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--->'''Bruce Wayne (as a child):''' Get your fingers out of my mouth.\\

** If one looks closely in the crowd of students, [[Film/It2017 the Losers Club]] can be seen.

[[folder:How ''Godzilla: King of the Monsters" Should Have Ended]]

* Ghidorah, Rodan, and Mothra mocking Godzilla for not being able to fly--only for Godzilla to use his atomic Breath to launch himself ala ''Film/GodzillaVsHedorah'' and bodyslam the former two.

* Ghidorah, Rodan, and Mothra mocking Godzilla for not being able to fly--only for Godzilla to use his atmoic Breath to launch himself ala ''Film/GodzillaVsHedorah'' and bodyslam the former two.

* Peter has E.D.I.T.H. hack J. Jonah Jameson's broadcast to hide his identity as Spidey. Cue Jameson's message replaced with a corny text-to-speech voice framing ''him'' as Spider-Man and calling Spidey a hero, forcing Jameson to fire his staff.

'''Batman:''' You gotta say, "Because I'm Batman"! Because I'm Batman!\\

** Followed by Beck saying that they're all just jealous because he's more attractive much to their chagrin (Zod asks "What about [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Killmonger]]? I mean me?"), Voldemort saying he's the most attractive before Palpatine tells everyone to be quiet because he's [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker preparing for his return]] and Joker leaning against Quentin saying "I wish I could quit you."

** Which serves as {{Foreshadowing}} that he and Supes are Skrulls. When they drop the disguises and Talos contacts the real Batman:

'''Batman:''' [[SeriousBusiness You've gotta say, "Because I'm Batman!" Because I'm Batman!]]

** Which serves as {{Foreshadowing}} that he and Supes are Skrulls. When they drop the disguises and the Batman!Skrull contacts the real Batman:
--->'''Batman Skrull:''' They don't seem to suspect anything.\\

'''Batman Skrull:''' ''({{Beat}})'' No.\\

* At the Villain Pub, Loki calls Mysterio a copy of [[WesternAnimatin/TheIncredibles Syndrome]], and Syndrome himself appears to tell Mysterio to go stand next to [[Film/IronMan3 Aldrich Killian]].[[note]]A CallBack to how Killian was also called a copy of Syndrome in the ''Film/IronMan3'' HISHE.[[/note]]

* In the alternate version, Thor manages to kill Thanos on his farm before he destroyed the Infinity Stones. Ant-Man unshrinks and laments that Thor killed Thanos before he could [[MemeticMutation go up his butt and expand to kill him]]. Thor is understandably grossed out by this and leaves as Ant-Man rambles about the admittedly more sensible and less disgusting entries like the ear or the mouth.
* Afterwards, there is a funeral for Thanos parodying Tony's, attended by [[Franchise/ChildsPlay Chucky]], [[Film/ThorRagnarok Hela]], [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker]], [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Harley Quinn]], [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman2 Electro]], [[Film/{{Thor}} Loki]] ([[Film/TheAvengers2012 holding the Tesseract]]), [[Film/ManOfSteel General Zod]], Film/{{Jaws}}, [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Commander]], [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Magneto]], [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness Khan]], [[Franchise/{{Alien}} a Xenomorph]], [[Franchise/{{Predator}} a Predator]], [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]], [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], [[Film/It2017 Pennywise]] , [[Disney/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]], [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} the T-800]], [[Series/DoctorWho a Dalek]], [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica a Cylon]], [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Poison Ivy]], [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]. And [[Film/IronMan3 Harley Keener]] is randomly there as well.
* During the behind the scenes video, the voice of the animator constantly bemoans that there are [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters too many characters]] in this movie.
* Captain America is trying to return all the stones and encounters various problems.
** Mind Stone: Has to double back for Loki's Scepter but otherwise no problems.
*** Bonus points for stopping to stare at his past self's ass.

** Space Stone: Has to double back for the Tesseract, which is taped back together.

*** Then Cap is finally fed up with everything he had to do for the stones and just straight up chucks the Soul Stone at the Red Skull before leaving, taking the shield with him, to Deadpool's dismay.

* The "Here's a bright idea" scientist makes a comeback, advising Tony not to give E.D.I.T.H. to Peter and instead give it to Rhodey.

-->'''Peter:''' (''attempts to touch Mysterio, but finds out he's a hologram'') Why are you a ghost?!
-->'''Mysterio:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Whelp, gotta go!]] (flies away while still in a sitting position) BYYEEE!!!
** This joke is repeated with the fight against Molten Man with Peter [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 wearing a fireman hat]] with his Night Monkey suit and Nick Fury remarking "Now that is some bullcrap."
-->'''Maria Hill:''' Nick Fury wouldn't say crap.
-->'''Nick Fury:''' Dangit girl, you're gonna give me away!
* The [[Film/SpiderMan other live-action]] [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan cinematic Spider-Men]] and the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Gang]] aiding Peter in the fight against Mysterio. Highlights include:

* At the Villain Pub, Loki {{Lampshade|Hanging}}s the fact that Mysterio is a copy of Syndrome. Cue Syndrome comparing Mysterio to [[Film/IronMan3 Aldrich Killian]].
** Followed by Beck saying that they're all just jealous because he's more attractive much to their chagrin (Zod asks "What about [[Film/BlackPanther Killmonger?]] I mean me?), Voldemort saying he's the most attractive before Palpatine tells everyone to be quiet because he's [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker preparing for his return]] and Joker leaning against Quentin saying "I wish I could quit you."

* This SubvertedCatchphrase from Batman:
-->'''Batman:''' Because I'm an adult, and I can handle it.

'''Batman Skrull:''' (''{{Beat}}'') No.\\
'''Batman:''' [[SeriousBusiness You've gotta say, "Because I'm Batman." Because I'm Batman!]]
* When Peter tells about how he revealed his secret identity to MJ, EDITH tells him to say [[CallBack "Well I did and I'm awesome, so in your face."]]

--->'''Batman!Skrull:''' They don't seem to suspect anything.\\

'''Batman!Skrull:''' (''{{Beat}}'') No.\\

** This joke is repeated with the fight against Molten Man with Peter wearing a fireman hat with his Night Monkey suit and Nick Fury remarking "Now that is some bullcrap."

** Maguire!Spider-Man performs his infamous upside-down kiss on a drone. And the drone blushes, despite being a robot, before Garfield!Spider-Man uppercuts it while riding a skateboard.

** Followed by Beck saying that they're all just jealous because he's more attractive much to their chagrin (Zod asks "What about [[Film/BlackPanther Killmonger?]] I mean me?), Voldemort saying he's the most attractive before Palpatine tells everyone to be quiet because he's [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker preparing for his return]] and Joker leaning against Quentin saying "I wish I could

-->'''Peter:''' (''attempts to touch Mysterio, but finds out he's a hologram'') A-are you a ghost?!

--->'''Batman!Skrull:''' They don't seem to suspect anything.

-->'''Batman:''' Because I'm an adult, and I can do what I want!

--->'''Batman:''' Did you say, "Because I'm Batman"?\\
'''Batman!Skrull:''' Nope.\\
'''Batman:''' [[SeriousBusiness You have to say, "Because I'm Batman"! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!]]

*** Then Cap is finally fed up with everything he had to do for the stones and just straight up chucks the Soul Stone at the Red Skull before leaving.

* Thanos gets the Nano Gauntlet and begins to snap his fingers. But instead of Tony's sacrifice, we get this:

** The rat that freed Ant-Man is also on the table with them.

** Mind Stone: Returns back for Loki's Scepter but otherwise no problems.

** Time Stone: Returns it to the Ancient One immediately after Hulk leaves. [[TemptingFate Thinks this mission would keep being easy.]]
** Space Stone: Has to return back for the Tesseract, which is taped back together.

** Reality Stone: Jane runs away from him trying to inject it back inside her. Then he flies halfway across Asgard as Thor summons Mjolnir, who thinks he's Loki.

** Power Stone: After knocking out Star-Lord again with the Mjolnir, he can't even touch the stone. After Hulk gives him the "ball thingy", he burns his arm putting it back into the force field.
** Reality Stone: Jane runs away from him trying to inject it back inside her. Then he flies halfaway across Asgard as Thor summons the Mjolnir, who thinks he's Loki.
** Soul Stone: Tries to call Red Skull "Son of a" [[LaserGuidedKarma but gets hit with his own shield thrown by Deadpool]].
---> '''Deadpool''': Uh. Uh. Uh. Language Captain.

* Afterwards, there is a funeral for Thanos parodying Tony's, attended by [[Franchise/ChildsPlay Chucky]], [[Film/ThorRagnarok Hela]], [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker]], [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Harley Quinn]], [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman2 Electro]], [[Film/{{Thor}} Loki]] ([[Film/TheAvengers2012 holding the Tesseract]]), [[Film/ManOfSteel General Zod]], Film/{{Jaws}}, [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Commander]], [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Magneto]], [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness Khan]], [[Franchise/{{Alien}} a Xenomorph]], [[Franchise/{{Predator}} a Predator]], [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]], [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], [[Film/It2017 Pennywise]] , [[Disney/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]], [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} the T-800]], [[Series/DoctorWho a Dalek]], [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica a Cylon]], [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Poison Ivy]], [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]. And [[Film/IronMan3 Harley]] is randomly there as well.