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** There's also one between Axl and I-no that's just too much fun to let go:

'''I-no''': Don't you know it's against the law?

* Similarly, May's Instant Kill has her call on the Jellyfish Pirates (bar Johnny) to stampede her opponent. The fatal blow is dealt ''entirely on accident'', when Leap (the rotund, mild-mannered and [[GrandmaClassic grandmotherly]] cook of the crew) trips and falls onto the opponent trying to help one of the other crew members up.

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Funny moments from ''VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive'' can be found [[Funny/GuiltyGearStrive here]].

[[folder:''Guilty Gear 2'']]

* In ''Overture'' Mission 15, Izuna showcases his wisdom on friendship:
--> '''Izuna:''' A person who won’t fight when a friend is in need is not a coward. There's a different word for that...A Chicken Breast!\\
'''Sol:''' Chicken breast!?\\
'''Izuna:''' And I am no chicken breast, sir!
* Sol repeatedly kicks Sin in the head in ''Overture'', even after {{deprogram}}ming the latter's brainwashing.
** Sin calling the muscular and fangirl-bait Sol Badguy "old man," because it's true anyway. Sol is over 170 years old.
* The ending of ''Overture'', where we hear Ky laughing for the first time because he sees his younger self at his son.
** Don't forget that right after, Ky adressed his son informally and said "the hell." It's the first time Ky mentioned something really out of his character.
** This is even funnier in Japanese because Sin is telling Ky to address him with the pronoun ''omae'' or ''temee'' which are more informal than ''anata.'' And out of the two choices, Ky picked ''temee'' which is roughly equivalent to him calling his own son "bastard."
*** [[FridgeBrilliance Technically speaking, Sin is a bastard son anyway.]]
* The conversations between Valentine and her [[ImprobableWeaponUser balloon]] [[LivingWeapon Lucifer]], when she remains idle. He keeps trying to flirt with Valentine, but [[JustForPun deflates immediately]] when she rebuffs him.\\\

-->'''Lucifer:''' I wonder why I'm a balloon? ...but don't you think I'm dandy?\\
'''Valentine:''' That's not correct.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Ah, eh, oh-oh, really? oh-okay...\\\

-->'''Lucifer:''' Valentine, you like me don't you? Haha, don't hide it, I know.\\
'''Valentine:''' I'll deny that.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Ah, eh, oh-oh, really? Oh-okay...\\\

-->'''Valentine:''' That reminds me, your birthday is like a year away isn't it? If-if-if you want me to, I wouldn't mind spending it with you!\\
'''Valentine:''' I'll deny that.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Oh-! D-don't get me wrong, it's just dinner!\\
'''Valentine:''' I'll deny that.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Ah, eh, oh-oh, really? Oh-okay...\\\\

-->'''Lucifer:''' Don't you think your skirt is too skimpy?\\
'''Valentine:''' It's probabilistically correct.
** May be on it's way to becoming a [[RunningGag Running Gag]] as Ramlethal and Lucifero also have similar conversations in Xrd if she is left idle.
* During gameplay, you can elect to have your character run. Dr. Paradigm will say, "[[CasualDangerDialogue Oh boy, I guess I should hurry!]]" However, what's really funny is that you can run your character head-first into a wall, which will send him/her flying backwards! This doens't cost any health to do, either. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Have fun!]]
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[[folder:''Guilty Gear Xrd'']]

* The fact that Sol's Dragon Install is able to be struck by Instant Kills, giving him new lines.
* Chipp's look of horror as he gets Heavenly Potemkin Busted. Also comes off as FridgeBrilliance as Chipp has the most miserable health bar among the characters.
** Actually, almost [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNjjj7OUIA ALL the characters]] get hilariously terrified by the Buster. Except for Leo and Raven; Leo just remains totally calm and boasts that Potemkin, of all people, can't really hurt him, or makes fun of Potemkin for not being able to ''go any higher''. This gets better if Potemkin finishes the round with the attack. Raven, on the other hand, is as excited to get utterly decimated as usual and actually dares Potemkin to go even higher!
** Voicelines for the move are also a barrel of laughs.
--->'''Zato-1''': [[MirthlessLaughter Hahaha]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is disastrous]]!\\
'''Chipp''': [[GratuitousEnglish MY]] [[BigOMG GOD!]]\\
'''Faust''': *Singsong* Some~ one~ help~ me~.\\
'''Axl''': Let's talk about this for a sec!\\
'''Slayer''': *unnerved for once* [[OhCrap This is HIS technique]]!\\
'''Elphelt''': I really don't like this creepy robot!\\
'''Leo''': What's wrong? Can't you go any higher?\\
'''Johnny''': This is a great view.\\
'''Jam''': Hey, where you touching me right now!?\\
'''Raven''': [[CombatSadomasochist More! More! Even higher]]!\\
'''Answer''': Excuse me, but, can I just put you on hold for a minute!?
** On the Japanese audio, one of Faust's reactions is instead a [[DissonantSerenity hilariously-deadpan]] "Ta~su~ke~teeeee~..."[[labelnote:*]]Literally "Help meeeeee~..."[[/labelnote]]
* Faust's [[AssShove kancho]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1bZtHQU4A returns!]] His opponents' reactions to the attack vary from simple pain to, well, read on.
** [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d7f9b1323a6d3e89b47e0a66cc5165f/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo2_250.gif Sol]] and [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/b915072f9e19983cbec7b0f353a3aaf9/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo3_250.gif Potemkin]] react in horror. And then there's [[https://38.media.tumblr.com/e56cefa41dc602a967686c95be9834e9/tumblr_ng7n2hMsAr1ra8bcmo3_1280.jpg Sol IN DRAGON INSTALLED MODE]]
** I-No is [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/1995cec9ad657b1e37e9e96333331aec/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo1_250.gif particularly ecstatic]]
** Millia finds it [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4138b97bd2158c9bc6a32f909f98cd8/tumblr_mvr8yo4aUv1rdljluo4_250.gif pleasureable]]
** Of special notice is [[CulturedBadass Slayer's]], complete with ExpressiveHair.
** [[http://i.imgur.com/wu6eJxi.jpg Elphelt doesn't like it either.]]
** [[https://38.media.tumblr.com/5dba2e443c9081b3c025318e224ff4a2/tumblr_ng0njefstP1ra8bcmo1_1280.jpg And neither does Sin, by the way]]...
** [[http://i.imgur.com/OurjZsD.jpg And what about Leo]]?
** Not to mention how Faust's kancho can hit Bedman's ass ''through'' his bed.
** Raven is simply [[https://youtu.be/z1-QYMRpNfw?t=229 FABULOUS]]!
** The only one not fully affected is [[http://i.imgur.com/Bcux4G5.png Kum Haehyun]], but rather than a pained look, she's wondering [[WhatIsThisFeeling what the hell is going on with the warnings around her.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/TkrTslVbgas?t=9m24s As Faust readies the attack for Dizzy]], Undine tries to beg for Faust's mercy while Necro glares menacingly at him. Luckily for Dizzy, [[TakingTheBullet Undine melodramatically takes the attack for her]], which she and Necro watch in horror.
** When Jack O's hit by it, she [[http://i.imgur.com/k2wAy3n.png gets the MOTHER of]] {{expressive mask}}s.
** [[http://i.imgur.com/lTGaq5H.png Jam]] undergoes a full-on ArtShift while [[VocalDissonance speaking in an deeper voice]], which wouldn't look too out of place in a serious {{Shonen}} series.
** [[http://imgur.com/4xR6Q4u Baiken's]] [[ThecomicallySerious reaction]] is just as shounen-esque and hilarious.
** [[https://youtu.be/mHW4IMBHt44&t=166s Answer]] manages to maintain just the barest semblance of professional restraint, but there's no hiding the agony in his voice (and on his [[ExpressiveMask glasses]]).
** [[https://64.media.tumblr.com/2dadb9084d37d95f69d63a4623366c03/tumblr_nq7q83k8gl1txww12o1_1280.jpg Johnny]] sports a ''very'' strained grin as he tries to keep his cool, and his shades crack.
** Not only are their expressions comedy gold, their comments don't fail a bit. Sometimes they're simple screams, but other times they're just plain hilarious lines:
--->'''Venom''': This is a foul! Call it!\\
'''Ramlethal''': [[DullSurprise Ah.]]\\
'''Axl Low''': [[LampshadeHanging What am I, a comic relief!?]]\\
'''Chipp Zanuff''': T-that doesn't go there!\\
'''May''': There is no god! / ''*screeches like an angry cat*''\\
'''Mirror!Faust''': [[ArtisticLicenseBiology My G-spot!]]\\
'''Slayer:''' [[InstantSoprano My one weakness!?]]\\
'''Leo:''' Oh! Heartbreak!\\
'''I-no:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture Fortissimo!]]\\
'''Sin:''' I-I don't like this treatment!\\
'''Ky:''' There is still much for me to learn about this world...\\
'''Bedman:''' Ooh! How shocking!\\
'''Johnny:''' I'M NORMAL!!!\\
'''Zato-1:''' What is this sensation!?\\
'''Answer:''' [[GratuitousEnglish COMPLIANCE!]]\\
'''Raven:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture I'm well acquainted with this.]] / [[GratuitousGerman PANZER!!]]
** There was a change here and there to the Japanese version, but Ramlethal's {{dull surprise}} reaction in the English audio was a bit more reactive.
--->'''Ramlethal:''' ''[[https://youtu.be/6fagj6AZ8Jg?t=3m33s *Distressed squeak*]]''
* Speaking of Faust, his [[https://youtu.be/Sr5gt4FlP4U Instant Kill, "This is...me?"]], has him performing surgery on his opponent's face, ending with the victim looking either obscenely cute (with either a PieEyed or BlackBeadEyes variant), [[BigOlEyebrows completely blunt]], or exaggeratedly beautiful, all while Music/OdeToJoy is blaring in the background with Faust as the conductor/surgeon. And then cue the victim's reaction...
--> '''Elphelt:''' ''(Blunt)'' "This is what stress does to you!"\\
'''Sol:''' ''(Pie Eyed)'' "This can't be happening..."\\
'''Chipp:''' ''(Pie Eyed and Blunt respectively)'' "KAWAII!"[=/=]"MANLY!"\\
'''Ky:''' ''(Blunt)'' "My new life begins..."\\
'''Bedman:''' ''(Beautiful)'' "Your definition of beauty is troublesome, it seems to derive from consensus, and I can say with certainty that the majority of subjects would reject this look."\\
'''Leo:''' ''(Beautiful)'' "Put it Back! [[LampshadeHanging Ky already fills this niche!]]"\\
'''Ramlethal:''' ''(Bead Eyes)'' [[NotSoAboveItAll "How...how cute."]]\\
'''May:''' ''(Bead Eyes)'' "Uh, I guess it's cute?"\\
'''Leo:''' ''(Pie Eyed)'' "[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall H-Have I become an...anime?]]"\\
'''I-No:''' ''(Blunt)'' "This does NOT match my top."\\
'''Bedman''' ''(Pie Eyed)'' "So...so kawaii! I must savor this; document it. Yes! From the right side, adjust to a 66.6 degree angle of inclination and ''snap''!"\\
'''Slayer''' ''(Pie Eyed)'' "Sharon, it seems I've become rather...round."\\
'''Elphelt''' ''(Beautiful)'' "Does this increase my womanhood?"\\
'''Ky''' ''(Beautiful)'' "[[SoBeautifulItsACurse This isn't going to end well.]]"\\
'''Venom''' ''(Beautiful)'' "My dignity...!"\\
'''Potemkin''' ''(beautiful)'' "Perhaps a lifestyle change is in order."\\
'''Jam''' ''(blunt)'' "I sue you..."\\
'''Raven''' ''(pie-eyed)'' "I... I look like a pervert!"\\
'''Haehyun''' ''(pie-eyed)'' "Did you dispel my Dignity!?"\\
'''Dizzy''' ''(beautiful)'' "I've never tried this make-up before."\\
'''Dizzy''' ''(blunt)'' "I feel so grown-up..."\\
'''Johnny''' ''(beautiful)'' "Making a KILLIN' on Broadway!"\\
'''Johnny''' ''(pie-eyed)'' "I can make anything look good!"
** And when Faust performs this Instant Kill on Sol Badguy, what does our resident badass main character, the "[[RedBaron Flame of Corruption]]" do as Faust preps the surgery? ''Tremble in fear''. Do note, he's one of the ''only'' characters to have this kind of reaction, aside from Sin, Elphelt and Leo.
** While not terrified, the usually indiferent Slayer is still [[NotSoStoic sweating with nervousness]] as he sees Faust's [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/f/f2/This_is...Me%3F_Slayer.png/revision/latest?cb=20221117043204 scalpel.]]
** Another worthy mention goes to Zato-1 and mirror Faust, as Faust somehow manages to plant eyes right on top of their blindfold/paper bag.
---> '''Faust''' ''(blunt)'' "[[LampshadeHanging What's the point of my paper bag?]]"\\
'''Zato''' ''(pie eyed)'' "What do you think, Eddie?"\\
'''Zato''' ''(blunt)'' "A shame I have no mirror."
** While everybody is in complete freakout, who's the odd man out? '''''[[TooKinkyToTorture RAVEN.]]'''''
** [[http://imgur.com/qQsezFm Baiken]] turns out [[NotSoAboveItAll to be among the most terrified]], too.
* Slayer's English voice sounds like Creator/SeanConnery. That is all.
* Venom's instant kill has always been to turn his opponent into a pool ball and take a shot at them. ''Xrd'' ramps this up by turning it into a cinematic attack, allowing the player to see exactly what their opponent looks like as a pool ball and their looks of horror (Except Zato is obliviously smiling the entire time since he can't see what's coming).
* The end of Potemkin's Instant Kill in Xrd has him smashing his opponent through the ground, causing them to end up on the other side of the earth (complete with a palm tree!).
* In general, the new style of graphics allows the game show a lot of hilarious expressions from the victim of certain overdrives and instant kills. [[https://youtu.be/0n8OpASVKvo May's new Instant Kill]], in which she and April stuff the enemy into the Mayship's cannon '''and turn them into a HumanCannonball''', is another good example.
--> '''Ky''': "D-Don't tell me this-- / [[OhCrap Perhaps we should think this over?]] / P-please wait! Can't we talk about this like adults?! I think we could agree..."\\
'''[[TheMutiny May]]''': "Wh-What's going on...? / Oh man, I got a really bad feeling about this... / You wouldn't dare...?!"\\
'''I-no''': "This is...uhh... / '''H-Hey! Hey! [[TalkingIsAFreeAction There's kinky shit, and then there's--HEY! Listen to me! You're too young for that anyway! Are you even listening?! Pay attention]]'''-- / (You've gotta be kidding me, what the Hell is wrong with these kids? They're not seriously -- they can't-- I'm gonna end up with my ass in the mountains and my head in the ocean...?!)"\\
'''Sol''': "H-Hey! What the hell are you--!? / [[ThisCannotBe You're kidding me with this shit, right? RIGHT!?]] / [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Aw man, this isn't good]]..."\\
'''Leo''': "I wonder...is this cannon made for royalty? / Stand back, children. I am a gentleman of such high caliber that this cannon may explode when it attempts to fire me! I would hate for you to be hit by the debris! / Hmm, yes, this will be an impressive show, suitable for my grandeur! I accept your challenge! Prepare for the most glorious sight your eyes have ever beheld! / This sounds excessive, but what else would one expect from children? Very well, then, aim for the moon! I'll show you the wisdom of age--!"\\
'''Haehyun''': "Maybe I can go into safe mode and... AH!" / "That's okay, [[EjectionSeat I can eject myself...]] Wha? That's odd... Why won't it... Open!? / I know when to quit. You win, I concede this match. So please, there's no need to follow through with this...!"\\
'''Dizzy''': "Gosh, I need to fetch the laundr--Oh?" / "It's so dark already, I need to cook dinn... What?" / "Stop this, May! ...Not you too, April! I thought you outgrew this childish behavior! / "Does this cannon mean that... the 'legendary punishment' exists...?"\\
'''Johnny''': "Now, hang on a second... isn't it a bit much? All I did was come back this morning...!"\\
'''Sin''': "I-I don't think this is how you're supposed to use a cannon... What monster came up with this?! / Look, [[BigEater I have]] [[RealMenEatMeat rabbit meat that I hid]], you can have half if -- What, you don't eat rabbit?! Are you even human?!"\\
'''Potemkin''': "C-civilians are not authorized to possess weapons of this caliber!!"\\
'''Ramlethal''': "Ah. Now that I grasp the situation, I must point out that I can easily escape if only... What, I can't?!"\\
'''Slayer''': "I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim towards Shiriana? I've got a friend there, you see."\\
'''Raven''': "I'd like to see the results first, but... I could get used to this!"\\
'''Bedman''': "Not that I'm worried, but how would you classify the power of this device? Certainly 'ordinary' wouldn't be appropriate, but I recommend toning it down to 'tasteful sitcom' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall for our younger viewers]]."\\
'''Answer:''' "I really appreciate the call, but due to some urgent matters to which I must attend immediately. I'm afraid I will have to postpone our meeting to a different date!!/ It appears I will be unable to participate due to a scheduling conflict. Absolutely, next time, we shall. I will be looking forward to hearing from you again!/ I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid that this is the one issue on which I cannot budge. It may very well be the last thing that I...!"
** Even funnier is the fact that some of the characters don't even get to finish what they are saying before May fires them away, cutting them off. The subtitles are the only thing that lets you know what they were fully going to say.
* Chipp's arcade ending, where he defeats Ramlethal, laments that nobody's actually seen him beat her and gets no credit, can't make heads or tails of Ram's MagiBabble, then tells her not to underestimate PRESIDENT CHIPP ZANUFF when she insists the [[ManBehindTheMan Senate's]] schemes cannot be stopped.
** '''[[https://youtu.be/6M0V8887vvI&spfreload=1#t=4m25s BU-SHI-DOOOOW!]]'''
* Bedman's Instant Kill has his victim live through their greatest fears, which can be hilarious in some cases. Like Slayer's fear of his lover Sharon finding him with another woman. Or Chipp's fear of losing the election by one lousy vote. Or Johnny remembering [[CallBack when he got confused by Bridget's gender]]. Or Dizzy realizing that... [[SkewedPriorities quiche is not a dessert]]. Probably the best is via Haehyun, who [[DidntThinkThisThrough didn't exactly fully build her robot properly.]]
** Bedman, when he isn't being [[NightmareFuel creepy]] is hilarious. Whether it is due to his bed's bizarre animations (which include turning into a cradle or dream catcher) or his MotorMouth that leads to long tangents. Made funnier that he [[HypocriticalHumor dislikes talkative people]].
* Elphelt's [[https://youtu.be/FVoIk4bk-Mg winpose]]. She takes out a marriage certificate ([[VictoriasSecretCompartment from between her breasts no less]]), asks the opponent to sign it, and then [[MotorMouth starts rambling on and on for 15 seconds]] about the wedding before getting a {{Nosebleed}} from over-excitement and falling over. In one of the unlockable audio bits in ''-REVELATOR-'', Creator/AyaSuzaki actually mentions how fun it was to record that.
** Elphelt's win quotes against the male characters too. They're all amusingly funny, but it reaches the peak of absurdity when she tries to persuade Ky to divorce his own wife.
** Elphelt's Instant Kill: [[ShotgunWedding The Magnum Wedding]] deserves mention too. She fires a bullet "[[{{Yandere}} For my First Love!]]" at the foe's heart. Upon sulking, the poor sap goes gaga over her and falls head over heels for her. [[IgnoreTheFanservice Most of them, save for Ky, Dizzy, Venom, Zato-1, and Bedman.]] As with Faust, the sucker's last words before fainting are funny.
---> '''Sol:''' "[[Music/HammerFall R-remember]] [[GratuitousEnglish yesterday!]]"\\
'''Ky''': "I have a wife and child, please...do not make me do this!\\
'''Dizzy''': I'm sorry, I can't! [=/=] [[IHaveAFamily I-I have a son. / I'm married!]]\\
'''Chipp''': "Answer! Go get a marriage certificate! NOW!"\\
'''Milla''': "Have I [[BreakingTheFourthWall chosen the Yuri route?]]"\\
'''Zato-1''': "I have to Decline!"\\
'''Axl''': "Keep the pearly gates... [[AllMenArePerverts those hills!]]"\\
'''Leo''': "My subjects...I give you...OUR QUEEN!"\\
'''Ramlethal''': "Is this my true self?"\\
'''Jam''': "I'm okay if you okay. [=/=] Cute girl maybe okay, too."\\
'''Kum''': "Un...Tunable?"
** How about Elphelt's Respect pose, where she shows her true power and goes all SuperMode but it turns out to be one huge [[ImagineSpot Imagine bubble]] where she's merely dreaming about going SuperMode.
** Even funnier are MirrorMatch Elphelt's reactions [[ScrewYourself to her own Instant Kill.]]
---> '''(Defeated) Elphelt''': [[AnythingThatMoves I-I'll just take]] ''[[AnythingThatMoves anyone]]!?'' / If this works I'm going to cry forever!
* When Sin loses to a light attack, his crumple animation involves him giving his opponent [[GracefulLoser a thumbs up.]]
* Slayer's Instant Kill generates a haiku based on a collection of randomized quotes. This leads to some amusing...and unfortunate...combinations.
--> ''"I remove my clothes / Devoid of reason and thought / With my alien"''\\
''"I remove my clothes / the fly's completely open / he self destructed."''
** And no matter how random his haikus may be, his opponent is invariably impressed with how good they are.
* [[RunningGag Many members of the cast seem to mistake Potemkin for a robot]], but Axl actually manages to validate those claims.
--> '''Axl:''' ''(in his win-quote against Potemkin)'' I started wondering if you had some gorilla in the old family tree so I checked it out. No gorilla but there is a robot, as it turns out. Bit surprising.
* Justifying [[DudeLooksLikeALady fan reaction]], Millia straight up admits she mistook Ky for a woman in one of her winquotes.
* May's reaction to Raven's choice of weapon?
--> '''May:''' ''(her win-quote against Raven)'' That's not how you use chopsticks, buddy.
* [[https://youtu.be/tsF3sl4u728 The tutorial mode]]. Sin insists that Sol call him "Professor" for this mode, something Sol, obviously, isn't keen on. But he gets payback when they get to the 'Throws' segment of the tutorial.
--> '''Sin:''' Sweet. Next is...a 'throw'. Hey! This one can't be blocked either! Huh? Hm, guess you don't have anything to throw...Lemme find a practice dummy.\\
'''Sol:''' Don't waste your time. I've got a dummy right here.\\
'''Sin:''' Huh? Where? ...[[OhCrap Aw no, don't tell me]]...\\
'''Sol:''' ''(clearly happy about this)'' ...Hope you're ready.\\
'''Sin:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\\
''(once the player is done, they move on to the 'Air Throws' segment)''\\
'''Sin:''' G-Gah...! That hurt! You're gonna crack my head open!\\
'''Sol:''' Hmph...What's next?\\
'''Sin:''' Um, it says 'Air Throw' but--N-No, not again!\\
'''Sol:''' Excellent.\\
'''Sin:''' [[HereWeGoAgain NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** There's also Sol's reactions to some of the more... Obvious stuff from the book Sin borrows for the tutorial mode.
--> '''Sol:''' "Try something simple, like a punch" [[FlatWhat What?!]]\\
'''Sol:''' (Later on when the player is learning about Heavy Slash) "Let's try a nice and powerful Heavy Slash" Rrrgh. I know how to use my own sword, Damn it.
* Crossing over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, we have Faust placing the beacon in Chapter 7-B. [[https://youtu.be/Zn4D_CKzqmg?t=4m33s Must be seen to be believed.]]
* Sol is as half-assed as ever when it comes to explanations.
--> '''Sin:''' So what were they talking about? That St. Elmo thing or whatever it was.\\
'''Sol:''' It's a big-ass lightning bolt.\\
'''Sin:''' What?! Why are we supposed to care about that?!\\
'''Ky:''' Ugh... Can't you ever actually EXPLAIN anything?\\
'''Sol:''' I thought we agreed you didn't get to tell me how to raise this kid.
** Ky, unsatisfied with Sol's explanation, goes into a short talk about the history of ''St. Elmo's Fire'', an event that happens every 13 years that once saved a group of Knights from overwhelming odds during the Crusades. Sin finally comes to a conclusion.
---> '''Sin:''' Y-yeah, I guess so. So basically...it's a big-ass lightning bolt.\\
'''Sol:''' ''(proud grin on his face)'' Exactly.\\
'''Ky:''' ''(with an utterly worried expression)'' ("I fear for his future...")
* Elphelt's and Sin's attempts to make Ramlethal smile. Sin tries telling jokes. It fails. Ram, annoyed, tries to oblige, but can only make an [[CheshireCatGrin evil, sharp-toothed grin]] (which might bring [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Taokaka]] to mind). Then Sin brings her a burger from 'Danny Missiles', and [[ImpossiblyDeliciousFood Ram's mind is blown while commenting it is salty.]]
** What follows is a montage of the three hanging out. Highlights include: Elphelt trying on Ramlethal's cloak while Sin trying to get Ram to wear El's wedding dress (with the look on Ram's face showing that she absolutely dreads the idea). Later Sin pours hot sauce all over Ram's pizza, [[BlatantLies telling her it's tasty]], [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce but it's merely spicy enough to give Ramlethal swollen lips]]. Of course Sin gets his [[LaserGuidedKarma comeuppance when Ramlethal does the same to his spaghetti.]]
* After President Gabriel stops Bedman from fleeing Zepp [[CurbStompBattle all by himself]], what does he do? Puts Bedman in a holding cell, and Potemkin proceeds to seriously interrogate Bedman. Questioning the guy who's literally in a coma 24/7. It doesn't work very well, but bless his giant heart for trying.
* Leo's and President Vernon's reactions to Dr. Paradigm's utterly casual reveal that the Opus, artificial super soldiers created to combat the Valentine threat and stationed all over the world are basically Gears, thus violating a number of treaties is utterly hilarious.
* Leo in general.
** [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/509c48ff2c4b4b7f8815158decff3e98/tumblr_ng4ip8rXsR1spivfbo2_250.png Throughout the story mode]] [[http://36.media.tumblr.com/3a78b0b1064b3c6224cf31ea8421b3f6/tumblr_ng4ip8rXsR1spivfbo4_400.png he makes]] [[http://40.media.tumblr.com/df37ddacda640786ca81b2c3bfc16569/tumblr_ng4ip8rXsR1spivfbo3_250.png a ton of]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/60ae711549fa9f90fdd12f646cbb44fe/tumblr_inline_nga6ayGkKb1rw8tv3.gif priceless expressions]] (the last one is from the aforementioned reveal).
** [[http://youtu.be/3_zOqhhY3Ns?t=4m34s His victory animations when he wins a round.]] One has him standing still, while one of his guards rolls in a tray with a tea set, complete with elegant porcelain cups and a teapot only for Leo to grab the teapot and chug the tea down, drinking from the top. Another has Leo's guard bringing a '''throne''' for Leo to fall into.
*** [[EasterEgg Try holding down Dust button when the guard is bringing in the throne]]. Doing so will make the guard back up and pull the throne away from Leo, making him fall flat on his back. It even makes a comeback in ''Strive'', stumbling backwards before he falls over.
** His faces in most of the Instant Kills. It's like [[NoSell he doesn't give a fuck]]. The most notable exception is during Faust's IK, where his face is one of the most [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/f/fb/This_is...Me%3F_Leo.png/revision/latest?cb=20221117043835 horrified.]]
* The reason why Dr. Paradigm no longer has to be in a bubble to breathe, which basically amounts as a response to Sin asking "If you're so smart, why don't you create a spell that allows you to breathe air?". Apparently it only took Paradigm two minutes to make a spell to let him do so.
* The fact that the emotionless OmnicidalManiac Ramlethal [[AbsurdPhobia dislikes arthropods]].
* The in-game Library has its entries unlocked based on highlighted dialogue in the Story mode. This includes basic facts like the history of the new kingdoms and the (many) magical terms... and goes into detail about such subjects as true Womanhood, explaining Slayer's code of Dandyism, or telling children to not imitate May by picking up anchors, no matter [[DoNotAttempt how cool she looks doing it]].
* In the Christmas colors DLC, most characters gets colours that consist mainly of red and white, with the occasional green on them. What does Chipp get? A ''reindeer'' themed coloration (with a red nose to boot)!
* Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, Sol's ''apology'' to Ky because of how Sin turned out.
-->'''Sol:''' ... I'm sorry Ky. There's a small chance I may have failed as a mentor and guardian.\\
'''Ky:''' (...small...?)
* Behold, the [[https://youtu.be/P1pgYDl4T5A Sol Badguy system voice pack]], which is 100% in-character.
-->''*selects Faust*'' "The crazy doctor."\\
''*selects Sin*'' "Sin the dumbass."\\
''*selects Slayer*'' "The old bastard who won't retire."\\
''*Ky vs. Millia match coming up*'' "Delinquent king... and, uh... Hair."\\
''*Axl vs. I-no match coming up*'' "Worthless... and, uh... Damn guitarist."\\
''*Bedman vs. Zato-1 match coming up*'' "Sleepy-head... and, uh... Emo."
** Similarly, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVbGBjb8hE Leo's voice pack]] also has some pretty good lines in it.
-->''*selects himself*'' "[[ExplainExplainOhCrap Leo White-- oh shit]], that's me. Hold the timer!"\\
''*selects Sin*'' "Sin... *sigh* Do I really have to read your whole name?"\\
''*selects Millia*'' "Millia Rage. Who has a criminal record, [[DeadpanSnarker of course]]."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLLxxiaey48&t=8m Jack-O's Instant Kill]] is both this and a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. It needs to be seen to be believed.
* Leo Whitefang's story mode has an encounter before the boss match against Faust, who is dragging Chronus along with him for his investigation of the colony. After Leo assumes that he is dreaming, Faust tries to pull that veil over him. Before Leo decides whether dream or not to take in Chronus and Faust for the former's crimes. After the match however the two disappear via Faust's teleportation.
* In the ending Sol's reaction after Elphelt is taken away. Ky, Sin, Ram, Leo, and Paradigm look on as Elphelt disappears only for Sol to turn to leave. What he says next breaks the moment going so far as to cause the emotional music to immediately fade away during it's crescendo. And to top it off he succeeds in sounding like an asshole and caring all at once. Ky's reaction is what sells it best.
--> '''Sol:''' ... ''*Turns to leave*''\\
'''Ky:''' Sol?\\
'''Sol:''' ''*Music stops unceremoniously*'' What? Bunch of touchy-feely bullshit...\\
'''Ky:''' ''*Incredulously*'' Wh-what...?\\
'''Sol:''' ''*Begins to walk away*'' What the hell are you standing there for? We gotta go get her back. ''*Beat*'' I'm not losing anybody else...
* [[https://youtu.be/hkr-g2Z1uM4 Jam's new Instant Kill animation in -REVELATOR-]]. It starts off the same as her old one, with her doing 8 kata poses, only at the 7th one there is a GilliganCut to her burned-down restaurant with Jam having a classic anime "shocked" face. She promptly gets pissed and performs the 8th and final hit in spectacular fashion.
* Pull out Ramlethal's taunt where she leans back with Lucifero and stay like that? [[LampshadeHanging He's got a couple things]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} to say about the Valentines..]]
-->'''Lucifero:''' Look, I don't know how to say this, but don't you feel kinda...''exposed''? You're just like the last Valentine, what's the deal with you ladies?\\
'''Ramlethal:''' Not your business.\\
'''Lucifero:''' Damn, look at those legs. You like showing that sexy stuff off, huh?\\
'''Ramlethal:''' Shut up.\\
'''Lucifero:''' Hey, you have a thing for me, dont'cha?\\
'''Ramlethal:''' Go die.\\
'''Lucifero:''' Yes, sorry.
* The fact that all of Jam's dialogue is translated into a [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish stereotypical Chinese accent]]. This leads to some pretty hilarious dialogue.
-->"You very weak. Remember, a balanced diet!" (win pose)\\
"I have no dishboy! [=/=] Passed the first interview! (Instant Kill)\\
"Yes, you hug me harder. [=/=] I no let you go!" (Sin's Instant Kill)\\
"I'm okay if you okay." (Elphelt Instant Kill)\\
"Don't you dare dine and das...wha-?" (May Instant Kill start)\\
"No, you kids no play with fire! Now, I'll give you some sachima, so you listen to me right now. Y-you ignore me?! Wh-- [=/=] I no member of performance troupe! And this isn't even on menu! What will happen to all my customers if I die--" (May Instant Kill rant)\\
"I sue you..." (Faust Instant Kill reaction - blunt face)\\
"You no admit you no have money!" (Bedman Instant Kill)
* The game seems to hang a lampshade over its own use of copious amounts of {{Magi Babble}}, in a scene where Leo finds himself a little lost listening to three magical experts talk about why Information Flares are bad, and the audience probably sympathizes.
--> '''Leo:''' Hold on a minute. Sorry to interrupt you off the bat, but... what are these Information Flares?\\
'''Sol:''' Excess Information Density Phenomenon...\\
'''Leo:''' What...\\
'''Paradigm:''' Surely you've learned basic magical theory in your compulsory education system. Allow me to briefly explain... Now, under normal circumstances, informational mass is approximately 256 PB per cubic meter. However, there are circumstances in which the density can exceed the maximum permissible amount in a given space. When the pressure builds, you see-\\
'''Leo:''' I-I haven't learned that...\\
'''Ky:''' I'm sure you have... It's the basic theories of magic. Once the Coraeptal annexation occurs and the Belhend imaginary coefficient cannot maintain consistent values against time and space relative to the H-axis present-\\
'''Leo:''' Uh-huh... That's probably why it never stuck.
* Before the final battle in the story mode of ''-REVELATOR-'', Ky finally figures out the true connection between him and Sol: By virtue of marrying Dizzy, Sol is his father-in-law. This prompts the two to let out simultaneous {{Skyward Scream}}s.
** In addition to that, Sol's facial expressions leading up to that are also pretty funny, with him wanting to divert the conversation [[https://youtu.be/6ZY-jfpKWB0?t=1792 from its inevitable destination.]]
--->'''Sol:''' Now everyone...don't think about anything.\\
'''Sin:''' Why?\\
'''Sol:''' BECAUSE! ...Because... it'll just be better that way. We've got the final battle ahead of us. I don't need any weird feelings getting in my way. (as he says this, his eyes start darting about)\\
'''Ky:''' (calmly) W-Wait. Of course... How did I not realize sooner? Dizzy is Justice's daughter. So that would make... ''({{Beat}}, [[ExplainExplainOhCrap horror rising in his voice]])'' [[ThisCannotBe No... I don't believe it!]] Sol, that would make you my father-in--\\
'''Sol:''' KYYYYYYYY!\\
'''Ky & Sol:''' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation WAAAAAH!/AAAARGH!]]\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Johnny:''' So... who won that shouting contest?
** What makes it even better is that in After Story A, Ky is absolutely horrified to hear Dizzy, Elphelt and Ramlethal discussing how they should address Sol as "Father" too. Despite having fought for the sake of the universe a few days prior, he treats having to call Sol his father-in-law as the most horrible thing that he could ever do.
* Ky showing he's NotSoAboveItAll as the final battle begins.
-->'''Sol:''' Jack-O'... you head over to Elphelt. All that's left is...\\
'''Sin:''' Kicking your ass!\\
'''Ky:''' Sin, language.\\
'''Sin:''' What am I supposed to say!?\\
'''Ky:''' ''*Beat*'' [[SophisticatedAsHell ...TIME TO KICK SOME ASS.]] [[ARareSentence Just this once, alright]]? ''*Sin smiles*''
* President Vernon taking a selfie with Johnny. It has to be seen to be believed.
* [[https://youtu.be/JWaO1B3PvYM Dizzy's new Instant Kill animation]]. Necro [[LookBehindYou taps Dizzy's shoulder]] and then attempts to obliterate the opponent with [[WaveMotionGun a massive beam]] while she's not looking. Dizzy notices and [[DivingSave dives into him]] at the last second, letting out a BigNo, in order to prevent him from hitting the opponent. It narrowly misses them, resulting in a [[FantasticNuke mushroom cloud explosion]] happening in the background which the opponent [[OhCrap sees in visible shock.]] The opponent then looks at Dizzy with varying reaction and just flat-out gives up, causing the words '''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm SURRENDERED]]''' to appear instead of '''DESTROYED''', with a little white flag waving happily from the word. What truly makes this Instant Kill are the [[https://youtu.be/KbzToVXm70Q reactions]].
-->'''Sol''': Hidden eyes\\
'''Dragon Install Sol''': A look of shock/terror\\
'''Ky''': Shocked, but then [[AmazonChaser gazes at his wife, smiling, eyes]] ''[[AmazonChaser sparkling with love]]''\\
'''Johnny''': Mildly shocked, then smiles in relief\\
'''May, Jam, Jack-O', Leo, & Haehyun''': Mouth agape\\
'''Millia & Baiken''': An expression that just screams "Seriously?"\\
'''Zato''': Nothing (he can't see it)\\
'''Potemkin''': Eye lights gone out\\
'''Chipp''': Points at the explosion in sheer disbelief\\
'''Faust''': Shock lines on his bag\\
'''Axl & Ramlethal''': Throw their hands up\\
'''Venom''': [[OhCrapSmile A visibly frightened smile]] behind his bangs\\
'''MirrorMatch Dizzy''': Clasps her hands over her mouth in horror\\
'''Slayer''': Nonchalantly shrugs while his hand is positioned as if to display the explosion\\
'''Raven & I-No''': [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Aroused]]\\
'''Bedman''': [[SleptThroughTheApocalypse Sleeps through the entire thing]] (but his bed stares at the explosion)\\
'''Sin, Elphelt & Answer''': Shonen-style BlankWhiteEyes (Or in Answer's case, a mix of that and ScaryShinyGlasses)
* Dizzy's win quotes seems to have intonations that she truly became OlderAndWiser. Still, what she delivered to her son, Sin, is priceless in her own way.
-->''I'm doubling your homework...''
** This line is later taken by Ky in ''-STRIVE-'' when he wins against Sin. Mother knows best, seems!
** Likewise, half her reactions to Sin's Instant Kill are simply her nonchalantly scolding him just before she's slammed into several rock formations and blown up.
---> '''Dizzy''': "No, you mustn't use violence!"/"I hope you don't do this to your friends!"
* For Dizzy's Dust attack follow up, Necro chases the opponent into the air, dragging a poor unwilling Dizzy along with him.
* Answer in general. He's on the phone throughout the entirety of the fight, meaning that he's [[MotorMouth constantly talking]] while the match is in progress. One of his winposes has his frog summon eat the opponent a la [[VideoGame/SamuraiShodown Kyoshiro]], but it then spits the opponent out. His outro has him making a dramatic quip to his opponent, but it's interrupted by a call from somebody and seeing who it is causes Answer to perk up and make the dorkiest looking smile imaginable.
** Answer's taunts are also funny as well. One taunt has him finally getting off of his call to get serious, complete with battle aura... Only for him to get another call. Another taunt has him doing a Optic Blast (And yes, it does do damage).
---> '''Answer:''' '''[[https://youtu.be/GBUnH_VUo0M#t=24s NINJA BEEEEAAAAM!]]'''
* Baiken's new intro and outro are a nod to [[JidaiGeki Japanese period pieces]], complete with dramatic narration.
* Baiken's Arcade mode begins with her nearly beheading what appears to be a soldier. In reality, it is a messenger sent to deliver a phone call to her, since she doesn't carry a phone or reside anywhere permanently. The poor sap has to follow her every step of the way on her journey, no matter how angry she gets.
** Later in her Arcade mode, she becomes suspicious of the man on the phone when he let's slip that he has information on That Man. When he tries to put the subject to the side, Baiken makes numerous threats against him that all mean the same thing -- do anything stupid and I'll slice you in half.
--->'''Baiken:''' Listen carefully. If I don't get this information, I'll kill you. If you play dumb, I'll slash you. If you try to feed me some shit intel, I'll slice you. If this silence goes on for more than three seconds, I'll divide you. Are we clear?\\
'''Man on the phone:''' Crystal. Just stop with all the...Cutting and slashing and slicing. Truce?
** Even funnier? The informant she's threatening is none other than her old friend that annoys her constantly, Anji Mito.
* Ky and Dizzy's perpetually shocked expressions when Sin talks about Sol giving him "sugar water" during ''2'''s After Story A.
** The followup on the fact that Ky and Sol are now in-laws, complete with overly dramatic music.
** To provide some context: Sin is discovering tea for the first time, and finds it to be overly bitter for his liking.[[note]]remember, that Sin is only five-years old by the end of Xrd and matures faster due to being part-Gear before aging slows down[[/note]] Ky is impressed that Sol, who's been Sin's caretaker for years, actually seemed to know some basic parenting and considered that tea would be too bitter for a child. Until Dizzy and Ky learned that sugar water, sometimes with salt, is considered a "treat" for Sin from his time with Sol. Sugar water of course being also slang for "so poor as to not afford proper nutrition", while Ky and Dizzy were ''paying Sol money to properly raise Sin''. Ky is ''less than pleased''.
---> '''Ky (Mentally to himself):''' (Dammit, Sol!)
** Ramlethal, Elphelt, and Dizzy all ponder whether to call Sol "Father" or "Brother" to figure out their family dynamic. In front of Ky (who hasn't exactly come to grips with this new horrifying reality). Dizzy seems slightly nervous, given her first meeting with Sol wasn't exactly nice, and his (half-assed) method of raising her son. Ramlethal is visibly in wide-eyed fear and stuttering at the prospect of calling him "Father" for similar reasons, while Elphelt is blissfully happy as usual. Sin's vocabulary (also picked up from Sol) is the final straw to cause Ky to believe his entire family life is now spiraling out of control.
** Sol provokes Ky into a duel, intentionally angering Ky by insulting him and calling Dizzy a "monster". Ky delivers an intense CurbStompBattle by going full on CombatPragmatist, and shows that if Ky really wanted to kill Sol, he could. The aftermath? Sol's lying in a good five or more feet deep crater, his weapon broken into several pieces, bruised and BlankWhiteEyes. Ky is sitting on a nearby bolder completely unharmed, nonchalantly quips "if you're going to sleep, do so in a bed". Sol manages to respond with a pained wheeze of "[[KnowWhenToFoldEm I'm fine here. Do most of my sleeping on the ground anyways]]". The kicker is when Sol mentions that he wanted Ky to not hold back so Sol could learn how humans fight monsters, he notes to Ky that he didn't learn anything from their fight because it "turns out you're the damn monster".
** Also during this, we see Leo still busy in the command center with Ky's staff, sorting through all the aftermath of the events of ''Xrd''. And they have all gotten thoroughly annoyed of each other. The staff, notably Ellsworth, for Leo's constant annoyed grunting and becoming too at home there, despite being a Guest of the First King. Leo notes he's getting annoyed because he's been busy with about a dozen phone lines constantly ringing, the new Sanctus Maximus being nominated, the G4 summit, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ellsworth showing more lack of respect for him]]. But worst of all, is that when Leo gets back to his kingdom, there will be a mountain of backlogged issues for him to deal with there. He mentions that he saw a "paper Mount Everest" had formed and cast a shadow over Ky's desk, which invoked an OhCrap realization of what that could mean was waiting for him back home. So Leo called his staff and asked "has Mount Everest formed on my desk?". Leo's staff replied back with a laugh, noting "it's not Everest, it's the moon". Confused, Ellsworth ask what that even means. Leo explains while sad sounding music plays in the background, the staff's faces all showing confusion or pained annoyance at Leo's whining.
---> '''Leo:''' "You can climb a mountain with some hard work, but you can never reach the moon." That's what it means. [[LaughingMad Aha, ahahaha]]...
* In Rev 2's After Story B, Zato gives Venom some disguising tips so that he can live a free life outside of the Guild. What are these tips he gives, exactly? ''Cutting off his trademark bangs''. That's it. Even Venom himself seems to be in disbelief that it's all he needs to change in order to get by.
* '''After Story C.''' All of it. It's nigh-impossible to believe that this is actually canon and not a gag reel in the same vein as those found in ''Franchise/BlazBlue''. For context, Zappa and the others within the paranormal activities division are called in by Daryl, the Third King of Illyria, for an investigation. What are they investigating? How what was poised to become the world's biggest pudding ended up collapsing, and how the patissier of that pudding ended up missing. Then things get ''weird''.
** Turns out that Daryl [[SeriousBusiness takes pudding very seriously]].
-->'''Trey:''' It's as you said earlier, King Daryl. It's never wrong to verify someone's claims. And frankly, this conclusion isn't properly verified.\\
'''Daryl:''' Oh? And do you have better proof than what I've presented?\\
'''Trey:''' N-No, I'm not saying that, but...! But hasn't this topic run its course? It was just pudding-\\
'''Daryl:''' '''''JUST''''' '''PUDDING?!'''
* If you have Elphelt set as your system voice and proceed to pick her for a match, she gets... very excited.
-->'''Elphelt:''' Elphelt- wait...''You're gonna pick me?! [[{{Squee}} OH MY GOD!!!!]]''
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* [[https://youtu.be/nxkiUM4KSUQ&ab_channel=tokeru Someone at Anime Expo 2009]] asked the series director Daisuke Ishiwatari to say '''GUNFLAME'''!! during his panel.
* Woshige's [[MemeticMutation infamous]] [[DontCelebrateJustYet pop-off]] [[https://youtu.be/3G8oHukH_pE at EVO 2015.]] The hilariously over-the-top reactions from the commentators just completely sell how much [[EpicFail he screwed up]] right on the edge of victory, and you can see even Woshige himself can only laugh at the end.
* At the end of a ''Rev 2'' match between Lostsoul and Kedako in [=CEOtaku=] 2018, Kedako gave Lostsoul [[https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveFunLardDancingBaby a very special gift]], to the amusement of cheering crowd.
* During [=CanadaCup=] in October 2018, a player named Initial T managed to beat Dogura, a known Japanese Guilty Gear tournament regular and the previous year's Canada Cup champion for ''Rev 2'', with an unusual choice of controller: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_irhlVNkKM a steering wheel]]. Amusingly, the people Initial T talked to during the tournament were disappointed that he was using it mostly as a normal gamepad due to its button layout instead of literally turning the steering wheel to make his character move.
* Community-run wiki Dustloop has a [[http://www.dustloop.com/wiki/index.php?title=GGXRD-R/Bedman#Normal_Moves rather hilarious memorial]] of Bedman's [=6H=] (Forward-Heavy Slash) normal attack that ended up getting nerfed in ''Revelator''.
* [=YouTuber=] [=GekkoSquirrel=] created a video trying to analyze the meaning behind the character themes in ''-STRIVE-'' (up to Testament) and concluded that [[https://youtu.be/4VzRhScn0rs?t=1361 Anji's theme, "Rock Parade", was about how much Anji loves and wants the best for Baiken]], but couldn't resist putting a funny spin on it and labelling it: "POV: Anji's Yelling This At You While You Try To Kill Him".
--> '''[=GekkoSquirrel=] (as Anji):''' "I went to a fair with a really cute girl, and it was like a date, and we danced, and we had mochi, we stayed up till really late, but it was just us two, and I fucking love her, dude! She changed my life and I need to tell her! -gross sobbing-"
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* YouTuber [=GekkoSquirrel=] created a video trying to analyze the meaning behind the character themes in ''-STRIVE-'' (up to Testament) and concluded that [[https://youtu.be/4VzRhScn0rs?t=1361 Anji's theme, "Rock Parade", was about how much Anji loves and wants the best for Baiken]], but couldn't resist putting a funny spin on it and labelling it: "POV: Anji's Yelling This At You While You Try To Kill Him".

** Sin calling the [[RatedMForManly muscular]] and fangirl-bait Sol Badguy "old man," because it's true anyway. Sol is over 170 years old.