Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Funny / Haven

Go To

OR

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Duke's reactions are even funnier, especially in "Audrey Parker's Day Off".
** When both Duke and Nathan realize Chris is troubled, their constant attempts to avoid looking at him are just as hilarious.

Added: 498

Changed: 1

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady Gloria]] dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.

to:

** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady Gloria]] Gloria]], dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.hilarious.
-->'''Gloria''': Okay, Seth Hughes, 25. Running errands, walks out of a bakery with a dozen muffins, and... gets rigor mortis. Yes, normally that happens after death, but in Haven. Look at that. It's like the actin and myosin in his cells went bonkers.\\
'''Duke''': Bonkers?\\
'''Gloria''': Yeah, [[BlatantLies it's a medical term]].


Added DiffLines:

** During Jennifer's job interview, she keeps alternating between wearing or not wearing glasses, after she was told that Dave has a glasses fetish and Vince doesn't.

Added: 277

Changed: 25

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady]] dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.
-->'''Coroner''': ''You're'' a cop?\\

to:

** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady]] lady Gloria]] dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.
-->'''Coroner''': -->'''Gloria''': ''You're'' a cop?\\



'''Coroner''': I bought ''weed'' from you.\\

to:

'''Coroner''': '''Gloria''': I bought ''weed'' from you.\\


Added DiffLines:

* "Lay Me Down":
** Gloria orders Nathan to never interrupt her while she is talking, yet ignores Lexie doing the same thing.
** Nathan gets an [[EroticDream Erotic]] NotWearingPantsDream where Audrey is his HotTeacher, who gives him a spanking. He wakes up with a RagingStiffie.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Lexie comments that given how dangerous Haven is, "Why the hell does anybody still live here?"

to:

** Lexie comments that given how dangerous Haven is, "Why the hell does anybody still live here?"here?"
* "Countdown":
** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady]] dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.
-->'''Coroner''': ''You're'' a cop?\\
'''Duke''': Um...consultant.\\
'''Coroner''': I bought ''weed'' from you.\\
'''Duke''': I...was undercover?

Added: 454

Changed: 162

Removed: 322

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* In the first episode, Agent Howard makes fun of Audrey for having a book on teen vampires, then [[HypocriticalHumor pockets it when she isn't looking]].

to:

* In the first episode, "Welcome To Haven":
**
Agent Howard makes fun of Audrey for having a book on teen vampires, then [[HypocriticalHumor pockets it when she isn't looking]].



* In "The Hand You're Dealt", Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.



* "The Hand You're Dealt":
** Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.



** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'' Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...

to:

** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'' ''pipe'', Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...

Added: 1394

Changed: 70

Removed: 1140

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.
* Say it with me, "I NEED A HUG!"
* "Business As Usual": Audrey needs a legal excuse to arrest someone she suspects of kidnapping a Troubled man, since Nathan wants her to follow police procedure. The one she uses?
--> '''Audrey:''' Nathan, that man is ''jaywalking.''
** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'' Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...
--> '''Audrey''': State law, you need to ''cross at the corners!''
* "Friend or Faux": Duke sarcastically confesses, "I'm secretly afraid of bananas, I've never been windsurfing naked, and deep down in my heart I KNOW that Bigfoot is real."
** Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.
* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.



* "The Trial of Audrey Parker": Say it with me, "I NEED A HUG!"



* "Sparks and Recreation" onward: The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.
* "Friend or Faux":
** Duke sarcastically confesses, "I'm secretly afraid of bananas, I've never been windsurfing naked, and deep down in my heart I KNOW that Bigfoot is real."
** Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.
* "Business As Usual": Audrey needs a legal excuse to arrest someone she suspects of kidnapping a Troubled man, since Nathan wants her to follow police procedure. The one she uses?
--> '''Audrey:''' Nathan, that man is ''jaywalking.''
** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'' Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...
--> '''Audrey''': State law, you need to ''cross at the corners!''
* "Sins of the Fathers": Duke, thinking he is dreaming, looks out the window and tries to find mermaids in the water.
* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.



* "Sarah": Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.

to:

* "Sarah": Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.


Added DiffLines:

** Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Also, this conversation when Duke thinks his potential killer is in the area:
-->'''Duke''': I want police protection, around the clock! I pay my taxes.
-->'''Nathan''': No, you don't.
-->'''Duke''': ...some of them.
-->'''Nathan''': No, you don't.

Added: 145

Changed: 45

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "The New Girl": Lexie keeps getting Nathan's last name wrong.

to:

* "The New Girl": Girl":
**
Lexie keeps getting Nathan's last name wrong.wrong.
** Lexie comments that given how dangerous Haven is, "Why the hell does anybody still live here?"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


'''Duke''': I said shut up, Jordan!

to:

'''Duke''': I said shut up, Jordan!Jordan!
* "The New Girl": Lexie keeps getting Nathan's last name wrong.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Duke proves his identity to Dave by revealing Dave is a fan of OprahWinfrey.

to:

** Duke proves his identity to Dave by revealing Dave is a fan of OprahWinfrey.OprahWinfrey.
* "Bad Blood": Jordan explains Duke's Trouble to Jennifer, taunting him all the way.
-->'''Jordan''': He's a sponge...\\
'''Duke''': Shut up!\\
'''Jordan''': For Troubled blood. An evil sponge.\\
'''Duke''': I said shut up, Jordan!

Added: 326

Changed: 149

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--->'''Man''': It's 1955. It's the year you should think about sobering up.
--->'''Duke''': Actually, I think that it's the year I start drinking. Heavily.

to:

--->'''Man''': -->'''Man''': It's 1955. It's the year you should think about sobering up.
--->'''Duke''': -->'''Duke''': Actually, I think that it's the year I start drinking. Heavily.



* "Thanks For The Memories": Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.
** Nathan trying and failing to stop Audrey from seeing his memory of him having sex with Sarah.

to:

* "Thanks For The Memories": Memories":
**
Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.
** Nathan trying and failing to stop Audrey from seeing his memory of him having sex with Sarah.Sarah.
* "Fallout":
** Duke asks Jennifer to help him escape the hospital.
-->'''Duke''': All you have to do is get me a paperclip. (''{{Beat}}'') And my pants.
** Duke proves his identity to Dave by revealing Dave is a fan of OprahWinfrey.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

*** And when he finds out what's actually happened:
--->'''Man''': It's 1955. It's the year you should think about sobering up.
--->'''Duke''': Actually, I think that it's the year I start drinking. Heavily.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Thanks For The Memories": Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.

to:

* "Thanks For The Memories": Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.repeatedly.
** Nathan trying and failing to stop Audrey from seeing his memory of him having sex with Sarah.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Last Goodbyes": Audrey knows Vince and Dave aren't the Skinwalker because they aren't telling her everything.

to:

* "Last Goodbyes": Audrey knows Vince and Dave aren't the Skinwalker because they aren't telling her everything.everything.
* "Thanks For The Memories": Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Duke's reaction to being sent to 1955: "Oh God, I hate this town."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates.

to:

* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates. Jess invents a six foot seven unibrowed slingshotty monster and Nathan ''still'' doesn't pick up on the fact that Jess is hitting on him. Audrey ''finally'' has mercy on him and arranges the date for him.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Burned": Duke acting like a pirate under Ginger's influence.

to:

* "Burned": Duke acting like a pirate under Ginger's influence.influence.
* "Last Goodbyes": Audrey knows Vince and Dave aren't the Skinwalker because they aren't telling her everything.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Sarah": Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.

to:

* "Sarah": Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.building.
* "Burned": Duke acting like a pirate under Ginger's influence.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* "Sarah": Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.

Added: 50

Changed: 184

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Audrey needs a legal excuse to arrest someone she suspects of kidnapping a Troubled man, since Nathan wants her to follow police procedure. The one she uses?

to:

* "Business As Usual": Audrey needs a legal excuse to arrest someone she suspects of kidnapping a Troubled man, since Nathan wants her to follow police procedure. The one she uses?



* "Friend or Faux": Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.

to:

* "Friend or Faux": Duke sarcastically confesses, "I'm secretly afraid of bananas, I've never been windsurfing naked, and deep down in my heart I KNOW that Bigfoot is real."
**
Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.

to:

* "Friend or Faux": Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Later, when they see a naked man run past the window, Dwight, Dave, and Vince rush out to help. Duke shrugs and continues reading.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Duke's response to finding out that Nathan can feel in "Fear and Loathing." Starts with the gleeful realization that he could punch Nathan in the face and Nathan would feel it, ends with him offering to hire a hooker to help Nathan "process."

to:

* Duke's response to finding out that Nathan can feel in "Fear and Loathing." Starts with the gleeful realization that he could punch Nathan in the face and Nathan would feel it, ends with him offering to hire a hooker to help Nathan "process.""
* In "Stay", after Duke finds one of the cavemen:
-->'''Audrey''': (to Duke, on the phone) Listen, can you restrain him?
-->*Duke sees a truck pulling in*
-->'''Duke''': Sure.
-->'''Duke''' (to new arrival) Hey, Dwight. I've got Audrey on the phone. *points at snarling caveman* She wants you to restrain that guy.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates.

to:

* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates.collaborates.
* Duke's response to finding out that Nathan can feel in "Fear and Loathing." Starts with the gleeful realization that he could punch Nathan in the face and Nathan would feel it, ends with him offering to hire a hooker to help Nathan "process."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.

to:

* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.UnderTheMistletoe.
* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates.

Added: 220

Changed: 20

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> "Nathan, that man is jaywalking."

to:

--> "Nathan, '''Audrey:''' Nathan, that man is jaywalking."''jaywalking.''
** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'' Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...
--> '''Audrey''': State law, you need to ''cross at the corners!''

Added: 481

Changed: 409

Removed: 518

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
chronological order


* In "The Hand You're Dealt", Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.
* The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.



* In "The Hand You're Dealt", Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.
* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.
* The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.

to:

* In "The Hand You're Dealt", Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.
* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.
* The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.
UnderTheMistletoe.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.

to:

* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.UnderTheMistletoe.
* The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.

to:

** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.child.
* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.

Added: 322

Changed: 1

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--> "Nathan, that man is jaywalking."
* Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.

to:

--> "Nathan, that man is jaywalking."
* Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.can't.
* In "The Hand You're Dealt", Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.

Top