History Funny / GoblinSlayerAbridged

--> '''Priestess''': We don't have to do goblin-slaying! We can do other things! Would fixing up your armor make you feel better?

--> '''Goblin Slayer''': ''*makes Goblin Slayer noises*''

* [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles contain several hidden gems]], such as: *Priestess having an emotional breakdown*, *GS having the time of his life*, *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*, *BIG SNIFF*, *Monk girl turning bland and spiceless.*, *Priestess still having an emotional breakdown*, *Gae Bolg*, *[=GoblinSlaying=] Boner arises*, and more.

* While Goblin Slayer was dead, Lizard Priest wanted to eat him in accordance with his traditions and use his bones as a new skeletal minion, but was drugged to the floor by "sleepy cheese". He asks Goblin Slayer multiple times if he still wants to reconsider death.

* The rematch against the Goblins goes much smoother, with a montage of switching back and forth between Dwarf Shaman throwing rocks, Lizard Priest and Goblin Slayer throwing projectiles, High Elf Archer firing arrows, and Priestess... looking up multiple times. One transition even has a StylisticSuck animation of her dabbing as the carnage goes on.

* The reason the group fought the Beholder? High Elf Archer wanting the bragging rights that came with defeating such a foe.

* On a more meta note, the fact the Beholder's crazed ranting, anger, and paranoia are completely in line with the insanity of ''Dungeons and Dragons'' Beholders.

* After Goblin Slayer's YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre speech and his flashbacks, Priestess eats her entire bowl of ice cream at once, bowl and all, and promptly gets brain freeze.

-->'''Beholder:''' '''These sons of bitches talking about me? I might not have ears, but I can read lips! Fuck, they're speaking Common. I don't know common. Fuck! WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! Okay.'''
---> Also it's verbal tic of screaming, '''"HELLO?"''', which was also it's FamousLastWords.

-->'''Beholder:''' These sons of bitches talking about me? I might not have ears, but I can read lips! Fuck, they're speaking Common. I don't know common. Fuck! WHAT'S THAT SOUND?! Okay.

* [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles contain several hidden gems]], such as: *Priestess having an emotional breakdown*, *GS having the time of his life*, *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*, *BIG SNIFF*, *Monk girl turning bland and spiceless.*, *Pristess still having an emotional breakdown*, *Gae Bolg*, *GoblinSlaying Boner arises.* and more.

* Goblin Slayer Junior (the bird), according to High Elf Archer, ate a ton of seeds and has never been fatter. [[MyTomcatIsPregnant Junior is also apparently a girl]], because she laid an egg, meaning that Goblin Slayer "is gonna become a grandpa".

* Goblin Slayer Junior (the bird), according to High Elf Archer, ate a ton of seeds and has never been fatter. Junior is also apparently a girl, because she laid an egg, meaning that Goblin Slayer "is gonna become a grandpa".

* Goblin Slayer Junior (the bird), according to High Elf Archer, ate a ton of seeds and has never been fatter. Junior is also apparently a girl, because she laid an egg, meaning there's going to be a new GS before too long.

* Lizard Priest wanted to eat Goblin Slayer and use his bones as a new skeletal minion, but was drugged to the floor by "sleepy cheese". He asks Goblin Slayer multiple times if he still wants to reconsider death.

* The first shop they head to is an armor shop. Priestess wants to have her chain shirt fixed, but the blacksmith is acting like a bit of a creeper. So Goblin Slayer decides to have a free "fitting". That involves taking off his clothes, jumping right over the counter and thoroughly freaking the blacksmith out.

* The first shop they head to is an armor shop. Priestess wants to have her chain shirt fixed, but the blacksmith is acting like a bit of a creeper. So Goblin Slayer decides to have a free "fitting". That involves taking off his armor, jumping right over the counter and thoroughly freaking the blacksmith out.

* When Goblin Slayer speaks without his helmet, he has a deep but normal pitched voice which Priestess comments on (and which is quite similar to Canon!Goblin Slayer). Then he puts the helmet on mid-sentence, and his tone returns to the normal deranged screeching we've come to know.
-->'''Priestess:''' Are you sure you're okay? Any open wounds? Internal bleeding? Boo-boos of any size?
-->'''goblin slayer''' [''armor on but still helmetless'']: It's fine. I'm fine.
-->'''Priestess:''' Uh...are you sure? You seem quieter than usual.
-->'''goblin slayer:''' I don't know what you're talking about. I'm the --
-->[''puts helmet back on'']
-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' -- SAME OLD, GOOD OLD GOBLIN SLAYER! AND I SLAY GAAAAWWWWWWBLINS!

* When Goblin Slayer speaks without his helmet, he has a deep but normal pitched voice which Priestess comments on (and which is quite similar to Canon!Goblin Slayer. Then he puts the helmet on mid-sentence, and his tone returns to the normal deranged screeching we've come to know.

-->'''goblin slayer''' [''armor on but still helmetless''] It's fine. I'm fine.

* [[FunWithSubtitles The subtitles contain several hidden gems]], such as: *Pristess having an emotional breakdown*, *GS having the time of his life*, *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*, *BIG SNIFF*, *Monk girl turning bland and spiceless.*, *Pristess still having an emotional breakdown*, *Gae Bolg*, *GoblinSlaying Boner arises.* and more.

-->'''Goblin Slayer:''' Congratulations, you just passed your first goblin test. Only goblins drink their own piss. ''(disgustedly)'' Vile creatures. I don't like 'em. Hate 'em. Hate '''GOBLINS'''. HATE 'EM! ''(screams out while shaking his fists)''

* When Goblin Slayer speaks without his helmet, he has a deep but normal pitched voice which Priestess comment on. Then he puts the helmet on mid-sentence, and his tone returns to the normal deranged screech we've come to know.

--> '''Goblin Slayer''': I like treats! Fine....