History Funny / DraculaDeadAndLovingIt

-->'''Renfield:''' I know what they're up to. They think I'll lead them to the master! I must outsmart them! ''[He runs in a small square with a perimeter of less than 40 feet]'' Lost 'em!\\

*** And concluding with [[spoiler: Dr. Steward commenting that Renfield is now free to be his own man, and Renfield slowly realizing it's true]].
---->'''Dr. Steward''': Come along, Renfield.\\

-->'''Dr. Steward''': Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.\\

'''Dr. Steward''': Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.

'''Renfield''': (''[[HereWeGoAgain Same voice as before]]'') Yes, Master!

* "Renfield, you asshole!"

** And [[BrickJoke that wasn't the first time]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jGXHa-HxM he'd had some troubles with hypnosis]].

* Dracula's attempt to hypnotize the woman at the opera.

-->''{{Beat}}. The woman nods, and walks over to Dracula as though seeing him for the first time.''
-->'''Woman''': May I help you, sir?
-->'''Dracula''': [mockingly] ''May I help you?'' Why did you not tell him?
-->'''Woman''': About what?
-->'''Dracula''': About... the ''message.''
-->'''Woman''': For who?

-->'''Woman''': No tip!?

** To compound the comedy, just after Dracula introduces himself and begins a conversation with Dr. Seward, the woman - back in the trance - returns and delivers the message after all.

'''Essie (Mina's less attractive maid):''' Oh, I can't wait!\\

** "Children Of The Night! ...What mess they make!"
** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Oh, what the hell."]]

* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vULYUy4buw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ... Mina, you are in the closet.")
-->'''Dracula:''' You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.
-->'''Essie (Mina's less attractive maid):''' Oh I can't wait!
-->'''Dracula:''' ''[stares at her in surprise]'' Not '''YOU'''!
-->''Takes her back inside and throws her on the floor, and carries Mina out, walking very fast''
-->'''Dracula:''' ''Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity, we'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.''

* Van Helsing telling Seward and Jonathan "She will become one herseeeelf!!!" in an overly dramatic and hammy fashion. When asked to repeat himself, he says it in the ''exact same way.''

*** Apparently, the "she's ''dead enough''" was a ThrowItIn by Weber.

** Before that, they force Lucy back to her coffin.

* After Dracula breaks up his brides's attempts to "wrong" Renfield's brains out, they begin to glide out, with the same ethereal creepy music that played when they came in. After a second, Dracula snaps "And stop that!", and they just trudge out.

-->''Beat. The woman nods, and walks over to Dracula as though seeing him for the first time.''

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=-MbDKR50tn0&NR=1 Dance of the Undead]]. Mina and Dracula strike a pose...at which point the Count's LivingShadow proceeds to start screwing Mina's.

* Lucy, now a vampire, attempts to seduce Jonathan. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy counters with GagBoobs!

* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - [[EpicFail and failing.]]

** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Ah, what the heck, I'll try it!"]]

* Renfield trying to imitate Dracula's graceful swoop from his asylum window - and failing.

* The epic nods to the two lines from the original Bela Lugosi ''Film/{{Dracula1931}}'' that seem ''mandatory'' in any adaptation ever since:

* The epic nods to the two lines from the original Bela Lugosi ''Film/{{Dracula}}'' that seem ''mandatory'' in any adaptation ever since:

* The epic nods to the two lines from the original Bela Lugosi ''Film/{{Dracula1930}}'' that seem ''mandatory'' in any adaptation ever since:

* The epic nods to the two lines from the original Bela Lugosi ''Film/Dracula1930'' that seem ''mandatory'' in any adaptation ever since:

** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink...wine."]] {{Beat}} [[SubvertedTrope "Ah, what the heck, I'll try it!"]]

-->'''Renfield:''' I know what they're up to. They think I'll lead them to the master! I must outsmart them!
* Dracula's unnatural power in the final confrontation leads to him defeating all of the heroes, and grabbing Johnathan by the throat. He begins a pretty damned scary and badass speech about how he is utterly invincible, everyone is going to die, and there is nothing in the world that they can do to stop aaaaaaand then he gets poked in the eyes, by Johnathan, Three Stooges style.
* Runs in a small square with a perimeter of less than 40 feet.* Lost 'em!\\

-->'''Renfield:''' I know what they're up to. They think I'll lead them to the master! I must outsmart them! *Runs in a small square with a perimeter of less than 40 feet.* Lost 'em!\\

-->'''Jonathan''': She's ''dead enough.''

* The scene where Mina attempts to seduce John after being bitten by Dracula is comedy gold.

** The scene was also, it should be noted, EnforcedMethodActing. Steven Weber had ''no idea'' how much blood was going to be shooting out, and you can tell he's struggling to keep a straight face. After the second burst, he's wearing a look that screams that "I should have seen it coming."

* Van Helsing asks if Dracula is related to Vlad the Impaler, before giving a gory description of Vlad's atrocities. Dracula's response? "[[BlackComedy They had it coming]]."

'''Dr. Steward''': Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.\\

-->'''Jonathan''': Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood.

** The scene was also, it should be noted, EnforcedMethodActing. Steven Weber had ''no idea'' how much blood was going to be shooting out, and you can tell he's struggling to keep a straight face.

* The whole exchange between Jonathan and Van Helsing when Jonathan has to kill Lucy. Van Helsing tells Jonathan that he (Jonathan) must be the one to do it, and sets Jonathan up in front of the body with a stake and mallet. Van Helsing then goes to stand behind a pillar, and Jonathan bangs the stake into her heart and a veritable [[BloodyHilarious ''geyser'' of blood erupts, drenching him.]]

* The whole exchange between Jonathan and Van Helsing when Jonathan has to kill Lucy. Van Helsing tells Jonathan that he (Jonathan) must be the one to do it, and sets Jonathan up in front of the body with a stake and mallet. Van Helsing then goes to stand behind a pillar, and Jonathan bangs the stake into her heart and a veritable ''geyser'' of blood erupts, drenching him.