History Funny / HonestTrailers2014Episodes

* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Token]]; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little S***]] (Teemo); and all the other Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).

** Epic raids who require "more cooperating {{nerd}}s than the space program."

** And {{troll}}ing. Lots and ''lots'' of trolling. This part is illustrated with dancing player characters and the [[MemeticMutation memetic]] [[Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo Leeroy]] [[LeeroyJenkins Jenkins]].

* The Starring list: [[Franchise/PowerRangers The Blue Ranger]], [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Wreck-It Raph]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]], Nerdatello, [[Film/TheHungerGames Ratniss Neverclean]], Film/{{Surf Ninja|s}}, Asian DarthWiki/DarthVader, [[TakeThat April's Mom and Justin Bieber's Dad]].

---> "... And the item that holds the all-time record for most ruined friendships, the ''[[ThatOneAttack Blue Shell]]'': (this part shows a playthrough with the ''VideoGame/MarioKartWii'' [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound alarm]] indicating you are pursued by a shell) a weapon so incredibly evil that it seeks out the lead driver and--- (shows Mario getting hit by the blue shell and reveals that the Narrator was playing the whole time) [[RageBreakingPoint OH COME ON!]] I WAS RIGHT THERE! [[NotSoAboveItAll THIS HAPPENS EVERY RACE, STUPID NINTENDO!]] I WAS IN, LIKE, FIRST THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!"

* "Meet unforgettable heroes... that were still alive at the time we wrote this Honest Trailer." For unintentional bonus points, right as he says it, the shot is of Barristan Selmy, who died in Season Five.

* The narrator giving up on naming, or remembering, the LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters.

* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Token]]; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little S***]] (Teemo); and [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all the other]] Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).

** Trevor is described as "the first character whose personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way the average gamer plays ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]'']]".

* Then the narrator describes the game as the one "old people claim is turning us into violent sociopaths:
--> "... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction WHICH IS NOT TRUE!]] AND I'LL F***ING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY ANY DIFFERENT!"

--> "The Alliance: (in a silly childish voice) a collection of generic fantasy tropes who protect the realm with ThePowerOfFriendship; and the Horde: (in a uselessly manly voice) a collection of generic heavy metal tropes [[AlwaysChaoticEvil who savage the realm]] with the power of [[RatedMForManly adulthood]]!

* Starring: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gimlis]] (Dwarves); [[DreadlockRasta Rastafarians]] (Aggra); [[PandaingToTheAudience Pandarin' to Chinese audiences]] (Chen Stormstout); Film/TimeBandits (Gnomes); [[VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague Mutant League Football]] (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); {{Cosplay}} Elves (Night Elves); [[AllPeriodsArePMS that time of the month Elves]] (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou what you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).
* The game is finally presented as "[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Real World of Warcraft]]".

* The game itself is described as "either the most precise fighting game of all time, or a mindless button-masher that an angry chimp with stump hands could play, or both?"
* The narrator presents the games as "the one you played in diapers (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros64''), the one you suck at (no, seriously, you do) (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''), the one [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks everyone hates for not being "Melee"]] (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''), and the one... [[NotSoAboveItAll I'm still... playing...]] as we... speak (VideoGame/SuperSmashBros4)". He even forgets about making the trailer.

* His way to resume the CasualCompetitiveConflict:

--> "Oh, you disagree?! Well, [[RageQuit QQ]] you noob! [[ClusterBleepBomb F***ing ass! F***ing motherfucker! F***ing, f*** sucking ass-lords!]]"

* He then says you can ruin your friendships by taunting, [[FelonyMisdemeanor pausing]], stealing lives, messing with the announcer, or [[TierInducedScrappy Meta Knight]] (whose ''Brawl'' trailer presentation is edited to call him "D!ck Head").

* The narrator presents the games as "the one you played in diapers (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros64''), the one you suck at (no, seriously, you do) (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''), the one [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks everyone hates for not being "Melee"]], and the one... [[NotSoAboveItAll I'm still... playing...]] as we... speak... (VideoGame/SuperSmashBros4)". He even forgets about making the trailer.
* He then lampshades how the game started as "a Nintendo Hall of Fame" before including third-party franchises, then showcasing their most obscure franchises.

* The narrator presents the games as "the one you played in diapers (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros64''), the one you suck at (no, seriously, you do) (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''), the one [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks everyone hates for not being ''Melee'']], and the one... [[NotSoAboveItAll I'm still... playing...]] as we... speak... (VideoGame/SuperSmashBros4)". He even forgets about making the trailer.

** The video then shows different items (Bob-Ombs, Hammer, Super Scope, Bumper, Draggoon, Home-run Bat, Golden Hammer) and the narrator gets angrier at each new one, especially the Smash Ball, "the entire premise of ''Brawl'' according to the narrator.

* The franchise is also described as one of the most original despite using [[FranchiseZombie the same tired old characters and settings]], but also [[NonSequitur the only chance to make]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]] [[ToiletHumor poop]] [[Franchise/Metroid Samus]] off a cliff.

* The franchise is also described as one of the most original despite using [[FranchiseZombie the same tired old characters and settings]], but also [[WordSaladHumor the only chance to make Yoshi poop samus off a cliff]].

* The game is finally called "''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Nintendo]]'s Film/HungerGames''".

* He then lampshades how the game started as "a Nintendo Hall of Fame" before including third-party franchises, then showcasing the most unknown games.

* The game is described as a good way to teach players that "winning and being the best driver [[WackyRacing don't always go hand in hand]]".

** Trevor is described as "the first character who's personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way most people play this game]]"

* "...And don't forget about multiplayer, where you can crew up with your friends to--"[[KilledMidSentence *SLAM*]] "Ha! Noob!"

* The game is finally called ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Grand Theft Auto Vuh]]'':

* [[Creator/TakeTwoInteractive Rockstar Games]] is accused of promoting [[TheBully bullying]], murder and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ping-pong]].

* Starring: [[Creator/BobHoskins Bob]] [[Film/SuperMarioBros Hoskins]] (Mario), [[PaletteSwap Green Mario]] (Luigi), Series/HannahMontana (Peach), Music/MileyCyrus (Daisy), Fat Mario (Wario), Shrooms (Toad), [[WesternAnimation/TheSnorks a Snork]] (Birdo), [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Business Kong]] (Donkey Kong), ComicBook/GhostRider (King Boo), [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Reptar]] (Yoshi), Bow Wow (Bowser) [[OverlordJr Lil Bow Wow]] (Bowser Jr.) and Time Paradoxes (Baby Mario and Baby Luigi)".

* ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Grand Theft Auto]] Vuh'':

** "...and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Gaming's. Most. Underwhelming. Submarine!]]"...''[{{beat}}]''..."Oh, come on! They could've at least put a radio in this thing!"
** "...Then [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist walk out of the hospital]] [[KarmaHoudini with no negative repercussions.]] Thanks, Obamacare!
** "...And don't forget about multiplayer, where you can crew up with your friends to--"[[KilledMidSentence *SLAM*]] "Ha! Noob!"
** Starring: [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]] (Michael), Music/IceCube (Franklin), Series/BreakingBad (Trevor), Creator/JonahHill (Jimmy), Music/KidRock (Wade), [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Fear and Loathing in Los Santos]] (Ron), Newman from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' (Lester), Beats by [[Music/{{NWA}} Dre]] (Lamar), Music/{{Kesha}} (Tracy), [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Selfies]] and {{Stereotype}}s.

* The game is described as a good way to teach players that "winning and being the best driver don't always go hand in hand.

--> "High explosives (Bob-Ombs), slapstick comedy (bananas), decoy item boxes (fake item boxes) [[ScrappyWeapon that have never fooled a single driver]], [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs PCP]] (Stars), [[PrecisionFStrike bulls***]] (Lightning Bolt), the [[FridgeHorror hollowed-out shells]] of once living breathing Koopas (Koopa Shells), [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG. ASS. BULLET.]] (Bullet Bill)..."

--> "You tried to stay sane in ''[[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent Amnesia]]'', you ran for your life in ''VideoGame/Slender'', now prepare for [[BlatantLies the next step in video game horror]]: sitting on your '''ass''' doing absolutely noth- (Bonnie {{Jump Scare}}s the narrator) Ah!

* The JumpScare RunningGag. It's even funnier if you consider [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou it happens every time]] the narrator criticizes the game for lacking logic or impact.

* The {{Shout-Out}}s and clever puns in the "starring" cast: [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Boo]], [[Series/BreakingBad Los Pollos Hermana]], [[Film/DonnieDarko Bonnie Darko]], and [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgefox]], complete with Sonic's music paired with Foxy's run footage.

* The JumpScare RunningGag. It's even funnier if you consider it happens every time he criticizes the game for lacking logic or impact.
* Describing it as "the horror game sensation, that no one enjoys playing, [[BetterAsALetsPlay but everyone loves watching other people play]]".

--> "The more scared you get, the more you look for monsters. And the more you look for monsters, the less power you have. Which makes you more scared. Which makes you look for more monsters. And so on until it finally ends in a JumpScare that makes you scream [[NarmCharm even though you totally know it's coming]]."
* The [[ShoutOut Shout-Outs]] and clever puns in the "starring" cast: [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Boo]], [[Series/BreakingBad Los Pollos Hermana]], [[Film/DonnieDarko Bonnie Darko]], and [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgefox]], complete with Sonic's music paired with Foxy's run footage.

--> "You tried to stay sane in ''[[VideoGame/AmnesiaTheLastDecent Amnesia]]'', you ran for your life in ''VideoGame/Slender'', now prepare for [[BlatantLies the next step in video game horror]]: sitting on your '''ass''' doing absolutely noth- (Bonnie {{Jump Scare}}s the narrator) Ah!

* Describing it as "the horror game sensation, that no one enjoys playing, [[BetterAsLetsPlay but everyone loves watching other people play]]".

* The JumpScare RunningGag.
* Describing it as "the horror game sensation, that no one enjoys playing, but everyone loves watching other people play".

---> '''Narrator:''' Aw, f***, we're gonna have a million of these, aren't we?

---> "... And the item that holds the all-time record for most ruined friendships, the ''[[ThatOneAttack Blue Shell]]'': (this part shows a playthrough with the ''VideoGame/MarioKartWii'' [[MostAnnoyingSound alarm]] indicating you are pursued by an item) a weapon so incredibly evil that it seeks out the lead driver and--- (shows Mario getting hit by the blue shell and reveals that the Narrator was playing the whole time) [[RageBreakingPoint OH COME ON!]] I WAS RIGHT THERE! [[NotSoAboveItAll THIS HAPPENS EVERY RACE, STUPID NINTENDO!]] I WAS IN, LIKE, FIRST THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!"

* The narrator then lampshades the absurdity of a kingdom with a unreasonably high rate of [[DamselInDistress princess kidnapping]] becomes a go-kart series.
--> "Watch as bitter rivals put aside their decades long blood feud [[GoKartingWithBowser for a day of friendly go-karting]]."

--> "High explosives (Bob-Ombs), slapstick comedy (bananas), decoy item boxes (fake item boxes) that have never fooled a single driver, PCP (Stars) (shows a playthorugh where the player is struck by lightning), [[PrecisionFStrike bulls***]], the [[FridgeHorror hollowed-out shells]] of once living breathing Koopas, [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG. ASS. BULLET.]] (Bullet Bill)..."

---> "... And the item that holds the all-time record for most ruined friendships, the ''Blue Shell'': (this part shows a playthrough) a weapon so incredibly evil that it seeks out the lead driver and--- (shows Mario getting hit by the blue shell and reveals that the Narrator was playing the whole time) OH COME ON! I WAS RIGHT THERE! THIS HAPPENS EVERY RACE, STUPID NINTENDO! I WAS IN, LIKE, FIRST THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!"
* Starring: [[Creator/BobHoskins Bob]] [[Film/SuperMarioBros Hoskins]] (Mario), [[PaletteSwap Green Mario]] (Luigi), Series/HannahMontana (Peach), Music/MileyCyrus (Daisy), Fat Mario (Wario), Shrooms (Toad), [[WesternAnimation/TheSnorks a Snork]] (Birdo), [[Franchise/Donley Kong Business Kong]] (Donkey Kong), ComicBook/GhostRider (King Boo), [[WesternAnimation/Rugrats Reptar]] (Yoshi), Bow Wow (Bowser) Lil Bow Wow (Bowser Jr.) and Time Paradoxes (Baby Mario and Baby Luigi)".

---> "... And the item that holds the all-time record for most ruined friendships, the ''Blue Shell'': (this part shows a playthrough) a weapon so incredibly evil that it seeks out the lead driver and--- (shows Mario getting hit by the blue shell) OH COME ON! I WAS RIGHT THERE! THIS HAPPENS EVERY RACE, STUPID NINTENDO! I WAS IN, LIKE, FIRST THE WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!"