Line #120 Funny/HISHE2019Episodes


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4	[[folder:How ''Aquaman'' Should Have Ended]]
5	* Vulko [[ActorAllusion calling Aquaman]] [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Shark Bait]] twice, especially at The Ring of Fire.
6	-->'''Vulko:''' It's the Ring of Fire, Sharkbait!
7	-->'''Tank Gank:''' Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
8	* After wondering why Batman and Superman are trying to take over his movie, Aquaman realizes that both of them are jealous since not only was his movie well received, but it also made a billion dollars. And to further rub it in their faces, he tells them not only are both of his parents are still alive, his mother isn't named "Martha". Cue Batman and Superman going into a HeroicBSOD over this!
9	* A hilarious CallBack in TheStinger.
10	-->'''Soldier 1:''' ''AGH, TOO SEXY!'' faints
11	-->'''Soldier 2:''' ''AGH, TOO SEXY!'' faints
12	-->(outside)
13	-->'''Bucky:''' ''AGH, TOO SEXY!'' crashes the helicopter onto the sub
14	[[/folder]]
15
16	[[folder:How ''The Meg'' Should Have Ended]]
17	* The Shark from Jaws supporting the protagonists due to be jealous of the Megalodon. Once the latter is killed, the former turns on the humans.
18	[[/folder]]
19
20	[[folder:How ''Bumblebee'' Should Have Ended]]
21	* In a [[BlackComedy morbid way]], Bumblebee tossing [[AlphaBitch Tina Lark]] off the cliff and into the ocean for calling him "a piece of trash".
22	* Optimus comes up with a plan to get past [[TheDreaded Shockwave, Soundwave, and Starscream]] by...[[PaperThinDisguise shoddily wearing Kickback's shell over himself and pretending to be a Decepticon.]] And the 'Cons buy it!
23	* After Optimus finishes recounting his story, Megatron and the other 'Cons arrive on Earth, but before he can attack, Starscream asks why he's not [[Film/TransformersFilmSeries frozen and looking for the All-Spark]]... and gets blasted in the chest by Megatron himself.
24	-->'''Megatron:''' [[TakeThat NO! We're not doing that!]] [beat] [[FanonDiscontinuity Ever!]]
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26
27	[[folder:How ''Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse'' Should Have Ended]]
28	* Much like the movie condensing Spider-Man's overall comic and movie history into three minutes, the HISHE opens up with Spider-Verse Spidey recounting his previous [=HISHEs=], with the "we don't really talk about this" incident being when he [[SanitySlippage lost his sanity]] after Gwen Stacy's death and held Batman hostage back in the ''Amazing Spider-Man 2'' HISHE.
29	-->'''Peter Parker:''' ''[insane]'' I WILL SHOOT THIS MORTAL MAN, '''IN THE FACE!!!!'''\
30	'''Spider-Man:''' Yeah, that one got dark, not gonna lie.
31	** Which leads to one hell of a CallBack as Spider-Man [[TheBusCameBack re-encounters the kid]] from the ''Spider-Man 3'' HISHE, all grown up and ''still'' bemoaning Spider-Man's narration.
32	* Miles' SpiderSense kicks in and he saves his Uncle Aaron AKA "The Prowler" just in time from a gunshot fired by Kingpin.
33	-->'''Aaron:''' Whoa, thanks Miles. You saved my life.\
34	'''Miles:''' You're welcome, Uncle Aaron.\
35	'''Spider-Ham:''' [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome But you're still going to prison!]]\
36	'''Aaron:''' Aw, man...
37	* Peter B's cruelly accurate put down of Batman and Superman mocking other people's work when their own recent screen appearances were not very good:
38	-->'''Miles:''' Is that Batman and Superman?\
39	'''Peter B. Parker:''' ''[stage whisper]'' [[TakeThatCritics Yeah, they just sit here all the time and pass judgment on other people's work]]. It's kinda sad but [[FranchiseKiller it's all they've got]], so just go along with it. ''[loud voice]'' Hey fellas!
40	* Batman's attempt to be a CausticCritic ends up failing miserably when he suffers an emotional breakdown and admits that he considers ''Spider-Verse'' to be the GOAT of superhero movies, even admiting that Noir is his favorite. Miles, for his part, is both flattered and horrified by Batman getting so emotional.
41	* Superman claiming that Spider-Man Noir sounds a bit [[Creator/NicolasCage familiar.]]
42	* The FridgeLogic of an alternate Kingpin going on a RoaringRampageOfRevenge after the main Kingpin takes his family from an alternate universe is discussed, before [[MythologyGag an alternate Fisk in white]] appears in the Villain Pub guns blazing.
43	* Batman's own idea of a Spider-Verse like event where he hangs out in a cafe with [[Series/Batman1966 Adam West Batman]], [[Film/Batman1989 Michael Keaton Batman]], [[Film/BatmanForever Val Kilmer Batman]], [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy Christian Bale Batman]], [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries DCAU Batman]] and the original Detective Comics Batman that devolves into who should say [[CatchPhrase "Because I'm Batman"]] that [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Ben Affleck Batman]] ("I ''was'' Batman!") and even [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]] join on in. There's also [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Lego Batman]] standing on the table. When the channel later reuploaded that segment as a short, they added [[Film/TheBatman2022 Robert Pattinson Batman]] walking up outside.
44	** Doubles as a crowning moment of awesome for [[Film/BatmanForever Val Kilmer Batman]]
45	-->'''Val Kilmer Batman:''' I have nipples on my chest, [[CatchPhrase "Because I'm Batman"]]
46	* Miles showing Batman the shoulder touch.
47	[[/folder]]
48
49	[[folder:How ''Captain Marvel'' Should Have Ended]]
50	* Superman congratulates Carol for doing exactly what the former did in his [[Film/SupermanTheMovie first movie]]: saving the Earth and flying out into space. He then reminds her that she needs to [[FlyAtTheCameraEnding smile for the camera]] to complete the comparisons. She isn't exactly happy with what he suggested.
51	-->''[[TranquilFury "Did you just tell me I needed to smile?"]]''
52	** [[RefugeInAudacity The mere fact that HISHE actually had the guts to tackle one of the biggest controversies of the film.]]
53	* When Goose uses its tentacles to swallow Batman's mug, [[CrazyPrepared he pulls another one, already filled with coffee, from his utility belt]]. How Batman managed to carry a cup of coffee on his belt without spilling any is a mystery to us, but definitely not for him. [[DontExplainTheJoke Because he's Batman.]]
54	* [[CuttingTheKnot Fury decides to page Carol during]] [[Film/TheAvengers2012 the Chituari invasion in 2012,]] [[CurbStompBattle leading to her annihilating the alien forces, as well as the ship]] [[KeystoneArmy that powers the Chitauri.]] The Avengers can only look towards the wormhole with confusion as Fury tries to explain himself.
55	-->'''Cap:''' Who the heck was that?!\
56	'''Fury:''' Oh! That's uh... that's Captain Marvel. She's kind of the first Avenger.\
57	'''Cap:''' I thought I was the first Avenger!
58	** As soon as Carol makes her departure through the wormhole, the Avengers keep staring, and Iron Man can only say, ''"I'm not sure how I feel about this."''
59	** As to where Carol goes, it's right towards Thanos, still resting on his chair. He can only have a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction as Carol flies into him.
60	* In TheStinger, Monica is randomly changing Carol's Kree outfit color, and she ends up changing the suit itself into [[Film/Shazam2019 Shazam's]].[[note]]Referencing how Shazam used to be called "Captain Marvel" before Marvel gained the rights of the name from DC.[[/note]] Carol can only panic and beg Monica to change it back to normal.
61	[[/folder]]
62
63	[[folder:How ''Shazam'' Should Have Ended]]
64	* When Superman joins Shazam and Freddy at the lunch table, he's shown with that [[SpecialEffectsFailure infamous]] [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 mustache.]]
65	-->'''Freddy:''' [[LampshadeHanging Dude, why do you have a mustache?!]]
66	-->'''Superman:''' It's a long story.
67	* And then Batman shows up.
68	-->'''Shazam:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall I thought you quit.]]
69	-->'''Batman:''' YourMom [[ParentalAbandonment quit!]]
70	-->'''Shazam:''' [[DudeNotFunny Wow.]] That was a really hurtful way of saying that. But, I'm glad you're here.
71	-->'''Batman:''' Sorry. [[DeceasedParentsAreTheBest I don't have any parents.]] Batman never quits! Which means I never quit! [[CatchPhrase Because I'm Batman!]]
72	* Then the rest of the Justice League show up, followed by Billy's foster siblings becoming the Shazam family. But that isn't enough to satisfy the other kids in the cafeteria when they start chanting [[Film/AvengersEndgame "Endgame! Endgame! Endgame!"]], due to the film having taken the spotlight after its release. Batman responds by asking the audience to "shut up and let [them] have this".
73	** If one looks closely in the crowd of students, [[Film/It2017 the Losers Club]] can be seen. [[ActorAllusion Eddie is the only member missing.]]
74	[[/folder]]
75
76	[[folder:''Spider-Man Far From Home'' Trailer]]
77	* In addition to Nick Fury and Maria Hill stating why they couldn't contact Thor or Captain Marvel, they shoot down Peter suggesting Black Panther ("He's running a country!"), Hawkeye ("He's got a family!"), Hulk ("He hurt his arm." and "Plus, he doesn't like smashing things anymore."), Bucky, Steve and Falcon.
78	-->'''Fury:''' [[SuddenlyShouting You are coming with us! You're gonna be the next Iron Man, and that's that!]]
79	-->'''Peter:''' But what about--
80	-->'''Fury:''' That's it, no more "but"s! Got it?
81	-->'''Peter:''' Yes Mr. Fury.
82	-->'''Fury:''' Alright, let's go to the--
83	-->'''Peter:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But what about]] Film/AntManAndTheWasp?
84	-->'''Fury:''' [[OhNoNotAgain Oh my gosh!]]
85	-->'''Hill:''' They're too faraway!
86	-->'''Peter:''' What about Film/{{Doctor Strange\|2016}} then? He can teleport! Or War Machine? Or Scarlet Witch? She almost killed Thanos all by herself! They'd be way better at doing this job than me! (Nick and Maria just look at each other) And what about [[Film/ThorRagnarok Valkyrie?]] She literally has a flying horse! Did you see that thing? I even rode it! I'm still a highschooler!
87	-->'''Fury:''' Fine, you don't wanna do this?! We'll call somebody else!
88	** And then all the aforementioned heroes show up to face Hydro Man.
89	* When Peter and Mysterio discuss the multiverse, an offscreen voice says they like to call it the Spider-Verse. Pan over to reveal [[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Miles Morales, Peter B. Parker, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man Noir, Peni Parker, and Spider-Ham]].
90	-->'''Miles:''' Hey.
91	[[/folder]]
92
93	[[folder:How ''Aladdin'' Should Have Ended (1992)]]
94	* Aladdin decides to tell Jasmine the truth sooner, which leads to this surprising response.
95	-->'''Jasmine:''' So you inherited royalty without doing anything to earn it?\
96	'''Aladdin:''' Yeah.\
97	'''Jasmine:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComment Sounds exactly like a true Prince to me.]]
98	** The Sultan's response is just as funny: ''[[FourthDateMarriage "Excellent! You've fallen in love after only one day! How realistic! You two shall be married at once!"]]''
99	[[/folder]]
100
101	[[folder:How ''Avengers: Endgame'' Should Have Ended]]
102	* When Thanos' ship firing missiles at the Avengers HQ, Ebony Maw discovers that none of the occupants were harmed. Thanos is displeased, [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill and orders Ebony Maw to fire on it again]]. The screams of the Avengers are heard as the HQ erupts into a ball of flame, and it cuts to eight labelled gravestones, [[CallBack with the same]] [[SoundtrackDissonance bagpipe music heard in]] ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'''s HISHE.
103	-->'''Rhodey's grave:''' [[TheOtherDarrin NOT TERRENCE HOWARD]]\
104	'''Scott's grave:''' [[TheAllegedCar HERE LIES THE OWNER OF AN UGLY VAN]]\
105	'''Clint's grave:''' [[Myth/RobinHood ROBIN HOOD BUT]] {{GOTH}}\
106	'''Rocket's grave:''' [[AnimalSuperhero SOMEONE'S PET RACCOON LIKED TO PLAY DRESS UP]]\
107	'''Steve's grave:''' [[FightsLikeANormal SOME GUY WITH A PATRIOTIC SHIELD]]\
108	'''Tony's grave:''' [[WealthyPhilanthropist A MAN WITH A FAT WALLET]] [[{{Cyborg}} AND A LIGHT ATTACHED TO HIS CHEST.]]\
109	'''Thor's grave:''' [[{{Acrofatic}} A FAT SLOB]]\
110	'''Bruce's grave:''' [[UndignifiedDeath A GREEN PERSON APPARENTLY DIED BURNING HIS ARM]]
111	* Thanos gets the Nano Gauntlet and is about to snap his fingers. But instead of Tony's sacrifice, we get this:
112	-->'''Thanos:''' I... am inevitable. (''prepares to snap'')\
113	'''Groot:''' (''playing his game'') I am Groot.\
114	'''Thanos:''' I am inevitable.\
115	'''Groot:''' I am Groot!\
116	'''Thanos:''' I am inevitable!\
117	'''Groot:''' I am Groot!!\
118	'''Thanos:''' I AM INEVITABLE!\
119	'''Groot:''' I AM GROOT!\
120	'''Batman:''' And I'm... Batman! Awwww snap! (''snaps his fingers, and Thanos simply pops like a bubble despite Batman not wearing the gauntlet'') [-Because I'm Batman.-]
121	* Falcon has an OhCrap when he realized since he's now the new Captain America, Old Steve sings the Captain America theme song to him just how in the past everyone always made fun of Steve using that song.
122	-->'''Old Steve:''' Soooooooooooooo, unless you're a plane or a bomb or some ice or a brainwashed buddy or a spider-man (''takes a deep breath'') or Tony Stark or a version of yourself or just plain Thanos. (''takes a deep breath'') Then you don't necessarily have to YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIILD!
123	* Remember how in the ''Avengers'' HISHE, the Avengers were covered in box office money? Here, everyone in the Super Cafe gets crushed by a ''gigantic'' pile of box office money. [[RuleOfThree Three separate times.]]
124	** The rat that saved Ant-Man is also on the table with them.
125	* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nG6DVay5U "Alternate Version":]]
126	** After Natasha states that there are three Infinity Stones in New York, Banner says "Shut the front door", and the scene cuts to the Avengers Compound, with the front door literally shutting. Later, after Tony suggests going to Thanos' garden to get all six Infinity Stones, Banner calls out "Shut the other front door!", which leads to the sound of a door shutting!
127	** Thor manages to kill Thanos on his farm before he destroyed the Infinity Stones. Ant-Man unshrinks and laments that Thor killed Thanos before he could [[MemeticMutation go up his butt and expand to kill him]]. Thor is understandably grossed out by this and leaves as Ant-Man rambles about the admittedly more sensible and less disgusting entries like the ear or the mouth.
128	** Afterwards, there is a funeral for Thanos parodying Tony's, attended by [[Franchise/ChildsPlay Chucky]], [[Film/ThorRagnarok Hela]], [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]], [[Film/TheDarkKnight the Joker]], [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 Harley Quinn]], [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderman2 Electro]], [[Film/{{Thor}} Loki]] ([[Film/TheAvengers2012 holding the Tesseract]]), [[Film/ManOfSteel General Zod]], Film/{{Jaws}}, [[Franchise/GIJoe Cobra Commander]], [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Magneto]], [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness Khan]], [[Franchise/{{Alien}} a Xenomorph]], [[Franchise/{{Predator}} a Predator]], [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]], [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]], [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], [[Film/It2017 Pennywise]], [[WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty Maleficent]], [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} the T-800]], [[Series/DoctorWho a Dalek]], [[Franchise/BattlestarGalactica a Cylon]], [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]], [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Poison Ivy]], [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]], and [[Franchise/StarWars Palpatine]]. And [[Film/IronMan3 Harley Keener]] is randomly there as well.
129	* During the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thAgDrsHQrs behind the scenes video]], the voice of the animator constantly bemoans that there are too many characters in this movie.
130	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjs_0CoRs4 "How Captain America Should Have Returned the Stones"]], [[ExactlyWhatITSaysOnTheTin Captain America is trying to return all the stones]] and encounters various problems as the Avengers DidntThinkThisThrough.
131	** Mind Stone: Has to travel back for Loki's Scepter but otherwise no problems. And he stops to stare at his past self's ass.
132	** Time Stone: Returns it to the Ancient One immediately after Hulk leaves. [[TemptingFate Assumes all the others will be as easy.]]
133	** Space Stone: Has to travel back for the Tesseract, which is taped back together.
134	** Power Stone: After knocking out Star-Lord again with Mjolnir, he can't even touch the stone. After Hulk gives him the "[[BuffySpeak ball thingy]]", he burns his arm putting it back into the force field.
135	** Reality Stone: Jane runs away from him trying to inject it back inside her. Then he flies halfway across Asgard as Thor, assuming he's Loki, summons Mjolnir.
136	** Soul Stone: Learns that the Soul Stone's guardian is the Red Skull, much to his shock.
137	--->'''Cap:''' ''Red Skull?!'' [[CurseCutShort Son of a-]] (''[[LaserGuidedKarma gets whacked with his own shield]]'')\
138	'''Deadpool:''' Uh, uh, uh! Language, Captain!
139	*** Then Cap is finally fed up with everything he had to do to return the stones and just straight up chucks the Soul Stone at the Red Skull before leaving, taking the shield with him, to Deadpool's dismay before deciding to stay in the past instead of returning to the present. And doing a "Whoop whoop whoop!" sound at Deadpool as he's leaving.
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141
142	[[folder:How ''Venom'' Should Have Ended]]
143	* HISHE [[JustEatGilligan eats Gilligan]] by having Doctor Skirth just call the police on Drake.
144	-->'''Drake:''' [[CallBack You don't understand! I'm a scientist! That makes it okay for me to kill people in a lab! I'm not a bad person...]]
145	** Speaking of {{Call Back}}s, the "Here's a bright idea" scientist from the ''Spider-Man 3'' HISHE returns to reprimand Drake for creating drones that simply slam into things instead of drones that shoot missiles or lasers.
146	--->'''Drake:''' Oh my gosh, we're so stupid.
147	* Due to Venom's anti-heroic nature and thus a real lack of place at either the Super Cafe or the Villain Pub, HISHE re-introduced Film/{{Machete}}'s Chimichangas from the ''Deadpool 2'' HISHE, a food truck frequented by other anti-heroes like Deadpool, Series/{{The Punisher\|2017}}, [[Franchise/{{Rambo}} John Rambo]], [[Film/JurassicWorld Blue the Raptor]], and [[Film/KillBill the Bride]].
148	** TheStinger also shows him sitting at the same outdoor tables seen in the ''Wonder Woman'' HISHE, where he's trying out [[MythologyGag a chocolate ice cream cone]].
149	--->'''Venom:''' licking his ice cream Huh, this is actually very good.
150	--->'''Wonder Woman:''' I know, right?
151	* The How it Really Should Have Ended where Riot decides to just invade the lab as soon as possible, with one scientist yelling that Riot is like if Spider Man and Hulk had a baby.
152	[[/folder]]
153
154	[[folder:How ''The Lion King'' Should Have Ended]]
155	* Simba pounces on Zazu... and eats him. Mufasa is appalled by his son's action, but when Simba explains that it's the "circle of life", he agrees before they laugh together.
156	* While Scar is placing the blame for Mufasa's death on Simba, Mufasa's spirit appears in the clouds and reveals that Scar is the one who killed him. Simba, however, has a question first.
157	-->'''Simba:''' Wait, Dad! You just told me that when we die, we turn into the grass. Why are you in the clouds?
158	-->'''Spirit Mufasa:''' [[NotNowKiddo Never mind that right now, Simba.]]
159	** He also says what had happened: Scar shoved him into the stampede [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and is a big jerk]].
160	** Even death doesn't stop Mufasa from arguing with Sarabi over who should have been watching Simba.
161	* Simba gets onto Pride Rock, where he proclaims that he's king now.
162	-->'''Spirit Mufasa:''' Simba, it's too soon!
163	-->'''Simba:''' I told you, I couldn't wait.
164	* Once Scar is exiled for being revealed to be Mufasa's murderer, he ends up in Timon and Pumbaa's jungle, where he chases the duo over their log.
165	-->'''Timon:''' This lion does NOT wanna Hakuna Matata with us!
166	-->'''Pumbaa:''' He's gonna eat me!
167	-->'''Timon:''' Run, Pumbaa! Run for my life!
168	[[/folder]]
169
170	[[folder:How ''Spider-Man: Far From Home'' Should Have Ended]]
171	* The "Here's a bright idea" scientist from the ''Film/SpiderMan3'' HISHE makes a comeback, advising Tony not to give E.D.I.T.H. to a hormone-addled teenager like Peter, so he instead gives it to Rhodey.
172	* Jason Ionello discussing the FridgeHorror coming from Hulk reversing the Snap.
173	* Peter discovers Mysterio's deception a little ''too'' early...
174	-->'''Peter:''' ''(attempts to touch Mysterio, but finds out he's a hologram)'' Why are you a ghost?!
175	-->'''Mysterio:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Whelp, gotta go!]] ''(flies away while still in a sitting position)'' BYEEEE!!!
176	** This joke is repeated with the fight against Molten Man with Peter [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan2 wearing a fireman hat]] with his Night Monkey suit and throwing a jet of water at it from a fire hose.
177	--->'''Nick Fury:''' ''(disappointed)'' Now that is some bullcrap.\
178	'''Maria Hill:''' Fury wouldn't say "crap".\
179	'''Nick Fury:''' Dangit girl, you're gonna give me away!
180	* The [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy other live-action]] [[Film/TheAmazingSpiderManSeries cinematic Spider-Men]] and the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse Spider-Gang]] aiding Peter in the fight against Mysterio. Highlights include:
181	** [[TheComicallySerious Noir shooting at drones while saying, "Pew, pew, pew."]]
182	** Miles using the Venom Strike on a drone while invoking [[CallBack the shoulder touch]].
183	** Maguire Spider-Man performs his infamous upside-down kiss on a drone. And the drone blushes, despite being a robot, before Garfield Spider-Man uppercuts it while riding a skateboard.
184	** After Mysterio collapses, Spider-Ham offers to check if he's still alive by poking him with a stick.
185	* At the Villain Pub, Loki calls Mysterio a copy of [[Franchise/TheIncredibles Syndrome]], and Syndrome himself appears to tell Mysterio to go stand next to [[Film/IronMan3 Aldrich Killian]].[[note]]A CallBack to how Killian was also called a copy of Syndrome in the ''Film/IronMan3'' HISHE.[[/note]]
186	** Followed by Beck saying that they're all just jealous because he's more attractive much to their chagrin (Zod asks "What about [[Film/BlackPanther2018 Killmonger]]? I mean me?"), Voldemort saying he's the most attractive before Palpatine tells everyone to be quiet because he's [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker preparing for his return]] and Joker leaning against Quentin saying, "I wish I could quit you."[[note]]A reference to Creator/JakeGyllenhaal and Creator/HeathLedger's roles in ''Film/BrokebackMountain''.[[/note]]
187	* Talos drops his disguise when a swarm of drones appears and shoots him down.
188	* When Spidey reunites with Batman and Superman at the Super Café, we have this SubvertedCatchphrase from Batman:
189	-->'''Batman:''' Because I'm... an adult, and I can handle it.
190	** Which serves as {{Foreshadowing}} that he and Supes are Skrulls, with Batman being Talos in disguise. When Talos drops the disguise and contacts the real Batman:
191	--->'''Talos:''' They don't seem to suspect anything.\
192	'''Batman:''' Did you say, "Because I'm Batman"?\
193	'''Talos:''' ''({{Beat}})'' No.\
194	'''Batman:''' You gotta say, "Because I'm Batman"!\
195	'''Talos:''' Why?\
196	'''Batman:''' Because I'm Batman!\
197	'''Talos:''' I'm sorry! The opportunity didn't really present itself!\
198	'''Batman:''' I seriously doubt that.\
199	'''Talos:''' I don't know what to do! They're all gone now!\
200	'''Batman:''' [[SeriousBusiness Just don't forget next time! Ugh!]]
201	* When Peter tells about how he revealed his secret identity to MJ, EDITH tells him to say [[CallBack "Well, I did and I'm awesome, so in your face."]]
202	* Peter has E.D.I.T.H. hack J. Jonah Jameson's broadcast to hide his identity as Spidey. Cue Jameson's message being replaced with a corny text-to-speech voice framing ''him'' as Spider-Man and calling Spidey a hero, making Jameson angrily fire his staff.
203	* Fury getting mad at Batman and Superman crashing his space vacation.
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205
206	[[folder:How ''Godzilla: King of the Monsters'' Should Have Ended]]
207	* Ghidorah, Rodan, and Mothra mocking Godzilla for not being able to fly--only for Godzilla to use his atomic Breath to launch himself ala ''Film/GodzillaVsHedorah'' and rams himself into the former two.
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210	[[folder:How ''Joker'' Should Have Ended]]
211	* The way the Joker dances down the stairs and [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome falls down on them hard]] while making [[AmusingInjuries funny painful noises for each hit.]]
212	* What happens after Thomas and Martha die, but Arthur has been adopted by the Waynes? Simple: instead of Joker, Arthur becomes a superhero named "Wisecracker" with Bruce as his sidekick "Bat-Boy". When they talk about this at the Super Cafe:
213	-->'''Bat-Boy:''' Hey, what's up? I'm Bat-Boy.\
214	'''Superman:''' OK, something has gone wrong. This feels really weird.
215	* The stinger:
216	-->'''Bruce Wayne (as a child):''' Get your fingers out of my mouth.\
217	'''Joker:''' Why?\
218	'''Bruce Wayne (now as an adult and as Batman):''' [[{{Catchphrase}} BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!]] ''(sticks his wand into the Joker's nose)''\
219	'''Joker:''' ''(horrified)''
220	[[/folder]]

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