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* Stump's face twitching erratically when he hears that Zak is a human.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
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* Stump's face twitching erratically when he hears that Zak is a human.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
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* Stump's face twitching erratically when he hears that When Zak is a human.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
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* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged. Her smile worries him more.
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
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* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged. Her smile worries him more.
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
* More [[LargeHam hammy]] Batty: "'''I'M BLIND!!''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' "I can ''see''! It's a ''miracle''!!"
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* More [[LargeHam hammy]] Batty: "'''I'M BLIND!!''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' "I can ''see''! It's a ''miracle''!!"
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** "Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
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** "Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
Human tales? Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'
**"WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"Batty [[LargeHam hamming it up]] to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
**
** This exchange:
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' Am I... dead?
-->'''Crysta:''' No.
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' We can fix that for you.
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' Am I... dead?
-->'''Crysta:''' No.
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' We can fix that for you.
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** Human tales? Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'
** This exchange:
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' Am I... dead?
-->'''Crysta:''' No.
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' We can fix that for you.
** This exchange:
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' Am I... dead?
-->'''Crysta:''' No.
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' We can fix that for you.
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** Batty [[LargeHam hamming it up]] to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!"
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** Batty [[LargeHam hamming it up]] to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!""Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
*** “Wrong channel!”
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
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* Hexxus' song while [[NightmareFuel/FernGullyTheLastRainforest having some horrifying moments]], has some [[BlackComedy darkly comedic moments]] as well. What does the embodiment of destruction and pollution do when his plan starts to succeed? Transform from a creepy sludge into a blackened skeleton into...a strong-jawed smoke humanoid that sings a campy jazz tune while making suggestive sounds and lyrics- that is even more explicit in the uncut version. It helps that he emerges like a prima donna that just had [[TooKinkyForTorture an orgasm for being shocked]].
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* Hexxus' song while [[NightmareFuel/FernGullyTheLastRainforest having some horrifying moments]], has some [[BlackComedy darkly comedic moments]] as well. What does the embodiment of destruction and pollution do when his plan starts to succeed? Transform from a creepy sludge into a blackened skeleton into...a strong-jawed smoke humanoid that sings a campy jazz tune while making suggestive sounds and lyrics- that is even more explicit in the uncut version. It helps that he emerges like a prima donna that he just had [[TooKinkyForTorture an orgasm for being shocked]].came out of a shower and when he finishes the song- he struts in a suggestive manner into the main valve while making very suggestive moans.
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* Hexxus' song while [[NightmareFuel/FernGullyTheLastRainforest having some horrifying moments]], has some [[BlackComedy darkly comedic moments]]. What does the embodiment of destruction and pollution do when his plan starts to succeed? Transform from a creepy sludge into a blackened skeleton into...a strong-jawed smoke humanoid that sings a campy jazz tune while making suggestive sounds and lyrics- that is even more explicit in the uncut version.
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* Hexxus' song while [[NightmareFuel/FernGullyTheLastRainforest having some horrifying moments]], has some [[BlackComedy darkly comedic moments]].moments]] as well. What does the embodiment of destruction and pollution do when his plan starts to succeed? Transform from a creepy sludge into a blackened skeleton into...a strong-jawed smoke humanoid that sings a campy jazz tune while making suggestive sounds and lyrics- that is even more explicit in the uncut version. It helps that he emerges like a prima donna that just had [[TooKinkyForTorture an orgasm for being shocked]].
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* Hexxus' song while [[NightmareFuel/FernGullyTheLastRainforest having some horrifying moments]], has some [[BlackComedy darkly comedic moments]]. What does the embodiment of destruction and pollution do when his plan starts to succeed? Transform from a creepy sludge into a blackened skeleton into...a strong-jawed smoke humanoid that sings a campy jazz tune while making suggestive sounds and lyrics- that is even more explicit in the uncut version.
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-->'''Crysta:''' "But just think! Humans, back in the forest!"
-->'''Batty:''' "Yep. There goes the neighborhood."
-->'''Crysta:''' "Be nice, Batty!"
-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak flicks the exposed wire on his head to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
-->'''Batty:''' "Yep. There goes the neighborhood."
-->'''Crysta:''' "Be nice, Batty!"
-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak flicks the exposed wire on his head to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
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-->'''Crysta:''' "But But just think! Humans, back in the forest!"
forest!
-->'''Batty:'''"Yep. Yep. There goes the neighborhood."
neighborhood.
-->'''Crysta:'''"Be Be nice, Batty!"
Batty!
-->'''Batty:'''"First, First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak flicks the exposed wire on his head to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"juice?
-->'''Batty:'''
-->'''Crysta:'''
-->'''Batty:'''
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** "Human tales? Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
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** "Human Human tales? Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"Helen!'
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-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' "Am I... dead?"
-->'''Crysta:''' "No."
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' "We can fix that for you."
-->'''Crysta:''' "No."
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' "We can fix that for you."
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-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' "Am Am I... dead?"
dead?
-->'''Crysta:'''"No."
No.
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)''"We We can fix that for you."
-->'''Crysta:'''
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)''
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-->'''Batty:''' "Awesome use of the language, ''dude.''"
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-->'''Batty:''' "Awesome Awesome use of the language, ''dude.''"''
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* This exchange:
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh...(''through a mouthful of screaming Zak'') what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. [[TastesLikeChicken Tastes just like chicken]]!
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh...(''through a mouthful of screaming Zak'') what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. [[TastesLikeChicken Tastes just like chicken]]!
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* This exchange:
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh...(''through a mouthful of screaming Zak'') what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. [[TastesLikeChicken Tastes just like chicken]]!
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh...(''through a mouthful of screaming Zak'') what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. [[TastesLikeChicken Tastes just like chicken]]!
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* This ''other'' exchange between Batty and Zak:
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-->'''Batty:''' ''I'VE SHRUNK!''
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-->'''Batty:''' ''I'VE SHRUNK!''SHRUNK!''
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* "See you around, Zag!"
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* "See you around, Zag!"[[MaliciousMisnaming Zag]]!"
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* Stump's face twitching erratically when he hears that Zak is a human.
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-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. Tastes just like chicken!
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-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. [[TastesLikeChicken Tastes just like chicken!chicken]]!
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[[caption-width-right:350:"[[BlatantLies All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic]]"*[[LivingLieDetector Bzzt!]]*]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:"[[BlatantLies All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic]]"*[[LivingLieDetector non-carcinogenic-]]" *[[LivingLieDetector Bzzt!]]*]]
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** "Human tales? Human's don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
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** "Human tales? Human's Humans don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
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-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
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-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?this?
* Zak, after being restored to his original size, picks up Batty and revives him from his DisneyDeath earlier. Upon seeing the now normal-sized Zak, what's Batty's immediate reaction?
-->'''Batty:''' ''I'VE SHRUNK!''
* Zak, after being restored to his original size, picks up Batty and revives him from his DisneyDeath earlier. Upon seeing the now normal-sized Zak, what's Batty's immediate reaction?
-->'''Batty:''' ''I'VE SHRUNK!''
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-->'''Tony:''' [''grabs Ralph''] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?
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-->'''Tony:''' [''grabs Ralph''] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?life?
* The scene when Crysta is introducing Zak to the rest of the fairies. She's very enthusiastic, gushing over how amazing and awesome it is that humans are back in the forest and how awesome Zak is. When Pips arrives late to the scene, Zak is starting to get annoyed with the attention.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
* The scene when Crysta is introducing Zak to the rest of the fairies. She's very enthusiastic, gushing over how amazing and awesome it is that humans are back in the forest and how awesome Zak is. When Pips arrives late to the scene, Zak is starting to get annoyed with the attention.
-->'''Crysta:''' Pips, you won't believe what I found! Isn't he ''amazing?''
-->'''Zak:''' Shouldn't we be charging ''admission'' for this?
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[[caption-width-right:350:"[[BlatantLies All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic]]"*[[LivingLieDetector Bzzt!]]*]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"[[BlatantLies All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic]]"*[[LivingLieDetector Bzzt!]]*]]
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-->'''Goanna:''' Uh... what's a human?
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-->'''Goanna:''' Uh... (''through a mouthful of screaming Zak'') what's a human?
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** And before that: "Did you see that? It looked like some sort of flying rat."
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-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak slaps him to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
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-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak slaps him flicks the exposed wire on his head to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
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-->[Tony and Ralph are cutting down the tree containing Hexxus; this causes the Leveler to shake violently]
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-->'''Tony:''' [with his mouth full of food] Sure, the Leveler eats everything.
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-->'''Tony:''' [with [''with his mouth full of food] food''] Sure, the Leveler eats everything.
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-->'''Tony:''' [grabs Ralph] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?
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-->'''Tony:''' [grabs Ralph] [''grabs Ralph''] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?
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* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[SomethingElseAlsoRises "Just happy to see her"]].
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* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[SomethingElseAlsoRises "Just happy to see her"]].her"]].
* This exchange between Tony and Ralph:
-->[Tony and Ralph are cutting down the tree containing Hexxus; this causes the Leveler to shake violently]
-->'''Ralph:''' Hey Ton', you think the Leveler can handle this baby?
-->'''Tony:''' [with his mouth full of food] Sure, the Leveler eats everything.
-->'''Ralph:''' Kinda like you.
-->'''Tony:''' [grabs Ralph] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?
* This exchange between Tony and Ralph:
-->[Tony and Ralph are cutting down the tree containing Hexxus; this causes the Leveler to shake violently]
-->'''Ralph:''' Hey Ton', you think the Leveler can handle this baby?
-->'''Tony:''' [with his mouth full of food] Sure, the Leveler eats everything.
-->'''Ralph:''' Kinda like you.
-->'''Tony:''' [grabs Ralph] How many times a day I gotta threaten your life?
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* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[Something Else Also Rises "Just happy to see her"]].
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* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[Something Else Also Rises [[SomethingElseAlsoRises "Just happy to see her"]].
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* "Uh, Tony, there's a little man on the window."
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* "Uh, Tony, there's a little man on the window.""
* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[Something Else Also Rises "Just happy to see her"]].
* This one shot after Zak kisses Crysta shows him glance downward and nearly jump out of his skin at what he sees. If you haven't seen this movie before and didn't know what was really going on, you'd believe that he was...for lack of a better term...[[Something Else Also Rises "Just happy to see her"]].
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-->'''Batty:''' I'm ''positive!'' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I ''fell'' for it! I should have ''known''!
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-->'''Batty:''' I'm ''positive!'' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I ''fell'' [[{{Touche}} I]] ''[[{{Touche}} fell]]'' [[{{Touche}} for it! it]]! I should have ''known''!
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-->''(Crysta's father is confused and he and a smirked Zak just shrug at each other)''
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-->''(Crysta's father is confused and he and a smirked smirking Zak just shrug at each other)''
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* When Zak and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.
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* When Zak and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.gesture.
* "Uh, Tony, there's a little man on the window."
* "Uh, Tony, there's a little man on the window."
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-->''(Crysta's father is confused and he and a smirked Zak just shrug at each other)''
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* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged.
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* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged. Her smile worries him more.
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
-->'''Zak:''' Take anything! I won't tell the cops!
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* When Zak and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.
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* When Zak and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.
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* When Zak and Pips shake hands and give the thumbs up, Pips looks at his thumb and wonders if Zak tricked him into doing an uncool gesture.
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* The vast majority of Batty's dialogue.
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* The vast majority of Batty's dialogue. What else would you expect coming from Creator/RobinWilliams?
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* The vast majority of Batty's dialogue.
** "Oh! Gravity works!"
** "Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
** "I have but one claw; but beware."
** "Oh, it's Darwin's grab-bag!"
** This gem:
-->'''Crysta:''' "But just think! Humans, back in the forest!"
-->'''Batty:''' "Yep. There goes the neighborhood."
-->'''Crysta:''' "Be nice, Batty!"
-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak slaps him to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
** "Human tales? Human's don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
** This exchange:
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' "Am I... dead?"
-->'''Crysta:''' "No."
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' "We can fix that for you."
** After Zak's TotallyRadical dialogue:
-->'''Batty:''' "Awesome use of the language, ''dude.''"
** Batty [[LargeHam hamming it up]] to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!"
* The goanna's line after he reluctantly lets Zak go:
-->'''Goanna:''' Oh, man. You owe me a free dinner after ''this'' one.
* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged.
* This exchange:
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh... what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. Tastes just like chicken!
*
--> '''Zak:''' Great! I've been shrunk by an amateur!
*
-->'''Batty:''' Nobody cares about me.
--> '''Zak:''' I do, Bat-Man!
-->'''Batty:''' You sure?
--> '''Zak:''' I'm positive.
-->'''Batty:''' Only fools are positive.
--> '''Zak:''' Are you sure?
-->'''Batty:''' I'm ''positive!'' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I ''fell'' for it! I should have ''known''!
* More [[LargeHam hammy]] Batty: "'''I'M BLIND!!''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' "I can ''see''! It's a ''miracle''!!"
** "Oh! Gravity works!"
** "Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"
** "WE ARE LOCKED AND LOADED, GENTLEMEN!!! TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!! YEEHAW!!!!"
** "I have but one claw; but beware."
** "Oh, it's Darwin's grab-bag!"
** This gem:
-->'''Crysta:''' "But just think! Humans, back in the forest!"
-->'''Batty:''' "Yep. There goes the neighborhood."
-->'''Crysta:''' "Be nice, Batty!"
-->'''Batty:''' "First, all these trees go. Then come your highways, then come your shopping malls and parking lots and convenience stores, and then comes- ''(Zak slaps him to quiet him)'' Price check on prune juice, Bob? Price check on prune juice?"
** "Human tales? Human's don't have tails! They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts, and they walk around going 'Hi, Helen!'"
** This exchange:
-->'''Zak:''' ''(after being shrunk)'' "Am I... dead?"
-->'''Crysta:''' "No."
-->'''Batty:''' ''(eagerly)'' "We can fix that for you."
** After Zak's TotallyRadical dialogue:
-->'''Batty:''' "Awesome use of the language, ''dude.''"
** Batty [[LargeHam hamming it up]] to try and convince Crysta not to go to Mt. Warning. Particularly the way Robin Williams says, "Help me, my little wings can't make it!"
* The goanna's line after he reluctantly lets Zak go:
-->'''Goanna:''' Oh, man. You owe me a free dinner after ''this'' one.
* Zak waking up to find Crysta leaning over him... while holding his penknife and passport, and mistakenly believing that he's being mugged.
* This exchange:
-->'''Crysta:''' You can't eat him! He's a human!
-->'''Goanna:''' Uh... what's a human?
-->'''Batty:''' Delicious and nutritious. Tastes just like chicken!
*
--> '''Zak:''' Great! I've been shrunk by an amateur!
*
-->'''Batty:''' Nobody cares about me.
--> '''Zak:''' I do, Bat-Man!
-->'''Batty:''' You sure?
--> '''Zak:''' I'm positive.
-->'''Batty:''' Only fools are positive.
--> '''Zak:''' Are you sure?
-->'''Batty:''' I'm ''positive!'' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' I ''fell'' for it! I should have ''known''!
* More [[LargeHam hammy]] Batty: "'''I'M BLIND!!''' ''([[{{Beat}} beat]])'' "I can ''see''! It's a ''miracle''!!"