History Funny / GotrekAndFelix

--> Gotrek: He says the manling’s not here. That he’s in this place everyone keeps going on about called Hammerhal.
--> [[spoiler: Snorri]]: Hammerhal? Never heard of it.
--> Gotrek: (matter-of-factly) That’s because you’re an imbecile, [[spoiler: Snorri]].
--> [[spoiler: Snorri]]: ... Oh yes.

--> Gotrek: You know what I fail to recall ever seeing in the great halls of my ancestors?
--> Jordaius: ... a vast chasm drenched in infernal flame?
--> Gotrek: (genuinely surprised) Aye!

*** This gets funnier when you consider what may be running away. There is nothing funnier then a Gargant fleeing in terror from Gotrek screaming "This ain't right" while Gotrek chases shouting for the Gargant to "Face death like a dwarf".

*** This gets funnier when you consider what may be running away. There is nothing funnier in my mind then a Gargant fleeing in terror from Gotrek screaming "This ain't right" while Gotrek chases shouting for the Gargant to "Face death like a dwarf".

This scene is made all the more funny when the watchmen turn up and find Gotrek and Felix covered in human blood and feathers but otherwise unharmed surrounded by 11 dead bodies. Their excuse: ‘We defended ourselves.’For some reason the watchman leader is less then inclined to believe them.

** Thanks to him being an absolute blender in close combat, the opposing player is probably actively moving anything valuable away from him. You can just imagine Gotrek's rage at this.

'''Gotrek''': But sometimes your suggestions have merit.

** Zabbai, the undead mummy, calmly mentioning that if she were still alive she wouldn't mind taking Felix as a consort. Then commenting that he wouldn't last very long but that it would be memorable nonetheless (implying she was such a sexhound in life that, at best, she'd soon get bored of him or at worst ''[[DeathBySex kill him with exhaustion]]'' - [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} or a crushed pelvis]]). Then Gotrek spends the rest of the book [[ShipperOnDeck encouraging him to go for it anyway...]]

* "the Grey Lord" who was behind everything has this to say when he learns Gotrek's returned:

** This throwaway line has to count as well:

** While in Marienburg, Gotrek And Felix find themselves fighting a pair of hired goons. One would assume that the two thugs would be mincemeat. Instead, they seize a wide piece of furniture and use it to push the protagonists out a window and into the river below. That's right; after facing down giants, dragons, greater demons, and every nasty thing the ultimate CrapsackWorld can throw at them, our titular duo got their asses handed to them by a pair of mooks ''wielding a couch''.

** Later on in the book, the animosity between Gotrek and Prince Hamnir comes to a head when Gotrek insinuates that Hamnir's father was an elf. Hamnir stops everything to challenge Gotrek to a fistfight, confident in his victory in spite of Felix and everyone else present believing otherwise. The end result?

** Gotrek goes on to explain that he sees that kind of thing so often in the Mortal Realms that he'd assumed it was normal, thus his suprise that Jordaius guessed correctly.