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[[folder: Season 23]]

[[AC:Creator/ConanOBrien]]
* Conan sets up three RunningGags: his "personal physician" Dr Arroyo who keeps checking his temperature, putting every chicken wing in his pocket when done, and loudly insisting he doesn't feel anything while getting noticeably redder in the face.
-->'''Conan''': I'm ''fine''! I'm perfectly '''''fucking''''' FINE!
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** At one point, Sean brings up a tweet Eric had made about three sex moves he came up with names for but didn't describe. Eric describes them, but some people probably wish he ''[[NauseaFuel hadn't]]''. They are the French Exit: [[spoiler: Snowballing but with poop]], the Tuxedo Surprise: [[spoiler: just the French Exit but in a Tuxedo]], and the Potato Boy: [[spoiler: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers the mere act of having sex with Haley Joel Osment.]]]]

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** At one point, Sean brings up a tweet Eric had made about three sex moves he came up with names for but didn't describe. Eric describes them, but some people probably wish he ''[[NauseaFuel hadn't]]''. They are the French Exit: [[spoiler: Snowballing but with poop]], poop, the Tuxedo Surprise: [[spoiler: just the French Exit but in a Tuxedo]], Tuxedo, and the Potato Boy: [[spoiler: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers the mere act of having sex with Haley Joel Osment.]]]]
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--->''*distant sounds of saxophone playing*''
--->'''Aubrey''': ... Is someone playing the saxophone right now? ''*general laughter*'' Cause I ''swear'' to God...

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--->''*distant --->''[distant sounds of saxophone playing*''
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--->'''Aubrey''': ... Is someone playing the saxophone right now? ''*general laughter*'' ''[general laughter]'' Cause I ''swear'' to God...
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* Gordon came CrazyPrepared to the interview. The things that he brought included doughnuts, lemon and lime juice, and ''Pepto Bismol''.

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* Gordon came CrazyPrepared to the interview. The things that he brought to counter the constant attacks on his taste buds included doughnuts, lemon and lime juice, and ''Pepto Bismol''.



--> '''Gordon:''' I've eaten some shit in my time. Fucking breast milk macaroni and cheese. ''(pointing to the row of hot sauces)'' THIS has to be the worst I've ever eaten! Shame on you, big boy!

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--> '''Gordon:''' I've eaten some shit in my time. Fucking [[Series/MasterChef breast milk macaroni and cheese.cheese]]. ''(pointing to the row of hot sauces)'' THIS has to be the worst I've ever eaten! Shame on you, big boy!
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--->'''Millie''': God, I thought this'd be a lot worse than I thought.

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--->'''Millie''': God, [[LogicBomb I thought this'd be a lot worse than I thought.thought]].
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-->'''Neil''': [[DoubleEntendre ...If I had a nickel.]] Yes.

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-->'''Neil''': [[DoubleEntendre ...[[IfIHadANickel ...If I had a nickel.]] Yes.
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--->'''Millie''': I wanna do this! But I'm telling you, my face--my face doesn't feel like my face! [''sings''] ''I can't feel my face when I'm with you...'' Literally. Oh, my god.

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--->'''Millie''': I wanna do this! But I'm telling you, my face--my face--'''my face doesn't feel like my face! face'''! [''sings''] ''I can't feel my face when I'm with you...'' Literally. Oh, my god.

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** But she recovers enough that, even in the midst of extreme pain, she can't resist giving a ShoutOut to Music/TheWeeknd:
--->'''Millie''': I wanna do this! But I'm telling you, my face--my face doesn't feel like my face! [''sings''] ''I can't feel my face when I'm with you...'' Literally. Oh, my god.

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-->'''Millie''': God, I thought this'd be a lot worse than I thought.
-->'''Sean''': Well...
-->'''Millie''': Do you start to feel it? Do you start to feel it soon?
-->'''Sean''': It does get a little crazier in the back half, but you are crushing this.
-->'''Millie''': Okay, good. I'm not saying I'm not feeling it, but it's not [[MenDontCry making me want to cry, like]] Creator/TomHolland.

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-->'''Millie''': --->'''Millie''': God, I thought this'd be a lot worse than I thought.
-->'''Sean''': --->'''Sean''': Well...
-->'''Millie''': --->'''Millie''': Do you start to feel it? Do you start to feel it soon?
-->'''Sean''': --->'''Sean''': It does get a little crazier in the back half, but you are crushing this.
-->'''Millie''': --->'''Millie''': Okay, good. I'm not saying I'm not feeling it, but it's not [[MenDontCry making me want to cry, like]] Creator/TomHolland.
** When Millie finally samples Da Bomb, her first reaction is that her eyes widen, then she stares at Sean in shock, then she drinks some milkshake, starts coughing uncontrollably and [[FlippingTheBird flips Sean the bird.]] She even does a CallBack:
--->'''Millie''': [''sweating bullets, eyes watering, desperately sucking down milkshake''] What did Tom Holland cry at?
--->'''Sean''': At this one.
--->'''Millie''': [''fans herself with napkin'']

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** Sean compliments Millie on how well she's doing, which both scrambles her syntax but also gives her the opportunity to deliver a great TakeThat:
-->'''Millie''': God, I thought this'd be a lot worse than I thought.
-->'''Sean''': Well...
-->'''Millie''': Do you start to feel it? Do you start to feel it soon?
-->'''Sean''': It does get a little crazier in the back half, but you are crushing this.
-->'''Millie''': Okay, good. I'm not saying I'm not feeling it, but it's not [[MenDontCry making me want to cry, like]] Creator/TomHolland.
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* Sean brings on Creator/NoahSchnapp to help her get started. Which leads to some one-upmanship.

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* Sean brings on Creator/NoahSchnapp to help her get started. Which leads to some friendly one-upmanship.

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\n* Sean brings on Creator/NoahSchnapp to help her get started. Which leads to some one-upmanship.
-->'''Noah''': Millie, by the way, was saying that she's so good at spice. I'm much better with spice.
-->'''Millie''': Well, they didn't invite '''you''' on the show.
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** Later still:
-->'''Sean''': This next one is the Dingo Psycho Sauce.
-->'''Neil''': That was my nickname in prison.
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** Later comes this gem, as they get onto the spicier sauces:
-->'''Sean''': Are you ready to move on here to the back half?
-->'''Neil''': [[DoubleEntendre ...If I had a nickel.]] Yes.
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[[AC:Creator/NeilPatrickHarris]]
* NPH gets things off to a fine start by establishing that he loves chilli in general, however:
-->'''Neil''': I also have a weak digestive system.
-->'''Sean''': Ohhh. Right, right, right, right.
-->'''Neil''': So I'm not worried about this part [''gestures to sauces and wings on table''], I'm worried about two hours from now, when I'm shitting liquid.
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* When Sean pitches the end-of-episode offer to "let the people know what you've got going on in your life," Gordon doesn't:
--> '''Gordon:''' Oh, fuck off! Right now, I need to see a doctor! Fuck yourself!
* And his attitude continues in TheStinger:
--> '''Gordon:''' I've eaten some shit in my time. Fucking breast milk macaroni and cheese. ''(pointing to the row of hot sauces)'' THIS has to be the worst I've ever eaten! Shame on you, big boy!
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-->'''Bill:''' ''[takes his first sip of milk]'' Oh, it so gross! It's room temperature! Who does that to somebody?!?

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-->'''Bill:''' ''[takes his first sip of milk]'' Oh, it so gross! It's room temperature! Who does that to somebody?!?somebody?!? \\
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[[AC: Creator/BillBurr]]
* Bill Burr is notorious for trolling interviewers when he's bored with the questions. Sean, known for giving well-researched questions, gets along with Bill pretty well for a while... until Bill tastes Da Bomb, and the FieryRedhead comes out in full force.
-->'''Bill:''' ''[takes his first sip of milk]'' Oh, it so gross! It's room temperature! Who does that to somebody?!?
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'''Sean:''' So the foodie revolution has infiltrated- \\
'''Bill:''' Fuck your question. ''[chugs more milk]'' \\
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'''Sean:''' You can do it. You can do it. \\
'''Bill:''' Wh-what is the upside? I already promoted [[WesternAnimation/FIsForFamily the fucking cartoon.]] \\
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'''Sean:''' ''[shakes bottle]'' All right, Bill! This is the Last Dab... \\
'''Bill:''' ''[[OhCrap I don't like this! This is different!]]'' \\
'''Sean:''' ...because it's tradition to put a little extra on the last wing! It's a tradition around here... \\
'''Bill:''' You mother''fucker!'' \\
'''Sean:''' You don't have to if you don't want to! \\
'''Bill:''' Oh yeah, I know that talk; "you don't have to, ya fuckin' pussy." \\
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'''Sean:''' So you may be the most requested guest in Hot Ones history, and as a result- \\
'''Bill:''' I'd like to say fuck you to all you people for putting me on this shit.
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** Eric drops the bomb that he'd been arrested during the filming of his show before, and then dodges explaining by saying that [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope he had been "legally advised not to discuss".]]

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** Eric drops the bomb that he'd been arrested during the filming of his show before, before and then dodges explaining by saying that [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope he had been "legally advised not to discuss".]]



-->'''Eric:''' You're playing on my macho insecurities... (while eating the wing) and now I'm gonna regret this. I have a ''very'' small penis, and I need to prove myself.
--> '''Sean''': It's not small! It's not small, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I've seen it about a hundred times!]] I think on... I think on the plus side of average.
-->'''Eric''': ''[Pointing in a sweeping motion off camera]'' I'm going to fucking eat out your camera operators! You hear that? ...BOYS?
** At one point Eric tries to claim he went to college in Bangkok to which Sean replies that, no, he went to Massachusetts. At this point Eric doesn't even try to keep the lie up and almost begrudgingly remembers that Sean did his research.

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-->'''Eric:''' --->'''Eric:''' You're playing on my macho insecurities... (while eating the wing) and now I'm gonna regret this. I have a ''very'' small penis, and I need to prove myself.
--> ---> '''Sean''': It's not small! It's not small, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I've seen it about a hundred times!]] I think on... I think on the plus side of average.
-->'''Eric''': --->'''Eric''': ''[Pointing in a sweeping motion off camera]'' I'm going to fucking eat out your camera operators! You hear that? ...BOYS?
** At one point Eric tries to claim he went to college in Bangkok to which Sean replies that, no, he went to Massachusetts. At this point point, Eric doesn't even try to keep the lie up and almost begrudgingly remembers that Sean did his research.



--> '''Joji''': Oh there's a trash can! Oh..I'm sorry!

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--> '''Joji''': Oh there's a trash can! Oh..Oh...I'm sorry!



* Adam arrives at Da' Bomb wing, the point where most guests stop having fun. He takes a big bite, calls Sean a sissy and thinks nothing of it. ''Then'' it hits him.

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* Adam arrives at Da' Bomb wing, the point where most guests stop having fun. He takes a big bite, calls Sean a sissy sissy, and thinks nothing of it. ''Then'' it hits him.



* To hype up the fanbase for the occasion, they filmed a sketch in which Chef Ramsay gave Sean a taste of his own kitchen nightmares. Gordon applies his trademark acidity to everything from the title ("The Hot Ones? Sounds like a fucking movie from the 70s.") to the preparation of the wings ("Show me those fucking things...they're dryyyyy!") to Sean's interview style.

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* To hype up the fanbase for the occasion, they filmed a sketch in which Chef Ramsay gave Sean a taste of his own kitchen nightmares. Gordon applies his trademark acidity to everything from the title ("The Hot Ones? Sounds like a fucking movie from the 70s.'70s.") to the preparation of the wings ("Show me those fucking things...they're dryyyyy!") to Sean's interview style.



* Gordon came CrazyPrepared to the interview. The things that he brought included doughnuts, lemon and lime juice, and ''pepto bismol''.
** One youtube commenter compared it to "all these random potions to raise his HP like he's in skyrim and is up against a draugr deathlord."

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* Gordon came CrazyPrepared to the interview. The things that he brought included doughnuts, lemon and lime juice, and ''pepto bismol''.''Pepto Bismol''.
** One youtube commenter compared it to "all these random potions to raise his HP like he's in skyrim Skyrim and is up against a draugr deathlord."



-->'''Sean''': Oh yeah. That's the move.
** Near the end of the interview, the distant sounds of someone playing a saxophone in the same building slowly drifts into the room. There's a several second pause when Aubrey is clearly wondering whether the heat of the wings has caused her to start hallucinating:
-->''*distant sounds of saxophone playing*''
-->'''Aubrey''': ... Is someone playing the saxophone right now? ''*general laughter*'' Cause I ''swear'' to God...
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-->'''Sean''': --->'''Sean''': Oh yeah. That's the move.
** Near the end of the interview, the distant sounds of someone playing a saxophone in the same building slowly drifts drift into the room. There's a several second several-second pause when Aubrey is clearly wondering whether the heat of the wings has caused her to start hallucinating:
-->''*distant --->''*distant sounds of saxophone playing*''
-->'''Aubrey''': ...--->'''Aubrey''': ... Is someone playing the saxophone right now? ''*general laughter*'' Cause I ''swear'' to God...
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* While on the seventh wing, Johnny asks for some "water"; more specifically, water from "the can", with the camera cutting to show them pouring beer into his mug.
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* To hype up the fanbase for the occasion, they filmed a sketch in which Chef Ramsay gave Sean a taste of his own kitchen nightmares. Gordon applies his trademark acidity to everything from the title ("The Hot Ones? Sounds like a fucking movie from the 70s.") to the preparation of the wings ("Show me those fucking things...they're dryyyyy!") to Sean's interview style.
-->'''Gordon:''' Who did your research? A fucking monkey with a typewriter? Are you *that* shit?! "I did a deep dive on your fucking Instagram-" What's wrong with you?! Can you grow a pair?
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-->'''Sean''': Oh yeah. That's smoove.

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-->'''Sean''': Oh yeah. That's smoove.the move.
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* When they are on the last wing, Creator/KevinHart insists Sean take the first bite, as Kevin is the guest, which Sean instantly does:
-->'''Kevin''': ''Why do you got to make eye contact?!''
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** Near the end of the interview, the distant sounds of someone playing a saxophone in the same building they are filming in drifts into the room. There's a several second pause when Aubrey is clearly wondering whether the heat of the wings has caused her to start hallucinating:

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** Near the end of the interview, the distant sounds of someone playing a saxophone in the same building they are filming in slowly drifts into the room. There's a several second pause when Aubrey is clearly wondering whether the heat of the wings has caused her to start hallucinating:

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