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* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle]]. Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
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* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle]]. Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.is displeased.
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* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so [[BrutalHonesty hilariously, brutally blunt]] as Canas:
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
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* Canas' recruitment is worth a couple laughs. He describes the army as "playing tag with these pirates", and he invites himself along because the army is going to Valor and he's had no luck trying himself. He even caps it off by admitting it sounds selfish. Also, while he's explaining that he can help in combat, he says offhandedly that 'dark magic' is "a rather biased term, if I must be blunt" before getting back on track.
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so [[BrutalHonesty hilariously, brutally blunt]] asCanas:
Canas. It's even funnier because he's such a NiceGuy.
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so [[BrutalHonesty hilariously, brutally blunt]] as
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
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* In their C support, Canas is shocked to meet [[FamedInStory Pent]], gushing that his wife won't believe it and his wife thinks Pent is "the bee's knees".
** In their B support, after Pent learns that Canas' unique book (which he accidentally picked up before their C support) was supposed to be passed to one of his ill-fated brothers, he insists on returning it despite how much he enjoyed reading it. Canas says that it's not a problem, because he can just ask his mother to write it again, and that his mother happens to be [[FamedInStory Niime]] from the last game. Pent is shocked that he's Niime's son and can't wait to tell Louise, but Canas is just confused about how he knows who Niime is and why he's so worked up.
** In their B support, after Pent learns that Canas' unique book (which he accidentally picked up before their C support) was supposed to be passed to one of his ill-fated brothers, he insists on returning it despite how much he enjoyed reading it. Canas says that it's not a problem, because he can just ask his mother to write it again, and that his mother happens to be [[FamedInStory Niime]] from the last game. Pent is shocked that he's Niime's son and can't wait to tell Louise, but Canas is just confused about how he knows who Niime is and why he's so worked up.
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* Fiora and Farina's C support is quite funny, with them starting out trying to apologize to each other, then getting into an argument as they insult each other while trying to apologize.
-->'''Farina''': Aw, now look, it’s all behind us... I was just an idiot! You did nothing wrong...\\
'''Fiora''': How can you say that? I was terrible to you, and you were right all along! Why can’t you get that through your thick skull?!\\
'''Farina''': I’m telling you...I was not right all along! I never should have flown off in a tizzy like that, you dope!\\
'''Fiora''': Stop contradicting me! I was wrong! I should have tried harder to grasp your greedy, insensitive ways!\\
'''Farina''': Now you listen here, you uptight, worn-out... I--! ...Hey.\\
'''Fiora''': ...It’s weird, isn’t it... Why are we even fighting?\\
'''Farina''': Um... I dunno.
-->'''Farina''': Aw, now look, it’s all behind us... I was just an idiot! You did nothing wrong...\\
'''Fiora''': How can you say that? I was terrible to you, and you were right all along! Why can’t you get that through your thick skull?!\\
'''Farina''': I’m telling you...I was not right all along! I never should have flown off in a tizzy like that, you dope!\\
'''Fiora''': Stop contradicting me! I was wrong! I should have tried harder to grasp your greedy, insensitive ways!\\
'''Farina''': Now you listen here, you uptight, worn-out... I--! ...Hey.\\
'''Fiora''': ...It’s weird, isn’t it... Why are we even fighting?\\
'''Farina''': Um... I dunno.
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** Even more astonishing, he achieved the rank of [[PyrrhicVictory "Famed Genius"]] instead of "Suspect Mind."
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-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
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-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, '''COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''ME!!!'''
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-->'''Denning''', start of chapter: This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message...
-->'''Denning''', in battle: "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.'"
-->'''Denning''', upon death: "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga..."
-->'''Denning''', in battle: "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.'"
-->'''Denning''', upon death: "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga..."
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-->'''Denning''', start of chapter: This [[BrokenRecord "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message...
message..."]]
-->'''Denning''', in battle: [[BrokenRecord "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.'"
'"]]
-->'''Denning''', upon death: [[KilledMidSentence "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga...""]]
-->'''Denning''', in battle: [[BrokenRecord "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.
-->'''Denning''', upon death: [[KilledMidSentence "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga...
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* Denning, the boss of [=Ch29E31H=] is also prone to being this, to the point of becoming an EnsembleDarkHorse. While he only has three instances of dialogue, they're all pretty funny:
-->'''Denning''', start of chapter: This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message...
-->'''Denning''', in battle: "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.'"
-->'''Denning''', upon death: "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga..."
-->'''Denning''', start of chapter: This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.' This is a message...
-->'''Denning''', in battle: "This is a message from Lord Nergal. 'I await you on the Dread Isle.'"
-->'''Denning''', upon death: "This is...a message...from... Lo...rd...Nerga..."
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* Hector's path's version of "Victory or Death". Send out either Farina or Serra to the ruins where Sophia [[StealthHiBye appears all of a sudden]]. Hilarity will ensue as either girl's dialogue part will almost exclusively be made of her ''screaming her bloody head off''.
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* Hector's path's version of "Victory or Death". Send out either Farina or Serra to the ruins where Sophia [[StealthHiBye appears all of a sudden]]. Hilarity will ensue as either girl's dialogue part will almost exclusively be made of her ''screaming her bloody head off''.
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-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what [[ChivalrousPervert your]] answer is.
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what [[ChivalrousPervert your]] answer is.
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-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:'''Kent?\\
'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them withus.
-->'''Lyn:'''us.\\
'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what [[ChivalrousPervert your]] answer is.
-->'''Kent:'''
'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with
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'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what [[ChivalrousPervert your]] answer is.
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-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
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-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:'''wrong.\\
'''Hector:''' And what makes you saythat?
-->'''Eliwood:'''that?\\
'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbersclass?
-->'''Hector:'''class?\\
'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
-->'''Hector:'''
'''Hector:''' And what makes you say
-->'''Eliwood:'''
'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers
-->'''Hector:'''
'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
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-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
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-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:'''see.\\
'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see meagain!
-->'''Erk:'''again!\\
'''Erk:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
-->'''Serra:'''
'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me
-->'''Erk:'''
'''Erk:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
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* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
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* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:'''dialogue:
-->'''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait.Shade?!
--> ''*turnsShade?!\\
''[turns around to see Hawekeye right behindhim*''
-->him]''\\
'''Hector:''' AGH!
--> '''Hector:'''
-->'''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait.
--> ''*turns
''[turns around to see Hawekeye right behind
-->
'''Hector:''' AGH!
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--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
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-->'''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
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-->'''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...\n-->'''Wil''': ...\\
'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
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--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
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--> '''Canas'''': '''Canas''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
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* Almost anything regarding [[ChivalrousPervert Sain]] would count, really, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JUai5ZiSY his support with Louise]] definitely takes the cake, for one simple reason: in the C-support, he realizes a moment too late that the lady he's flirting with this time is already married. Whoops. Cue self-scolding and intense inner conflict, made worse if he builds up to a B-support with her (the highest he can get with her, by the way). Meanwhile, Louise's reaction to all this?
-->'''Louise''': ...What a funny man.
-->'''Louise''': ...What a funny man.
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** Even more astonishing, he achieved the rank of [[PyrrhicVictory "Famed Genius"]] instead of "Suspect Mind."
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* It's actually possible to have a character's ending read as "Died at [[EpicFail Battle Preparations]], as proven in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqH1biySLB4&t=125s this video.]]
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* It's actually possible to have a character's ending read as "Died at [[EpicFail Battle Preparations]], Preparations]]", as proven in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqH1biySLB4&t=125s this video.]]
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* It's actually possible to have a character's ending read as "Died at [[EpicFail Battle Preparations]], as proven in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqH1biySLB4&t=125s this video.]]
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-->'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what your answer is.
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-->'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what your [[ChivalrousPervert your]] answer is.
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** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
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** Leading to [[TemptingFate many Many players proceed to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
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* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
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* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.sidequest.
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** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
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** C Support, Support: [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk monk, therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** BSupport, Support: [[spoiler:she has a full blown full-blown crush over on him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
** B
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** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
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** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] tent to ambush him in his sleep sleep]] after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on hishead]]. head.]] The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his
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* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
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* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] castle]]. Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
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* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
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* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]job]].
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--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguises", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag straight out of a cartoon. And Eliwood and Hector not only still keep their fancy armor, but the former doesn't even bother to take his highly visible crown off. Needless to say, it doesn't work. It's still played seriously.
--> '''Eliwood''': We need disguises.
--> (screen briefly fades to black)
--> '''Eliwood''': Perfect!
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's thinking "really?".
--> '''Eliwood''': We need disguises.
--> (screen briefly fades to black)
--> '''Eliwood''': Perfect!
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's thinking "really?".
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* Just after this, if you're on Eliwood's route, Hector tells Matthew to go hide somewhere with [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]]. Matthew proceeds to complain about getting stuck with her.
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* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
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* Admittedly, even [[SilentSnarker the tactician tactician]] gets a few good ones to certain characters.
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* Just after this, if you're on Eliwood's route, Hector tells Matthew to go hide somewhere with [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]]. Matthew proceeds to complain about getting stuck with her.
* Also in Chapter 6, Serra and Matthew have a Talk option where, although she seems to miss him, he comments on getting stuck in the same party as her.
** Then, in Chapter 7, if you send Serra to the house where Hector is, Hector ''outright hides from her'', leading Serra to assume the house is empty.
** Then, in Chapter 7, if you send Serra to the house where Hector is, Hector ''outright hides from her'', leading Serra to assume the house is empty.
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* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so hilariously, brutally blunt as Canas:
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* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so [[BrutalHonesty hilariously, brutally blunt blunt]] as Canas:
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* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
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* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBindingBlade Fae]], [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
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* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
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* Sophia's [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBindingBlade Sophia's]] cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' the penultimate chapter involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
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* The support conversations with Lugh that aren't tragic are mostly hilarious. It's not enough that he and Raigh are PolarOppositeTwins--it turns out that Raigh is a complete {{Tsundere}} over his orphanage family. But before that, the player will probably see Chad's supports, in which he loudly rails that he won't do anything nice to Lugh and then comes back with a pair of shoes... again with some classic tsun dialogue. And finally there's Hugh, the cranky mercenary mage who still ends up acting like this.
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* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguises", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag straight out of a cartoon. Needless to say, it doesn't work. It's still played seriously.
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguises", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag straight out of a cartoon. And Eliwood and Hector not only still keep their fancy armor, but the former doesn't even bother to take his highly visible crown off. Needless to say, it doesn't work. It's still played seriously.
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", "disguises", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag straight out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And Needless to say, it actually works]]''.doesn't work. It's still played seriously.
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And it actually works]]''.
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag straight out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And it actually works]]''.
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** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"thinking "really?".
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperFhinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And it actually works]]''.
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperFhinDisguise [[PaperThinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And it actually works]]''.
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"works]]''.
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
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** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
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* Possibly unintentional, but at one point in the game, the trio have to disguise themselves. Of course, portrait sprites are changed... only, they look ''exactly the same'' as they did before, [[PaperFhinDisguise except with brown capes]]. With how oblivious they are to the sheer obviousness of their "disguise", and the first words after it being [[OnlySaneMan Eliwood]] happily saying "Perfect!" with no hint of irony whatsoever, it's like a gag out of a cartoon. ''[[RefugeInAudacity And it actually works]]''.
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
--> '''Eliwood''': We need disguises.
--> (screen fades to black briefly)
--> '''Eliwood''': Perfect!
** It's even better with how Lyn's default expression seems to make it look like she's silently saying "really?"
--> '''Eliwood''': We need disguises.
--> (screen fades to black briefly)
--> '''Eliwood''': Perfect!
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* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBindingBlade'' -- The Funny page for the sixth ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game, released on the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance in 2002. Stars Roy and takes place in Elibe.
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade'' -- The Funny page for the seventh ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game, released on the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance in 2003. Acts as a {{prequel}} to ''The Binding Blade'' and stars Roy's father, Eliwood. The first ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game to be released outside of Japan.
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBindingBlade'' -- The Funny page for the sixth ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game, released on the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance in 2002. Stars Roy and takes place in Elibe.
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade'' -- The Funny page for the seventh ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game, released on the UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance in 2003. Acts as a {{prequel}} to ''The Binding Blade'' and stars Roy's father, Eliwood. The first ''VideoGame/FireEmblem'' game to be released outside of Japan.
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* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to
-->'''Wil:''' Wait, did you
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->'''Serra:''' What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing [Erk] for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->'''Rath:''' Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyndis's Legion:
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' Sain? [{{Beat}}] Oh. Never mind. I know what your answer is.
* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBindingBlade'' -- The Funny page for
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade'' --
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in the seventh
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back on the
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a
-->'''Canas''': You seem to
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra and
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
* The
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages to be
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
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* "Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence."
* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to convince her that she should continue, since Lyn's group with the inclusion of Wil is basically a freelance mercenary group that she needs to train with. Cue Wil being confused about what Sain said.
-->''Wil: Wait, did you just include me?''
* Almost every interaction between [[CasanovaWannabe Sain]] and [[TheStraightMan Kent]].
** Also applicable to [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Serra]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Erk]].
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->''Serra: What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing (Erk) for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?''
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->''Rath: Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.''
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyn's Legion
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which version of Four Fanged Offense you get. If you get Lloyd's map (in which Wallace returns), Wallace's ending will talk about how he got so lost he somehow ended up in [[GrimUpNorth Ilia]]. In Linus's map, Wallace ''doesn't even show up'' and is [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never referenced again]], so the last thing he does in the game is get lost either way.
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the battlefield. Some highlights include Matthew blowing his cover, again, and Hector running off to fight and prompting Lyn to call him back.
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in the seventh game), you soon will find enemies struggling to hit a ''tent'' (or a wagon), in vain.
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back on the awkward situation.
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so hilariously, brutally blunt as Canas:
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra and Farina's interactions with Sophia are just the two former screaming their heads off for the entire conversation, at least until the latter gives them an item.
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
* The support conversations with Lugh that aren't tragic are mostly hilarious. It's not enough that he and Raigh are PolarOppositeTwins--it turns out that Raigh is a complete {{Tsundere}} over his orphanage family. But before that, the player will probably see Chad's supports, in which he loudly rails that he won't do anything nice to Lugh and then comes back with a pair of shoes... again with some classic tsun dialogue. And finally there's Hugh, the cranky mercenary mage who still ends up acting like this.
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages to be amusingly unfitting for her death.
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to convince her that she should continue, since Lyn's group with the inclusion of Wil is basically a freelance mercenary group that she needs to train with. Cue Wil being confused about what Sain said.
-->''Wil: Wait, did you just include me?''
* Almost every interaction between [[CasanovaWannabe Sain]] and [[TheStraightMan Kent]].
** Also applicable to [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Serra]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Erk]].
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->''Serra: What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing (Erk) for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?''
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->''Rath: Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.''
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyn's Legion
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which version of Four Fanged Offense you get. If you get Lloyd's map (in which Wallace returns), Wallace's ending will talk about how he got so lost he somehow ended up in [[GrimUpNorth Ilia]]. In Linus's map, Wallace ''doesn't even show up'' and is [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never referenced again]], so the last thing he does in the game is get lost either way.
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the battlefield. Some highlights include Matthew blowing his cover, again, and Hector running off to fight and prompting Lyn to call him back.
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in the seventh game), you soon will find enemies struggling to hit a ''tent'' (or a wagon), in vain.
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back on the awkward situation.
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so hilariously, brutally blunt as Canas:
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra and Farina's interactions with Sophia are just the two former screaming their heads off for the entire conversation, at least until the latter gives them an item.
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
* The support conversations with Lugh that aren't tragic are mostly hilarious. It's not enough that he and Raigh are PolarOppositeTwins--it turns out that Raigh is a complete {{Tsundere}} over his orphanage family. But before that, the player will probably see Chad's supports, in which he loudly rails that he won't do anything nice to Lugh and then comes back with a pair of shoes... again with some classic tsun dialogue. And finally there's Hugh, the cranky mercenary mage who still ends up acting like this.
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages to be amusingly unfitting for her death.
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
to:
* Upon Florina's doubts
-->''Wil: Wait, did
* Almost every interaction between [[CasanovaWannabe Sain]] and [[TheStraightMan Kent]].
** Also applicable to [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Serra]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Erk]].
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->''Serra: What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing (Erk) for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?''
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->''Rath: Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.''
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyn's Legion
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBindingBlade'' -- The Funny page for the
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well
* ''Funny.FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade'' -- The Funny page for
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence
-->'''Canas''': You seem
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
*
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
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* When the resident LargeHam Wallace urges you to use his crest.
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which version of Four Fanged Offense you get. If you get Lloyd's map (in which Wallace returns), Wallace's ending will talk about how he got so lost he somehow ended up in [[GrimUpNorth Ilia]]. In Linus's map, Wallace ''doesn't even show up'' and is [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never referenced again]], so the last thing he does in the game is get lost either way.
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the battlefield. Some highlights include Matthew blowing his cover, again, and Hector running off to fight and prompting Lyn to call him back.
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in the seventh game), you soon will find enemies struggling to hit a ''tent'' (or a wagon), in vain.
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back on the awkward situation.
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so hilariously, brutally blunt as Canas:
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra and Farina's interactions with Sophia are just the two former screaming their heads off for the entire conversation, at least until the latter gives them an item.
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
* The support conversations with Lugh that aren't tragic are mostly hilarious. It's not enough that he and Raigh are PolarOppositeTwins--it turns out that Raigh is a complete {{Tsundere}} over his orphanage family. But before that, the player will probably see Chad's supports, in which he loudly rails that he won't do anything nice to Lugh and then comes back with a pair of shoes... again with some classic tsun dialogue. And finally there's Hugh, the cranky mercenary mage who still ends up acting like this.
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages to be amusingly unfitting for her death.
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
-->'''Wallace:''' A GIANT WALKS AMONG YOU! MY DEFENSE IS IMPENETRABLE!! '''[[UpToEleven COME, BREAK YOUR WEAPONS AGAINST ME!!!]]'''
** Leading to [[TemptingFate many players to do just that]] and unequip all his weapons to use him as a brick wall, allowing other units to do unlimited LevelGrinding.
* Among the credits for Lyn's story, [[HandsomeLech Sain]], [[DoesNotLikeMen Florina]], [[WellExcuseMePrincess Serra]], and [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]] are probably the most notable for potential humor.
* Speaking of [[NoSenseOfDirection Wallace]], his tendency of getting lost can become even funnier in hindsight no matter which version of Four Fanged Offense you get. If you get Lloyd's map (in which Wallace returns), Wallace's ending will talk about how he got so lost he somehow ended up in [[GrimUpNorth Ilia]]. In Linus's map, Wallace ''doesn't even show up'' and is [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse never referenced again]], so the last thing he does in the game is get lost either way.
* Hector's comments about Matthew.
-->''Man, why do I get stuck with all the lame henchmen?''
** Also, his comments about Matthew and Serra in Chapter 12, along with them each insisting he was talking about the other one.
* Hector and Eliwood's C Support, displaying EveryoneHatesMathematics.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Well, I'm in the right. You're wrong.
-->'''Hector:''' And what makes you say that?
-->'''Eliwood:''' Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?
-->'''Hector:''' Ah, good point.
** Hector doesn't even get a break in the B support. He has a dream about his future daughter falling in love with Eliwood's future son, and declaring that [[TemptingFate there is absolutely no way he's allowing that to happen]]. [[DoomedByCanon Sorry buddy, it's happening]].
* Hector teasing Eliwood about his potential crush on Lyn in the first side quest.
** Then later, blundering around when confronting Merlinus.
-->'''Eliwood:''' Hector, your manners are terrible.
* Erk and Serra's reunion. Erk isn't so happy about it, while Serra flips what he says around.
-->'''Erk:''' Oh, Serra... you're the last person I wanted to see.
-->'''Serra:''' Oh, that's so sweet! You wanted to see me again!
-->'''Erk:''' ...
* In Chapter 15, you have the option of bringing certain characters to talk to Lyn on the battlefield. Some highlights include Matthew blowing his cover, again, and Hector running off to fight and prompting Lyn to call him back.
* Serra and Lucius' supports.
** C Support, [[spoiler:Serra gets bitchy at Lucius because she thinks he's a girl. Lucius confesses to Serra that he's a monk therefore a guy.]] Priceless.
** B Support, [[spoiler:she has a full blown crush over him, and Lucius is oblivious to it.]]
* Guy and Matthew's C Support. It consists of Matthew [[WorkOffTheDebt dragging out the favor]] as long as he can. Guy isn't amused.
** In a later support, Matthew [[CombatPragmatist sneaks into Guy's tent]] to ambush him in his sleep after Guy challenges him to a duel.
** In the A Support Guy goes after Matthew in the same fashion to earn his payback. [[spoiler:It ''does not'' end well for poor Guy. Not only Matthew realizes as he gives Guy a pretty bad bump on his head]]. The way Matthew starts the conversation is what sells it.
* Chapter 17: after pulling up the dory, we find that it's Ninian in the ship. Dart, not knowing how to help her out, specifically, "where to grab her", asks for Lyn's help. In the most awkward way possible. Hector doesn't miss the chance for a comment.
* Fargus calling Dart an idiot before he joins. Then, Dart later calls Fargus's crew a "suicide squad," possibly in part to get back at him.
* Hector and Lyn's argument in the Chapter 18 sidequest. The argument? Figuring out who's making more noise; Hector's armor or Lyn's yelling.
* Hector, the red oni to many characters in the team, being nice at any point in time.
** An example? Giving Nils a piggy back ride! [[http://fireemblemblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/14_lyn_hector_nils.png It's also heartwarming too!]]
** The other characters [[RunningGag frequently]] commenting on anything nice Hector says/does. It's mostly Lyn/Eliwood/Nils doing the lampshading, but ([[SilentProtagonist apparently]]) even Mark gets in on it once or twice.
* Chapter 20, we have Hector ''worrying'' about what Lord Uther will say to him when he finds out he's traveling with Eliwood and Lyn. Cue some rather funny MoodWhiplash when Eliwood (who had earlier been [[spoiler:mourning over his father]]) suddenly starts teasing Hector about it.
* Chapter 21 has Lyn commenting on how unconventional the Ostian family is when Lord Uther [[spoiler:tries to make his way to the castle.]] Hector, being Lord Uther's brother, didn't like that.
* Eliwood's confusion when trying to talk to Hawkeye and [[spoiler:Lord Pent]].
* If Hector goes to talk to recruit in the chapter ''Living Legend'' this will lead to a rather humorous dialog:
--> '''Hector:''' Ahhhh... Shade... Wait. Shade?!
--> ''*turns around to see Hawekeye right behind him*''
--> '''Hector:''' AGH!
* Chapter 22, if Hawkeye makes a trip to the house, he'll have a special conversation with Fae, [[TheCameo gleefully coming in from the last game]]. She'll go on to criticize Hawkeye for always responding with his trademark {{catchphrase}}. What happens next?
--> '''Hawkeye:''' Is that- ...sorry.
* After reaching [[spoiler:Dread Isle]], the fortune teller starts getting cranky for dragging her to scary places starting at Chapter 17. At one point, she [[spoiler:[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere upright quits]] to let Nils take over her job.]]
* Priscilla and Heath's supports.
** C Support, Heath introduces himself and his wyvern Hyperion, who seems to be feeling unwell. Consulting Priscilla, she admits to overhearing Merlinus complain about something raiding their supplies...
--> '''Heath:''' ...I don't suppose we could keep this between us?
* There's something funny about after bringing Merlinus in enough maps (in the seventh game), you soon will find enemies struggling to hit a ''tent'' (or a wagon), in vain.
* Saul and Dorothy's C support features this gem:
--> '''Saul:''' Of course. However, while I was doing my job, a young maiden was being harassed by a very rude man.
-->'''Dorothy:''' You mean yourself?
-->'''Saul:''' Do I not have any trust at all? Anyway, I drove off the man and rescued the maiden. I must admit, I acted exactly like a holy man ought to behave.
-->'''Dorothy:''' Really? You're not exactly very strong. How did you do it?
-->'''Saul:''' I went to the man and clung to him, crying, 'I thought we loved each other, and now you are rejecting me?'
-->'''Dorothy:''' ......
-->'''Saul:''' The man fled with haste. However, the maiden was also gone when I looked back...
* Wil entitling himself as "Normal Archer #3" when Rath calls him strange. Rath, who is usually TheStoic, seems to get confused by this and rides away. Wil calls him out on this later, ''Rath'' actually being the one to look back on the awkward situation.
--> '''Rath''': Before? ... ... Number three... ...
-->'''Wil''': See!! You're doing it again!! I can't believe it!! You never laugh, but the whole "three" thing just slays you every time! Why!! Why!!
* Canas and Vaida's supports. The latter is annoyed by the fact Canas can't stop reading (including a book with hilariously wrong Wyvern descriptions) and orders her wyvern to eat the book.
--> '''Canas'''': No, please don't... Ohh... Ohh... Why does he have to devour it as if it were so...appetizing?
* Many characters have very funny things to say about your competence as a tactician if you got a low rank, but none are so hilariously, brutally blunt as Canas:
-->'''Canas''': You seem to lack even basic skills.
* Sophia's cameo in ''Blazing Sword'' involves your units finding her in some ruins. Or more accurately, she does a StealthHiBye on them as they're looking inside, [[JumpScare startling]] whoever you sent. Even ''Jaffar'', a [[TheStoic stoic]] master assassin.
** Serra and Farina's interactions with Sophia are just the two former screaming their heads off for the entire conversation, at least until the latter gives them an item.
* Supporting [[BirdsOfAFeather Kent and Fiora]] has the two realize how alike they are. Due to their insistence on being professional soldiers, the two agree to meet up and set up a policy cutting any potential intimacies within the army. [[GenreBlind Unfortunately for them]], [[RelationshipValues Support Conversations]] [[{{Irony}} are essentially a Matchmaking Simulator]]. So OneThingLedToAnother...
-->'''Kent:''' Fiora... I must ask you one more thing. When this battle ends, if we both still live...\\
'''Fiora:''' Please...say no more. I...already know what you will ask... Of course. I feel the same way.\\
'''Kent:''' Really? I am glad... But...about that policy I suggested... What should we do?\\
'''Fiora:''' Well... Perhaps... It can wait...
* The support conversations with Lugh that aren't tragic are mostly hilarious. It's not enough that he and Raigh are PolarOppositeTwins--it turns out that Raigh is a complete {{Tsundere}} over his orphanage family. But before that, the player will probably see Chad's supports, in which he loudly rails that he won't do anything nice to Lugh and then comes back with a pair of shoes... again with some classic tsun dialogue. And finally there's Hugh, the cranky mercenary mage who still ends up acting like this.
* While most of the death quotes are pretty [[TearJerker sad]], Serra's manages to be amusingly unfitting for her death.
--> '''Serra:''' Ooh! Why me? [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is SO annoying!]]
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* "Help Eliwood? Sounds like a convenient excuse for more violence."
* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to convince her that she should continue, since Lyn's group with the inclusion of Wil is basically a freelance mercenary group that she needs to train with. Cue Wil being confused about what Sain said.
-->''Wil: Wait, did you just include me?''
* Almost every interaction between [[CasanovaWannabe Sain]] and [[TheStraightMan Kent]].
** Also applicable to [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Serra]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Erk]].
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->''Serra: What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing (Erk) for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?''
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->''Rath: Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.''
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyn's Legion
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
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* Upon Florina's doubts of becoming a pegasus knight, Sain steps in to convince her that she should continue, since Lyn's group with the inclusion of Wil is basically a freelance mercenary group that she needs to train with. Cue Wil being confused about what Sain said.
-->''Wil: Wait, did you just include me?''
* Almost every interaction between [[CasanovaWannabe Sain]] and [[TheStraightMan Kent]].
** Also applicable to [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Serra]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Erk]].
* Admittedly, even the tactician gets a few good ones to certain characters.
-->''Serra: What I'm getting at is... I'm thinking of healing (Erk) for free. I know, I'm generous to a fault... Hm? Why are you giving me that look?''
* Chapter 6 of Lyn's story has an interesting one. Rath berates you if you don't move him to the trigger after Matthew unlocks the door.
-->''Rath: Do you see a trigger there? I didn't think so.''
* Deciding whether to take Nils and Ninian into Lyn's Legion
-->'''Lyn:''' What do you think, Kent?
-->'''Kent:''' I think leaving them here will make you more worried than taking them with us.
-->'''Lyn:''' And what do you think, Sain? ...wait, never mind.
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