History Funny / GodOfWarPS4

*** Baldur confused Kratos for his dead wife, Faye. This means it's possible - and highly likely - that Faye ''had a giant beard, like Kratos'', for Baldur to make the mistake.

--> '''Sindri''': Hey, did you hear? Magni, the Aesir god, son of Thor? Dead! I know! Now Modi's on a rampage across Midgard, looking for the killer, swearing that once he finds him he'll-- [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Oh shit, that was you guys, wasn't it?]]

** And for Norse mythology buffs, it calls to mind [[TricksterArchetype Loki,]] famous for his shapeshifting. Which makes the line [[ForeShadowing predictive]] and [[GeniusBonus ingenious;]] because Atreus ''is'' Loki.

--> '''Kratos''': Now head, why did you not tell us Baldur is the son of Freya?
--> '''Mimir''': He IS! It's shocking every time I hear it and yet obviously I know it. But when I think of Baldur and Freya, I...
--> '''Atreus''': Mimir?
--> '''Mimir''': Yes, lad?
--> '''Kratos''': ''(chuckle)'' Freya.

** When Mimir explains how, when the giants gave him his bifrost eyes, [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy he got so drunk]] to dull the pain that he tried to convince them to [[TooMuchInformation put the bifrost crystals in his nipples]].

'''Kratos''': Hmm.

* As Kratos prepares to [[spoiler:enter the Light of Alfheim]], he offers Atreus his axe to defend himself while he's gone.

'''Atreus''' ''[imitating Kratos' voice]'': It isn't our concern, head.\\

* Also in Tyr's vault, what prevents Atreus from seeing the vase depicting Kratos' past as the bloodthirsty Ghost of Sparta before Kratos smashes it? Him stumbling around, wearing an Egyptian helmet too big for his head.

** [[MoodWhiplash And then he takes it off and sees one shard that left the image of the Ghost of Sparta ''still'' intact...]]
** Not to mention the way Kratos throws the vase onto the floor right when Atreus asks him if he found anything. You almost expect him to hurriedly say "No! right before smashing it.

'''Kratos''': Hmm.
* Baldur confuses Kratos for his dead wife, Faye. This means it's possible - and highly likely - that Faye ''had a giant beard, like Kratos'', for Baldur to make the mistake.

'''Kratos''': Hmm.

* When Kratos has Mimir talk to the World Serpent, Mimir clears his voice by howling "Aaaaa-wooooooo" at him. A few seconds later, he speaks a word that, through some brilliant animation, you practically see Jörmungandr giving a "'The fu*k'd you say?!" expression towardss our heroes, making Mimir go [[OhCrap "Oh dear!"]] and correct himself to finally calm him. Atreus questions afterwards why Jörmungandr seemed mad at that time, with Mimir explaining that he accidentally said Atreus and Kratos were ''friends'' of Odin.

'''Mimir''': Uh... shit.\\

'''Atreus''' [imitating Kratos' voice]: It isn't our concern, head.\\

'''Atreus''': Uh, okay?\\

'''Mimir''': You’re enjoying this aren’t you?\\

--->'''Kratos''': And let you miss this? No.\\

-->'''Atreus''': Hey, Brok! We met a new friend, Mimir!\\
'''Brok/Mimir''': ''[deadpan]'' We've met before.\\
'''Atreus''': Did something happen between you two?\\
'''Brok/Mimir''' He knows what happened. [[NoYou I know?! YOU know!]]\\
'''Kratos''': Enough! This is pointless.\\
'''Atreus''': You know what? Sorry for bringing it up.

* After Sindri and Brok patch things up, they still will be seen alone at their individual shops. When Atreus asks Sindri why he's outside, Sindri replies he's 'getting some fresh air', clarifying that Brok smells like a 'fetid dung heap'. But due to being able to trigger these lines during any shop, Sindri can say this in Niflheim, where most of the realm is covered in horrible, poisonous fog, implying Brok smells ''worse''.

** Before this, Mimir offers to stay behind, not wanting to bother them during such a heartwarming yet private moment. Kratos orders the dwarves to watch over him. Sindri, as usual, becomes sick while Brok has a sly grin on his face. [[OhCrap Mimir becomes horrified]]. When Kratos and Atreus return, Mimir is on the floor, angrily demanding them to take him anywhere away from the dwarves! What exactly happened? Apparently, they took an "uncomfortable amount of measurements" and then proceeded to bicker about the weather.

* When Kratos has Mimir talk to the World Serpent, Mimir clears his voice by howling "Aaaaa-wooooooo" at him. A few seconds later, he speaks a word that, through some brilliant animation, you practically see Jörmungandr getting a "'The fu*k you say?!" expression before Mimir's next words results in Jörmungandr looking like he's about to attack, making Mimir go [[OhCrap "Oh dear!"]] and correct himself to finally calm him. Atreus questions afterwards why Jörmungandr seemed mad at that time, with Mimir explaining that he accidentally said Atreus and Kratos were ''friends'' of Odin.

-->'''Mimir''': (laughing) Almost talked them into it too... Can you imagine? Mimir of the Bifrost Teats! (Laughing) Those were the days...\\

-->'''Mimir''': (laughing) Almost talked them into it too... Can you imagine? Mimir of the Bifrost Teats!\\
'''Atreus''': [[BrainBleach Ewww.]]

* When Kratos has Mimir talk to the World Serpent, Mimir clears his voice by howling "Aaaaa-wooooooo" at him. A few seconds later, he speaks a word that, through some brilliant animation, you practically see Jörmungandr getting a "What'd you say?!" expression before Mimir's next words results in Jörmungandr looking like he's about to attack, making Mimir go [[OhCrap "Oh dear!"]] and correct himself to finally calm him. Atreus questions afterwards why Jörmungandr seemed mad at that time, with Mimir explaining that he accidentally said Atreus and Kratos were ''friends'' of Odin.

* Near the end of the Story Trailer, Kratos and his son are able to face what appears to be some unknown monster when Artreus asks his father if he can kill something "that big." Kratos, who's fought Titans the size of skyscrapers and killed the entire [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek Pantheon]], looks at his son and, thanks to the light reflecting on his eye, it looks like he's giving the audience an AsideGlance.

* Also in Tyr's vault, what prevents Atreus from seeing the vase depicting Kratos' past as the bloodthirsty Ghost of Sparta before Kratos smashes it? Him wearing an Egyptian helmet too big for his head.

-> '''Atreus''': BAD IDEAAAAAA!!!

'''Ratatoskr''': [sounding ''utterly'' disgusted]: You... two... ''suck'' at this.

--> '''Kratos:''' The ''boy''.
--> '''Mimir:''' Just having some fun, you big grump.

-->'''Kratos''': They wager on a race between them. The hare is too confident of victory, and foolish, while the tortoise is steady, and disciplined. The tortoise wins.
-->'''Atreus''': You haven't told a lot of stories, have you?

--->'''Atreus:''' He should say "Sure, I'll walk forward as soon as you show me how!"
--->'''Kratos:''' ([[NotSoAboveItAll awkwardly]]) Yes. He did say that. That was the story.

-->'''Atreus''': What happened to him?
-->'''Kratos''': [[MathematiciansAnswer It died]].
-->'''Atreus''': Uh, okay?

-->'''Atreus''': Another Valkyrie.
-->'''Mimir''': Maybe we should do something.
-->'''Atreus''' [imitating Kratos' voice]: It isn't our concern, head.
-->'''Kratos''': Watch it, boy.
-->'''Atreus''': What, it's not what you were going to say?
-->'''Kratos''': ...Maybe.

* Freya and Kratos had a falling out once it was revealed that Freya's a god. When Kratos returns and demands an audience, Freya's response is "I'm still a God, go away!" in the most petulant voice imaginable for a goddess.

* One shade offers to reunite Kratos and Atreus with Faye should they gather the bones of the shade's wife. This gets Atreus very hopeful at seeing his mother again, while Kratos doubts the shade's ability and intentions. When the quest is done, it turns out the shade meant they would be TogetherInDeath with Faye, leading to a predictable fight and this exchange:
-->'''Atreus:''' Go on, say it. "I told you so."
-->'''Kratos:''' I told you so.
-->'''Atreus:''' (''Imitating Kratos' deep voice'') "You are naive, foolish boy".
-->'''Kratos:''' (''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny Clearly trying not to laugh]]'') [[BrutalHonesty This is true as well]]. But do not take your disappointment out on me, boy. Take it as a lesson.
-->'''Atreus:''' Yes, sir.

-->'''Brok''': What do you mean? I ate her. Crapped bits of 'er out just a while ago.
-->'''Atreus''': (disgusted) What is wrong with you?
-->'''Brok''': What? Her milk ran dry.
-->'''Atreus''': She was your friend!
-->'''Brok''' Then she'll be happy I'm so well fed.

-->'''Atreus''': Hey, Brok! We met a new friend, Mimir!
-->'''Brok/Mimir''': (deadpanned) We've met before.
-->'''Atreus''': Did something happen between you two?
-->'''Brok/Mimir''' He knows what happened. [[NoYou I know?! YOU know!]]
-->'''Kratos''': Enough! This is pointless.
-->'''Atreus''': You know what? Sorry for bringing it up.

-->'''Atreus''': Sindri, have you met Mimir?
-->'''Sindri''': If you mean the head that is blinking at me, please keep it far away from me.
-->'''Mimir''': Nice to see you again too, Sindri. (beat) Nob.

* After Sindri and Brok patch things up, they still will be seen alone at their individual shops. When Atreus asks Sindri why he's outside, Sindri replies he's 'getting some fresh air', clarifying that Brok smells like a 'fetid dung heap'. But due to being able to trigger these lines during any shop, Sindri can say this in Niflheim, where most of the realm is covered in horrible, poisonous fog. Implying Brok smells worse.