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--> '''Stefan:''' Because i'm... [[SelfDeprecation Stupid.]]

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--> '''Stefan:''' Because i'm...I'm... [[SelfDeprecation Stupid.]]]]
** Jaleel White doing a bad Steve Urkel impression as Stefan is not only hilarious but actually some very impressive acting.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiHKNACKDF0 When Steve and Stefan traded places.]]
--> '''Laura:''' Why didn't you ask me instead of being somebody that your not?
--> '''Stefan:''' Because i'm... [[SelfDeprecation Stupid.]]
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* I have no clue how this one hasn't been listed. In one episode concerning Eddie's virginity, he explains to Laura that girls are supposed to be virgins, not guys. Laura points out the problem in this by asking who guys are supposed to be having sex with.

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* I have no clue how this one hasn't been listed. In one episode concerning Eddie's virginity, he explains to Laura that [[MyGirlIsNotASlut girls are supposed to be virgins, virgins]], [[AManIsNotAVirgin not guys.guys]]. Laura points out the problem in this by asking who guys are supposed to be having sex with.
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* Carl's stress relief mantra from a cheap brochure:
-->'''Carl''': Three-two-one...one-two-three...what the heck is bothering me?
** Then he gets fed up with giving Steve driving lessons and finds the answer to the question...
-->'''Carl''': Three-two-ONE! One-two-THREE! What the HECK is bothering ME?!?.........YOU!!!

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-->'''Urkel:''' Relax Eddie, there is absolutely [[TemptingFate nothing that can stop us]].\\

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-->'''Urkel:''' Relax Eddie, there is absolutely [[TemptingFate [[NothingCanStopUsNow nothing that can stop us]].\\



-->(in a courtroom)'''Urkel:''' State your name.\\

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-->(in a courtroom)'''Urkel:''' courtroom)\\
'''Urkel:'''
State your name.\\


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* In one episode, where Carl, Harriet, Rachel, and Carl's mother are on their way to Sheboygan.
** After waiting for the tow truck for so long:
-->'''Carl:''' I don't get it! I specifically told him we're by the 180 sign!\\
'''Harriet:''' ''(wipes the snow from the sign)'' Carl, the sign has 1'''''30'''''!\\
'''Carl:''' ''(takes a look)'' Didn't I say 130?\\
'''Harriet:''' No! You said 180!\\
'''Carl:''' That explains the delay. Please don't tell Rachel and mama.\\
'''Harriet:''' Fine! Let's just get inside the car!\\
''(after getting in)''\\
'''Rachel:''' Well, what's going on?\\
'''Harriet:''' Carl got the sign wrong. We're back to square one.\\
'''Carl:''' They had to beat that out of you didn't they?
** The highway patrol officer arrives:
-->'''Officer:''' What seems to be the problem?\\
'''Carl:''' We have some car trouble.\\
'''Officer:''' Where are you folks heading?\\
'''Carl:''' We're on our way to Sheboygan.\\
'''Officer:''' On this road? Nobody takes this road to Sheboygan.\\
''(Harriet, Rachel, and Carl's mom glare at him)''\\
'''Carl:''' ''(laughing nervously)'' See Harriet? [[CallBack I'm the only one who knows this shortcut]].
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'''Harriet:''' I don't care who started it! It's over! I'm not gonna say how you destroyed my kitchen! Or how you all act like children! Or what a dumb idea this was to begin with! [[CouldSayItBut I'm not gonna say that!]]\\

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'''Harriet:''' I don't care who started it! It's over! [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou Now I'm not gonna say how you destroyed my kitchen! Or how you all act like children! Or what a dumb idea this was to begin with! [[CouldSayItBut I'm not gonna say that!]]\\
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* Steve and Laura accidentally seeing each other in the buff when they unknowingly try to use the same shower at once.
* Eddie plowing a car into the Winslow house.
* The Christmas special where Carl and Steve are trying to set up lights to decorate the house and cause a ''worldwide'' power outage.
--> '''Steve:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Look what you did.]]
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* I have no clue how this one hasn't been listed. In one episode concerning Eddie's virginity, he explains to Laura that <i>girls</i> are supposed to be virgins, not guys. Laura points out the problem in this by asking who guys are supposed to be having sex with.

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* I have no clue how this one hasn't been listed. In one episode concerning Eddie's virginity, he explains to Laura that <i>girls</i> girls are supposed to be virgins, not guys. Laura points out the problem in this by asking who guys are supposed to be having sex with.
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*I have no clue how this one hasn't been listed. In one episode concerning Eddie's virginity, he explains to Laura that <i>girls</i> are supposed to be virgins, not guys. Laura points out the problem in this by asking who guys are supposed to be having sex with.
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--> '''Urkel's voice echoing, as the city is engulfed in a mushroom cloud''': Did I do that?!
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* The episode where Urkel ''builds an atom bomb'' and [[NukeEm detonates it]]. BetterThanItSounds.

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* The episode where Urkel ''builds an atom bomb'' and [[NukeEm detonates it]]. BetterThanItSounds.
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* Carl and Rachael quickly stuck their tongues out at each other. *\\

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* Carl ''(Carl and Rachael quickly stuck their tongues out at each other. *\\other.)''\\
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* Richie and 3J are hiding out in the attic and Steve uses an infrared tracking device to find them. However, when he first turns it on, it picks up on Carl-

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* Richie and 3J are hiding out in the attic and Steve uses an infrared tracking device to find them. However, when he first turns it on, it picks up on Carl-Carl.
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* When Waldo is involved, there will more likely than not be one of these. For example:
-->(in a courtroom)'''Urkel:''' State your name.\\
'''Waldo:''' Illinois.\\
'''Urkel:''' No Waldo, state your name, ''not'' name your state.\\
'''Waldo:''' Oh. Waldo Geraldo Faldo. From Illinois.
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** '''Harriet:''' "It was everybody's fault. [[NeverMyFault Except mine.]]"
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* Carl and Rachael quickly stuck their tongues at each other. *\\

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* Carl and Rachael quickly stuck their tongues out at each other. *\\
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* In the episode "Baker's Dozen", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "food fight!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he throws some back. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. Everyone throws some tarts at him before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...

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* In the episode "Baker's Dozen", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "food fight!" "{{food fight}}!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he [[PieInTheFace throws some back.back]]. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. [[LetHimHaveIt Everyone throws some tarts at him him]] before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...



'''Harriet:''' I don't care who started it! It's over! I'm not gonna say how you destroyed my kitchen! Or how you all act like children! Or what a dumb idea this was to begin with! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gonna say that!]]\\

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'''Harriet:''' I don't care who started it! It's over! I'm not gonna say how you destroyed my kitchen! Or how you all act like children! Or what a dumb idea this was to begin with! [[HypocriticalHumor [[CouldSayItBut I'm not gonna say that!]]\\



* Carl and Rachael stick their tongues at each other. *\\

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* Carl and Rachael stick quickly stuck their tongues at each other. *\\

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* In the episode "", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "food fight!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he throws some back. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. Everyone throws some tarts at him before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...

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* In the episode "", "Baker's Dozen", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "food fight!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he throws some back. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. Everyone throws some tarts at him before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...



'''Carl:''' You started it.\\
'''Rachael:''' Did not.\\
'''Carl:''' Did too.\\
'''Rachael:''' Did not.\\

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'''Carl:''' ''(whispering)'' You started it.\\
'''Rachael:''' ''(whispering)'' Did not.\\
'''Carl:''' ''(whispering)'' Did too.\\
'''Rachael:''' ''(whispering)'' Did not.\\


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** Rachael's grumpy face during the whole scene was hilarious.
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* The three part {{Disaster Dominoes}} building up to Steve and Myra's first kiss, with him making a mess of setting up folding chairs until he throws one into the grill, fumbling around her backyard furniture until he breaks a window, and finally struggling with her hammock.

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* The three part three-part {{Disaster Dominoes}} building up to Steve and Myra's first kiss, with him making a mess of setting up folding chairs until he throws one into the grill, fumbling around her backyard furniture until he breaks a window, and finally struggling with her hammock.

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-->'''Urkel:''' Relax Eddie, there is absolutely [[TemptingFate nothing that can stop us]].\\
'''Police officer:''' Freeze! This is a raid!\\
'''Urkel:''' Except that.



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<<||Funny/LiveActionTV||>>* In the episode "", after trying Carl's secret family recipe, Lemon Tarts, Rachael thought of the idea of selling them. Carl thought it's a great idea, until he learns he has to make 12,000 tarts by the coming monday. So everyone (except Harriet) start making the tarts. But after a few hours, they only made several hundreds. Due to the stress of it all, a misunderstanding caused a food fight between Carl and Rachael. Rachael accidentally threw flour at Laura, who then tries to get back at her with more flour. Eddie yells "food fight!" and starts throwing some tarts at Carl, then he throws some back. It escalates, until they were interrupted by Urkel, who asked if there's anything to eat. Everyone throws some tarts at him before resuming their fight. When Harriet shows up to stop them...
-->'''Harriet:''' Look at you people! Look at my kitchen! Have you all lost your minds!?\\
'''Rachael:''' ''He'' started it!\\
'''Carl:''' Did not!\\
'''Rachael:''' Did too!\\
'''Laura:''' It wasn't ''me''!\\
'''Carl:''' Did not!\\
'''Rachael:''' Did too!\\
'''Eddie:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I was minding my own business.]]\\
'''Urkel:''' I just came over for a snack!\\
'''Harriet:''' I don't care who started it! It's over! I'm not gonna say how you destroyed my kitchen! Or how you all act like children! Or what a dumb idea this was to begin with! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm not gonna say that!]]\\
'''Carl:''' I'm not gonna say she started it.\\
'''Rachael:''' And I'm not gonna say I had ''lousy help!''\\
'''Harriet:''' Good. I'm glad we're all in agreement.\\
'''Carl:''' You started it.\\
'''Rachael:''' Did not.\\
'''Carl:''' Did too.\\
'''Rachael:''' Did not.\\
'''Harriet:''' ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]''\\
* Carl and Rachael stick their tongues at each other. *\\
'''Urkel:''' ''(licking some of the cream on him)'' Can I have a glass of milk to go with my face?
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* The episode where Urkel ''builds an atom bomb'' and detonates it. BetterThanItSounds.

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* The episode where Urkel ''builds an atom bomb'' and [[NukeEm detonates it.it]]. BetterThanItSounds.
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* On the first episode with Myrtle, Steve attempts to serenade Laura with his accordion. HilartiyEnsues.

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* On the first episode with Myrtle, Steve attempts to serenade Laura with his accordion. HilartiyEnsues.HilarityEnsues.



--> '''Harriette''': "What's that big blob?"

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--> '''Harriette''': "What's that big blob?"blob?"
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* The three part {{Disaster Dominoes}} building up to Steve and Myra's first kiss, with him making a mess of setting up folding chairs until he throws one into the grill, fumbling around her backyard furniture until he breaks a window, and finally struggling with her hammock.

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* The three part {{Disaster Dominoes}} building up to Steve and Myra's first kiss, with him making a mess of setting up folding chairs until he throws one into the grill, fumbling around her backyard furniture until he breaks a window, and finally struggling with her hammock.hammock.
* Richie and 3J are hiding out in the attic and Steve uses an infrared tracking device to find them. However, when he first turns it on, it picks up on Carl-
--> '''Harriette''': "What's that big blob?"
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* The episode where Urkel ''builds an atom bomb'' and detonates it. BetterThanItSounds.
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* The three part {{Disaster Dominoes}} building up to Steve and Myra's first kiss, with him making a mess of setting up folding chairs until he throws one into the grill, fumbling around her backyard furniture until he breaks a window, and finally struggling with her hammock.
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* In one episode, Eddie dents the car and resorts to illegal gambling with Steve (who never loses) to work up the money to pay for repairs. After he's caught and arrested, Carl gives him a long lecture about fessing up when making a mistake to prevent things from getting out of hand like that. Immediately afterward, Harriet gives Carl the exact same lecture as the second plot of the episode involved Carl accidentally throwing away the cremated ashes of Harriet's recently-deceased great aunt and trying to cover it up.

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