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* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. As she responds, Disgustilda has the audacity to begin knitting a sweater ''[[CrossesTheLineTwices emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem]].'' Even after what Sasha told her, she can't resist illustrating her dislike of Crafty in such a petty way.

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* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. As she responds, Disgustilda has the audacity to begin knitting a sweater ''[[CrossesTheLineTwices ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem]].'' Even after what Sasha told her, she can't resist illustrating her dislike of Crafty in such a petty way.
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* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. For some reason, this revelation prompts Disgustilda to begin knitting ''a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem'' as she responds. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The sheer audacity and tastelessness of the action make it the funniest gag in the episode]], and what makes it even better is how Sasha has no comment on it whatsoever.

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* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. For some reason, this revelation prompts As she responds, Disgustilda has the audacity to begin knitting ''a a sweater ''[[CrossesTheLineTwices emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem'' as she responds. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The sheer audacity and tastelessness of the action make it the funniest gag in the episode]], and emblem]].'' Even after what makes it even better is how Sasha has no comment on it whatsoever.told her, she can't resist illustrating her dislike of Crafty in such a petty way.
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* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice and right after she just expressed her complicated feelings for him]].''

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* It goes uncommented on, but After Disgustilda knits a takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. For some reason, this revelation prompts Disgustilda to begin knitting ''a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice emblem'' as she responds. [[CrossesTheLineTwice The sheer audacity and right after she just expressed her complicated feelings for him]].''tastelessness of the action make it the funniest gag in the episode]], and what makes it even better is how Sasha has no comment on it whatsoever.
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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together. He loses his composure ''right'' as the camera takes the shot.

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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together. He loses his composure ''right'' as the camera takes the shot.
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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together. He loses his composure ''right'' as the camera finishes taking the shot.

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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together. He loses his composure ''right'' as the camera finishes taking takes the shot.
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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together, and after a flash, the camera's result displays him losing his composure.

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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together, and after a flash, together. He loses his composure ''right'' as the camera's result displays him losing his composure.camera finishes taking the shot.
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* The last scene of the episode has all the OC pairings celebrating their relationships at a Valentine's party held by Nurse. She extends an offer to dance with a sulking Crafty, who decides to take her up on it. It's a rather sweet moment, and Crafty seems quite happy with his decision... right up until he spots Nurse about to take a picture of them dancing together, and after a flash, the camera's result displays him losing his composure.
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* For the first question of the segment, Crystelle is asked what Disgustilda is like when she's not antagonizing Crafty. She gives a baffled account of what Disgustilda is like in response, capping it off by remarking how "not all the lights are on" in Disgustilda's head. ''Somehow,'' Disgustilda overhears this, takes it very literally, and manages to brute-force her way into the closet without using what should've been its sole entrance. It turns out she had help:

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* For the first question of the segment, Crystelle is asked what Disgustilda is like when she's not antagonizing Crafty. She gives a baffled account of what Disgustilda is like in response, capping it off by remarking how "not all the lights are on" in Disgustilda's head. ''Somehow,'' Disgustilda overhears this, this statement, takes it very literally, and manages to brute-force her way into the closet without using what should've been its sole entrance. It turns out she had help:
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--->'''Crystelle:''' ... In case it hasn't been made ''abundantly'' clear, not all the lights are on in there...\\

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--->'''Crystelle:''' ...-->'''Crystelle:''' ... In case it hasn't been made ''abundantly'' clear, not all the lights are on in there...\\
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** The whole reason Disgustilda is in search of a lightbulb is due to her taking; earlier, Crystelle remarks that "not all the ''lights'' are on in [Disgustilda's] head."

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* After Crystelle reveals some interesting tidbits regarding Disgustilda, Disgustilda herself drops by. Somehow, she enters without using the Qloset's sole entrance, but someone helped her make it possible:
-->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\

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* After For the first question of the segment, Crystelle reveals some interesting tidbits regarding Disgustilda, is asked what Disgustilda herself drops by. Somehow, she enters is like when she's not antagonizing Crafty. She gives a baffled account of what Disgustilda is like in response, capping it off by remarking how "not all the lights are on" in Disgustilda's head. ''Somehow,'' Disgustilda overhears this, takes it very literally, and manages to brute-force her way into the closet without using the Qloset's what should've been its sole entrance, but someone helped entrance. It turns out she had help:
--->'''Crystelle:''' ... In case it hasn't been made ''abundantly'' clear, not all the lights are on in there...\\
''[Disgustilda smashes
her make it possible:
-->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
way into Crystelle's Qloset.]''\\



** The whole reason that Disgustilda is in search of a lightbulb is a StealthPun; earlier, Crystelle remarks that "not all the ''lights'' are on in [Disgustilda's] head."

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** The whole reason that Disgustilda is in search of a lightbulb is a StealthPun; due to her taking; earlier, Crystelle remarks that "not all the ''lights'' are on in [Disgustilda's] head."
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--->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\

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--->'''Disgustilda:''' -->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
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'''Crystelle:''' Ah-- you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''\\

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'''Crystelle:''' Ah-- you?! Ah--you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''\\
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* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice and right after she just expressed her complicated feelings for him]].''

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* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Sasha]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice and right after she just expressed her complicated feelings for him]].''
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* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice after she just finished pouring her heart out about her feelings toward him]].''

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* It goes uncommented on, but Disgustilda knits a sweater emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem... [[RefugeInAudacity right in front of Sasha,]] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Sasha,]]--''[[CrossesTheLineTwice and right after she just finished pouring expressed her heart out about her complicated feelings toward for him]].''
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* As Pepper criticizes companies who overcommercialize their [=IPs=], she briefly turns away from Crafty, upon which [[HypocriticalHumor a pile of]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor Dr. Crafty]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor merchandise emerges]]. Crafty hurriedly hides the items before a completely oblivious Pepper faces him again.

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* As Pepper criticizes takes a moment to criticize companies who overcommercialize over-commercialize their [=IPs=], and she briefly turns away from Crafty, upon which just so happens to turn her back right as [[HypocriticalHumor a pile of]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor Dr. Crafty]]'' [[HypocriticalHumor merchandise emerges]].emerges in front of Crafty]]. Crafty hurriedly hides the items before a completely oblivious Pepper faces him again.
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'''Crafty, weary:''' ''[wearily] Where did you even get that...?''

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'''Crafty, weary:''' '''Crafty:''' ''[wearily] Where did you even get that...?''
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--->'''Skeletor:''' ''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''\\

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--->'''Skeletor:''' -->'''Skeletor:''' ''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''\\
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--->'''Pepper:''' It really is a good month to do so, as well! And I think the happy couple will be very excited to meet you.\\

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--->'''Pepper:''' -->'''Pepper:''' It really is a good month to do so, as well! And I think the happy couple will be very excited to meet you.\\
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'''Nurse, softly:''' Hmhm... I love you.\\

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'''Nurse, softly:''' '''Nurse:''' ''[softly]'' Hmhm... I love you.\\
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'''Pepper, still holding back laughter:''' Oh, come on, Doctor. Please!\\

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'''Pepper, still '''Pepper:''' ''[still audibly holding back laughter:''' her laughter]'' Oh, come on, Doctor. Please!\\
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'''Crafty:'''"What??

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'''Crafty:'''"What??'''Crafty:''' ''What??''
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* A space station experiences a leak, and the resulting vacuum threatens to suck the station's inhabitants outside. Suddenly, Crafty arrives and saves the day... by sealing the opening with a ''Dr. Crafty'' poster. ''It actually works!'' But because the poster is exclusive to Crafty's Patrons, and no member of the space station's team currently donates to his Patreon, Crafty removes the poster, [[CrossesTheLineTwice leaving the team to die]].
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'''Messi, wearily:''' ... What were we talking about?\\

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'''Messi, wearily:''' ...'''Messi:''' ''[wearily]'' ... What were we talking about?\\

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[[folder: Season 3 Premiere Month]]

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[[folder: Season 3 Commission Month]]

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[[folder: Disney Month]]

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[[folder:Season 3 Promotional Videos]]
!!Dr Crafty Merchandise: The Sequel!
!!PATREON 2: The Search for More Money
!!Crafty Direct! Season 3 updates!
* Crafty mentions having fired one of his writers--namely Paladin Taim, whose onscreen zombie gets shot dead right after. Considering the supposedly unpleasant circumstances behind Taim's removal, [[CrossesTheLineTwice there's something to be said about this gag and its brusque execution]].
!!Dr Crafty! Trailer Terror!
!!Dr Crafty! Megacon May 18th 2019 Announcement!
!!Dr Crafty Patreon statues - July 2019
!!Dr Crafty! Mini update!
!!Dr Crafty Official Website OPEN!
!!Patreon Exclusive Merch available NOW!
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!!PPatreon E5: "She's Back... In Pink?"

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!!PPatreon !!Patreon E5: "She's Back... In Pink?"
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!!Main Show 63. - "Something Weird This Way Comes"

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!!Main Show 63. - E63: "Something Weird This Way Comes"



!!Main Show 64. - "Socializing is Arcane"

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!!Main Show 64. - E64: "Socializing is Arcane"



!!Main Show 65. - "GEMS! Truly Outrageous!"

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!!Main Show 65. - E65: "GEMS! Truly Outrageous!"



!!Main Show 66. - "Titans! Reboot!"

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!!Main Show 66. - E66: "Titans! Reboot!"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 10. - "Funniest Characters"

!!''Chara-Cafe'' 10. - "Duck and Cover"

!!''Questionable Qloset'' 4. - "Atop the 4th door"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 10. - E10: "Funniest Characters"

!!''Chara-Cafe'' 10. - E10: "Duck and Cover"

!!''Questionable Qloset'' 4. - E4: "Atop the 4th door"Door"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 5. - "The Little Purple House"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 5. - E5: "The Little Purple House"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 11. - "Disney Characters"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 11. - E11: "Disney Characters"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 11. - "I'MA VAMPIRE!"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 11. - E11: "I'MA VAMPIRE!"VAMPIRE"



!!Main Show 67. - "Epcot Escapades"

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!!Main Show 67. - E67: "Epcot Escapades"



!!Main Show 68. - "Hollywood Hilarity"

!!Main Show 69. - "Animal Kingdom Antics"

!!Main Show 70. - "Magic Kingdom Mania"

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!!Main Show 68. - E68: "Hollywood Hilarity"

!!Main Show 69. - E69: "Animal Kingdom Antics"

!!Main Show 70. - E70: "Magic Kingdom Mania"



!!Spinoff Special

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!!Spinoff Special!!Spin-Off Special (''Chara-Cafe'' E12 / ''Top Ten Tub'' E12 / ''Questionable Qloset'' E6)



!!Main Show 71. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 1

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!!Main Show 71. - E71: "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 1



!!Main Show 72. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 2

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!!Main Show 72. - E72: "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 2



!!Main Show 73. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 3

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!!Main Show 73. - E73: "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 3



!!Main Show [=74pt1=]. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 1)

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!!Main Show [=74pt1=]. - [=E74pt1=]: "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 1)



!!Main Show [=74pt2=]. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 2)

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!!Main Show [=74pt2=]. - [=E74pt2=]: "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 2)



!!Patreon 3. - "Here we go!"

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!!Patreon 3. - E3: "Here we go!"We Go!"



!!Patreon 4. - "Some Assembly Required"

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!!Patreon 4. - E4: "Some Assembly Required"



!!Patreon 5. - "She's back... In pink?"

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!!Patreon 5. - !!PPatreon E5: "She's back... Back... In pink?"Pink?"



!!Patreon 6. - "Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!"

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!!Patreon 6. - E6: "Now it's S(he)Hulk Time!"
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!!Main Show 51. - "Crafty Hearts Re:Grouped"

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!!Main Show 51. - E51: "Crafty Hearts Re:Grouped"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 7. - "Hyde and Shriek"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 7. - E7: "Hyde and Shriek"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 7. - "Crafty Fan Characters!"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 7. - E7: "Crafty Fan Characters!"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 1. - "Enter the Qloset"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 1. - E1: "Enter the Qloset"



!!Main Show 52. - "It's Only a Model..."

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!!Main Show 52. - E52: "It's Only only a Model..."



!!Main Show 53. - "The Art of the Con(vention)"

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!!Main Show 53. - E53: "The Art of the Con(vention)"



!!Main Show 54. - "Going Poster"

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!!Main Show 54. - E54: "Going Poster"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 8. - "Ad-ORC-able!"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 8. - E8: "Ad-ORC-able!"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 8. - "Couples!"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 8. - E8: "Couples!"



!!''Questionable Qloset'' 2. - "Return to the Qloset"

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!!''Questionable Qloset'' 2. - E2: "Return to the Qloset"



!!Main Show 55. - "Mischief Match Maker"

!!Main Show 56. - "Blind Hate"

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!!Main Show 55. - E55: "Mischief Match Maker"

!!Main Show 56. - E56: "Blind Hate"



!!Main Show 57. - "This is Crack(ship)"

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!!Main Show 57. - E57: "This is Crack(ship)"



!!Main Show 58. - "[=LoveCrafty=]"

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!!Main Show 58. - E58: "[=LoveCrafty=]"



!!''Chara-Cafe'' 9. - "Pirates VS Doctors"

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!!''Chara-Cafe'' 9. - E9: "Pirates VS Doctors"



!!''Top Ten Tub'' 9. - "Original Characters 2"

!!''Questionable Qloset'' 3. - "Door Number 3"

!!Main Show 59. - "Blown A Fusion"

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!!''Top Ten Tub'' 9. - E9: "Original Characters 2"

!!''Questionable Qloset'' 3. - E3: "Door Number 3"

!!Main Show 59. - E59: "Blown A a Fusion"



!!Main Show 60. - "Fiction is Stranger Than Truth"

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!!Main Show 60. - E60: "Fiction is Stranger Than than Truth"



!!Main Show 61. - "Dragon, Dragon! Mock the Dragon!"

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!!Main Show 61. - E61: "Dragon, Dragon! Mock the Dragon!"



!!Main Show 62. - "Charablanca"

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!!Main Show 62. - E62: "Charablanca"
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!!Main Show 74. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 1)

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!!Main Show 74.[=74pt1=]. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 1)



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!!Main Show 74.[=74pt2=]. - "I Need a Hero Academia" Part 4 (Part 2)

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-->'''Crafty:''' "Well, um, I'm going to work on next week's art, yes yes, um, talk to you later? Okay?"\\
''[Crafty leaves through an archway.]''\\
'''Nurse, softly:''' "Hmhm... I love you."\\
'''Crafty, returning:''' "''What?''"\\
'''Nurse, panicking:''' "NOTHING~~!! GO BACK TO SLEEP!"\\

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-->'''Crafty:''' "Well, um, Nurse, wait a moment.\\
'''Nurse:''' Hm? Yes, Doctor?\\
'''Crafty:''' I um... I didn't want to say this on-camera--it's a little embarrassing--but um... I'm...
I'm going to work on next week's art, yes yes, um, talk to sorry, too. I've... taken you later? Okay?"\\
''[Crafty leaves through an archway.
for granted. And I wanted to apologize. You... You're probably the best partner a silly manchild like me could ever ask for. So... Thank you.\\
''[The two silently, warmly smile at each other before Crafty's nervousness gets the better of him.
]''\\
'''Crafty:''' W-Well, um... I'm going to work on next week's art, yes yes, um, talk to you later? Okay?\\
''[Crafty retreats to his bedroom.]''\\
'''Nurse, softly:''' "Hmhm...Hmhm... I love you."\\
'''Crafty, returning:''' "''What?''"\\
'''Nurse, panicking:''' "NOTHING~~!!
\\
''[Crafty suddenly returns]''\\
'''Crafty:''' ''What?''\\
'''Nurse:''' ''[panicking]'' NOTHING~~!!
GO BACK TO SLEEP!"\\SLEEP!\\



'''Pepper:''' "Oh wow! I would love to hear more about that!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "You wouldn't understand."\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh Doctor, I'm sure I would."\\
'''Crafty:''' "... Promise not to laugh?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Pinky promise."\\
'''Crafty::''' "Well... I used to be heavily involved in the ''Sonic'' fandom, and I had an OC named --"\\

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'''Pepper:''' "Oh Oh wow! I would love to hear more about that!"\\
that!\\
'''Crafty:''' "You You wouldn't understand."\\
\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh Oh Doctor, I'm sure I would."\\
'''Crafty:''' "...
\\
'''Crafty:''' ...
Promise not to laugh?"\\
laugh?\\
'''Pepper:''' "Pinky Pinky promise."\\
\\
'''Crafty::''' "Well... Well... I used to be heavily involved in the ''Sonic'' fandom, and I had an OC named --"\\--\\



'''Crafty:''' "Wait, was that a laugh?!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "N-no, Doctor! I'm sorry!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ahhh, forget it. If you even have to hold back a giggle, it's not worth telling."\\

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'''Crafty:''' "Wait, Wait, was that a laugh?!"\\
laugh?!\\
'''Pepper:''' "N-no, N-no, Doctor! I'm sorry!"\\
sorry!\\
'''Crafty:''' "Ahhh, Ahhh, forget it. If you even have to hold back a giggle, it's not worth telling."\\\\



'''Crafty:''' "Fiiiine. [[MundaneMadeAwesome His name was Steve the Hedgehog. He worked in Hedgehog Accounting, and he arrested all the other hedgehogs for tax evasion]]."\\

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'''Crafty:''' "Fiiiine.Fiiiine. [[MundaneMadeAwesome His name was Steve the Hedgehog. He worked in Hedgehog Accounting, and he arrested all the other hedgehogs for tax evasion]]."\\\\



'''Crafty:''' "You said you weren't going to laugh!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "I'm sorry, Doctor, really. I guess the down-to-earth characterization of that OC felt so unexpected that I just couldn't help it."

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'''Crafty:''' "You You said you weren't going to laugh!"\\
laugh!\\
'''Pepper:''' "I'm I'm sorry, Doctor, really. I guess the down-to-earth characterization of that OC felt so unexpected that I just couldn't help it."
it.



-->'''Nurse:''' "Now, why don't you tell us a bit about this design?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, it all started when I found these magic die..."\\

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-->'''Nurse:''' "Now, Now, why don't you tell us a bit about this design?"\\
design?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, Well, it all started when I found these magic die..."\\\\



'''Nurse:''' "... Yes?"\\

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'''Nurse:''' "... Yes?"\\'''Nurse:''' ... Yes?\\



'''Crafty:''' "[[BaitAndSwitch That's... it]]! I found them, and then I made a shirt about them!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Oh... Well, um... Where did you find them? I'm sure there's an interesting story behind them! Are they cursed by an ancient Egyptian God? Did you have to solve a series of puzzles and climb through magic caverns to secure them?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Nope! I just found them in a cursed box of cereal that I bought off Kmart."\\
'''Nurse:''' "Crafty... You're kidding."\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Surprisingly, I'm not]]! Kmarts are all cursed, Nurse! This is a known fact."

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'''Crafty:''' "[[BaitAndSwitch [[BaitAndSwitch That's... it]]! I found them, and then I made a shirt about them!"\\
them!\\
'''Nurse:''' "Oh...Oh... Well, um... Where did you find them? I'm sure there's an interesting story behind them! Are they cursed by an ancient Egyptian God? Did you have to solve a series of puzzles and climb through magic caverns to secure them?"\\
them?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Nope! Nope! I just found them in a cursed box of cereal that I bought off Kmart."\\
\\
'''Nurse:''' "Crafty...Crafty... You're kidding."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Surprisingly, I'm not]]! Kmarts are all cursed, Nurse! This is a known fact."



-->'''Nurse:''' "Doctor, ''no.''"\\
'''Crafty:''' "But NUUUUUURSE, it'll be so ''cool!''"\\
'''Nurse''' "Doctor, NO."

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-->'''Nurse:''' "Doctor, Doctor, ''no.''"\\
''\\
'''Crafty:''' "But But NUUUUUURSE, it'll be so ''cool!''"\\
''cool!''\\
'''Nurse''' "Doctor, Doctor, NO."



--->'''Nurse:''' "''[[SuddenlyShouting NO EXPLOSIONS!]]''"

to:

--->'''Nurse:''' "''[[SuddenlyShouting ''[[SuddenlyShouting NO EXPLOSIONS!]]''"EXPLOSIONS!]]''



-->'''Pepper:''' "It really is a good month to do so, as well! And I think the happy couple will be very excited to meet you."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Yeah, why don't we go ahead and skip to that part?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "What do you mean?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "I really want to meet them ''now.'' Maybe we can tell the writers to ''hurry it up?''"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh, um... I guess?"\\

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "It --->'''Pepper:''' It really is a good month to do so, as well! And I think the happy couple will be very excited to meet you."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Yeah, Yeah, why don't we go ahead and skip to that part?"\\
part?\\
'''Pepper:''' "What What do you mean?"\\
mean?\\
'''Crafty:''' "I I really want to meet them ''now.'' Maybe we can tell the writers to ''hurry it up?''"\\
up?''\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh, Oh, um... I guess?"\\guess?\\



'''Pepper:''' "... Writers?"\\

to:

'''Pepper:''' "... Writers?"\\'''Pepper:''' ... Writers?\\



'''Crafty:''' "Fine! Be that way! I guess we can ''wait...''"\\
''[At the sound of a ding, both hosts perk up in recognition.]''\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh, I uh... I think it's done!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "YES! I knew that would work!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Maybe the writers are having pity on you. *Giggles*"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Or ''maybe,'' they know who's boss!"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "Fine! Fine! Be that way! I guess we can ''wait...''"\\
''\\
''[At the sound of a ding, both hosts perk look up in recognition.]''\\
'''Pepper:''' "Oh, Oh, I uh... I think it's done!"\\
done!\\
'''Crafty:''' "YES! YES! I knew that would work!"\\
work!\\
'''Pepper:''' "Maybe Maybe the writers are having pity on you. *Giggles*"\\
*Giggles*\\
'''Crafty:''' "Or Or ''maybe,'' they know who's boss!"\\boss!\\



'''Crafty:''' "I was just kidding!! Please don't erase me!"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "I I was just kidding!! Please don't erase me!"\\me!\\



'''Pepper:''' "Let's, um... just go meet the happy couple!"

to:

'''Pepper:''' "Let's, Let's, um... just go meet the happy couple!"
couple!



-->'''Messi:''' "A lot of people over the years have accused this pairing of romanticizing Stockholm Syndrome, wherein a kidnapped victim feels sympathy... for their captor... Those people are f''[honk]''ing morons. Stockholm Syndrome isn't even a real psychological condition! And if it was, they've got it backwards! Belle doesn't feel sympathy for him, or change her own behaviors for ''him.'' The Beast changes for ''her,'' and becomes a better human! That's the whole. F''[honk]''ing. POINT! But ''nooooo!'' You guys gotta have your whole hot takes and feel so smart for pointing out logical inconsistencies in a F''[HONK]''ING FAIRYTALE! Well, goo for you, buddy. How about instead of doing that, you go out and touch a ''real'' woman instead of ''complaining about stories starring a 2D one?!''"\\

to:

-->'''Messi:''' "A A lot of people over the years have accused this pairing of romanticizing Stockholm Syndrome, wherein a kidnapped victim feels sympathy... for their captor... Those people are f''[honk]''ing f''(honk)''ing morons. Stockholm Syndrome isn't even a real psychological condition! And if it was, they've got it backwards! Belle doesn't feel sympathy for him, or change her own behaviors for ''him.'' The Beast changes for ''her,'' and becomes a better human! That's the whole. F''[honk]''ing. F''(honk)''ing. POINT! But ''nooooo!'' You guys gotta have your whole hot takes and feel so smart for pointing out logical inconsistencies in a F''[HONK]''ING F''(HONK)''ING FAIRYTALE! Well, goo for you, buddy. How about instead of doing that, you go out and touch a ''real'' woman instead of ''complaining about stories starring a 2D one?!''"\\one?!''\\



'''Crafty:''' "Feel better, darling?"\\
'''Messi, wearily:''' "... What were we talking about?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Um... ''Beauty and the Beast?''"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "Feel Feel better, darling?"\\
darling?\\
'''Messi, wearily:''' "... wearily:''' ... What were we talking about?"\\
about?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Um... Um... ''Beauty and the Beast?''"\\Beast?''\\



'''Messi:''' "Beauty and the Beast! The ship that launched a thousand monster boyfriends. This absolutely iconic pair is..."\\

to:

'''Messi:''' "Beauty Beauty and the Beast! The ship that launched a thousand monster boyfriends. This absolutely iconic pair is..."\\\\



-->'''Crafty:''' "Well, I have to ask, Messi. What're your plans for Valentines' day?"\\
'''Messi:''' "Well, I may not have a special lady in my life yet, but I can still gorge on chocolate and ice cream while watching ''Bridgette Jones' Diary'' for the eight millionth time."\\
'''Serena, popping up from offscreen:''' "I can help with that, Ms. Messibelle!"\\
'''Messi:''' "Oh, great! Can you go to the store and buy me a big tub of ice cream? I'm all out."\\
'''Serena:''' "I'd love you-- I-I mean, love to! Be right back..."\\

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "Well, Well, I have to ask, Messi. What're your plans for Valentines' day?"\\
day?\\
'''Messi:''' "Well, Well, I may not have a special lady in my life yet, but I can still gorge on chocolate and ice cream while watching ''Bridgette Jones' Diary'' for the eight millionth time."\\
'''Serena, popping up from offscreen:''' "I
\\
''[Serena appears.]''\\
'''Serena:''' I
can help with that, Ms. Messibelle!"\\
Messibelle!\\
'''Messi:''' "Oh, Oh, great! Can you go to the store and buy me a big tub of ice cream? I'm all out."\\
\\
'''Serena:''' "I'd I'd love you-- I-I mean, love to! Be right back..."\\\\



'''Messi, completely oblivious:''' "What a nice girl."\\
'''Crafty, nonplussed:''' "You're actually a complete idiot, aren't you?"\\
'''Messi:''' "What?"\\

to:

'''Messi, completely oblivious:''' "What a nice girl."\\
'''Crafty, nonplussed:''' "You're actually a complete idiot, aren't you?"\\
'''Messi:''' "What?"\\''[oblivious]'' What a nice girl.\\
'''Crafty:''' ...You're actually a complete idiot, aren't you?\\
'''Messi:''' What?\\



'''Messi:''' "''Whaaat?''"

to:

'''Messi:''' "''Whaaat?''"''...Whaaat?''



-->'''Crafty:''' "Hey, I ''found'' them like that! They started college as normal humans, and came out looking like this. So don't blame me!"

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "Hey, Hey, I ''found'' them like that! They started college as normal humans, and came out looking like this. So don't blame me!"
me!



-->'''Skeletor:''' "''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''"\\
'''Nurse:''' "Me?"\\
'''Skeletor:''' "''WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEE?!?!''"\\
'''Nurse:''' "What?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "Nurse, how could you?!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "What are you talking about?"\\
'''Skeletor:''' "You said I had a chance with the Garnet, but she was already clearly married to herself! [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight A... common, and... natural occurrence]], but shocking nonetheless!"\\
'''Nurse:''' "I--I have no words..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Sir Skeletor, please, calm down! I'm sure we can work this out!"\\
'''Skeletor:''' "There is nothing I can do, I suppose. The lady has made her choice. However, I ''will'' take that goodie bag you mentioned earlier!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "About that. We actually don't have a goodie bag."\\

to:

-->'''Skeletor:''' "''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''"\\
--->'''Skeletor:''' ''YOOOOOOOU!!!!''\\
'''Nurse:''' "Me?"\\
Me?\\
'''Skeletor:''' "''WHY ''WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEE?!?!''"\\
MEEE?!?!''\\
'''Nurse:''' "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Crafty:''' "Nurse, Nurse, how could you?!"\\
you?!\\
'''Nurse:''' "What What are you talking about?"\\
about?\\
'''Skeletor:''' "You You said I had a chance with the Garnet, but she was already clearly married to herself! [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight A... common, and... natural occurrence]], but shocking nonetheless!"\\
nonetheless!\\
'''Nurse:''' "I--I I--I have no words..."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Sir Sir Skeletor, please, calm down! I'm sure we can work this out!"\\
out!\\
'''Skeletor:''' "There There is nothing I can do, I suppose. The lady has made her choice. However, I ''will'' take that goodie bag you mentioned earlier!"\\
earlier!\\
'''Crafty:''' "About About that. We actually don't have a goodie bag."\\\\



'''Crafty:''' "''Ummmm...''"\\
'''Skeletor, as he stands back up:''' "''WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS LAB BUILT ON A FOUNDATION OF LIIIESS?!?!''"\\
'''Nurse:''' "I'm with you on that one!"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "''Ummmm...''"\\
'''Skeletor, as he
''Ummmm...''\\
''[Skeletor abruptly
stands back up:''' "''WHY up.]''\\
'''Skeletor:''' ''WHY
IS EVERYTHING IN THIS LAB BUILT ON A FOUNDATION OF LIIIESS?!?!''"\\
LIIIESS?!?!''\\
'''Nurse:''' "I'm I'm with you on that one!"\\one!\\



'''Crafty:''' "''PLEASE NO! OW! OW! MY RIBS! OOWWW! AHH-HA! MY FEMUR! AHH-OW-OW-OW! OW, MY PELVIS! WHY ARE YOU GOING FOR MY BONES SPECIFICALLY?!''"\\

to:

'''Crafty:''' "''PLEASE ''PLEASE NO! OW! OW! MY RIBS! OOWWW! AHH-HA! MY FEMUR! AHH-OW-OW-OW! OW, MY PELVIS! WHY ARE YOU GOING FOR MY BONES SPECIFICALLY?!''"\\SPECIFICALLY?!''\\



'''Crafty, weary:''' "''Where did you even get that...?''"

to:

'''Crafty, weary:''' "''Where ''[wearily] Where did you even get that...?''"
?''



-->'''CRFT News Reporter:''' "We interrupt your hot garbage for a breaking news report!"

to:

-->'''CRFT News Reporter:''' "We We interrupt your hot garbage for a breaking news report!"report!



* In the ''Crafty''-verse, Davy Jone's Locker turns out to be the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' incarnation--a gym locker.
-->'''''Spongebob''''' '''Narrator, with an accompanying title card:''' "A few moments later..."\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, that was not what I expected, but... also ''exactly'' what I expected."

to:

* In the ''Crafty''-verse, Davy Jone's Locker turns out to be the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' incarnation--a gym locker.
locker. The show's narrator even appears to transition the scene back to the lab.
-->'''''Spongebob''''' '''Narrator, with an accompanying title card:''' "A '''Narrator:''' A few moments later..."\\
\\
'''Crafty:''' "Well, Well, that was not what I expected, but... also ''exactly'' what I expected."
expected.



-->'''Crafty:''' "SEUSS FUSIONS! Or, as I like to call them, Seussions!”\\

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "SEUSS SEUSS FUSIONS! Or, as I like to call them, Seussions!”\\Seussions!\\



-->'''Jedah:''' "Hello, mortals! Jedah Dohma from Jedah & Jedah Law Services here! You know me, and I know you. [[HypocriticalHumor No need to make an interpretation of something you already know exists]], like my intro!"

to:

-->'''Jedah:''' "Hello, Hello, mortals! Jedah Dohma from Jedah & Jedah Law Services here! You know me, and I know you. [[HypocriticalHumor No need to make an interpretation of something you already know exists]], like my intro!"intro!



--->'''Jedah:''' "If you feel that you are under slander or identity theft, from clearly misguided writers, then call Jedah--"\\

to:

--->'''Jedah:''' "If If you feel that you are under slander or identity theft, from clearly misguided writers, then call Jedah--"\\Jedah--\\



'''Jedah, hurriedly:''' "--Like me and how ''HORRIBLY MISREPRESENTED I AM ON THIS SHOW!''"

to:

'''Jedah, hurriedly:''' "--Like '''Jedah:''' ''[hurriedly]'' --Like me and how ''HORRIBLY MISREPRESENTED I AM ON THIS SHOW!''"
SHOW!''



-->'''Junkrat:''' ''[muffled]'' "I need healing!"

to:

-->'''Junkrat:''' ''[muffled]'' "I I need healing!" healing!



-->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Ah-- you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Oi, I thought you were supposed to know everything! I came in through the window!"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "This... This is a closet. There ''aren't'' any windows."\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Yeah, I know mate--made it bloody difficult, that's for sure. But where there's a will, there's a way!"\\

to:

-->'''Disgustilda:''' --->'''Disgustilda:''' HELLO!!\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Ah-- Ah-- you?! What... are you - ''How did you get in here?!''"\\
here?!''\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Oi, Oi, I thought you were supposed to know everything! I came in through the window!"\\
window!\\
'''Crystelle:''' "This...This... This is a closet. There ''aren't'' any windows."\\
\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "Yeah, Yeah, I know mate--made it bloody difficult, that's for sure. But where there's a will, there's a way!"\\way!\\



'''Disgustilda:''' "[[VisualPun Thanks, Will!]]"\\
'''Will:''' "'Salright, mate."\\

to:

'''Disgustilda:''' "[[VisualPun [[VisualPun Thanks, Will!]]"\\
Will!]]\\
'''Will:''' "'Salright, 'Salright, mate."\\\\



'''Crystelle:''' "I don't even... Okay, ''why'' are you here?"\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "[[ComicallySmallDemand Do you have a lightbulb I could borrow]]?"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Ugh... ''Out with you!''"\\

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "I I don't even... Okay, ''why'' are you here?"\\
here?\\
'''Disgustilda:''' "[[ComicallySmallDemand [[ComicallySmallDemand Do you have a lightbulb I could borrow]]?"\\
borrow]]?\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Ugh... Ugh... ''Out with you!''"\\you!''\\



-->"''[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE FU-]]''"

to:

-->"''[[CurseCutShort -->''[[CurseCutShort WHAT THE FU-]]''"
FU-]]''



---> "Why're you looking at me for? I've got no words."

to:

---> "Why're --->'''Alex:''' Why're you looking at me for? I've got no words."



--->'''Alex:''' "I can safely say without a doubt these are probably the scariest toys I have ever seen in my life."\\

to:

--->'''Alex:''' "I I can safely say without a doubt these are probably the scariest toys I have ever seen in my life."\\\\



'''Alex:''' "I lied! ''This'' is the scariest thing in the park!"\\

to:

'''Alex:''' "I I lied! ''This'' is the scariest thing in the park!"\\park!\\



--> "You should truly never underestimate the power of alcohol, my friends!"

to:

--> "You -->'''Nurse:''' You should truly never underestimate the power of alcohol, my friends!"



-->'''Nurse:''' "NO! We are NOT doing this. Get back here, you mental miscreant!"\\
'''Crafty:''' Um, yeah! You tell him, Nurse! ''[He quietly addresses the audience.]'' ''I have no idea what's happening.''"

to:

-->'''Nurse:''' "NO! NO! We are NOT doing this. Get back here, you mental miscreant!"\\
miscreant!\\
'''Crafty:''' Um, yeah! You tell him, Nurse! ''[He quietly addresses the audience.]'' ''I Nurse ''... I have no idea what's happening.''"
''



-->'''Pepper:''' "Hey, there's an idea!"\\
'''Messibelle:''' "Huh?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "I mean, it's not like we have much else to do right now, and it's been a while since we got to hang out with each other. So... why don't we do a show together?"\\
'''Messibelle:''' "Together?"\\
'''Crystelle:''' "All at once?"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Y-yeah! It'll be like a big crossover special!"\\
'''Messibelle:''' "It would beat sitting around and moping, that's for sure."\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Very well. Let's do it."\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yay! Well, if nobody else minds, I'll go first. It's time for the ''Chara-Cafe...'' or um... the... ''Dungeon... Deli?''"\\

to:

-->'''Pepper:''' "Hey, Hey, there's an idea!"\\
idea!\\
'''Messibelle:''' "Huh?"\\
Huh?\\
'''Pepper:''' "I I mean, it's not like we have much else to do right now, and it's been a while since we got to hang out with each other. So... why don't we do a show together?"\\
together?\\
'''Messibelle:''' "Together?"\\
Together?\\
'''Crystelle:''' "All All at once?"\\
once?\\
'''Pepper:''' "Y-yeah! Y-yeah! It'll be like a big crossover special!"\\
special!\\
'''Messibelle:''' "It It would beat sitting around and moping, that's for sure."\\
\\
'''Crystelle:''' "Very Very well. Let's do it."\\
\\
'''Pepper:''' "Yay! Yay! Well, if nobody else minds, I'll go first. It's time for the ''Chara-Cafe...'' or um... the... ''Dungeon... Deli?''"\\Deli?''\\



'''Pepper:''' "Oh, come on. I know it was bad, but..."\\

to:

'''Pepper:''' "Oh, Oh, come on. I know it was bad, but..."\\\\



-->'''Messi:''' "Starting us off at Number Ten: The Question!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "What's the question?"\\
'''Messi:''' "Not what. 'Who.'"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Who's the question?"\\
'''Messi:''' "No, I was asking about ''The Question.''"\\
'''Pepper:''' "That's what I asked! What's the question?"\\
'''Messi:''' "I already said it's ''who,'' not ''what!''"\\
'''Pepper:''' "And I already asked, ''who's'' the question?!'"\\
'''Messi:''' "THE QUESTION!!"\\
'''Pepper:''' "Y-yes! What is it?!"\\

to:

-->'''Messi:''' "Starting Starting us off at Number Ten: The Question!"\\
Question!\\
'''Pepper:''' "What's What's the question?"\\
question?\\
'''Messi:''' "Not Not what. 'Who.'"\\
'\\
'''Pepper:''' "Who's Who's the question?"\\
question?\\
'''Messi:''' "No, No, I was asking about ''The Question.''"\\
''\\
'''Pepper:''' "That's That's what I asked! What's the question?"\\
question?\\
'''Messi:''' "I I already said it's ''who,'' not ''what!''"\\
''what!''\\
'''Pepper:''' "And And I already asked, ''who's'' the question?!'"\\
question?!'\\
'''Messi:''' "THE QUESTION!!"\\
THE QUESTION!!\\
'''Pepper:''' "Y-yes! Y-yes! What is it?!"\\it?!\\



'''Crystelle:''' "Uh... Maybe I should cover this one, being the queen of questions, after all."

to:

'''Crystelle:''' "Uh...Uh... Maybe I should cover this one, being the queen of questions, after all."



* Iida grows increasingly angry and confused over the plot of ''[[Manga/OumagadokiDoubutsuen Oumagadoki Zoo]].'' At one point, there's even this fun little exchange:
-->'''Iida:''' *after finding out the zoo's animals become anthropomorphic at night* ...Oh, that makes sense.\\

to:

* Iida grows increasingly angry and confused over the plot of ''[[Manga/OumagadokiDoubutsuen Oumagadoki Zoo]].'' At one point, there's even this fun little exchange:
-->'''Iida:''' *after finding
exchange after Iida finds out about the zoo's animals become becoming anthropomorphic at night* ...night:
-->'''Iida:''' ...
Oh, that makes sense.\\



-->'''Board Member:''' "So, let me get this straight. You want us to fund your Dry Wizard Cap event?"\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "[[BluntYes Yes]]."\\
'''Board Member:''' "... An event that subjects children to fighting unarmed against ferocious dragons?"\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\
'''Board Member:''' "... Drowns their loved ones in mermaid-infested lakes?"\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\
'''Board Member:''' "... And forces them in mazes that induce schizophrenia?"\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\

to:

-->'''Board Member:''' "So, So, let me get this straight. You want us to fund your Dry Wizard Cap event?"\\
event?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "[[BluntYes [[BluntYes Yes]]."\\
\\
'''Board Member:''' "... Member:''' ... An event that subjects children to fighting unarmed against ferocious dragons?"\\
dragons?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\
Yes.\\
'''Board Member:''' "... Member:''' ... Drowns their loved ones in mermaid-infested lakes?"\\
lakes?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\
Yes.\\
'''Board Member:''' "... Member:''' ... And forces them in mazes that induce schizophrenia?"\\
schizophrenia?\\
'''Dumbledore:''' "Yes."\\Yes.\\



'''Board Member:''' "Does it get corporate sponsors?"\\

to:

'''Board Member:''' "Does Does it get corporate sponsors?"\\sponsors?\\



'''Dumbledore:''' "[[BrokenRecord Yes]]."\\
'''Board Member:''' "You drive a hard bargain, Dumbledore, but you've got a deal!" ''[Dumbledore leaves.]'' "Now, who's the next candidate?"\\
'''Kaiba:''' "Seto Kaiba, how're you doin'? Okay, sparing the details, have I got the high school concept for you!"\\
''[Kaiba pulls up a whiteboard that says "SCREW THE EDUCATION, COME PLAY CARD GAMES" beside a hurried sketch of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.]''

to:

'''Dumbledore:''' "[[BrokenRecord [[BrokenRecord Yes]]."\\
\\
'''Board Member:''' "You You drive a hard bargain, Dumbledore, but you've got a deal!" deal! ''[Dumbledore leaves.]'' "Now, Now, who's the next candidate?"\\
candidate?\\
'''Kaiba:''' "Seto Seto Kaiba, how're you doin'? Okay, sparing the details, have I got the high school concept for you!"\\
you!\\
''[Kaiba pulls up a whiteboard that says "SCREW SCREW THE EDUCATION, COME PLAY CARD GAMES" GAMES beside a hurried sketch of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.]''



-->'''Bakugo:''' "IT MAKES ME FEEL PRETTY, OKAY? SUE ME!"

to:

-->'''Bakugo:''' "IT IT MAKES ME FEEL PRETTY, OKAY? SUE ME!"ME!



--->'''Hatsumi:''' "Oh! I just got it! HAND grenades! Hahaha...I see what you did there, Horikoshi!"

to:

--->'''Hatsumi:''' "Oh! Oh! I just got it! HAND grenades! Hahaha...I see what you did there, Horikoshi!"Horikoshi!



-->'''Yaoyozuru:''' "What he lacks in patience, he more than makes up for in tenacity."

to:

-->'''Yaoyozuru:''' "What What he lacks in patience, he more than makes up for in tenacity."



-->'''Iida:''' "IS THIS TRUE, CRAFTY!?"\\
'''Crafty:''' "No, of course not!... My mustache was much larger!"

to:

-->'''Iida:''' "IS IS THIS TRUE, CRAFTY!?"\\
CRAFTY!?\\
'''Crafty:''' "No, No, of course not!... My mustache was much larger!"larger!



-->'''Minteta:''' "...Never...again!"\\
'''Sero:''' "Oh, man! That's almost TOO cruel."\\
'''Jiro:''' "You know you're talking about ''Mineta,'' right?"\\
'''Sero:''' "I said ALMOST."

to:

-->'''Minteta:''' "...-->'''Minteta:''' ...Never...again!"\\
again!\\
'''Sero:''' "Oh, Oh, man! That's almost TOO cruel."\\
\\
'''Jiro:''' "You You know you're talking about ''Mineta,'' right?"\\
right?\\
'''Sero:''' "I I said ALMOST."



-->'''Crafty:''' "I feel like I opened Pandora's Box, but instead of nightmarish wrath, it's girlie gossip..."

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' "I I feel like I opened Pandora's Box, but instead of nightmarish wrath, it's girlie gossip..."
gossip...



--> "BLOODY HECK!!"

to:

--> "BLOODY HECK!!"'''Disgustilda:''' BLOODY HECK!!



-->'''Nurse:''' "Cute boy? Cute girl? I'll take BOTH, please!"

to:

-->'''Nurse:''' "Cute Cute boy? Cute girl? I'll take BOTH, please!"
please!



-->'''Crafty:''' Hello, what have we here?...A note! Wait, but behind that, a letter!...and there's also this message from Nurse!"

to:

-->'''Crafty:''' Hello, what have we here?... A note! Wait, but behind that, a letter!...and there's also this message from Nurse!"
Nurse!



-->'''Professor Merry''' "I LIIIIIIIIIIVE!"

to:

-->'''Professor Merry''' "I LIIIIIIIIIIVE!"I LIIIIIIIIIIVE!



-->'''Merry:''' "See, Crafty? This is how you get ANTS!"

to:

-->'''Merry:''' "See, See, Crafty? This is how you get ANTS!"ANTS!



-->'''Merry:''' "For CRYING OUT LOUD! No wonder your Nurse is bi!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "What??"

to:

-->'''Merry:''' "For For CRYING OUT LOUD! No wonder your Nurse is bi!"\\
'''Crafty:''' "What??"
bi!\\
'''Crafty:'''"What??



-->'''Jedah:''' "...And to end my closing statement, I can safely say that, even though he led an alien invasion of New York, and tried to assassinate his father and brother multiple times, the God of Mischief should be exempt of all charges because he has a sympathetic backstory and some girls think he's kind of attractive!"\\

to:

-->'''Jedah:''' "...-->'''Jedah:''' ...And to end my closing statement, I can safely say that, even though he led an alien invasion of New York, and tried to assassinate his father and brother multiple times, the God of Mischief should be exempt of all charges because he has a sympathetic backstory and some girls think he's kind of attractive!"\\attractive!\\



'''Jedah:''' "I don't understand! Five years ago, that would have worked!"\\

to:

'''Jedah:''' "I I don't understand! Five years ago, that would have worked!"\\worked!\\

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