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** [[TheCameo Not just any man, mind you]] - [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce it's Carl]].
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** [[TheCameo Not just any man, mind you]] - [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce it's Carl]].Carl]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWD-Tjmoeus The entire interview between OG Loc and Lazlow in San Andreas:]]
-->'''Lazlow:''' Look, I don't know what you said but.. uh... this ought to calm me down... I brought you some malt liquor.\\
'''OG Loc:''' You's a BUSTA fool. Lucky I don't hang you out the window, or turn you out, 'cause I'm also a '''pimp'''. Including dudes, I'll pimp ANYTHING, ya hear me?\\
'''Lazlow:''' Dude! I hear ya loud and clear man, you will pimp anything. Listen, how many hot women need a man? 'Cause I mean, it's always been a dream of mine to sleep with housewives.\\
'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU. DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWD-Tjmoeus The entire interview between OG Loc and Lazlow in San Andreas:]]
-->'''Lazlow:''' Look, I don't know what you said but.. uh... this ought to calm me down... I brought you some malt liquor.\\
'''OG Loc:''' You's a BUSTA fool. Lucky I don't hang you out the window, or turn you out, 'cause I'm also a '''pimp'''. Including dudes, I'll pimp ANYTHING, ya hear me?\\
'''Lazlow:''' Dude! I hear ya loud and clear man, you will pimp anything. Listen, how many hot women need a man? 'Cause I mean, it's always been a dream of mine to sleep with housewives.\\
'''OG Loc:''' [[NoIndoorVoice ARE. YOU. DISSIN. MY. HOES.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]].
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* Music/IggyPop on Liberty Rock Radio, full stop.
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* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from [=DJing FLyLo=] FM to answer some callers:
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* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from [=DJing FLyLo=] FM to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-57Ciik11c answer some callers:callers]]:
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* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''GTA Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
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* Maurice Chavez's Just about every second put to the airwaves of "Pressing Issues" radio show Issues with Maurice Chavez" on VCPR. His guests are lunatics, and Maurice grows increasingly frustrated with them. You know you are in ''GTA Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly for a good time when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:[[DeathSeeker death-obsessed]] goth is the most normal guest on his show.
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* From an action movie trailer in ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnapped your wife!\\
But I'm not married!\\
You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''
-->"They kidnapped your wife!\\
But I'm not married!\\
You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''
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* From an action movie trailer in ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnappedThe ''Exploder'' commercial but specially this bit:
-->'''Some Guy:''' "Tim! They've got yourwife!\\
Butwife!"
-->'''Tim:''' "But I'm notmarried!\\
Youmarried!"
-->'''Some Guy:''' "You are now!'''TO AMERICA!''''''[[EagleLand TO AMERICA!]]'''"
* The Personal Norse Power Program:
** [[StrawMisogyny On women]]:
--> '''Thor:''' "Treasure awaits you but beware of your women folk, treachery is deep within her. By the coming of the spring, she shall be no more."
** Relationship advice:
--> '''Woman:''' "Can you give my husband and I advise to keep things hot in the bedroom?"
--> '''Thor:''' "Take a longboat and twenty of your finest men. Head to where the sun sets. There you will find a village. Pillage, plunder and burn all that you find."
* V-Rock:
--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cos I'm harcore."
-->"They kidnapped
-->'''Some Guy:''' "Tim! They've got your
But
-->'''Tim:''' "But I'm not
You
-->'''Some Guy:''' "You are now!
* The Personal Norse Power Program:
** [[StrawMisogyny On women]]:
--> '''Thor:''' "Treasure awaits you but beware of your women folk, treachery is deep within her. By the coming of the spring, she shall be no more."
** Relationship advice:
--> '''Woman:''' "Can you give my husband and I advise to keep things hot in the bedroom?"
--> '''Thor:''' "Take a longboat and twenty of your finest men. Head to where the sun sets. There you will find a village. Pillage, plunder and burn all that you find."
* V-Rock:
--> '''Lazlow:''' "Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now or is that Love fist ''is'' in town? Whatever, I flunked school 'cos I'm harcore."
* An advert for San Andreas Telephone in SA:
-->'''Caller''': Hello, is Mark there?\\
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...\\
'''Caller''': Nine months?\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background.]''.
-->'''Caller''': Hello, is Mark there?\\
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...\\
'''Caller''': Nine months?\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background.]''.
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* An advert for San Andreas Telephone in SA:
-->'''Caller''': Hello, is Mark there?\\
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...\\
'''Caller''': Nine months?\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background.]''.
-->'''Caller''': Hello, is Mark there?\\
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...\\
'''Caller''': Nine months?\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background.]''.
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* An advert for San Andreas Telephone in SA:
-->'''Caller''': Hello,The Talk Radio Station. Oh my god, is Mark there?\\
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How canit hilarious.
-->'''Radio Cook:''' Iforget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard don't judge people...well, not white people.
* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break fromyou in, uh...[=DJing FLyLo=] FM to answer some callers:
-->'''Flying Lotus:''' Let's go to the phones real quick.\\
'''Caller''': Nine months?\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying'''Man:''' Yeah I'm callin' in the background.]''.to request... uh... any music, that ain't this. ''Stop playing everything that you been playing'' because your music sounds like a dumpster rollin' down five flights o' stairs!
** [[TheCameo Not just any man, mind you]] - [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce it's Carl]].
-->'''Caller''': Hello,
'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''': It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?\\
'''Mark''': Yeah! How can
-->'''Radio Cook:''' I
* [[CaptainMurphy Flying Lotus]] takes a break from
-->'''Flying Lotus:''' Let's go to the phones real quick.\\
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying
** [[TheCameo Not just any man, mind you]] - [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce it's Carl]].
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-->'''Caller:''' We all know it's common knowledge; polio's like a snake bite. You just suck out the poison. People in wheelchairs are quitters!
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-->'''Caller:''' We all know it's common knowledge; polio's like a snake bite. You just suck out the poison. People in wheelchairs are quitters!quitters!\\
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-->'''Trevor:''' Ron, you there? You better not put me on your show you fucking prick or I'll drink the blood from your still pumping veins!\\
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-->'''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.
-->'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!
-->'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!
-->'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?
-->'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
-->'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!
-->'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!
-->'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?
-->'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
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-->'''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.
-->'''Lazlo:'''everything.\\
'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone wasinvented.
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:'''invented.\\
'''Protestor:''' LIAR!\\
'''Lazlo:''' You're theliar!
-->'''Protestor:'''liar!\\
'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants onfire!
-->'''Lazlo:'''fire!\\
'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three yearsold?
-->'''Protestor:'''old?\\
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
-->'''Lazlo:'''
'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:'''
'''Protestor:''' LIAR!\\
'''Lazlo:''' You're the
-->'''Protestor:'''
'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on
-->'''Lazlo:'''
'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years
-->'''Protestor:'''
'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
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-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
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-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"Butwife!\\
But I'm notmarried!"
-->"Youmarried!\\
You are now! '''TOAMERICA!'''"AMERICA!'''
-->"But
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-->"You
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--> '''Lazlow''': ''Hello, caller, you're on the air! Are you sane? Are you a sane caller?''
--> '''Caller''': ''Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''K-killer bees.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Yes! Killer bees! Did you know that if the current migration north continues, we will be dead in three years? Do you want to become a bee supper? I don't. That's why we must act now! Killer bees'' must ''be stopped!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''I wonder why more people aren't talking about this. I mean, killer bees swarming; it sounds pretty serious.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]
--> Topped only by the realization that what he thought was Tibet was actually Wales
--> '''Caller''': ''Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''K-killer bees.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Yes! Killer bees! Did you know that if the current migration north continues, we will be dead in three years? Do you want to become a bee supper? I don't. That's why we must act now! Killer bees'' must ''be stopped!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''I wonder why more people aren't talking about this. I mean, killer bees swarming; it sounds pretty serious.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]
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-->
'''Caller''':
-->
'''Lazlow''':
-->
'''Caller''':
-->
'''Lazlow''':
-->
'''Caller''':
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365
-->
* These bits from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYX_HIVCVJQ Blaine Country Community Hour]]''.
-->'''Caller:''' We all know it's common knowledge; polio's like a snake bite. You just suck out the poison. People in wheelchairs are quitters!
\\
-->'''Trevor:''' Ron, you there? You better not put me on your show you fucking prick or I'll drink the blood from your still pumping veins!\\
'''Ron:''' What a guy!
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--> '''Caller''': ''Hello, is Mark there?''
--> '''Mark''': ''...Yeah?''
--> '''Caller''': ''It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?''
--> '''Mark''': ''Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...''
--> '''Caller''': ''Nine months?''
--> ''Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background''.
--> '''Mark''': ''...Yeah?''
--> '''Caller''': ''It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?''
--> '''Mark''': ''Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...''
--> '''Caller''': ''Nine months?''
--> ''Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background''.
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'''Mark''': ...Yeah?\\
'''Caller''':
-->
'''Mark''':
--> '''Caller''': ''It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?''
--> '''Mark''': ''Yeah!
-->
'''Caller''':
--> ''Long
''[Long pause as a baby starts crying in the
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--> Topped only by the realization that what he thought was Tibet was actually Wales
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--> Topped only by the realization that what he thought was Tibet was actually WalesWales
* An advert for San Andreas Telephone in SA:
--> '''Caller''': ''Hello, is Mark there?''
--> '''Mark''': ''...Yeah?''
--> '''Caller''': ''It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?''
--> '''Mark''': ''Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...''
--> '''Caller''': ''Nine months?''
--> ''Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background''.
* An advert for San Andreas Telephone in SA:
--> '''Caller''': ''Hello, is Mark there?''
--> '''Mark''': ''...Yeah?''
--> '''Caller''': ''It's me, Shanon. We met at Jack's party?''
--> '''Mark''': ''Yeah! How can I forget, wow how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in, uh...''
--> '''Caller''': ''Nine months?''
--> ''Long pause as a baby starts crying in the background''.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]WATER]]
--> Topped only by the realization that what he thought was Tibet was actually Wales
--> Topped only by the realization that what he thought was Tibet was actually Wales
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--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''
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--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''over!''
*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]
*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mqyi0Iv2CdI#t=1365 DON'T YOU GO DISRESPECTING COCONUT WATER]]
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--> "HOW DO YOU LIKE AMERICA ''NOW'', MOTHERFUCKER?!"
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--> "HOW DO YOU LIKE AMERICA ''NOW'', MOTHERFUCKER?!"MOTHERFUCKER?!"
* In ''GTA III'', a person rings in bringing a warning...
--> '''Lazlow''': ''Hello, caller, you're on the air! Are you sane? Are you a sane caller?''
--> '''Caller''': ''Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''K-killer bees.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Yes! Killer bees! Did you know that if the current migration north continues, we will be dead in three years? Do you want to become a bee supper? I don't. That's why we must act now! Killer bees'' must ''be stopped!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''I wonder why more people aren't talking about this. I mean, killer bees swarming; it sounds pretty serious.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''
* In ''GTA III'', a person rings in bringing a warning...
--> '''Lazlow''': ''Hello, caller, you're on the air! Are you sane? Are you a sane caller?''
--> '''Caller''': ''Absolutely, Lazlow. [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Killer bees]]!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''K-killer bees.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Yes! Killer bees! Did you know that if the current migration north continues, we will be dead in three years? Do you want to become a bee supper? I don't. That's why we must act now! Killer bees'' must ''be stopped!''
--> '''Lazlow''': ''I wonder why more people aren't talking about this. I mean, killer bees swarming; it sounds pretty serious.''
--> '''Caller''': ''Ah -- but the killer bees are nothing compared to ants! You can't kill them. They are like sheep! They're going to take over!''
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--> '''Ryan''': "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads while Ryan continues coaxing him to stop*
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--> '''Ryan''': "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace *[[SoundtrackDissonance Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads while Ryan continues coaxing him to stop*
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--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to ''Just or Unjust'' with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
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--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to ''Just or Unjust'' with the Case of the Stolen Scratched Truck and the Underage Fuck!
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Due to the nature of every ShowWithinAShow in Grand Theft Auto, it can be argued that the entire concept is one Crowning Moment of Funny. Here are some specific ones though.
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Due to the nature of every ShowWithinAShow in Grand Theft Auto, it can be argued that the entire concept is one Crowning Moment of Funny. Here are some specific ones ones, though.
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-->'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! Ladies and gentlemen, it is complete pandemonium here on "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...
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* This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''GTA San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
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--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
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--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just ''Just or Unjust Unjust'' with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
Fuck!
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--> '''Ryan:''' "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads while Ryan continues coaxing him to stop*
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--> '''Ryan:''' '''Ryan''': "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads while Ryan continues coaxing him to stop*
stop*
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** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
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** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] Rangers]]. [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] And how]]. The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
-->Alien: '''Alien''': "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
]]"
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--> "You just can't argue with Music/DepecheMode. I've tried. You just can't do it. I asked [[FaceOfTheBand David Gaughan]] to move into my house. He said no."
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--> "You just can't argue with Music/DepecheMode. I've tried. You just can't do it. I asked [[FaceOfTheBand David Gaughan]] to move into my house. He said no.""
* Lazlow's [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Integrity 2.0]] interview with a Central American hot-dog vendor concludes with him seizing the guy by the back of the head and shoving his face into the water tank.
--> "HOW DO YOU LIKE AMERICA ''NOW'', MOTHERFUCKER?!"
* Lazlow's [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV Integrity 2.0]] interview with a Central American hot-dog vendor concludes with him seizing the guy by the back of the head and shoving his face into the water tank.
--> "HOW DO YOU LIKE AMERICA ''NOW'', MOTHERFUCKER?!"
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* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
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* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from From an action movie trailer in ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
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-->'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...
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-->'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this Ladies and gentlemen, it is complete pandemonium here on "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...
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* "Dragon Stance!"
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* "Dragon Stance!"Stance!"
* Sage from Radio X in ''San Andreas'' gives us this gem.
--> "You just can't argue with Music/DepecheMode. I've tried. You just can't do it. I asked [[FaceOfTheBand David Gaughan]] to move into my house. He said no."
* Sage from Radio X in ''San Andreas'' gives us this gem.
--> "You just can't argue with Music/DepecheMode. I've tried. You just can't do it. I asked [[FaceOfTheBand David Gaughan]] to move into my house. He said no."
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--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
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--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"]]"
* "Dragon Stance!"
* "Dragon Stance!"
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--> '''Ryan:''' "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads as Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
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--> '''Ryan:''' "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads as while Ryan continues to ask coaxing him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, first asking for Mason to calm down, than calmly saying this when Mason is unsure of who to drill as the show's running time is nearly over:
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* Everything about the The end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, first asking for Mason to calm down, than then calmly saying this when Mason is unsure of who to drill as the show's running time is nearly over:
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* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.
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* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.''GTA IV''.
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
--> '''Ryan:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
--> '''Ryan:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially first asking to for Mason to calm down, before than calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about unsure of who to drill:
drill as the show's running time is nearly over:
--> '''Ryan:'''I...I...know you're not messing around. I "I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Pleasant jingle plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while heads as Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
--> '''Ryan:'''
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--> '''Ryan:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
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--> '''Ryan:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant Pleasant jingle playing]] plays]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[TheComicallySerious nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[TheComicallySerious [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity [[TheComicallySerious nonchalant]] Ryan [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan McFallon, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Ryan McFallon, [=McFallon=], the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Mike Riley, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Mike Riley, Ryan McFallon, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
-->'''Mike:''' '''Ryan:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victims' heads, while Mike Ryan continues to ask him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the two other interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how nonchalant [[DissonantSerenity nonchalant]] Mike Riley, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GT IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into the heads of two other interviewees for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how nonchalant Mike Riley, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this:
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victim heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victim heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
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* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GT GTA IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into one of the heads of two other interviewees interviewees' head for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how nonchalant Mike Riley, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this:
this when Mason is hesitant about who to drill:
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills hisvictim victims' heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his
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* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
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* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.
** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
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** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
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* This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
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* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
* This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''GTA San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
* This snippet from Just or Unjust on
--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage
* Everything about the end of the Pacemaker talk show on PLR in GT IV. Waylon Mason, driven to RageBreakingPoint, whips out a drill with the intention of drilling into the heads of two other interviewees for testing his patience. What makes the scene is how nonchalant Mike Riley, the show's host, is throughout the entire situation, initially asking to Mason to calm down, before calmly saying this:
--> '''Mike:''' I...I...know you're not messing around. I tell you what, Mr. Mason, just drill them both, please. Just hurry up, because that's just about all the time for folks this week on the Pacemaker." *[[SoundtrackDissonace Cue pleasant jingle playing]] as Mason drills his victim heads, while Mike continues to ask him to stop*
* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.
** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
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Due to the nature of every ShowWithinAShow in Grand Theft Auto, it can be argued that the entire concept is one Crowning Moment of Funny. Here are some specific ones though.
* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
* In GTA 3, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mH0YomgAY Citizens Raging Against Phones]] group on Chatterbox is hilarious.
-->'''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.
-->'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!
-->'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!
-->'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?
-->'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!\\
'''Protestor:''' You shut up!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!\\
'''Protestor:''' Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial.
* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.
** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
-->'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...
* This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!
* The radio stations also contain some gems. One from ''Grand Theft Auto: Vice City'':
-->"They kidnapped your wife!"
-->"But I'm not married!"
-->"You are now! '''TO AMERICA!'''"
* The talk radio stations can be absolutely hilarious. This quote is from an interview segment with a cop in ''San Andreas:'' "Yeah I work undercover in a crackhouse. It's great, I get to smoke crack everyday! I even brought my wife undercover and made her a crackwhore! Say hi to the newsman, bitch!"
* In GTA 3, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0mH0YomgAY Citizens Raging Against Phones]] group on Chatterbox is hilarious.
-->'''Protestor:''' Liberty City was great, before phones ruined everything.
-->'''Lazlo:''' Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture, and three houses when the phone was invented.
-->'''Protestor:''' LIAR!
-->'''Lazlo:''' You're the liar!
-->'''Protestor:''' Liar, liar, pants on fire!
-->'''Lazlo:''' What are you? Are you three years old?
-->'''Protestor:''' Lazlo's a liar, Lazlo's a liar! I bet that isn't even your real name!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Shut up!\\
'''Protestor:''' You shut up!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Stupid!\\
'''Protestor:''' Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!\\
'''Lazlo:''' Ugh, we're going to commercial.
* Pretty much ''any'' time you turn on the TV in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto 4''.
** [[RefugeInAudacity The Republican Space Rangers,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice just dear god, the Republican Space Rangers.]] The following quote pretty much sums the whole [[ShowWithinAShow show]] up:
--> Alien: "Oh my god... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. A.]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Moron.]]"
* Maurice Chavez's "Pressing Issues" radio show in ''Vice City'' is probably the best thing in the game. Particularly when Pastor Richards shoots a nudist:
-->'''Maurice:''' ''Dios mio'', he shot him! T-There's blood and pubic hair all over the studio! I am sorry, this is "Pressing Issues" with your award-winning and soon-to-be-executed host Maurice Chavez...
* This snippet from Just or Unjust on GTAIV's WKTT
--> '''Announcer:''' Welcome back to Just or Unjust with the Case of the Stolen Truck and the Underage Fuck!