History Funny / DrCraftySeason3

-->'''Crafty:''' A green diamond, because...''[upward camera pan shot filled with hearts and a posing Crafty]''...PERFECTION, am I right, ladies?

* The #4 spot goes to Belle and the Beast. The discussion eventually culminates in Messi going into a surprisingly colorful rant about StockholmSyndrome. When she finishes, she seems to forget where she was in her script:

* For the entirety of Disney Month, Starting here, Crafty hires a patsy to document his experiences at the various Disney parks. The Patsy turns out to be [[CreatorCameo Alex himself]]--the viewers get a taste of his sense of humor when he's not acting.
** Alex goes through the park for five minutes, and he's already so, ''so'' bored. He laments this while sprawled out face-down on a park bench.
** Apropos of nothing, Alex suddenly has a Sonic the Hedgehog hat on. Even he can't seem to believe that he found one:
--->'''Alex:''' Why're you looking at me for? I've got no words."
** Alex finds some creepy-looking miniature dolls:
--->'''Alex:''' I can safely say without a doubt these are probably the scariest toys I have ever seen in my life.\\

'''Alex:''' I lied! ''This'' is the scariest thing in the park!\\

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. It goes uncommented on, but as she responds, Disgustilda begins knitting a sweater ''emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem.'' In this context, it's such a tasteless and audacious way to express her dislike of him [[CrossesTheLineTwice that one can't help but laugh]].

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. It goes uncommented on, but as she responds, Disgustilda begins knitting a sweater ''emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem.'' It's such a tasteless and audacious way to express her dislike of him in this context [[CrossesTheLineTwice that one can't help but laugh]].

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. It goes uncommented on, but as she responds, Disgustilda begins knitting a sweater ''emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem.'' It's such a delightfully tasteless and audacious way to express her dislike of him--specifically in this context--[[CrossesTheLineTwice that one can't help but laugh]].

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. It goes uncommented on, but as she responds, Disgustilda begins knitting a sweater ''emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem.'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's such a delightfully tasteless and audacious way to express her dislike of him that one can't help but laugh]].

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. It goes uncommented on, but as she responds, Disgustilda has the audacity to begin knitting a sweater ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem]].'' Even after what Sasha told her, she can't resist illustrating her dislike of Crafty in such a petty way.

* After Disgustilda takes her into her cottage, Sasha explains her reasons for being in Florida, namely her feelings for Crafty and her struggles with reconnecting with him. As she responds, Disgustilda has the audacity to begin knitting a sweater ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice emblazoned with a crude mockery of Crafty's emblem]].'' Even after what Sasha told her, she can't resist illustrating her dislike of Crafty in such a petty way.