History Funny / IAmWeasel

Let’s just say that the smart Weasel and the moronic Baboon make for a hilarious combo.

---> '''Sackless''': Okay campers, [[TranquilFury Mr. Sackless is starting to get angry!]]

** The ending gives some good MoodWhiplash where Weasel and Baboon go from mourning the banana's death to happily enjoying some banana creme pie made from the banana.

** Taken UpToEleven when Weasel discovers that not only is Red Guy ripping off old cartoons, ''he's literally reusing the scripts''! The script just has the names [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] and [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Buster]] crossed out, and Weasel added to them.

'''Nurse!Red''': Dr. Weasel, Dr. Baboon, I don't know how to tell you this, but *walks in, visibly pregnant* I think I may be expecting!

--->'''Weasel''': Dr. Baboon, I'm afraid we'll have to operate on this young wrestler!\\
'''Nurse!Red''': Dr. Weasel, I don't know how to say this, but *walks in, visibly pregnant* I might be pregnant!

-->'''Weasel''': Frankly Igor, I don't give a... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar dang...]]

** The next attempt, which involves dressing up like Baboon's mother and pretending Weasel stuck on her adrift on a boat with a lit stick of dynamite. Problem is, neither of them even tries lifting a finger to save her, instead just staring baffled at Sackless ridiculous behavior.

** Baboon ends up being taken to the pound overnight, and by the time Timmy finds out and shows up to save him, he's already been sent to the glue factory... where it turns out that stray pets are put to work on an assembly line rather than being tuned into glue. [[EpicFail Baboon manages to glue himself to the assembly line while putting caps on the glue bottles]]

** But it didn't, it turns out everyone were ALREADY dumb, Weasel just hadn't noticed it before.

* Oscar, the film director in "I Are Big Star", squealing "Action!". Bronson Pinchot was having a riot in the role.

-->Look, it visible to naked eye!

--> '''Cleopantless''': Hey guys, you know any asps? They're not so bad when you get to know them!
--> '''Weasel and Baboon''': *laugh awkwardly before closing the entrance and driving off*

** In this universe, oil painting wasn't invented until Weasel thought of it, so all the classic artists use crayons and coloring books for their work, and rather than framing them, pin them up with fridge magnets and thumbtacks. Even the Renissance artwork in the Louvre are crayon drawings.

'''Weasel''': Don't you get it, you buffoon?! You've written a book that is so bad, that it makes people dumber instead of smarter! ''(pan over the various disasters occuring in the street due to people reading I.R.'s book)''

* "The Wrong Brothers", where I.B. Red Guy is the host of a cable show about the history of flight, and reveals the true innovators of the airplane, the Wrong Brothers, Weasel and Baboon. The Wright Brothers, their next door neighbors, are shown to be simplistic buffoons that make Baboon look smart, but get credit for inventing the first airplane when Orwille accidentally falls into Baboon's prototype plane during a race. Weasel had invented a jumbo jet as part of the contest but forgot to invent fuel for it.

--> '''Red Guy''': These guys scare me...
* "I.R Dragonslayer", with Weasel as a brave knight and Baboon as his buffoonish squire who he is forced to train as a knight since he needs help in killing a dragon. How bad is he? Weasel lets him practice on a ''dragonfly'' and the dragonfly almost KILLS him. It all works out anyway when it's revealed that the dragon menacing the countryside is actually Red Guy wearing a giant paper mache suit.

* "My Friend, the Smart Banana"

* "I Are Cliche"

* "I.R In Wrong Cartoon"
** In a crossover with ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', Cow develops a crush on Weasel, and manages to lure him into her cartoon using pie as bait, with a little help from her "naked skin rug" (i.e I.B Red Guy). Weasel is at first reluctant to stay, but is pacified with the promise of more pie.

--> '''Announcer''': ''And now it's time for I.B Red Guy, and tonight's episode is called Been Pantsed!''
--> '''Red Guy''': ''Ladies!!'' I.B Red Guy isn't happy! Starting to smell in here!
* "I R Good Dog"
** Baboon and Weasel are adopted from a pet store by a little boy named Timmy, who unfortunately isn't very good at taking care of his pets. For one thing, he stuffs them both in a goldish bowl overnight, because he doesn't understand that neither species can breathe underwater, despite Weasel ''telling'' him this.

--> '''Baboon''': ''Please'' be ending cartoon, Baboon been humiliating enough for one day!
* "Enemy Camp"

** Red Guy's first attempt at turning them into enemies, which involves pretending to be Baboons girlfriend and flirting with Weasel.
--> '''Weasel''': Well... I'm flattered, and don't think I'm not tempted (Baboon growls) but the baboon is my friend, and I'd never betray his trust! So off you go with your boyfriend!
--> '''Sackless''': *while being dragged away by Baboon* Guess who's not getting invited to my Christmas party this year!

--> '''Sackless''': Come on and save your ''fat mother'', Baboon! That mean old weasel insulted my buuutttt! Come on, save me from the dynamite... Baboon? *the dynamite explodes*
--> '''Weasel''': Sorry about your mom.
--> '''Baboon''': Is okay.
--> '''Sackless''': *floating in the river, burned and bruised* [[TemptingFate That wasn't so bad...]] *scene pans out, revealing he's heading for an ObligatoryWaterfall* ''THIS IS BAD! AAAAHHHHHH!!''

--> '''Sackless''': Okay campers, [[TranquilFury Mr Sackless is starting to get angry!]]

** Just the fact that Weasel and Baboon decide to enroll at Enemy Camp, despite being lifelong friends at this point.

--> '''Red Guy''': While being dragged away by Baboon* Guess who's not getting invited to my Christmas party this year!

--> '''Baboon''': ''Please'' be ending cartoon, Baboon has been humiliated enough for one day!

* In "Queen of Denile", the entire scene of I.R. Baboon DisguisedinDrag as a female asp, from his objects ("I.R. HUMILIATING!") to Weasel and Queen Cleopantsless' nonchalance at Baboon being torn limb from limb by the asps when they find out.