History Funny / HISHE2018Episodes

'''Gamora:''' Wait, what?
''(cue Thanos ''shoving [[CargoShip his throne]]'' off the cliff)\\

* When various kids film Superman (whose mouth is animated in such a way that mocks his UncannyValley mouth) they spew a HurricaneOfPuns. Mustache-themed ones.

** Followed by Beast Boy hitting on Diana. With the camera ''[[MaleGaze lingering on her ass]] and a saxophone in the background'' (mocking how the movie did actually linger on her ass).

--> '''Adam Warlock/Martha:''' If you refuse to world-build, then you don't deserve a world at all!

'''Deadpool:''' Eh, whatever. I'll see you later, [[Film/Deadpool2 Cable]].

''(cut to IT feasting on one of the Losers while posing as Judith the oil painting lady)''\\

-->'''Nakia:''' OKOYE, [[BigWhy WHYYYYYYYYYYYY-]]
* A priest woman seemingly pours the Heart Shaped Herb's liquid into Kilmonger's mouth, claiming that it will grant him the strength of the Black Panther, [[spoiler:before revealing that it was actually poison that she just gave him. That's right, Kilmonger, the guy who claimed that he killed in America, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and bested T'Challa in combat... utterly loses to one woman who knew what to do to a murderer like him]].

'''Superman:''' Oh my gosh! [[Fiction500 You can afford a cafe]], you- [[SmashCut cut to the Cafe]]
* Black Panther offers Batman vibranium. Batman says no, claiming that something tells him that he's going to need the vibranium more than them. Black Panther asks why. Cue [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian flinging cars around outside, the former giving his usual speech.]]

* The HISHE title sequence ends with the logo disintegrating. Cue someone (who sounds like he's crying) screaming, "TooSoon, man!"
* The endings are depicted as the five futures Doctor Strange saw in which they won:[[note]]As opposed to the only one Strange saw in the actual film.[[/note]]
** 1. Strange uses the Cloak of Levitation to restraint Thanos, uses his Sling Ring to send Thanos into a portal, and slices his left hand off.

** When the heroes remember moments from the franchise, none of the others believe Strange's story of how he saved the world of [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 his own movie]], much to his annoyance, considering it involved letting himself be murdered millions of times.

* Back in the Villain Pub, Palpatine is frustrated that Thanos (who now sports a bandage on his severed arm) failed, with Joker wondering if that means [[CallBack he won his bet]].
** Thanos is seen with six shot glasses, and each drink's contents contains the color of an Infinity Stone.

** Voldemort begins fading as he quotes Spider-Man's dying words, but adding that he ''really'' doesn't want to die this way because he already disintegrated to dust before. Then Joker "helps" Voldemort by shanking Voldemort in the back ("because it's funny!"), making Voldemort complain.

* Back in the Villain Pub, Palpatine is frustrated that Thanos (who now sports a bandage on his severed arm) failed, with Joker wondering if that means [[CallBack he won his bet]]. Cue all the villains in the Villain Pub disintegrating, most in the same manner as the heroes did.

** Khan goes out like Black Panther, helping Magneto up. Unlike Okoye, Magneto also dies, too,

--->'''Guard:''' Oh my gosh, Thanos! The sister has escaped!\\

-->'''Guard:''' Oh my gosh, Thanos! The sister has escaped!\\

** 1. Strange uses the Cloak of Levitation to restraint Thanos as Strange sends him into a portal and slices his left hand off.

** 3. Nebula subdues Star-Lord just before he attacks Thanos in rage. [[MythologyGag She then dons the Infinity Gauntlet]] and [[OneHitKill sucker-punches Thanos into oblivion.]]

** 4. At the confrontation in Wakanda between the Avengers and the Wakandan forces against the Outriders, Wong shows up and traps Proxima Midnight and the Outriders in the Mirror Dimension.

** When Captain America notes the massive amount of heroes reunited, Superman corrects him, noting that Hawkeye, the "Creator/{{Netflix}} [[Series/TheDefenders2017 Avengers]]" and Ant-Man are missing. Then Ant-Man appear outside the Café while [[Film/AntManAndTheWasp skidding by holding a truck]], apologizing and saying that they didn't make it because Siri couldn't find Wakanda.

** When the heroes remember moments from the franchinse, none of the others believe Strange's story of how he saved the world of [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 his own movie]], much to his annoyance, considering it involved letting himself be murdered millions of times.

*** Back in the Villain Pub, Palpatine is frustrated that Thanos (who now sports a bandage on his severed arm) failed, with Joker wondering if that means [[CallBack he won his bet]]. Cue all the villains in the Villain Pub disintegrating, most in the same manner as the heroes did.
*** When [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] disappears, he quips that it's different from the other times he's died before a zombie sings out a BigNo.
*** Bowser dies in the same vein as Groot, with Palpatine taking up Rocket's role and screaming his "No, no, NOOO!" from ''Revenge of the Sith''.
*** Khan goes out like Black Panther, helping Magneto up. Unlike Okoye, Magneto also dies, too,
*** Voldemort begins fading as he quotes Spider-Man's dying words, but adding that he ''really'' doesn't want to die this way because he already disintegrated to dust before. Then Joker "helps" Voldemort by shanking Voldemort in the back ("because it's funny!"), making Voldemort complain.
*** A [[Franchise/AlienVsPredator Xenomorph and a Predator]] disintegrate while battling.
*** Palpatine, in a last-ditch effort, tries to contact someone, dying like Nick Fury. That contact? Deadpool.

* Gamora brings Thanos to a completely different planet besides Vormir that has a lake of acid lava [[BlatantLies that totally has the Soul Stone at the bottom of it]] and that Thanos should hop right in to look for it. Instead, Thanos turns the lake into bubbles with the Reality Stone. Either to make sure she wasn't lying or as a way of saying he sees through her transparent plan to kill him.

* The endings are depicted as the five futures Doctor Strange saw in which they won:[[note]]As opposite the only one Strange saw in the actual film.[[/note]]

** When Captain America notes the massive amount of heroes reunited, Superman corrects him, noting that Hawkeye, the "Creator/{{Netflix}} [[Series/TheDefenders2017 Avengers]]" and Ant-Man are missing. Then Ant-Man appear outside the Café while [[Film/AntManAndTheWasp skidding by holding a truck]], apologizing that saying that they didn't make it because Siri couldn't find Wakanda.

** While [[Film/AntManAndTheWasp skidding by holding a truck]], Ant-Man says they didn't make it because Siri couldn't find Wakanda.

** When the heroes remember moments from the franchinse, none of the others believe Strange's story of how he resolved the plot of [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 his own movie]], much to his annoyance considering it involved letting himself be murdered millions of times.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally does ''two'' lethal [[BadassFingersnap Badass Fingersnaps]] with the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done. Even Batman stops dancing the [[Series/{{Batman}} Batusi]] in shock.

*** Voldemort begins fading as he quotes Spider-Man's dying words, but adding that he ''really'' doesn't want to die this way because he already disintegrated to dust. Then Joker "helps" Voldemort by shanking Voldemort in the back ("because it's funny!"), making Voldemort complain.

* Gamora brings Thanos to a completely different planet besides Vormir. When Thanos realizes she once again lied, he teleports back to his ship to torture Nebula, but then...

** The planet in question has a lake of acid lava [[BlatantLies that totally has the Soul Stone at the bottom of it]] and that Thanos should hop right in to look for it. Instead, Thanos turns the lake into bubbles with the Reality Stone. Either to make sure she wasn't lying or as a way of saying he sees through her transparent plan to kill him.
--->'''Thanos:''' You lied to me again.\\
'''Gamora:''' ''Whaaaaat?'' That's ''crazy!'' You must have turned it into bubbles. [[BlatantLies I mean, I wouldn't lie to you.]]
* The HISHE title sequence ends with the logo disintegrating. Cue someone screaming, "TooSoon, man!"
* The five futures Doctor Strange saw in which they won:
** 1. Strange sends Thanos into a portal and slices his left hand off.
--->'''Iron Man:''' Nice job, [[Series/{{Sherlock}} Sher]][[ActorAllusion lock]].
** 2. Strange turns Thanos into a baby. Everyone (except Nebula) [[CutenessProximity gushes over baby!Thanos]]... but then Drax suggests that they kill him immediately on the spot.
--->'''Spider-Man:''' We can't kill Thanos now! [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute He's just a baby!]]
*** Star-Lord wonders who should take care of baby!Thanos, since they can't just leave him here. Cut to Tony taking baby!Thanos to Pepper, who faints in shock.
---->'''Tony:''' Oh, come on! This is not the weirdest thing I've brought home before!

--->'''Nebula:''' You know what I yearn for, dear Thanos? Revenge! ''(kills Thanos and stares at the gauntlet for a few seconds'') Sweet!.... Okay I'm done. ''(Drops the gauntlet on the ground and leaves)''\\

** 4. Wong shows up in Wakanda and traps Proxima Midnight and the Outriders in the Mirror Dimension.

** It's revealed that all the heroes are gathered in what looks like the biggest booth in Super Cafe history. In fact, it's so big that Batman & Superman can't hear Thor declare he's their new ruler.

** When Thor brings Gamora back to life, Drax exclaims, "''There'' is Gamora!"
** Batman takes advantage of Groot's bored "I am Groot" to attempt to start another "I'm Batman" VS "I am Groot" battle, but since Groot is a teenager and doesn't care, it doesn't happen. Then Cap says, "I am Steve Rogers," much to Superman and Batman's resignation.

** None of the others believe Strange's story, much to his annoyance considering it involved letting himself be murdered millions of times.

*** Voldemort begins fading as he quotes Spider-Man's dying words, but he adds that since he already disintegrated to dust, he doesn't want to die this way again. Then Joker "helps" Voldemort by shanking Voldemort in the back ("because it's funny!"), making Voldemort complain.

** Turns out the reason why Ant-Man couldn't make it was because Siri can't find Wakanda.
** The heroes call out how [[TheOtherDarrin Rhodey and Banner sported different faces back then]].

*** A Xenomorph and a Predator disintegrate while battling.

'''Kid 2:''' Or should you shave it for later?

** Just the sheer fact that while most of the heroes have glasses of beer, Spider-Man and Groot have Cokes in account of the fact that they're both teenagers.
*** There's three other unique drinks. Batman is drinking coffee out of a mug, Tony has a glass of scotch on the rocks [[TheAlcoholic because of course he does]], and Thor has a gigantic mug of beer, again, [[TheAlcoholic because of course he does]].

*** Back in the Villain Pub, Palpatine is frustrated that Thanos failed, with Joker wondering if that means [[CallBack he won his bet]]. Cue all the villains in the Villain Pub disintegrating, most in the same manner as the heroes did.
*** When [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Vorhees]] disappears, he quips that it's different from the other times he's died before a zombie sings out a BigNo.
*** Bowser dies in the same vein as Groot, with Palpatine taking up Rocket's role.

*** Voldemort begins fading as he quotes Spider-Man's dying words, but he adds that since he already died this way, he doesn't want to die this way again. Then Joker shanks Voldy in the back, making it even more painful.
*** Thanos goes out while quoting Doctor Strange's last words.

** Just the sheer fact that while most of the heroes have mugs of beer, Spider-Man and Groot have Cokes in account of the fact that they're both teenagers.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally does ''two'' lethal [[BadassFingersnap BadassFingersnaps]] with the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done. Even Batman stops dancing the [[Series/{{Batman}} Batusi]] in shock.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally does ''two'' lethal BadassFingersnaps with the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done. Even Batman stops dancing the [[Series/{{Batman}} Batusi]] in shock.

'''Oh my gosh! [[Fiction500 You can afford a cafe]], you'- [[cut to the Cafe]]

*** After Star-Lord wonders who should take care of baby!Thanos, cut to Tony taking baby!Thanos to Pepper, who faints in shock.

** It's revealed that all the heroes are gathered in what looks like the biggest booth in HISHE history. In fact, it's so big that Batman & Superman can't hear Thor declare he's their new ruler.

** When Thor brings Gamora back to life, Drax exclaims "There is Gamora!"
** Batman expects yet another "I'm Batman" vs "I am Groot" battle, but since Groot's a teenager and doesn't care, it doesn't happen. Then Cap says, "I am Steve Rogers," much to Superman and Batman's resignation.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally activates the Infinity Gauntlet. And he did the lethal BadassFingersnap '''twice''', mind you. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done. Even Batman stops dancing the [[Series/{{Batman}} Batusi]] in shock.

** 2. Strange turns Thanos into a baby. Cue Tony taking baby!Thanos to Pepper, who faints in shock.
--->'''Tony:''' Oh, come on! This is not the weirdest thing I've brought home before!
*** Immediately after baby!Thanos is made, Drax advocates for killing him now.

--->'''Iron Man:''' Nice job, Sherlock.

--->'''Nebula:''' You know what I yearn for, dear Thanos? Revenge! (''kills Thanos and stares at the gauntlet for a few seconds'') Sweet!.... Okay I'm done. (''drops the gauntlet on the ground and leaves'')\\

'''Tony:''' Aaaah...

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally activates the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done. Even Batman stops dancing the [[Series/{{Batman}} Batusi]] in shock.

** 3. Nebula subdues Star-Lord just before he attacks Thanos in rage. She then dons the Infinity Gauntlet and sucker-punches Thanos into oblivion.

** It's revealed that all the heroes are gathered in what looks like the biggest booth in HISHE history.
** Batman expects yet another "I'm Batman" vs "I am Groot" battle, but since Groot's teenager and doesn't care, it doesn't happen. Then Cap says, "I am Steve Rogers," much to Superman and Batman's resignation.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally activates the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue the MoodWhiplash as Rocket asks Thor what he had done.

** The planet in question has a lake of acid lava [[BlatantLies that totally has the soul stone at the bottom of it]] and that Thanos should hop right in to look for it. Instead, Thanos turns the lake into bubbles with the reality stone. Either to make sure she wasn't lying or as a way of saying he sees through her transparent plan to kill him.

** 2. Strange turns Thanos into a baby. Cue Tony taking Baby Thanos to Pepper, who faints in shock.

--->'''Nebula:''' You know what I yearn for, dear Thanos? Revenge! (''kills Thanos and stares at the gauntlet for a few seconds'') Sweet!.... Okay I'm done. (drops the gauntlet on the ground and leaves.)
--->'''Tony:''' Dibs!\\
--->'''Strange:''' No no no. I don't think so. I'll be taking that, thanks.\\
--->'''Tony:''' Aaaah...

'''Batman:''' Oh, thank God.

--->'''Nebula:''' You know what I yearn for, dear Thanos? Revenge!

** Batman expects yet another "I'm Batman" vs "I am Groot" battle, but since Groot is a teenager, it doesn't happen. Then Cap says, "I am Steve Rogers," much to Superman's resignation.

** Batman expects yet another "I'm Batman" vs "I am Groot" battle, but since Groot is a teenager, it doesn't happen.

** Thor starts jamming to the beat Korg is blasting, and accidentally activates the Infinity Gauntlet. Cue all the villains in the Villain Pub disintegrating, in the same manner as the heroes did.
*** In particular, Voldemort goes out like Spider-Man did, as does Palpatine as Nick Fury.

* A priest woman seemingly pours the Heart Shaped Herb's liquid into Kilmonger's mouth, claiming that it will grant him the strength of the Black Panther, [[spoiler:before revealing that it was actually poison that she just gave him. That's right, Kilmonger, the guy who claimed that he killed in American, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and bested T'Challa in combat... utterly loses to one woman who knew what to do to a murderer like him]].