History Funny / GhostReconWildlands

** In her video on [[DumbassDJ DJ Perico]], she rubs in how much he is both [[TheFriendNobodyLikes incredibly annoying]] and a complete fuckup when it comes to fighting (most notably during his first mission as a [[ProfessionalKiller sicario hitman]], where he sprays point-blank at two guys sitting in a truck GangstaStyle, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and still completely missed both of them, only riddling a stop sign and a dog across the street instead]])

** The kicker is that El Sueño sounds more like a parent who is ''so'' done with the dumb shit a son does that affects his business instead of a ruthless cartel boss.

* In Operation Silent Spade, you find out while interrogating a cartel lieutenant that [[spoiler: Santa Blanca made off with enough uranium from the Russian helicopter to build a dirty bomb and send it to Barvechos.]] This is horrifying enough, but how exactly do the Ghosts find out about it? [[spoiler: The manager's tablet has a sicario taking a happy selfie with said dirty bomb.]]

** Similarly, two of Arturo Rey's sicarios have a casual conversation while delivering Arturo's [[spoiler: explosives]]. First we learn that one of them has committed the great sin of using Santa Muerte's leg (implied to be an actual skeleton's leg in this case) to ''unclog his toilet''. No surprise that his pet parrot died the next day. Then they discuss their plans for the apocalypse. One prefers to visit his mother, the other plans to survive in Antarctica.

* The transition from ending cutscene to post-game free roam can be this, unintentionally. After the cutscene, the game transitions outdoors and due to her presence being cutscene-only, [[spoiler:Bowman]] disappears ... leaving the Ghosts to fight off one last angry horde of sicarios. This is made even ''funnier'' in the context of the game's GoldenEnding where [[spoiler:El Sueno makes a deal with the Department of Justice for immunity and Bowman leaves with him to take him in to her bosses]] and the same situation occurs.

* El Sueno's harsh words for La Plaga in one of his narrative videos:
-->'''Sueno:''' Are you too busy chasing pussy on the internet to do your fucking job? Or is fucking your job?\\
'''La Plaga:''' ...No jefe.
** What made Sueno angry? La Plaga posing with an assault rifle and a massive pile on cash on Twitter, with the hashtag [=sbcAllDay=], apparently in an effort to get girls.

* While traveling through the map it won't be unusual for other [=AI=] drivers to ram into your current vehicle (or the other way around). When this happens, normally stoic Weaver can yell in a ''very'' frustrated tone, and in rapid succession, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!", pretty much just like any player. Sometimes Weaver also has another much less subdued reaction, which is a very annoyed "AAARGH!". Midas also has a funny reaction: a startled "Christ almighty!"

--->'''Nomad''': [=VIPs=] have bugged out. Building is wrecked.
--->'''Holt''': The Sapper Daddy is pleased with our offering.

-->'''Alvaro:''' I will eat the penguins. I will drink the ice water. I will use the trees for fuel.\\

--> Availability: Jose is always available to test the production.\\
Dependability: Jose has high tolerance to our product consumption.\\
Initiative: Jose has low initiative for everything that is not testing products.\\
Job knowledge: Jose generally understands the main processes of production.\\
Productiveness: Jose has met his main goals for the period.\\
Reliability: Jose is always reliable even when he has hard tested the final product.

'''Nomad:''' (sounding very American) Speak for yourself. [[BlatantLies Mi accent is perfecto.]]\\

* While travelling through the map it won't be unusual for the other [=AI=] drivers to ram into your current vehicle. When this happens, normally stoic Weaver can yell in a ''very'' frustrated tone, and in rapid succession, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!", pretty much just like any player. Sometimes Weaver also has another much less subdued reaction, which is a very annoyed "AAARGH!"

* Upon killing the [[BonusBoss Predator]], the players has to escape the selfdestruct blast. On solo, only you are required to escape. Your AI teammates will ALWAYS get caught on the blast- almost as a way to give you a laugh for completing a hard mission.

** In her video on [[DumbassDJ DJ Perico]], she rubs in how much he is both [[TheFriendNobodyLikes incredibly annoying]], [[WhatAnIdiot and a complete fuckup]] (most notably during his first mission as a [[ProfessionalKiller sicario hitman]], where he sprays point-blank at two guys sitting in a truck GangstaStyle, [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy and still completely missed both of them, only riddling a stop sign and a dog across the street instead]])

--> '''Nomad:''' You know that headquarters is going to have us piss in a cup as soon as we get back. ''(sounding more like an angry parent than a squad leader)'' You are not having any coca.\\

'''Holt:''' We're so fucked.

* While travelling through the map it won't be unusual for the other [=AI=] drivers to ram into your current vehicle. When this happens, normally stoic Weaver can yell in a ''very'' frustrated tone, and in rapid succession, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!", pretty much just like any player. Sometimes Weaver also has another much less subdued reaction, which is a very annoyed "AAARGH!".

* While travelling through the map it won't be unusual for the other [=AI=] drivers to ram into your current vechile and when this happens Weaver can yell in a ''very'' frustrated tone, and in rapid succession, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!", pretty much just like any player. Sometimes Weaver also has another much less subdued reaction, comparatively speaking, which is a very annoyed "Aaaargh!".

** In Bowman's video on El Chido, the narcocorrido singer, the video is scored with an actual in-game narcocorrido, and Bowman completely {{Fangirl}}s out to both [[TheCasanova El Chido]] ([[FoeYay exuding a passionate lust for him despite him working for Los Santos Blancos]]), and narcocorrido music in general (saying it's the modern GangstaRap, and that if the Ghosts don't like it, [[SeriousBusiness they are complete pussies who are getting kicked off her Christmas list]])

* While travelling through the map it won't be unusual for the other [=AI=] drivers to ram into your current vehile and when this happens Weaver can yell in a ''very'' frustrated tone, and in rapid succession, "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!", pretty much just like any player.

'''Holt:''' Your...bear? Like a teddy bear?\\

--> '''Nomad:''' You know that headquarters is going to have us piss in a cup as soon as we get back. You are not having any coca.\\
'''Holt:''' But the altitude! ''(Taking a deep breath between each word)'' It's...getting...hard...to...breath.\\
'''Nomad:''' Shut up.

* Nidia Flores's daughter Valeria is understandably quite frightened of El Sueno, but her reason might surprise you. Is it because he's big and scary? Because he traffics children just like her? Because he'll ruthlessly murder the innocent young girl along with her parents to punish them for failing him? No, she's scared of him because ''he's bald''. Nomad (who can be customized with a shaved head) isn't amused and even sounds a little offended.

-->'''El Pozolero:''' It's not what you think. I'm not overly afraid of the dark, but Pepito will think I'm cheating on him. Nidia Flores once gave me a girafa azul, and Pepito said the nastiest things to him. I had to spank him. Pepito, that is, not the giraffe.

-->'''El Pozolero:''' Nidia Flores once gave me a girafa azul, and Pepito said the nastiest things to him. I had to spank him. Pepito, that is, not the giraffe.

--->'''Nomad:''' Hey, there's nothing wrong with not having hair.

* Nidia Flores's daughter Valeria is understandably quite frightened of El Sueno, but her reason might surprise you. Is it because he's big and scary? Because he traffics children just like her? Because he'll ruthlessly murder the innocent young girl along with her parents to punish them for failing him? No, she's scared of him because ''he's bald''.

'''Midas:''' Shut up.

* The transition from ending cutscene to post-game free roam can be this, unintentionally. After the cutscene, the game transitions outdoors and due to her presence being cutscene-only, [[spoiler:Bowman]] disappears ... leaving the Ghosts to fight off an angry horde of SB goons. This is made even ''funnier'' in the context of the game's GoldenEnding where [[spoiler:El Sueno makes a deal with the Department of Justice for immunity and Bowman leaves with him to take him in to her bosses]] and the same situation occurs.

* In the ''Future Soldier'' crossover, you find out while interrogating a cartel lieutenant that [[spoiler: Santa Blanca made off with enough uranium from the Russian helicopter to build a dirty bomb and send it to Barvechos.]] This is horrifying enough, but how exactly do the Ghosts find out about it? [[spoiler: The manager's tablet has a sicario taking a happy selfie with said dirty bomb.]]
* They are real nasty torturers, but La Yuri and El Polito do have their funny moments. Such as the fact that [[SickeninglySweethearts they are not subtle about being a couple.]] Not in the slightest.

** When finally discovering them and their underground torture chamber, La Yuri reveals after torturing another poor victim that she wants to have a baby...[[InsaneTrollLogic because she wanted to cuddle the victim at one point mid-session]] (with the poor guy having to listen to all this the entire time.)

* When in Koana and hijacking a SB truck to sneak into an important truck depot: