History Funny / DuckTalesTheMovieTreasureOfTheLostLamp

'''Launchpad:''' Well, I took a crash course.\\

'''Dijon:'''WAAA WAAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAAAAAA!!!!
'''Scrooge''': [[ARareSentence SOMEBODY,]] '''[[ARareSentence STOP THOSE PANTS!]]'''
(Duck Tales theme plays)

* At the end of the film, when Scrooge was chasing after Dijon who stole a [[TrouserSpace pantsful]] of his money.
-->'''Dijon:''' But it's only some loose change!\\

(''An over-stuffed treasure chest falls out of Dijon's pants, which Scrooge trips on as he chases the thief into the sunset'')
-->'''Scrooge''': [[ARareSentence SOMEBODY,]] '''[[ARareSentence STOP THOSE PANTS!]]'''
** Right before that, just as Scrooge is about to go for a swim in his vault, he does a physics-defying WildTake when he spots Dijon mid-jump with a shout of "'''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]'''".

-->'''Scrooge''': SOMEBODY, '''STOP THOSE PANTS!'''
** Right before that, just as Scrooge is about to go for a swim in his vault, he does a WildTake when he spots Dijon mid-jump with a shout of "'''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]'''".

'''Scrooge''' ''(while {{facepalm}}ing)'': [[NowYouTellMe Now he tells me]].

* The reason Scrooge has dragged the crew all the way is that one of his archaeology digs has found a fancy-looking chest, which may by Collie Baba's treasure. Scrooge breaks open the lock to find...a bunch of ancient robes.

'''Webbigail:''' Well, at least the box is pretty.\\
''(Dig workers murmur in agreement, while Scrooge just looks annoyed.)''

'''Dewey:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, yeah -- like where]]?

* After Dijon thinks he sees Merlock killed, he takes about [[MomentOfSilence half a second to mourn]] his BadBoss...before cheerfully getting over it and going back to stealing.
-->'''Dijon:''' Poor Master...oh, well!

-->''(Duckworth shoots her a "Seriously?" look)''

-->'''Scrooge:''' The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond. No, no. The world's biggest diamond ''mine''. No, no. ''ALL'' the diamond mines! NO! ''The entire mining industry!!'' '''''YES, YES YEE-HEESSSSS!!!'''''.......''*suddenly tranquil*'' I can see where this is going to take some careful thought...

-->''pause''

** Right before that, just as Scrooge is about to go for a swim in his vault, he does a WildTake when he spots Dijon mid-jump with a shout of "[[YouExclamation You!]]"

* "Now I can do all the things real boys do! Run through fields! Play 'Catch'! Roll over..... wait, that's a dog."

''[A treasure chest falls out of Dijon's pants (over-stuffed with cash), which Scrooge trips on]''

** Right before that, just as Scrooge is about to go for a swim in his vault, he does a WildTake when he spots Dijon mid-jump with a shout of "[[YouExclamationYou!]]"

-->'''Scrooge:''' The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond...No, no...The world's biggest diamond ''mine''...no, no...''ALL'' the diamond mines! NO! ''The entire mining industry!!'' '''''YES, YES YEE-HEESSSSS!!!'''''.......I can see where this going to take some careful thought...

* To Launchpad's credit, he doesn't crash the plane ''this'' time. It's just upside-down. After decimating a chain of ancient pillars. And the landing gear pointlessly extends ''after'' the plane's roof is on the sand.
* The reason Scrooge has dragged the crew all the way is that one of his archeology digs has found a fancy-looking chest, which may by Collie Baba's treasure. Scrooge breaks open the lock to find...a bunch of ancient robes.

'''Webigal:''' Well, at least the box is pretty.\\

* As evil as he was, Merlock had some funny moments when he was a rat and a cockroach.
* First Mrs. Beakley sees Webby's baby elephant, then Rat-Merlock, and then finally Webby's brought-to-life toys.
-->'''Mrs. Beakley''': This isn't a house, it's a zoo!

-->'''Mrs. Beakley''': This isn't a house, it's a zoo!