History Funny / Frasier

* The entire second half of "Ski Lodge," topped off by Frasier's perfect summation: [[spoiler:"Let me see if I can get this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and ''no one...was chasing me?'' See you at breakfast.]]

** For me it's the look of stunned awe on Niles's face when Daphne nonchalently grabs the live eel from the tank and kills it by swinging it by the tail and slamming it's head into the side of the table.

--> '''Frasier''': I AM NOT CRAZY! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a profesional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe?!

* In one of the episodes where Lilith comes back, and Martin knocks on the front door and asks Frasier in a bad whisper- "Is the witch gone yet?" and sees her over Fraiser's shoulder. "Oh, Lilith! I was just asking Frasier- is my twitch gone yet?" Complete with very bad fake facial tic. To which Lilith only deadpans, "Skillfully done, Martin."

** For me it's the look of stunned awe on Niles's face when Daphne nonchalently grabs the live eel from him and kills it by swinging it by the tail and slamming it's head into the side of the tank.

** For me it's the look of stunned awe on Nile's face when Daphen grabs the live eel from him and kills it by swinging it by the tail and slamming it's head into the side of the tank.

* The entire ''Roz and the Schnoz'' episode.

--> '''Frasier:''' '' I seem to recall the word 'stallion-like'!\\
'''Roz:''' I never said stallion...\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, ''one'' of us did!

-->'''Cliff: You were always there for me Al.
-->'''Phil: I'm Phil. Al's been dead for fourteen years, ya dumb son of a bitch.

* From "Cheerful Goodbyes," a genteel old man stands up to offer a toast.
Old Man: "I just wanna thank you Cliff, for all the great times we had at Cheers."

Cliff: "You were always there for me Al."

Old Man: "I'm Phil. Al's been dead for fourteen years you dumb son of a bitch."

--> '''Frasier:''' ''(in reference to the time he slept with Roz)'' I seem to recall the word 'stallion-like'!\\

** The "Nightmare Inn!" fiasco from ''Large Ham''.
** ''Dinner Party''.
--->'''Niles:''' Why is Joaquin on such a strict diet?
--->'''Frasier:''' Because the Joaquin they're bringing to dinner is... their foster child! From a tiny village on the pampas. He speaks no English and he gets nauseated when he eats American food!
--->'''Niles:''' So, he's not the conductor of the Buenos Aires Philharmonic?
--->'''Frasier:''' '''''Oh, you are SO "that other one"!'''''
** ''The Show Where Diane Comes Back'' featuring a pretentious stage version of Cheers with Diane as [[MarySue Mary Anne]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug-vwMEEe7E Words do not do it justice]] .
** Frasier's reaction when he finds out Diane is back is also priceless. It is so ridiculously over the top[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6QOMelStpM&feature=related]].
** ''Shrink Rap''
--->'''Niles:''' How dare you try to steal my group!
--->'''Frasier:''' I don't need your group! I've got a group of my own, half a million strong!
--->'''Niles:''' Oh yes, your legions! Why don't you rent a farm, pass out the body paint and call it [=FrasierStock=]!
** From the cruise ship episode, where Frasier, Roz and Niles are trapped hiding in the bathroom of Maris's suite:

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mWiPaQ872c This sequence]] was billed as "The funniest five minutes on television" in the ads. They're right.
** ''Roz and the Schnoz'' is one of the funniest episodes in the series as well, when Roz finds out the grandparents of her unborn child have gigantic noses - and they are completely oblivious to the fact, which leaves everyone in stitches when they're not watching.
--->'''Paula:''' Do you mind if I ask? Is this homemade or store-bought?
--->'''Steve:''' Honey, don't ask that! Pardon my wife, sometimes she gets a little '''''nosey'''''.
--->'''Paula:''' Me '''''nosey'''''? You're the '''''nosey''''' one in the family.
--->'''Steve:''' Anyone who '''''knows''''' you '''''knows''''' you're '''''nosey'''''!
--->'''Paula:''' Anyone who '''''knows''''' you '''''knows''''' you're '''''nosier'''''!
--->''(At this point, Niles, Daphne and Martin are mightily struggling to keep from collapsing in laughter. Even Frasier finally cracks and guffaws in the kitchen.)''

* From "Cheerful Goodbyes," a genteel old man stands up to offer a toast

* "That's it. I've lost. Maris has won...Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That why Niles lives in the Shangri-La and drives a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous {{HATCHBACK!}}]]"

* "That's it. I've lost. Maris has won...Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That why Niles lives in the Shangri-La and drives a [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous: HATCHBACK!]]"

-->'''Niles''': A real child would have started screaming before it burst into flames!

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