's electronics"

'''Zeke:''' But you gotta keep in all that Conduit juice. It's dangerous. You understand me? Now when the time is right, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper you will find the right person to direct it towards]], and [[AManIsNotAVirgin that moment is going to be a turning point for you, my friend]]. It'll be like a big, firework sandwich, and you just wanna make sure you are safe [[{{Metaphorgotten}} about... biting into that firework sandwich, because.... it's gonna have fireworks in it... could be bad. You follow me?\\

** To elaborate: somewhere between likening Delsin's new conduit abilities to puberty and "firework sandwich," the entire point of his speech is completely lost. It's wonderful.

* “Cole McG's electronics"

* [[http://i.imgur.com/KNHB8cX.jpg This piece of helpful advice in case of train emergencies.]]

-->'''Delsin:''' Oh dear! A bio-terrorist has covered this billboard in amazing avant garde designs, please assist!

* Delsin couldn't find his target dolphin at all. When he finally finds it, a conversation between him and Fetch ends up comparing porpoises and dolphins. (not exact)

** Two words: Firework Sandwich