History Funny / HonestTrailers2014Episodes

* Starring: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); Gimlis (Dwarves); Rastafarians (Aggra); [[PandaingToTheAudience Pandarin' to Chinese audiences]] (Chen Stormstout); Time Bandits (Gnomes); [[VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague Mutant League Football]] (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); Cosplay Elves (Night Elves); [[AllPeriodsArePMS that time of the month Elves]] (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou what you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).

* In TheStinger, the narrator shows an old ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}}'' playthrough:

* The game is described as a more effective form of teenage abstinence than [[RiseOfZitboy acne]], [[SexMiseducationClass sex ed]], and [[SexIsEvil the catholic church]] combined!
* After describing the game as "a lifetime of lost opportunities in the real world" (all by showing the [[BasementDweller nolife]] from the WesternAnimation/SouthPark episode), the narrator denies being addicted to the game, then looks at his playtime: 534 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes and 26 seconds.

* "[[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} This]] is what Warcraft looked like in the nineties, kids! 'Zug-zug', am I right?"

** Epic raids who require "more cooperating nerds than the space program."

* The narrator suggests to give up school or your day job for a game that requires as much effort... as school or a day job.

* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Token]]; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little Shit]] (Teemo); and [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all the other]] Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).

* After that, he describes a typical playthrough as something incomprehensible for an audience.

* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; Token; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little Shit]] (Teemo); and [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters all the other]] Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).
* The game is then called "[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League of]] [[TakeThat Assholes]]".
* Then the narrator explodes in rage [[NotSoAboveItAll like the gamers he complained about earlier]]:
--> "Oh, you disagree?! Well, QQ you noob! [[ClusterBleepBomb F***ing ass! F***ing motherfucker! F***ing, f*** sucking ass-lords!]]"

* [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); Gimlis (Dwarves); Rastafarians (Aggra); [[PandaingToTheAudience Pandarin' to Chinese audiences]] (Chen Stormstout); Time Bandits (Gnomes); [[VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague Mutant League Football]] (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); Cosplay Elves (Night Elves); [[AllPeriodsArePMS that time of the month Elves]] (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou what you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).

--> '''Angry gamer''': "Oh, f*** you! You know what? You're f***ing bad! [[AtomicFBomb YOU'RE F***ING BAD! YOU PIECE OF S***!]]"

* After describing the game as "a lifetime of lost opportunities in the real world (all by showing the [[BasementDweller nolife]] from the WesternAnimation/SouthPark episode), the narrator denies being addicted to the game, then looks at his playtime: 534 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes and 26 seconds.

* [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); Gimlis (Dwarves); Rastafarians (Aggra); Pandering to Chinese audiences (Chen Stormstout); Time Bandits (Gnomes); Mutant League Football (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); Cosplay elves (Night Elves); That time of the month elves (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou What you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).

* The percussive comments make the ''Creator/TwentiethCenturyStudios'' for some reason. Then the narrator declines responsibility this way:

--> "[[[LittleNo Oh no.]]"
* He then describes the two mains factions of the game this way:

* The game is described as a more effective form of teenage abstinence than [[RiseOfZitboy acne]], [[SexMiseducationClass sex ed]], and [[SexIsEvil catholic church]] combined!
* Saying the epic raids require "more cooperating nerds than the space program."

* The percussive comments make the ''Creator/TwentiethCenturyStudios'' for some reason. Then the narrator declines responsability this way:

* He then enumerates the inspirations from Riot Games... and remarked they took '''''a lot''''' from ''VideoGame/Dota2'' to the point they have to make a quick scrolling list about the things they stole from it.

* Starring: [[Anime/Naruto Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; Token; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/Bioshock Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little Shit]] (Teemo); and All the other Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).

* He describes the game as an "action-paced strategy game that requires teamwork to win, even though everyone who plays them [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hate each other", then shows an angry gamer exploding because of [[FelonyMisdemeanor a simple misclick]]:
--> '''Angry gamer''': "Oh, fuck you! You know what? You're fucking bad! [[AtomicFBomb YOU'RE FUCKING BAD! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!]]"
'''Narrator''': "Yeesh! And I thought UsefulNotes/XboxLive was bad!"

* Starring: [[Anime/Naruto Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; Token; All About [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/Bioshock Big Daddy]]; Yuffie; Abominable [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little Shit]] (Teemo); and All The Other Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}} That Aren't Relevant In the Current Meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the screen).
* The game is then called "[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League of Assholes]]".
* Then the narrator explodes in rage [[NotSoAboveAtAll like the gamers he complained about]]:

* He describes the game as an "action-paced strategy game that requires teamwork to win, even though everyone who plays them [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hate each other", then shows an angry gamer exploding because of [[FelonyMisdemeanor a little mistake]]:
--> "Oh, fuck you! You know what? You're fucking bad! [[AtomicFBomb YOU'RE FUCKING BAD! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!]]"
* The game is called "[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League of Assholes]]".

[[Funny/HonestTrailers Main]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers20122013Episodes 2012–13]] | 2014 | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2015Episodes 2015]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2016Episodes 2016]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2017Episodes 2017]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2018Episodes 2018]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2019Episodes 2019]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2020Episodes 2020]] | [[Funny/HonestTrailers2021Episodes 2021]]

* ''Film/Maleficent'' (aka ''[[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Sleeping Beauty]]: The Bad One'')

* The video's summary of the series:
-->'''Narrator:''' It's the abusive show you keep watching, no matter how many times it hurts you; full of disturbing imagery like incest, beheadings, attempted child murder, more incest...[[SerialEscalation and that's just the first episode!]]

* Epic Voice Guy insisting that ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and ''Film/TheHungerGames'' are in fact [[FollowTheLeader one and the same]], and getting into an argument over it with the sound engineer and director.

* The trailer invites us to "sit back for a film full of obvious attempts to pander to teenage girls, like: staring at yourself in the mirror, having perfect hair no matter how much you work out, hot older boys who see how special you are on the inside, and telling them that choosing your clique is the most important decision you'll ever make."

-->'''Narrator:''' [[Film/TheMatrix If Neo shows up looking for the Train Man]], I'm out.

* Starring... [[Creator/ElizabethOlsen The Olsen Triplet]] (Elle Brody), Discount Creator/ChanningTatum (Ford Brody), Duhhhhh (Dr. Serizawa), [[Series/BreakingBad Crysenberg]] (Joe Brody), and [[RealWomenHaveCurves Real Kaiju Have Curves]] (Godzilla)

* TEWBS.

* The bathroom in ''Film/SawI'' is dubbed "your typical Taco Bell bathroom".
* The montage of gory deaths from the ''Saw'' movies, [[SoundtrackDissonance set to happy-go-lucky circus music]]. After that, the narrator unsuccessfully attempts to hold back his puking, and then yells "Go to starring! GO TO STARRING!"
* Amanda is credited as [[MemeticMutation DENTAL PLAN]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons (Lisa Needs Braces)]]

* Describing the title character as "How Creator/JenniferAniston sees Creator/AngelinaJolie".
* Their opinion of Maleficent not turning into a dragon like in ''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty'':

* Noting that the title character is only mean in this version because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love.

* "The three fairies you loved from the original, who are now three hideous idiots whose stupidity borders on child abuse. Way to fuck up fairies, Disney."

* The narrator describing the themes of the movie.

* This line about the acting.

* Once again, the screen at the beginning is flooded with requests to make this specific trailer. "Okay, okay, we got it, keep your star pants on."
* The narrator concludes that this whole movie is just Marvel {{troll}}ing their audience, having grown DrunkWithPower and being perfectly aware that they can do anything they want now and they'll still make billions.

* After listing off all the different colored aliens, the narrators ends with "In case you get confused, [[WhiteMaleLead the hero is still the white guy]]."

* ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Grand Theft Auto]] [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY Vuh]]'':

* ''Film/SawI'' (aka ''[[Film/SawI Saw 1: You Saw Them All'')

[[folder:''Planet of the Apes'' 2001]]

* ''Film/TheFaultInOurStars'' (aka [[TheTopicOfCancer Cancer F*cking Sucks]])

[[folder:''The X-Men Trilogy'']]
* While listing off everyone's favorite ComicBook/XMen, the narrator lists ComicBook/{{Gambit}}: "FOOTAGE NOT FOUND."

[[folder:''The Lion King'']]
* Their trailer for ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'', doing the same lyric gags as the ''Frozen'' one:
-->''He's a threaaaat to our lives!\\
And he'll eat us aaaaall!\\
He is on display\\
To remind us we're prey!''
** The hyenas being called [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ed, Edd and Eddy"]] and Timon and Pumbaa being called [[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy "Ren and Stimpy!"]]
** The pride lands are described as having very generous borders, and the Elephant Graveyard is [[TakeThat its own version of New Jersey]].
** The accents are all over the place, including British,[[note]]Zazu[[/note]] {{Evil Brit}}ish,[[note]]Scar[[/note]] Latino,[[note]]Bonzai[[/note]] JewishMother,[[note]]Timon[[/note]] Gangsta,[[note]]Shenzi[[/note]] and Creator/{{CNN}}.[[note]]Creator/JamesEarlJones[[/note]]

[[folder:''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'']]
* The trailer gives a credit for the one true star of any Creator/MichaelBay film: "'''[[StuffBlowingUp BEWMS!]]'''"
* The warning at the beginning of the trailer: "The following trailer contains scenes from ''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''."
* "From the director who would most likely masturbate to an explosion comes two hours of moving pictures and loud noises that, because if was filmed on a camera, technically qualifies as a movie."
* "Creator/MeganFox, who once again combines the looks of a professional porn star, with the acting ability of an amateur porn star."
* After going through the long, long list of [[AssPull asspulls]] and [[PlotHole glaring plot holes]], the narrator disgustedly exclaims "we've already put more thought into this movie than the people who made it did."
* Closing with a clip of Michael Bay getting completely flustered in the middle of a speech and walking off stage, saying he's sorry, followed by the narrator saying "now you know how we felt watching this movie, Mikey."

[[folder:''Divergent'']]
* Epic Voice Guy insisting that ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and ''Film/TheHungerGames'' are in fact [[FollowTheLeader one and the same]], and getting into an argument over it with the sound engineer and director.
-->''"Guys, I'm telling you, '''we did this already!'''"''
* The trailer invites us to "sit back for a film full of obvious attempts to pander to teenage girls, like: staring at yourself in the mirror, having perfect hair no matter how much you work out, hot older boys who see how special you are on the inside, and telling them that choosing your clique is the most important decision you'll ever make."

[[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze'']]
* "Based on the [[ComicBook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMirage dark brooding comic]] that became a [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 children's cartoon]] that became the [[TakeThat worst musical tour of all time]] comes a nineties movie that proves the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Turtles Franchise]] was ridiculous way before [[Creator/MichaelBay Michael Bay]] got his hands on it."
* ''... And Bad Cosplay!''
---> ''Shredder growls at Mikey''
* ''I guess it looks better than ugly [=CGI=]. Uhhh!''
* The Narrator's dislike for the lack of weapons.
--> '''Narrator:''' Instead, see them fight with belts, yo-yos, ties, blankets, soft NERF Bats, sausages, and WordPower! Come on! Just ''stab'' someone already!
* "[[SarcasmMode Aw, did you get stuck in a net?]] Sure would be great if they could use their ''*zooms in on Leo's Katanas*'' '''SWORDS OR SOMETHING!!!!!!''' I mean, come on! He's got them right there on his back! [[WhatTheHellHero What are they doing?!]]"
* "The Shredder [[BackFromTheDead returned]], and he's [[WhyWontYouDie returned]], and he's [[OverlyLongGag returned]], and he probably smells like sh*t now! Watch him strike fear into the hearts of men with [[BadassNormal his ability to stand and do nothing while his enemies are right in front of him!]] And his lieutenant, [[TheDragon Tatsu]], who... ''also'' stands and does nothing [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim while his enemies]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Are. Right. In. Front of him!]]"
* "Tremble as they battle for control of the [[TitleDrop secret of the ooze]], which is never really explained now that I mention it, but for some reason can... turn [[OriginStory turtles into ninja turtles]], turn [[MundaneMadeAwesome flowers into bigger flowers]], and turn [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 Bebop and Rocksteady]] into [[TakeThat two lame-ass ripoffs that no one ever asked for!]]"
* The displeasure of Music/VanillaIce in the movie:
--> '''Narrator:''' [[LampshadeHanging When did they have time to coordinate this sh*t?]] Stop dancing with Vanilla Ice. [[StopHavingFunGuys Stop it!]] [[BigWhat What are you doing?!]] [[RapidFireNo No, Ninja, No, Ninja, No!]]
* The Starring list: [[Franchise/PowerRangers The Blue Ranger]], [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Wreck-It Raph]], [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson]], Nerdatello, [[Film/TheHungerGames Ratniss Neverclean]], Film/{{Surf Ninja|s}}, Asian DarthWiki/DarthVader, [[TakeThat April's Mom and Justin Bieber's Dad]].
* In the Stinger, the Narrator calls out the makers of the film for HypocriticalHumor.
--> '''Narrator:''' So parents were mad about them using their weapons, but ''[shows people eating pizza]'' totally okay with them advocating an all-pizza diet? Pfft! {{Hypocrite}}s!

[[folder:''Captain America: The Winter Soldier'']]
* ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier'' (aka ''Captain America: [[TookALevelInBadass He's Cool Now]]''):
** Crediting ComicBook/TheFalcon as [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros "Falcon Punch"]].
** Hail Hard Drive.

[[folder:Everything Wrong With ''The Amazing Spider-Man 2'']]
* As a crossover, Screen Junkies and ''WebVideo/{{CinemaSins}}'' swapped around and did the other channel's most famous video for ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2''.[[note]]Because, as they state in the description, "Everyone gets us mixed up anyway, so why not?"[[/note]]
* When Gwen phones Peter:
-->'''Narrator:''' Where was Spidey hiding that cell phone? In a skintight suit, there's only one place he could be stashing his stuff. And you don't want to know where it is.
* Two back-to-back sins:
-->'''Narrator:''' ''[after feathers fly when Spidey takes his suit off]'' Did he just fight a chicken?\\
'''Narrator:''' ''[when Spidey's holding a fish]'' Did he just fight a fish?
* When Norman Osborn's on his deathbed:
-->'''Norman Osborn:''' This is not how I imagined I would die.\\
'''Narrator:''' "[[Film/SpiderMan1 I always imagined I'd be impaled on my own glider.]]"
* The next sin:
-->'''Harry:''' On my 16th birthday, you send me Scotch.\\
'''Narrator:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sounds like a pretty cool dad to me.]]
* Before Max Dillion becomes Electro:
-->'''Narrator:''' There's your problem. The thingy's all unplugged.
* And when he becomes Electro: "Hey boss, should we put a lid on these tanks?" "[[TemptingFate Nah, what's the worst that could happen?]]"
* During the first Spidey vs. Electro fight, Electro hits a couple of advertisements for a couple of Broadway musicals:
-->'''Narrator:''' ''[in fake Italian accent]'' Theatre/MammaMia Not the Theatre/JerseyBoys!
* When the scientist introduces himself:
-->'''Doctor Kafka''' ''[in stereotypical German accent]'' I am Doctor Kafka.\\
'''Narrator:''' ''[also in stereotypical German accent]'' "Ze stereotypical German scientist, ja?"
* When Peter crashes into a wall behind Gwen: "Kramer entrance."
* When Peter arrives at the disused subway station where his father did his secret research:
-->'''Narrator:''' [[Film/TheMatrix If Neo shows up looking for the Train Man]], I'm out.
* After Gwen tells Peter that she's been given a scholarship to the University of Oxford:
-->'''Narrator:''' [[CallBack "With great power comes great responsibility."]] Unless the girl you're porking moves to England.
* During the final fight between Electro and Spidey, Electro plays "Itsy Bitsy Spider" on the electrical pylons:
-->'''Spider-Man:''' I hate this song.\\
'''Narrator:''' That makes all of us.
* At the end, when Spidey's about to hit Rhino with a manhole cover:
-->'''Narrator:''' This was such a great shot in the trailer! I can't want to see what comes ne-- ''[film ends]'' It's over?! Well, f*ck you too, then!
* The video ends with 157 sins. And then they have a Bonus Round, full of all the Sony product placements. Final total? 2,899,270.

[[folder:''Godzilla'' (2014)]]
* ''Film/Godzilla2014'' (aka "Godzilla: [[TakeThat The Good One]]")
* Starring... [[Creator/ElizabethOlsen The Olsen Triplet]] (Elle Brody), Discount Creator/ChanningTatum (Ford Brody), Duhhhhh (Dr. Serizawa), [[Series/BreakingBad Crysenberg]] (Joe Brody), and [[RealWomenHaveCurves Real Kaiju Have Curves]] (Godzilla)
** The Narrator then remarks that his character [[RunningGag stares]]. ''*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPzcXCCPeU cue the music]]*''

[[folder:''The Fault In Our Stars'']]
* ''Film/TheFaultInOurStars'' (aka [[TheTopicOfCancer Cancer F*cking Sucks]])
* TEWBS.

[[folder:''Transformers: Age of Extinction'']]
* ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction'' (a.k.a. ''Transformers 4: Welcome to China'')
** The last third of the trailer is spoken in Chinese to mock Bay's pandering to China.
** "In a franchise that's known for objectifying hot young women, prepare for a new low, as they make the movie's hot chick an underage girl, make her boyfriend a legal adult, and literally stop the movie to explain why it's okay for them to pork. If only they'd put as much time into justifying the plot as they did for having sex with a minor."
** Instead of the usual funny names for the cast members, the "Starring..." segment is just one LongList of all of the ProductPlacement that appeared in the film.

[[folder:''Fight Club'']]
* Music/MeatLoaf being listed as "Mewwwwbs."

[[folder:''X-Men: Days of Future Past'']]
* "From Creator/BryanSinger, the director with the mutant power to make Creator/BrettRatner disappear..."

[[folder:''Saw'']]
* The bathroom in ''Film/SawI'' is dubbed "your typical Taco Bell bathroom".
* The montage of gory deaths from the ''Saw'' movies, [[SoundtrackDissonance set to happy-go-lucky circus music]]. After that, the narrator unsuccessfully attempts to hold back his puking, and then yells "Go to starring! GO TO STARRING!"
* Amanda is credited as [[MemeticMutation DENTAL PLAN]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons (Lisa Needs Braces)]]

[[folder:''Maleficent'']]
* Describing the title character as "How Creator/JenniferAniston sees Creator/AngelinaJolie".
* Their opinion of Maleficent not turning into a dragon like in ''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty'':
-->'''Narrator:''' You had '''one''' job, Disney.
* Noting that the title character is only mean in this version because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love.
-->'''Narrator:''' Have fun explaining that to your kids.
* "The three fairies you loved from the original, who are now three hideous idiots whose stupidity borders on child abuse. Way to fuck up fairies, Disney."

[[folder:''The Little Mermaid'']]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' (aka ''The Little Waistline'')
** Starring: She Swells Seashells (Ariel), White WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} (Prince Eric), [[Music/NickiMinaj Inki Minaj]] (Ursula), Phish (some fish extras), the closest thing this movie has to a black person (Sebastian), Jacked [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] (Triton), and [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Whining Nemo]] (Flounder).
** TheStinger has the narrator noting that the movie would have been different if Ariel's top half was fish, followed by a scene of a fish-headed Ariel gargling and Eric's [[VomitDiscretionShot disgusted reaction]].

[[folder:''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'']]
* The narrator describing the themes of the movie.
--> '''Narrator:''' Settle for the thinking man's blockbuster chock full of complicated characters, political maneuvering, family dynamics, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and]] a monkey [[GunsAkimbo duel-wielding]] [[MoreDakka machine guns]] on horseback, fighting a tank. ({{Beat}}) Okay, that was kind of dumb, but who cares? It's still awesome, right?
* This line about the acting.
--> '''Narrator:''' See Creator/AndySerkis deliver an Oscar-worthy performance by capturing the graceful movements and emotions of Caesar and doing his best Creator/ChristianBale Batman impression, while the cast and crew deliver an even MORE Oscar-worthy performance by not laughing at a tiny British man in a unitard pretending to be a monkey.

[[folder:''Guardians of the Galaxy'']]
* Once again, the screen at the beginning is flooded with requests to make this specific trailer. "Okay, okay, we got it, keep your star pads on."
* The narrator concludes that this whole movie is just Marvel {{troll}}ing their audience, having grown DrunkWithPower and being perfectly aware that they can do anything they want now and they'll still make billions.
--> '''Narrator:''' So experience the swagger of a movie studio drunk on its own power as Marvel trolls the world with [[FlippingTheBird balls-out middle fingers]] to the audience they know they have in the palm of their hands. Oh, you like superheroes? Well, how about a movie that stars a f*cking raccoon and a f*cking tree? You like Creator/VinDiesel? Yeah, well, we cast him, and [[PokemonSpeak he only says one f*cking line]]. ''[clip of Vin Diesel [[LargeHam yelling "I! AM! GROOT!"]]]'' You want [[Creator/JohnCReilly more]] [[Creator/BenicioDelToro pedigreed]] [[Creator/GlennClose actors]]? We'll put 'em in stupid outfits and make 'em say [[{{Technobabble}} space bullsh*t]]--''[clip of Glenn Close as Irani Rael saying "All ComicBook/{{Nova}} pilots, interlock and form a blockade"]''--because [[AwesomeDearBoy who]] [[MoneyDearBoy doesn't]] want to be in [[CashCowFranchise a f*cking Marvel movie]]? Hey, recognize [[Creator/ChrisPratt that chubby idiot]] from ''[[Series/ParksAndRecreation Parks and Rec]]''? We're gonna turn him into [[MrFanservice a sex symbol]]! That would be hilarious! Remember the worst movie we ever made, ''Film/HowardTheDuck''? [[TheStinger Stick that after the credits]] when everyone's expecting ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Avengers 2]]''; it'll totally f*ck with our fans, and they'll love it anyways. Speaking of which, remember ComicBook/{{Thanos}} from that one scene at the end of ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'' a few years ago? Well, [[TheBusCameBack we're bringing him back]], [[OrcusOnHisThrone and he's still not doing sh*t]]. Why? [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Because f*ck you, we're Marvel, that's why!]] What're you gonna do, watch Franchise/{{DC|ExtendedUniverse}}? ''[clip of [[Film/ManOfSteel Superman]] screaming [[BigNo "No!"]]]'' [[TakeThat Thought so]]!
* After listing off all the different colored aliens, the narrators ends with "In case you get confused, [[WhiteMaleLead the hero is still the white guy]]."

!!Honest Game Trailers
[[folder:''Mario Kart'']]

[[folder:''God of War'']]

[[folder:''Grand Theft Auto V'']]
* ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Grand Theft Auto]] [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY Vuh]]'':
** "Franklin, an up-and-coming street hustler... who drops more [[NWordPrivileges N-bombs]] than ''Film/DjangoUnchained''. ''[cue {{montage|s}} of Franklin dropping some N-bombs like there's no tomorrow]''
** Trevor is described as "the first character who's personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way most people play this game]]"
** "...and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Gaming's. Most. Underwhelming. Submarine!]]"...''[{{beat}}]''..."Oh, come on! They could've at least put a radio in this thing!"
** "...Then [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist walk out of the hospital]] [[KarmaHoudini with no negative repercussions.]] Thanks, Obamacare!
** "...And don't forget about multiplayer, where you can crew up with your friends to--"[[KilledMidSentence *SLAM*]] "Ha! Noob!"
** Starring: [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]] (Michael), Music/IceCube (Franklin), Series/BreakingBad (Trevor), Creator/JonahHill (Jimmy), Music/KidRock (Wade), [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Fear and Loathing in Los Santos]] (Ron), Newman from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' (Lester), Beats by [[Music/{{NWA}} Dre]] (Lamar), Music/{{Kesha}} (Tracy), [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Selfies]] and {{Stereotype}}s.

[[folder:''Assasin's Creed 4'']]
* When performing a Leap of Faith:
-->"Surely this small amount of hay will cushion the impact...OH MY GOD, MY BONES!"

[[folder:''Elder Scrolls: Skyrim'']]

[[folder:''Star Fox 64'']]

[[folder:''Candy Crush'']]

[[folder:''Mortal Kombat'']]

[[folder:''Final Fantasy VII'']]

[[folder:''Portal'']]

[[folder:''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare'']]
* "Suit up for the least realistic war franchise since ''VideoGame/{{Contra}}'', that's so over the top it makes ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield}}'' look sane by comparison." [''Footage from ''VideoGame/Battlefield4'' is shown where the player ejects from their fighter jet, snipes an enemy pilot out of their plane, then takes control of the enemy plane'']. "Aww yeah. Realism."
* "Dive into multiplayer when you're done playing the six hours of story, where you'll compete against thousands of underage racists and lose all sense of self-respect as they bait you into an argument":
-->'''Opponent''': It's called 'I have a life', you ever heard of it? I don't play games all day, unlike you, you (SoundEffectBleep).
-->'''Narrator''': [[LameComeback Yeah? Well, your...your mom!]]

[[folder:''Minecraft'']]

[[folder:''Pokémon: Red and Blue'']]
* The LongList of nicknames for all 151 original Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. The list continues in the Honest Trailers for ''Gold and Silver'', ''Ruby and Sapphire'', ''Diamond and Pearl'', ''Black and White'', ''X and Y'' and ''Sun and Moon''.

[[folder:''Mass Effect'']]

[[folder:''Diablo'']]

[[folder:''Team Fortess 2'']]
* The Starring roles: [[Creator/VinceOffer The ShamWow Guy]] (Scout), [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Team Rocket]] (Soldier), [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Trogdor the Burninatrix]] (Pyro), Film/DemolitionMan (Demoman), UsefulNotes/{{Vladimir|Putin}} [[PunnyName Shootin']] (Heavy), [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph Fix-It Felix]] (Engineer), Series/{{House}} (Medic), Film/CrocodileDundee (Sniper), and [[MasterOfDisguise All of the Above]] (Spy).

[[folder:''Zelda: The Ocarina of Time'']]

[[folder:''Destiny'']]

[[folder:''Dark Souls'']]
* The entirety of this game is full of win:
--> '''Narrator:''' Get lost in [[SceneryPorn beautiful scenery]] that you will actually get lost in, full of: [=NPCs=] with a dark sense of humor ''[shows several characters' laughing dialogue]'', one totally out of place optimist ''[shows Solaire]'', and some of gaming's most epic bosses ''[shows several large bosses]''... that you'll take down [[DeathOfAThousandCuts with a hundred, perfectly timed]] [[CherryTapping butt pokes in a row]] ''[shows a sped-up clip of defeating Vendrick with countless hits from behind]''
** "WOHOO! PRAISE THE SUN, Y'ALL!"
* "Play through all three action [=RPGs=] that are challenging in the same way breaking bricks with your flaccid penis is challenging."
* And the Narrator gets fed up with the "a-holes who won't shut up about beating the game".
-->'''Narrator:''' Oh, [[SarcasmMode good for you]]! Do it with a ''VideoGame/RockBand'' controller. ''Then'' we'll talk. ''[cue someone beating it [[DescriptionCut while using a Rock Band controller]]]'' Okay... wow.

[[folder:''Five Nights at Freddy's'']]
* The JumpScare RunningGag.
* Describing it as "the horror game sensation, that no one enjoys playing, but everyone loves watching other people play".
* The [[ShoutOut Shout-Outs]] and clever puns in the "starring" cast: [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Boo]], [[Series/BreakingBad Los Pollos Hermana]], [[Film/DonnieDarko Bonnie Darko]], and [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgefox]], complete with Sonic's music paired with Foxy's run footage.
* The narrator feeling relieved that it's a one-off internet fad, immediately followed by the end of the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 sequel's]] game trailer.
---> '''Narrator:''' Aw, f***, we're gonna have a million of these, aren't we?

[[folder:''World of Warcraft'']]
* Saying the epic raids require "more cooperating nerds than the space program."
* "[[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} This]] is what Warcraft looked like in the nineties, kids! 'Zug-zug', am I right?"

[[folder:''Super Smash Bros.'']]

[[folder:''Pokémon: Gold and Silver'']]

[[folder:''The Walking Dead'']]

[[folder:''The Last of Us'']]

[[folder:''League of Legends'']]

[[folder:''FIFA 2015'']]

* The LongList of nicknames for all 151 original Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. The list continues in the Honest Trailers for ''Gold and Silver'', ''Ruby and Sapphire'', ''Diamond and Pearl'', ''Black and White'', ''X and Y'' and “Sun and Moon”.

-->"Surely this small amount of hay will cushion the impact...[[RealityEnsues OH MY GOD, MY BONES!]]"