History Funny / HarryPotterHogwartsMystery

* History of Magic is ''so'' boring that more often than not, your class activities will involve goofing off, such as brewing a potion with Penny or playing Exploding Snap with a small group.

-->'''[=McGonnagall=]''' Don't thank me yet, Mr/Miss (Player). I assume the reason you took your potion disaster to me rather than Professor Snape is because you thought I'd go easier on the two of you than he.

** When the Player, Jae, and Penny attempt to brew a Calming Draught to cure the Player's stage fright, Jae accidentally adds too much peppermint oil, which burn the player's mouth. He brings the Player to Professor McGonnagall to fix it, which is strange considering Snape is the potions professor. Here's why:
-->'''McGonagall:''' Don't thank me yet, Mr/Miss (Player). I assume the reason you took your potion disaster to me rather than Professor Snape is because you thought I'd go easier on the two of you than he.

-->'''McGonnagall:''' Trust me, Mr Kim, I can ''also'' be proper frightening when necessary.

* Merula's FoeYay romance can come off as this as she comes of as ''extremely'' {{Tsundere}} and a lot of her dialogue involves getting into arguments with the Player.

** While on their date, Merula and the Player go to the face painting booth to try painting on each other's faces. Merula goes first and accidentally splatters the Player's face with paint. She then tries to fix it, turning into a rainbow and clouds, the most un-Merula pattern she could've come up with. She acts mortified at this (though she was partly just teasing).
-->'''Merula:''' ''(recoiling)'' What have I done?

-->'''Tonks:''' Losing my abilities! / '''Bill:''' Losing my family!

-->'''Player:''' ''(Confused) Jae, you don't like practising spells, or classes in general.
-->'''Jae:''' [[FreudianSlip But I like]]...pumpkins.

-->''([[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/239935620649189376/887585051859116032/unknown.png Snape stares at Barnaby before ignoring his question]])''

** Barnaby asking about the smell of the potion.

-->''(Snape stares at Barnaby for a solid second before ignoring his question and moving on)''

-->'''Player:''' I still can't say for surer who might be a secret admirer. I think all I've succeeded in doing is confusing our friends.

-->'''Tonks:''' Losing my abilities!

* Almost every time Jae Kim is seen in class, he is ''always'' asleep in one of the activity scenes, if every single scene. The apparent reason for this is that he stays up late at night to secure his...dealings. If not sleeping, then he's probably goofing off or reading a comic in his textbook.

* During the First Date quest, Tonks and Charlie crash the Player and their date, mostly to make sure the date was going alright. Tonk seems super excited to see the Player with their date while Charlie wishes he could just leave, but likely came anyway to keep Tonks out of trouble.

-->'''Talbott:''' Wait, really?!

** While on their date, Merula and the Player go to the face painting booth to try painting on each other's faces. Merula goes first and accidentally splatters the Player's face with paint. She then tries to fix it, turning into a rainbow and clouds. She acts mortified at this (though she was partly joking).

-->'''Player:''' Barnaby. Barnaby? '''''Barnaby Abernathy Lee'''''!

** Doubly hilarious if the Player hasn't adopted a fairy or named them, leading to just the default name 'Fairy'. How

* On a reviewing lesson:

* When Barnaby is the one to drink a botched potion in class:
--> '''Barnaby:''' You would think I learned my lesson by now.
* [reviewing Depulso]:
--> '''Flitwick:''' Let's hope I won't get thrown around the room this time.

* When the Player finally starts to confess to Barnaby, the Player states that they haven't confessed to their crush yet, leading to Barnaby asking if they wanted him to confess ''for them''.

** While on their date, Merula and the Player go to the face painting booth to try
* In the Valentine Ball, Merula sets up a surprise for the Player, having transformed the Library into a very cheesy 'Storybook Romance'. Merula begins to confess, starting about how they hadn't always gotten along, but the Player interrupts her in mock surprise that she's actually ''apologising''. She then threatens to kick the Player out of the library if they don't let her finish.

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* In Festival Fun, the Player and their friends attend an outdoor Charms class and are supposed to shrink their pumpkin. Jae, who couldn't shrink his own pumpkin, comes to stand next to the Player's to make it look like he had done his work, only to immediately leave when the Player mentions getting a secret admirer note, assuming that it is from Jae Kim.
-->'''Jae:''' Can I join you? I couldn't shrink my own pumpkin so I'll just stand by yours.
-->''(Small conversation about the Player's anonymous note and dating)
-->'''Jae:''' ''(Embarrassed)'' I ought to try shrink my pumpkin, see you later.
-->'''Player:''' ''(Confused) Jae, you don't like practising spells, or classes in general.
-->'''Jae:''' [[FreudianSlip But I like]]...pumpkins.

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[[AC:Quidditch]]

-->'''You:''' Rath could take someone's head off with that bat of hers.

[[AC:Unsorted]]

* On a reviewing lesson:
-->''(sniff Ismelda)''
--> '''You:''' This is one decision I regret.

--> '''Binns''': Class... Zzzz... dismissed.

-->'''Ravenclaw Student:''' (casting Cauldron Cakes to Cabbages) [[CargoShip Goodbye, my love.]]

--> (''After learning how to keep Firecrabs'') “Well done everyone! Not a single one of you was incinerated! That’s what I call a successful start to our year at Hogwarts!”

-->'''Player:''' Why do you always invite me to your office when you aren't ready to see me?
-->'''Dumbledore:''' An excellent question, [Player]...
-->'''Player:''' Thank you.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' I will still be with you momentarily...

--> '''you''': What did they look like?
--> '''house elf''': Human?

--> '''you''': I think it's fur...

--> '''you''': It's too short to be Fang's fur...

--> '''you''': This is the longest conversation I have ever had about animal fur.

--> '''you''': Now that you mention it, I can see the resemblance. Does the headmaster ever ask you to dust the furniture?

-->'''Prof. Kettleburn''': Better not tell her about that man eating chimera on the loose, eh (player)?

-->'''Prof. Kettleburn:''' Good eye. Ten points to (House)!

--> '''Ismelda''': What's wrong with my social skills?
--> '''You''': You threaten to kill Gryffindors on a daily basis.
--> '''Ismelda''': Yeah, and?
--> '''You''': Sorry, Penny, it looks like you have a lot of work ahead of you.
** This later gets a call back when Penny tries to tell Ismelda to be herself...minus the death threats.

--> '''Barnaby''': You would think I learned my lesson by now.

--> '''Flitwick''': Let's hope I won't get thrown around the room this time.
* ''Creatures everywhere'' sidequest, the Potions classroom is overrun by Puffskeins:
--> '''you''': Sorry, Professor Snape. I don't think I can carry any more Puffskeins...
--> '''Snape''': I will gather the rest.
--> '''you''': I think I'll stick around just to watch you hold a Puffskein.
--> '''Snape''': ...
--> '''you''': On second thought, I should probably leave...

--> *sniff Ismelda*
--> '''you''': This is one decision I regret.

* In the Festival Fun sidequest, Snape enjoys watching you beat Lockhart in a duel, but quickly frowns when your date looks at him.

* The side quest - ''A Very Weasley Christmas'' - has Dumbledore say "Actually, I rather enjoyed the snow. I cannot remember the last time I threw a snowball. Though I doubt Professor Snape found it as amusing as I did." What this implies is that Dumbledore ''started randomly throwing snowballs at Snape and found it rather amusing.''

* In the Festival Fun sidequest, Snape enjoys watching you beat Lockhart in a duel, but quickly frowns when your date looks at him.
* The [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilariously wrong answers]] in Penny's gobstones gossip quiz. Why is Ben so cowardly? He's a Death Eater! Why is Merula so mean? She's a werewolf! And Penny would still act as if they are all correct if you have high enough attributes, like some sort of deranged CrackFic.