History Funny / DoctorWhoNewSeries

'''Nardole:''' Then you have to make one. It's the second part people normally get stuck on.

* The Doctor getting information about Lord Sutcliffe from the overseer of a factory has such highlights as the Doctor telling him [[DoubleMeaning he will not be working there any longer if he keeps talking like he is]] and pointing out how he should talk in code or else anyone would be able to walk off the street and find out what they are doing (in other words what the Doctor is doing now).

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E4Oxygen "Oxygen"]]]]
* Doctor tries to get rid of Nardole long enough to have a space adventure with Bill, how? By sending him to Birmingham for a packet of crisps.

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E4KnockKnock "Knock Knock"]]]]

* The Children in Need clip begins with an ominous scene of a man being sealed inside a laboratory, deadly-looking doctors grabbing hold of him... and then as the door's being sealed, [[MoodWhiplash the Doctor peers round the corner, eating sushi, and a jaunty little tune starts up.]] (The tune's removed in the final televised version.)

''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent The Doctor grins to himself as River talks]]''

-->'''River:''' So, what's the plan?\\

[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E4KnockKnock "Knock Knock"]]

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35PrequelTheDoctorsMeditation The Doctor's Meditation"]]]]
* Shot through with melancholy as it is as the Doctor takes TheLastDance, is still rife with funny moments, such as:

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice The Magician's Apprentice]]]]"

* Missy does ''not'' like the Doctor thinking someone else is his arch enemy.
-->'''Missy''': Hold on, Davros is your arch enemy now? I'll claw his eye out.

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]"]]:
** Missy relating the story that inspired the creation of her latest way to cheat death. It involved the Doctor surrounded by invisible android assassins and drawing their energy to teleport. Then (because he's [[DoomMagnet the Doctor]]), he fell into a nest of vampire monkeys, but that's a different story. As she says this Clara is hanging upside down and Missy is making a...pointy stick. The reason? She wants to hunt.
** Later:
--->'''Clara''': Can I have a stick too?\\
'''Missy''': Make your own stick.
** How does Missy test the depth of the Dalek city sewers? She pushes Clara in. (Turns out it's twenty feet.)
** This one doubles as a MomentOfAwesome: the Doctor stealing Davros' chair!
--->'''The Doctor''': Admit it! You've all had this exact nightmare.

--->'''The Doctor''': 'Course, the real question is, where did I get the cup of tea? Answer: I'm the Doctor. Just accept it.
*** Which is really a meta [[LampshadeHanging poke at everyone who criticizes the show for being 'unrealistic.']]
*** The Doctor then asks if they're all up for a game of dodgems (think bumper cars).
*** "Proposition: Davros is an insane, paranoid genius who has survived among several billion trigger-happy mini-tanks for centuries. Conclusion: I'm definitely having his chair."
** Davros having the Daleks scour the entire planet to bequeath unto the Doctor a very particular honor: the only other chair on Skaro.
** The circumstances of the moment make it a bit of BlackComedy, but there's the all-too-rare bit of a ''Dalek'' being a smartass.
--->'''The Doctor''': Who is going to tell me that Clara Oswald is really dead?\\
'''Supreme Dalek''': [[AC:Clara Oswald is not alive.]]
** The Doctor's two greatest arch-enemies finally meet face to face. The result: Missy tells Davros it's a real pleasure, and then pokes him in the eye stalk, effectively making good on her threat in the previous episode.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Dalek Supreme, your sewers are revolting!"]]
** Hearing "That's a bit weird" in a Dalek voice. (Out-of-character, you can just picture how Nicholas Briggs must've been struggling not to crack up mid-dialogue, delivering such un-Dalek-y lines through his voice modulator.)
** Davros gets in a dig [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that makes the Doctor laugh]].
--->'''The Doctor''': You really are dying.
--->'''Davros''': Look at me. Did you doubt it?
--->'''The Doctor''': Yes.
--->'''Davros''': Then we have established one thing only.
--->'''The Doctor''': What?
--->'''Davros''': [[DeadpanSnarker You... are]] [[NotThatKindOfDoctor not... a good... doctor]].
--->''{{Beat}}, then both of them break into laughter''
** Missy is one of the few people in the universe who can go DeadpanSnarker and LargeHam all at once:
--->'''Dalek Supreme''': You are an enemy of the Daleks.\\
'''Missy''': Yes, well, anyone who’s not a Dalek is an enemy of the Daleks, '''so that was an easy guess.'''
** Missy going up against a Dalek and pulling out a Southern accent while it dies.

--->'''Missy:''' ''(staring at Clara)'' Get in.\\
'''Clara:''' ''(stares back in shock)''\\
'''Missy:''' ''(smiles)''

"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E3UnderTheLake Under The Lake]]]]":

-->'''Doctor:''' Someone get me a series of colored flags.

-->'''Doctor:''' Hello! Did you want to show us this? ...It's very nice!

"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E4BeforeTheFlood Before the Flood]]]]":

* Having just asked once again, "Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth?" by way of "explaining" how his survival boiled down to the bootstrap paradox, the scene cuts to a similar closeup of Twelve as in the episode's opening shot...he wordlessly shrugs. Twelve doesn't have to say a thing to be funny!

"[[AC:[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied The Girl Who Died]]]]":
* The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver has never been the most sturdy nor foolproof tool throughout its use...but Twelve's Sonic Sunglasses have a ''peculiar'' fragility... as demonstrated when the Doctor proclaims their incredibly advanced nature to the Vikings, one of whom proceeds to simply ''take them off his face and snap them in half.''
-->'''Doctor:''' ''[in the most meek-sounding voice he ever has]'' ...Clara...we're going with the Vikings.

* The Doctor giving the Vikings their weapons back for proper training after proudly saying that theory is over...''[[EpicFail cut to the village on fire.]]''
** While The Doctor and Clara are coming to terms with the spectacular failure of the initial training run, Ashildr is behind him trying to corral the village chickens to some success.
* The fact that the ''Doctor'' is just as surprised to see Clara confirm she's held a sword in battle as the villagers. Did she get into a fight while they were separated during an off-camera adventure, or was he just not paying attention?

* The Doctor nicknames the Vikings.
-->"You're Lofty, you're Daphne, Noggin the Nog, Music/ZZTop, and you're...um...Heidi."
* The Doctor tries to get the Vikings to let him go by claiming he's Odin. Cue Peter Capaldi [[LargeHam devouring the scenery like there's no tomorrow]].
* The Doctor's ignorance that the baby he has been talking to is Lofty's child.
-->"Why has Lofty stolen a baby?"
* When the Doctor starts translating baby talk, the Vikings are confused. Clara says "he speaks baby" without anything more.

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E6TheWomanWhoLived The Woman Who Lived]]"]]:

[beat]\\

* The episode begins with The Doctor interrupting Ashildr's robbery [[FailedASpotCheck and not realising this despite her saying so several times.]]

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion The Zygon Invasion]]"]]:

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E8TheZygonInversion The Zygon Inversion]]"]]:

* When Clara sends the Doctor the text "I'M AWAKE," he assumes it's Bonnie.

--> '''The Doctor:''' London! ...what a dump.

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E9SleepNoMore Sleep No More]]"]]:

'''Doctor:''' ''(sings)'' [[Theatre/{{Oliver}} Part of the Furniture]]!

'''Doctor:''' When you're not looking.\\
''(beat, as Clara stares at the Doctor, before he leans in toward Clara.)''

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven Face the Raven]]"]]:

-->'''Doctor:''' Did you make this small human?

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent Heaven Sent]]"]]:

-->'''Doctor:''' You're a gardener? I hate gardening! It's like dictatorship for inadequates! Or, it's dictatorship.

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent Hell Bent]]"]]:

* A gunship comes to pull the Doctor out of his childhood home. He ignores them. "What's he doing?" "I think he's finishing his soup." Then the commander of the armies comes down to politely talk to him. He ignores him. Then the High Council comes down to bow to him--he ignores them too. It's only when Rassilon himself finally comes down that he decides to talk. Also the MomentOfAwesome.

---> '''Ohila''': The Doctor does not blame Gallifrey for the horrors of the Time War.\\
'''Rassilon''': I should hope not.\\
'''Ohila''': He just blames ''you''.
* The commander of Gallifrey's armies is killed by the Doctor and comes back as a woman. A very attractive woman, to boot. It takes the soldiers a few minutes to get used to it. But the best part is that all her regenerations except the last have been female.
-->'''Commander:''' How do you people get by with that massive ego?

'''Doctor:''' It was. They must have gotten it out.\\

'''Doctor:''' Don't know. Didn't ask. It would have made them feel clever.

--->'''Jackie:''' ''[leaning forward suggestively]'' I'm in my dressing gown.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Oi! Where do you think you're going?\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' I saw the fall of Troy, World War V, I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon . . . ''[{{beat}}, then sourly]'' . . . in ''Cardiff''.

--->'''The Doctor:''' Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother!

--->'''Mickey:''' I bet you don't even remember my name.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' The thing is, if I was you, if I was gonna execute someone by backing them against a wall, between you and me, little word of advice... (''elevator door opens behind him'') . . . don't stand them against the lift!

--->'''The Doctor:''' Installed in 1991. Three inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in!\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[to the Slitheen]'' Who exactly are the Slitheen?\\

---> "Oh, [[KilledMidSentence boll...]]"

---> '''Rose:''' Um, my mother's cooking.\\

--->'''Rose:''' You can just smell the testosterone.

--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[glances at each object, then tosses it aside]'' [[BillBillJunkBill Broken . . . broken . . . hair dryer . . .]]

--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[describes the current location, or at least what it's ''supposed'' to be]''\\

--->'''Rose:''' What's the emergency?\\

--->'''Boy #1:''' ''[takes a slice of meat]'' Thank you, miss.\\

--->'''Jack:''' Just hang on.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Barrage balloon?\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Sonic blaster, 51[[superscript:st]] Century . . . Weapon factories at Villengard?\\

--->'''Jack:''' Doc, what've ya got?\\

--->'''Mrs. Harcourt:''' Doctor Constantine.\\

--->'''Rose:''' Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!\\

--->'''Jack:''' Last time I was sentenced to death I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with ''both'' my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners.

--->'''The Doctor:''' She's climbing out the window right now, isn't she?\\

--->'''Jack:''' Am I naked in front of billions of viewers?\\

--->'''Lynda:''' A hundred years ago? What, you were here [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame a hundred years ago]]?\\

--->'''Ninth Doctor:''' They have dogs with no noses. Imagine how many times you end up telling that joke all day and it's ''still'' funny?!

--->'''Tenth Doctor:''' ''[to Rose]'' Hello! Okay . . . ''[suddenly looks confused, runs tongue over teeth]'' New teeth. That's weird. Now, where was I? Oh. That's right! ''[grins]'' [[BrickJoke Barcelona!]]

--->'''The Doctor:''' There was something I had to tell you, something important. What was it? Hold on, hold on. Shh shh. Oh! I know! Merry Christmas! ''[[[NonSequiturThud collapses]]]''

--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm having a neuron implosion. I need--\\

--->'''Sycorax Leader:''' ''[bellows at the Doctor]'' I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' But ''why?'' Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! [[WaxingLyrical From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking, step into the sun; there is more to see than can ever be seen . . . more to do than]]-- No, hold on . . . ''[pause]'' Sorry, that's ''Disney/TheLionKing''.

--->'''The Doctor:''' Which leaves us with a great big stinking problem. Because, I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So, if I see a great big threatening button which should never ever ever be pressed, then I just want to do this. ''[presses]''

--->'''Alex:''' It's a message from Torchwood. They say they're ready.\\

--->'''Strax:''' I can produce ''magnificent'' amounts of lactic fluid!

--->'''Vastra:''' I am trying to be delicate. I know how you can blush. When did this baby... begin?\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[sniffs Melody]'' Well, yes, I suppose she does smell nice. Never really sniffed her, maybe I should give it a go. Amelia Pond, c'mere. ''[he hugs and sniffs Amy]''\\

--->'''Vastra:''' I honestly don't know why you put up with me. (''knocks out guard with prehensile tongue; smirk'')

--->'''Rory:''' Stevie Wonder performed in 1814?\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Put Hitler in the cupboard, Rory.\\

--->'''Rory:''' Shut up, Hitler!

--->'''River:''' Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh, The Third Reich’s a bit rubbish, I think I’ll kill the Führer."

--->'''The Doctor:''' Seriously?

--->'''Amelia:''' Why are you always in trouble? You're the most in trouble in the whole school, except for boys.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' YOU SHOT MY TARDIS!

--->'''Rory:''' Does anybody else find this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting a sort of banging in my head.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Yes, but what is the Question?\\

--->'''Rory:''' Heil!\\

--->'''Rory:''' OK, OK, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife. ''[whispering to himself]'' I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.\\

--->'''Harriet:''' I don't trust sensors, I want to take a look myself.\\

--->'''River:''' ''[fires off two machine guns]'' LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I don't have a thing to wear. ''[points guns at everyone]'' Take off your clothes.

--->'''Antibody:''' Please remain calm while your life is terminated.\\

--->'''Alex:''' You're not from social services, are you?

--->'''Amy:''' Has anyone seen my phone?\\

--->'''Amy:''' I've known you my ''whole'' life. ''How'' many games of "Doctors and Nurses"...

--->'''Rita:''' How's it going?\\

--->'''Rory:''' Every time the Doctor gets pal-y with someone I have this overwhelming urge to [[CartwrightCurse notify their next-of-kin]].

--->'''Craig:''' It's a new house!

--->'''Kovarian:''' Oh, they're flirting again! Do I have to watch this?

--->'''River:''' Father dear, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I think mummy might need another drink]].

--->'''The Doctor:''' Like a record stuck on a needle.\\

--->'''Dorium:''' I'm a ''head!'' '''''I have rights!'''''

--->'''Amy:''' You and I got married and had a daughter and that's her.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' [[EinsteinHair Nice hair!]] You should keep it; looks more science-y.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Roooory!! She's having an emotion!!!!

--->'''The Doctor''': It's the wrong fish. I've taken the wrong fish. River, we've got the wrong fish!

--->'''Amy''':Okay, okay, so I ask a big, important question about life and you're basically telling me to go and buy myself an ice cream.\\

--->'''Cyril:''' Where are the beds?\\

--->'''Cyril:''' Caretaker ... are the trees ... ''alive?''\\

--->'''Madge:''' Caretaker?\\

--->'''Lily: ''' What's happening?\\

--->'''Rory:''' I feel so guilty.\\

--->'''Vastra:''' He is a genetically-modified clone warrior from outer space.\\

--->'''Mr. Clever:''' Good news, boys and girls... '''''[[ChewingTheScenery THEEEEEEEEEEEY'RREEEE]] [[LargeHam HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEE!!!!]]'''''

--->'''Mr. Clever:''' (''screaming'') [[PsychopathicManchild THAT'S]] ''[[PsychopathicManchild CHEATING!!]]'' (''promptly collapses face-first against the chessboard'')

--->'''Tasha Lem:''' They engineered a psychopath to kill you.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. I stole a time machine and ran away and I've been ''flouting'' the principal law of my own people ever since. That wasn't quite what I meant to say!\\

---> "Well... You'll fit right in. (''grins'') [[FunetikAksent Sco-ish]]."

---->'''The Doctor:''' You're ''very...'' realistic.\\

--->'''Santa:''' Course they can't fly. It's scientifically impossible. That's why I feed mine magic carrots.

--->'''Missy:''' ''(staring at Clara)'' Get in.
--->'''Clara:''' ''(stares back in shock)''
--->'''Missy:''' ''(smiles)''

--->'''The Doctor:''' Why would she be sending me propaganda? She just blew me up with a big bazooka.

--->'''The Doctor:''' This might be a disturbing question in context... but you actually think I'm a surgeon?\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Is this what you're like when I'm not...\\

--->'''River:''' This is a serious mission in a critical phase. There is nothing to laugh about here.\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' [[BigOMG Oh...my....GOD!]] It's bigger!\\

--->'''River:''' So, what's the plan?\\

--->'''Grant:''' I'm in Hell. '''Naked''' Hell.

--->'''Dr. Sim:''' ''[on a screen]'' ''[regarding the spaceship that the Doctor and Nardole are currently on]'' When the time is right, there will be no delay.\\

--->'''Bill:''' I fatted her.

--->'''Bill:''' It's bigger on the inside!\\

--->'''Bill:''' Why do you run like that?\\

--->'''Bill:''' [[BrickJoke Penguin with its arse caught on fire.]]

--->'''The Doctor:''' [[spoiler:I reinitialized the entire command structure retaining all programmed abilities, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.]]\\

* Which leads into this gem from Matt Lucas:

* Followed by one for Bill:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I need to know if there's any interest in what's inside this vault. \\

* Nardole acts like he's watching a back-and-forth game and ends up actively trying to keep the banter going by telling Bill when it's her go again.

--->'''Bill:''' It was night.\\

--->'''Overseer:''' You know what else they say? They say it even burns underwater.
--->'''Bill:''' No sh--\\

* Bill and The Doctor talking about the ButterflyEffect, with The Doctor saying that a friend of Bill's named Pete stepped on a butterfly and [[RetGone ceased to exist]], with Bill asking who's Pete and The Doctor saying "And now you don't remember him".
** Which gets even funnier when Bill asks if anything else happened to Pete, which prompts The Doctor to ask "Who's Pete?".

* "I give you the gift of saliva." Cue Rose being spit upon.

'''Nardole:''' [[OhCrap Oh, it's the smile. I don't like the smile!]]\\

** Which gets even funnier when Bill asks if anything else happened to Pete, which prompts The Doctor to ask "Who's Pete?", which most likely implies that [[{{Troll}} he was just messing with her]].

* "I give you the gift of saliva.: Cue Rose being spit upon.

* [[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay The Last Day]]"]]:

** The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors comparing sonics, and the Tenth is jealous!
--->'''10th Doctor:''' Compensating?\\

** Ten's reaction to the new TARDIS console:
--->'''10th Doctor:''' Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it.
*** The fact Eleven is offended, even though he said the exact same thing to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime Craig]]. It's also a nice CallBack to what [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors Two said to Three]] as lampshaded by Eleven's retort:
---->'''11th Doctor:''' Ooooh? Oh yeah? ''You never do!''
*** Followed by the Tenth ''pouting''. How much does he not like it? [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d9216fb236a4cb309321b96440a216/tumblr_mws7ql9OpE1rgagovo3_1280.png About this much.]]
** Ten and Eleven crossing their arms and putting their feet up on a desk in perfect timing during the Human/Zygon negotiations.
** Ten giving an epic BadassBoast... to a rabbit. In his defence, he thought it was a Zygon.
--->'''10th Doctor:''' Oh, very clever. Whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the Doctor. I'm 904 years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness... and you are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a... general... warning. (''smacks device'')
** Clara meeting up with the Doctor for a new adventure, having found a new job as [[CallBack a teacher at]] [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Coal Hill School]].
--->'''11th Doctor:''' Teach anything good?\\

*** The bit before this too:
---->'''The Doctor:''' Draft!\\

** The Tenth Doctor, the Eleventh Doctor, and the War Doctor coming up with a brilliantly (and typical of Moffat) Timey-Wimey plan to disintegrate the door to the cell they are in and congratulating themselves for their cleverness... only for Clara to burst in, revealing that it wasn't even locked.
--->'''Clara:''' Wait a minute. [[EpicFail Three of you in one room, and none of you thought to check the door?]]\\

** The Moment's interactions with the War Doctor. For the most dangerous weapon in the universe, "she" sure [[http://37.media.tumblr.com/3aea69bab8d81b366f1f416f1602a608/tumblr_mwqrseCQ5Q1t05tk4o1_250.gif is]] [[http://37.media.tumblr.com/f426a9f6e979bd9db3d61ca0659044d0/tumblr_mwqrseCQ5Q1t05tk4o2_250.gif kooky]].
--->'''The Moment:''' I chose this face and form especially for you. It's from your past... or possibly your future. I always get those two mixed up.
** After causing the Doctor to burn his hand on the casing:
--->'''War Doctor:''' The interface is hot?!\\

** Ten proposes to [[UsefulNotes/ElizabethI Queen Elizabeth I]] and she happily accepts, which in turn was part of his BatmanGambit, since he's figured out that she's really a Zygon in disguise and thus exposed her, as the real Elizabeth wouldn't have accepted such a proposal. Only one problem: The Zygon was actually her horse, not Elizabeth, which means he's just become engaged to the Queen.
--->'''10th Doctor:''' [[OhCrap ...I'm going to be king!]]
** Eleven finds a fez, sealed up as a museum piece. Naturally, he takes it out of the display and places it on his head. Clara is in no way surprised, and actually sounds like he's done this many times already (to no one's surprise).
--->'''Clara:''' Someday, you could just walk past a fez.\\

** The War Doctor's ever-present frustration at how his successors talk.
--->'''11th Doctor:''' Geronimo!\\

** This exchange in particular stands out:
--->'''Clara:''' Doctor, what's going on?\\

** And his annoyance at them for brandishing sonic screwdrivers like weapons:
--->'''War Doctor:''' Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're ''scientific instruments'', not water pistols!

** Eleven referring to his predecessors as "Sand Shoes and Granddad".
--->'''War Doctor:''' (''indignant'') Granddad?!\\

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMdxFALr6c This deleted scene]] basically sums up War's (grouchy), Ten's (pushy), and Eleven's (showy) personalities and interactions with one line each. Also, the fact that said scene is set in Elizabethan England but a modern-day neighborhood is clearly visible in the upper left corner (no green screen applied to digitally edit it out) as the Doctors are brought to the tower for imprisonment.
** Eleven and Ten having a nice throwback when the TARDIS briefly flashes between control rooms and features "the Round Things".
--->'''11th Doctor:''' Hey! Look, the Round Things!\\

** Eleven and Ten's banter in its entirety, but Eleven really loves to dig at Ten's relationship with the Queen.

** Eleven's initial reaction to seeing Ten with two Elizabeths.
--->'''11th Doctor:''' [[TwinThreesomeFantasy What you do in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.]]\\

** The scene where, advised to flee, both Elizabeths make a big production of their farewells to the Tenth Doctor -- much to his embarrassment:
--->'''10th Doctor:''' Elizabeth! Whichever one of you is the ''real'' Elizabeth, turn and run in the ''opposite'' direction to the other one.\\

** Kate Lethbridge-Stewart revealing that ''not even UNIT'' knows the answer to the dating controversy! "'70s or '80s, depending on the dating protocol."
** The War Doctor is not impressed when he learns that the two young men he's been talking to are actually his future selves:
--->'''War Doctor:''' Really?\\

** Ten and Eleven attempt to ReverseThePolarity at the same time, leading to an EpicFail.

** Both the War Doctor and Eleven taking potshots at the Ninth and Tenth Doctors' control room.
--->'''War Doctor:''' You let this place go a bit.\\

** It's all in Ten's delivery of the last line.
--->'''10th Doctor:''' (''holds up device'') Ding.\\

*** Said machine's applications. "It lights up in the presence of alien DNA. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet away and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop."
** The General's reaction to being contacted by the trio of Doctors.
--->'''General:''' Dear ''God'', three of them. All my worst nightmares at once.
** The War Doctor's final words before regenerating are hoping his ears are "a bit less conspicuous this time". [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston Hoo boy...]] Made even funnier when you remember The Doctor looking at himself in a mirror in "Rose". "Could have been worse. Look at the ''ears''..."
** The Moment, essentially, experiences time simultaneously (similar to the TARDIS), which means it can pretty much see everything that will happen. [[AIIsACrapshoot Except when it can't.]]

** After Ten leaves, proclaiming that "[[CallBack he doesn't want to go]]", Eleven quips that "He always says that."
** The Tenth Doctor's very dramatic confrontation with the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I... or at least, the person who he ''thinks'' is the Zygon Commander disguised as Queen Elizabeth I:
--->'''10th Doctor:''' And d'you know how ''I'' know you're a fake? Because you're such a bad copy. It's not just the smell. Or the unconvincing hair, or the atrocious teeth, or the eyes -- just a bit too close together. Or the breath that could stun a horse! It's because my Elizabeth -- the ''real'' Elizabeth -- would never be stupid enough to reveal her own plan! Honestly, why would you do that?\\

** The Eleventh Doctor continues his proud tradition of offering [[{{Metaphorgotten}} tortuous, completely pointless and unintelligible metaphors to compare his current situation to]]:
--->'''11th Doctor:''' You see, Clara, they're stored in the paintings in the Undergallery. Like Cup-A-Soups! Except you add time, if you can picture that. Nobody can picture that. Forget I said Cup-A-Soups.
** The Doctors pitch their plan to save Gallifrey to the Gallifreyan military command:

** The three Doctors are interrupted by a party of Elizabeth's guards:
--->'''Lord Bentham:''' Where is the Doctor?! The Queen is bewitched! I would have the Doctor's head!\\

** When the Doctors use the ''Gallifrey Falls'' painting to enter the Black Archive, there is something hilarious about the Dalek screeching as it's forced back and used to break the glass.
** The cover story for the TARDIS being brought in:
--->'''Kate:''' So what's our cover story?\\

** The Tenth Doctor high-fiving the TARDIS.
** Eleven's reaction to being told they're going to be locked in The Tower of London.
--->'''11th Doctor:''' Excellent! Breakfast at 8 please, and will there be [=WiFi=]?
** It's on-screen for just a few seconds, but there's a version of the famous painting "The Raft of the Medusa"...[[http://i.imgur.com/kFzqGbr.png except that all of the people in it are Cybermen.]]
** And of course the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZrl-N3yps pre-movie introductions, one by Strax and one by the Doctors.]] Bonus points go to Strax for this zinger:

** The ending of "The Shakespeare Code" now makes sense. Try watching it after "TDOTD".
** The Moment gets in a zinger of a snark at the War Doctor and his angsting:

** The series {{Hand Wave}}s one of those FridgeLogic issues.

** Before leaving, the War Doctor takes a shot at his previous selves:

** Clara getting to let the air out of all three Doctors' dramatic entrance at once:

* [[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor "The Time of the Doctor"]]:
** At the beginning of the episode, the Doctor beams onboard a ship, saying he comes in peace and has a piece of Dalek with him as a sign of bravery. When the occupants of the ship come out of shadows, he sees they're ''Daleks''.

** The [[NakedPeopleAreFunny holographic clothes]].
** Clara's dad's expression when he sees the naked Doctor. "Is he naked, or have I gone ''insane''?!"

** The Doctor and Clara use the TARDIS to [[MundaneUtility cook a turkey more efficiently]]. The Doctor mentions that it's not the only thing she uses the TARDIS for, and tells her she should learn to use iPlayer.
** At one point, three of the Silents give each other high-fives. To be fair, they appear to be doing it to use a CombinedEnergyAttack. But it's still a funny visual.
** This bit of the exposition-laden conversation about the Kovarian chapter of the Silence responsible for "A Good Man Goes to War".

** Handles the Cyberhead. Too bad he "dies" so quickly.
** The two Sontarans who don't realize their cloaking field isn't cloaking ''them''. They have just enough time to [[OhCrap realize it]] before they go boom.
** The Papal Mainframe calling for an "Unscheduled Faith Change."
** The writers must've had ''way'' too much fun throwing sly digs at Matt Smith's eyebrows. And of course, the ROCKET FIN EARS!
** The fact that Matt Smith had shaved his head for a film role and was ''actually'' bald and wearing a wig during filming. (On a similar note, so was Karen Gillan.) Most shows would try very hard to hide this fact. Most shows would NOT specifically have the main character use the wig to hide an important plot point, show off the bald head underneath, and later have the character proudly proclaim "I'm wearing a wig!" under the effects of a truth field. Most shows are not ''Doctor Who''.

** More of a meta one, but Clara's stepmother bemoaning "Oh, that's nice, crying at Christmas." Yes, that's [[TearJerker terrible]].
** The Doctor and Clara unknowingly under the truth field:

** A Weeping Angel is shown while The Doctor protects Trenzalore... and then [[NightmareRetardant it's revealed that a mirror is right in front of them, meaning that it's stuck in its own line of sight]]. And the mirror is even signed: "WITH LOVE FROM THE DOCTOR!"
** Eleven's regeneration into Twelve was... [[MoodWhiplash remarkably quick]]. He basically ''SNEEZED''.
** Twelve begins as the Doctor means to go on: ''making absolutely no sense.''
--->'''12th Doctor:''' (''first words'') KIDNEYS!
*** It's even better in context. He's remarking that he has different kidneys this time, and that [[InsaneTrollLogic he doesn't like the color.]] And the way he says this is so helplessly petulant.
** A symptom of Twelve's regeneration sickness is apparently that he ''forgot how to fly the TARDIS.''
--->'''12th Doctor:''' Stay calm! Just ''one'' question: Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?
*** Clara's [[OhCrap BULGING-eyed look of sheer, unadulterated]], "What the '''HELL!?'''" must be seen to be believed.
** The fact that the Silence are now effing ''priests'', of all things.
** The Doctor thought that the Tardis explosion was because he left the bath running.

* The prequel "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35PrequelTheDoctorsMeditation The Doctor's Meditation"]], shot through with melancholy as it is as the Doctor takes TheLastDance, is still rife with funny moments, such as:

[[AC:"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice The Magician's Apprentice]]]]" has quite a few. The best of which, would have to be Missy's entrance. She texts this message, by the way, directly to UNIT.

** The Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver has never been the most sturdy nor foolproof tool throughout its use...but Twelve's Sonic Sunglasses have a ''peculiar'' fragility...as demonstrated when the Doctor proclaims their incredibly advanced nature to the Vikings, one of whom proceeds to simply ''take them off his face and snap them in half.''
--->'''Doctor:''' ''[in the most meek-sounding voice he ever has]'' ...Clara...we're going with the Vikings.
** The Doctor giving Clara a spectacular spinning hug, but not before faking her out with a thumbs up of course, gotta keep up the facade.
*** Also, while he's spinning her around, you can just about notice Clara's facial expression - showing something of a mix of befuddled confusion and pleasant surprise. ''[[HeartwarmingMoments D'awwwww...]]''
** When one of the Vikings asks why they're using wooden weapons instead of metal ones, the Doctor asks another Viking to answer. This one he has nicknamed "Limpy" because his leg is injured and he is currently mending it. "We can't be trusted with them".
** The Doctor giving the Vikings their weapons back for proper training after proudly saying that theory is over...''[[EpicFail cut to the village on fire.]]''
*** While The Doctor and Clara are coming to terms with the spectacular failure of the initial training run, Ashildr is behind him trying to corral the village chickens to some success.
** The fact that the ''Doctor'' is just as surprised to see Clara confirm she's held a sword in battle as the villagers. Did she get into a fight while they were separated during an off-camera adventure, or was he just not paying attention?
** The simple fact that the Doctor defeats the villain by essentially threatening to post an embarrassing video on [=YouTube=], while Clara proves that, even in ancient times, Yakety Sax still makes everything funny.
** The Doctor nicknames the Vikings.
--->"You're Lofty, you're Daphne, Noggin the Nog, Music/ZZTop, and you're...um...Heidi."
** The Doctor tries to get the Vikings to let him go by claiming he's Odin. Cue Peter Capaldi [[LargeHam devouring the scenery like there's no tomorrow]].
** The Doctor's ignorance that the baby he has been talking to is Lofty's child.
--->"Why has Lofty stolen a baby?"
** When the Doctor starts translating baby talk, the Vikings are confused. Clara says "he speaks baby" without anything more.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E6TheWomanWhoLived The Woman Who Lived]]":
** The Doctor wearing his Sonic SunglassesAtNight so he can (so he can), um, blunder into things and alert the people Ashildr's robbing.
** Sam Swift's literal GallowsHumor as he attempts to stretch out his life with terrible stand-up comedy. The puns are awful but you laugh anyway. And then he enlists the Doctor to help him because, by his own subsequent admission, he was running out of material.
--->'''Sam:''' Doctor! I'm a robber!\\

** The episode begins with The Doctor interrupting Ashildr's robbery [[FailedASpotCheck and not realising this despite her saying so several times.]]
---> '''The Doctor:''' If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a robbery.
** Ashildr once saved a village from the Scarlet Fever. They rewarded her kindness by trying to drown her for being a witch.
--->'''Ashildr:''' Ungrateful peasants.
** The Doctor mentions that he's had an immortal companion before, Captain Jack Harkness.
--->'''The Doctor:''' [[ReallyGetsAround He'll get around to you eventually.]]
** The Doctor getting grumpy that one of Clara's student's gave him a selfie as a present for helping her with an assignment rather than a ''real'' present ... like a Ferrari.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E7TheZygonInvasion The Zygon Invasion]]":
** The Twelfth Doctor [[CharacterDevelopment continues to be less reluctant to show his lighter side]] -- he has taken to calling himself "Doctor Disco" and even, as he arrives at the Zygon village, '''"Doctor Funkenstein"'''. [[TheComicallySerious He actually manages to make the latter sound badass with his cool, stony-faced delivery]].
** The Doctor still has question marks as part of his wardrobe. It's just that they're on his (unseen) GoofyPrintUnderwear.
** The Doctor doesn't like being President of Earth. He ''does'', however, like "poncing about in a big plane."
*** It's blackly funny that [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E12DeathInHeaven once again]], his plane winds up being destroyed while he's in it. Is this becoming a RunningGag?
** Keep an eye out for Jenna Coleman sneezing with her back turned to the camera and then continuing the scene without missing a beat.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E8TheZygonInversion The Zygon Inversion]]":
** The Doctor insists that his Union Jack parachute is camouflage. "We're in Britain!"
** Osgood points out that sonic specs make as much sense as a visual hearing aid. The Doctor admits he once made an invisible watch. "Spot the design flaw."
** When Clara sends the Doctor the text "I'M AWAKE," he assumes it's Bonnie.

** Bonnie's temper tantrum comes off as funny because it just doesn't look right to see ''Clara'' throwing things in frustration.
** The Doctor and Osgood arrive back in London:
---> '''The Doctor:''' London! ...what a dump.
** The reason Osgood always goes by Osgood is because her first name is Petronella. In the same conversation, the Doctor claims his first name is Basil.
** The Doctor nicknaming Bonnie "Zygella".
** The final moment of the climax.
--->'''Kate:''' We know that the boxes are empty now. We can't just forget that.\\

** The Doctor asks which one the current Osgood is, human or Zygon. Cue another Osgood showing up and saying hello. The Doctor is genuinely surprised and confused by this.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E9SleepNoMore Sleep No More]]":
** This funny exchange:
--->'''Nagata:''' You will consider yourself-\\

** While complaining about Morpheus, the Doctor declares everyone sleeps, even him.
--->'''Clara:''' When do ''you'' sleep?\\

* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E10FaceTheRaven Face the Raven]]":
** The Doctor's response to seeing Rigsy's infant daughter:
--->'''Doctor:''' Did you make this small human?
** Soon after, when they're leaving, the Doctor says to bring the "new human", then changes his mind as he'll only get distracted.
** Clara tells Rigsy that she and Jane Austen have an ongoing prank war.
--->'''Clara:''' That woman is the ''worst'', I love her. [[BiTheWay Take that however you like]].
** When they're about to go and question the people on the street, Clara announces that she's the Good Cop while the Doctor is the Bad Cop. The Doctor immediately asks why he always has to be the Bad Cop. Clara points out his [[BigOlEyebrows eyebrows]].
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E11HeavenSent Heaven Sent]]":
** The Doctor interrupts his own BadassBoast threatening the people trapping him when he finds a shovel and starts ranting about the evils of gardening.
--->'''Doctor:''' You're a gardener? I hate gardening! It's like dictatorship for inadequates! Or, it's dictatorship.
** When confronted with a locked wooden door, the Doctor notes you can't use telepathy on doors for the obvious reason--[[BaitAndSwitch they're cranky]].
*** And then it opens only to show him a solid wall, which may mean he's ''right'' and it opened to troll him.
** "My day can't get any worse. Let's see what we can do about yours!"
** When the Doctor finds his clothes all dry and waiting for him. After the FridgeHorror realization that he has been here for a long time, you realize that the first time he came here, he didn't have any [[NakedPeopleAreFunny clothes to change into...]]

* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E12HellBent Hell Bent]]":
** Rassilon angrily tells Ohila and the Sisterhood of Karn that they have no business on Gallifrey.
---> '''Ohila''': I heard The Doctor had come home. One so loves fireworks.
** A gunship comes to pull the Doctor out of his childhood home. He ignores them. "What's he doing?" "I think he's finishing his soup." Then the commander of the armies comes down to politely talk to him. He ignores him. Then the High Council comes down to bow to him--he ignores them too. It's only when Rassilon himself finally comes down that he decides to talk. Also the MomentOfAwesome.
*** Ohila has to painfully spell things out for Rassilon to get him to go:

** The commander of Gallifrey's armies is killed by the Doctor and comes back as a woman. A very attractive woman, to boot. It takes the soldiers a few minutes to get used to it. But the best part is that all her regenerations except the last have been female.
--->'''Commander:''' How do you people get by with that massive ego?
** "Death is Time Lord for Man flu."
** The Doctor explaining to Clara that Gallifrey is back.
--->'''Clara:''' But I thought it was stuck in the pocket dimension?\\

** How is Ashildr sustaining a reality bubble at the end of the universe? "Brilliantly."
** Clara's new TARDIS has a glitchy chameleon circuit too. In her case, it looks like a retro-50's style American diner, complete with a restaurant outside the TARDIS itself. It really makes you wonder how common such a fault is.
** The Doctor tells Clara of the last time he was in the Cloister: "I was a completely different person in those days. Eccentric, a bit mad. Rude to people."
** The matron who keeps having to interrupt the Doctor in the old barn gets more flustered and anxious every time Rassilon sends another emissary, overawed by their increasing prestige. By the time Rassilon himself shows up, the poor woman's a nervous wreck!

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]]:
** The {{Metaphorgotten}} continues...
--->'''The Doctor:''' A Dalek without a gun is like a tricycle with a roof.
** Amy's acid sequence from the nano-cloud overwriting her memories makes her see a room full of daleks as a crowd of people.Including a Little girl ballerina with flaming red hair. Ballerina Dalek. And you thought Donna making them spin was funny enough.
*** And for bonus points, when we see the room as it really is that particular dalek can be seen slowly spinning in the background.
** Near the start of the episode:
--->'''The Doctor:''' How many Daleks?\\

** Before the title sequence, the Daleks ask the Doctor to save them. The Doctor's response?
--->'''The Doctor:''' Well, ''this'' is new!
** When the Daleks reveal that there's a signal coming from the very heart of their insane asylum planet, we promptly hear ''Carmen'' blaring over the loudspeakers. The Daleks, having no understanding of classical music, demand to know what it is:
--->'''Supreme Dalek:''' [[AC:What is the noise? Ex-plain! ''Ex-plain!!'']]\\

--->'''The Doctor:''' Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them?\\

** After the Daleks explain the situation, the Doctor wonders why they haven't sent in their own forces to deal with the situation. Turns out that ''[[TheDreaded the Daleks]]'' are too ''scared'' of going down into an asylum of their insane brethren.
** When the Doctor finds out how the Daleks plan on getting him into the Asylum...
--->'''The Doctor:''' You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?\\

** Rory thinking the Daleks are asking for [[InterruptedCatchphrase "eggs"]]. Sure, the audience probably knows what's coming, but Rory just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DOES. NOT. GET IT!]]
** While talking to the Doctor, Oswin begins making playfully teasing remarks about [[LanternJawOfJustice his chin]], much to the Doctor's chagrin.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oi, just what is ''wrong'' with my chin??\\
'''Oswin:''' Careful, you'll have someone's eye out with that thing.

** When the Doctor tells an insane Dalek to scan him:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Identify me, access your files, who am I? Come on! Who's your daddy?\\

** At the very end of the episode, to quote the recap page:
--->'''Recap:''' ...Amy and Rory rather effortlessly resolve their marriage, and the Doctor hastily bids goodbye to a collection of [[LaserGuidedAmnesia extremely confused Daleks]] who wonder who this Doctor person is and why he's babbling about an [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays Oncoming Storm]].
** There's that one scene after Amy slaps Rory:
---> '''Oswin:''' Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?
--->'''Amy:''' [[ViolentGlaswegian Well. Somebody's never been to Scotland.]]

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]]:
** Just try not to laugh at the Doctor's giddiness while riding a triceratops in the episode's [[http://www.doctorwhobbc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/s07e02_wall_4x3.jpg promo image.]]
** Rory being ''kissed'' by the Doctor, and his somewhat displeased/surprised reaction. It's funnier when you realize Creator/MattSmith did it on his own. It wasn't in the script.
** Rory's dad randomly carrying around a trowel and golf balls, and seeming confused as to why Rory considers that strange, thinking that everyone should do this. The trowel bit leads on to this:
--->'''Brian:''' You should put it on your Christmas list.\\

*** Rory just gives the Doctor a slow thumbs-up at this.
** The Doctor falls victim to CutenessProximity... upon seeing a ''fully grown triceratops''.

--->'''Brian:''' What-do-I-do, what-do-I-do?! ''What's it doing!?!''\\

** Amy's interactions with Nefertiti were also pretty funny.
--->'''Nefertiti:''' And you, Amy, are you also a queen?\\

** Riddell and Nefertiti are utterly hilarious.
--->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. (''pumps electric rifle and leaves'')\\

** Amy and Riddell.
--->'''Riddell:''' This is a two-man job. (''Amy grabs stun rifle'') What are you doing?\\

** As Riddell and Nefertiti bicker behind her, Amy insists that [[HypocriticalHumor she will not stand for flirting companions.]]
** Brian has a good idea. The Doctor agrees.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Brian Pond, you are delicious!\\

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy "A Town Called Mercy"]]:
** Amy, [[RecklessGunUsage while waving a loaded gun around]]:

** Also:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Anachronistic electricity, "Keep Out" signs, aggressive stares -- has somebody been peeking at my Christmas list!?
** The Doctor informing the preacher that his horse Joshua is actually called Susan and wants the preacher to respect his lifestyle choices. Yes, the Doctor speaks Horse now.

** The Doctor is horrified when he thinks that the Gunslinger shoots people's hats.
** The way the Doctor saunters into the saloon, and orders his drink.
--->'''The Doctor:''' (''in an American accent'') Tea. But the strong stuff. Leave the bag in. (''starts making goofy faces as the toothpick he's chewing on gets stuck in his mouth'')
** The TARDIS was meant to go to Mexico. How'd it end up in Mercy? The Doctor blames Rory getting ''toast crumbs'' in the console.

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E4ThePowerOfThree "The Power of Three"]]:
** The Doctor playing Wii Tennis.
** After UNIT break into Amy and Rory's home. While Rory is in his underwear.
--->'''Rory:''' There are soldiers all over the house, and I'm in my pants!\\

** After Kate Stewart lists the ways UNIT have been testing the cubes, the Doctor says:
--->'''The Doctor:''' That's impressive. I don't want them to be impressive, I want them to be vulnerable with a nice AchillesHeel.
** The Doctor going stir crazy while watching the cubes and going on a rampage of activity. These include: Painting the fence, vacuuming the house, playing Wii Tennis, kicking a soccer ball, staring at cubes and a lot more. He gets back down and asks Rory how long it's been. It's only been an hour.
** Amy and the Doctor are being told about the cubes. Some respond to proximity and others cause mood swings. The room is dark and gloomy, everyone is serious, and then Amy opens the door of a chamber containing a cube... and it starts playing the chicken dance song. Made even better by the Doctor sticking his fingers in his ears slowly, with a completely serious face, as if facing the worst noise in all of existence. Considering the seriousness of the rest of the scene, it comes out of nowhere.
** At her secret UNIT base under the Tower of London, Kate Stewart has squads of trained beheaders. And Ravens of Death. Given her parentage, did you really expect her ''not'' to be a DeadpanSnarker?
** The Doctor can't understand how humans can live with only one heart.
** One of Rory's patients comes to him in a wheelchair...[[NoodleIncident with his foot stuck in a toilet.]] Rory's reaction is [[OhNoNotAgain "Again?"]]
** The Doctor's seemingly genuine surprise to learn that Amy and Rory have jobs when he's not around.
** When Amy, the Doctor and Rory are eating fish fingers and custard:
--->'''The Doctor:''' If I had a restaurant, this would be all I'd serve.\\

** When the Doctor claims the Shakri are Gallifreyan fairy tales, Amy comments on it. The Doctor's response?

** It's quite a subtle one, but the moment just after the cubes start doing stuff, the Doctor, Rory and Amy all meet up and share what their respective cubes have done with each one getting more impressive...and then Rory's dad comes in with ''his'' cube-story...
--->'''Rory:''' The cube in there just opened!\\

** When Rory mentions he's got to go to work, the Doctor is clearly confused that either he or Amy would ''need'' jobs, and Rory tries to counter by asking what the Doctor thinks they do when he's not around.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I imagine mostly kissing.\\

** The Doctor has no patience at all, as proven by the below quote.
--->'''Rory:''' You said we had to be patient!
--->'''Doctor:''' Yes! You! Not me! I hate being patient, patience is for wimps!

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan "The Angels Take Manhattan"]]:
** The ''Statue of Liberty'' is a Weeping Angel. When Rory sees it, he remarks, "I've always wanted to see the Statue of Liberty. I guess she got impatient."
** Out of nowhere, in the middle of an incredibly heartbreaking scene:
--->'''Amy:''' Do you think you'll just come back to life?!\\

** The Doctor's attraction to Melody Malone. Who is, of course, his wife. Yowza.
** The Doctor's "final checks" have nothing to do with any mechnical trouble the T.A.R.D.I.S. might be having due to the "landing in a temporal blizzard" trick she just pulled off. It's adjusting his hair and fixing his bowtie. He has to look good for his wife, you know?

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33CiNTheGreatDetective "The Great Detective"]]:
** The Paternoster Row gang and their increasingly desperate attempts to create a cover story for calling in a DarkerAndEdgier Doctor to check on him.
--->'''Vastra:''' I've calculated a 34% chance (the meteor shower) is the result of alien intervention!\\

** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAAc6iDS01U Strax has declared war on the Moon.]]'' What's even better -- judging by Vastra and Jenny's exasperated reactions, Strax's cover story was probably NOT actually a cover story. He seems completely serious about the threat the Moon poses to the safety of the Earth, and they seem like they've heard his speech a few too many times before.
--->'''Strax:''' Too long the Moon has hung unmonitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!\\

** Jenny's rambling story about a professor who wants to split the world open with a giant drill ([[Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno sound]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E8TheHungryEarth fami]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E9ColdBlood liar]]?).
--->'''Jenny:''' I think we should investigate. (''{{beat}}'') I mean... he doesn't actually have a giant drill... and he's not really a professor... and he was a bit drunk at the time and... singing a bit, but you know it's never too early to... investigate... a... drill...
* "Vastra Investigates":
** Jenny does not seem to have warmed up to Strax any further. Also, he does not understand the concept of arresting someone to put them on trial.
--->'''Strax:''' Prepare for obliteration, Earthling scum!\\

** Vastra's [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8e5d739f32362fd4a33ffed846cdf66/tumblr_mfr74pTqUR1r78gl0o1_r1_500.gif innocent, wide-eyed smile]] through the Scotland Yard officer's awkward fumbling for words is ''priceless''.

* [[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]]:
** The Doctor pretending to be Sherlock Holmes.
** The Doctor's line on Strax:
--->'''The Doctor:''' He died for a friend of mine, then another friend [[BackFromTheDead brought him back]]. But I don't think his brains made the return trip!
** THE MEMORY WORM. Clara considers this true in-universe.
--->'''Clara:''' Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny.
** Strax greeting Clara when she arrives at Vastra's hideout.
--->'''Strax:''' Do not attempt to escape, or you will be obliterated. May I take your coat?
** When Strax shows up to help the Doctor investigate:
--->'''Strax:''' Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any [[YourAnswerToEverything grenades]].\\

** When [[ButtMonkey Strax]] expertly analyzes the war zone, the Doctor kisses his head. He then makes one of the most hilarious [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/5deb491a8474dcf1822b6a67bb5eb8d0/tumblr_mfmomrdE8f1rsvfzbo2_500.gif faces]] in history.

** Vastra casually introducing herself and Jenny to the freaked-out maid.
--->'''Vastra:''' Hello, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife!
** All of Clara's stories are true. Including the one where she was born behind the clock face of Big Ben ("accounting for my acute sense of time") and the one where she [[BlatantLies invented fish]] because she dislikes swimming alone.
** "Winter is coming." -- If you're a fan of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', this line is a hundred times funnier. Also becomes ActorAllusion once you remember Creator/JennaColeman is dating Richard Madden, who plays as Robb Stark in Game Of Thrones.
** Any time Jenny gets a chance to take a dig at Simeon is a cross between this and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]], but especially this:
--->'''Simeon:''' (''sneering'') I ''am'' honored tonight. The veiled detective ''and'' her... fatuous accomplice.\\

** This charming banter:
--->'''Clara:''' After you!\\

** Anytime the Doctor and Strax start verbally sparring.
--->'''The Doctor:''' You think I'll go solve a mystery for any bint who smiles at me?! Who do you think I am?!\\

** Captain Latimer's response to discovering the Doctor and Clara together, the Doctor's innocent insistence that he's Clara's "gentleman friend" and they've been upstairs kissing, Clara's a working-class girl and moonlights as a barmaid, the house is surrounded by evil alien snowmen, there's a lesbian Silurian detective, her wife and a Sontaran butler in his foyer, his maid's fainted and there's a demonic ice-sculpture version of his children's former governess that's inexplicably talking like Mr. Punch coming after them from the top of the stairs:
--->'''Latimer:''' (''to Clara, [[AllLoveIsUnrequited hurt and small]]'')... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You have a gentleman friend]]?

** When the Doctor is communicating with Clara at a distance and she gestures for him to come into the house and up to see her, the Doctor thinks he's just going to gesture back that he's leaving. The Doctor's hand, it turns out, disagrees:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''Five minutes''?! Where did ''that'' come from?!

** Clara's take on the usual "It's bigger on the inside" routine.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Go on, say it. Everyone else does.\\

** The Doctor's failed attempt to SherlockScan Dr. Simeon:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Now, shut up. I see from your collar stub that you have an apple tree and a wife with a limp. Am I right?\\

** "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
--->'''Minion:''' ... No.\\

** "Hey, I told you to stay in there." "Oh. I didn't listen!"
** A small one, but Jenny translating her wife's explanation of the snow:
--->'''Vastra:''' The snow is highly localized, and, on this occasion, not naturally occurring.\\

** What the children did when Clara was away-Digby drew 7 new drawings and [[SeriousBusiness they saw a dead cow.]]
** Clara's "other voice." The secret one that she speaks in a cockney accent. Then she slips back into it during the Ice Governess attack.

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E6TheBellsOfSaintJohn "The Bells of Saint John"]]:
** As the Doctor is putting Clara to sleep after the Spoonheads take over her, he opens a pack of Jammie Dodgers and sniffs them. Then, the Doctor eats a Jammie Dodger, and it sounds like he's enjoying his cookie... A bit too much.
** The phone conversation between Clara and the Doctor; Clara has no idea that the Doctor is actually somewhere in the thirteenth century, and before she inadvertently clues him in to who she really is he's forced to give her tech advice like a grumpy IT guy.
** The Doctor's discussion with the monks about the phone conversation with Clara:
--->'''Monk:''' Is it an evil spirit?\\

** When the Doctor shows up at Clara's home. Consider it from Clara's perspective: a guy dressed like a monk who enjoys hearing people say "Doctor Who" is the I.T. guy she was talking to moments ago.
** Clara asks him why he's pointing at the large blue box on the street corner when he refers to his "mobile phone".
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''Because it's a surprisingly accurate description!''
** His frenzied flat-handed pounding on the door, and his utter glee when it opens and he sees her.
** The realization that the eponymous "Bells of Saint John" refer not to a church, but to the phone in the TARDIS, which has the St. John's medallion.
** While getting dressed in his suit, the Doctor reverently takes out a small wooden box... and opens it to reveal his bow tie.

** When the Doctor [[ItMakesSenseInContext is trying to land a crashing plane after landing the TARDIS inside it.]]
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor; I'm an alien from outer space; I'm a thousand years old; I've got two hearts; [[SuddenlyShouting AND I CAN'T FLY A PLANE! CAN YOU?!]]\\

*** Not to mention how Clara gets dragged into the TARDIS, hauled out into the middle of an airliner in flight, stumbles into the cabin, and rides through a near-crash while engaging in a running perplexed dialogue with the Doctor ... all without putting down her cup of coffee.
** This conversation:
--->'''Clara:''' If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?\\

** While he's getting Clara some coffee at the rooftop café, the Doctor grabs some cakes on display and begins eating them.
** The evil corporation searching for a blue police box through photographs all night leads to a NoodleIncident at Earl's Court, where there is a real Police Box.
** Clara speculates on what the TARDIS is ''really'' for:
--->'''Clara:''' What is that box, anyway? Why have you got a box? Is it like a snogging booth?\\

** Turns out that most, if not all, of the employees on the Shard have accounts on Facebook and various other social networking sites. Previously, Clara made a quip about Twitter along the lines of it sucking the souls of people.

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E7TheRingsOfAkhaten "The Rings of Akhaten"]]:
** The Doctor barking like a dog at various aliens in order to communicate with them. It's even funnier (and more {{Adorkable}}) when Clara does it.
** The Doctor and the really extraordinarily heavy door.
--->'''Clara:''' Did you just lock us in?\\

** The Doctor's reaction to finding out Grandfather is the planet.
--->'''Clara:''' You're going to fight it, aren't you?\\

** At the end, the Doctor says "Hoi mun!", which may make no sense for the normal viewer. But for [[BilingualBonus others]] who live in Hong Kong, he's saying "Open the Door!" in horrific Cantonese.
** Clara going a mile a minute asking how the TARDIS travels through time, with a wonderful case of {{Metaphorgotten}} on top, asking if time is made of stuff like "jam is made of strawberries". The Doctor's response to this?
--->'''The Doctor:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, not strawberries]], because that would be unacceptable.

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E8ColdWar "Cold War"]]:
** The Doctor and Clara's introductory scene for the episode -- they're dressed fancy, as they expected the TARDIS to take them to...
--->'''The Doctor:''' VivaLasVegas!
** The TARDIS' choice of a safe bolthole: the Pole. Specifically, the South Pole.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Can I trouble you for a lift?\\

** The opening sequence: A Soviet submarine prepares to launch its nuclear missiles. Captain Zhukov gets ready to push the button... then the tension's broken as Professor Grisenko enters, singing Ultravox's "Vienna".
--->'''Professor Grisenko:''' Have I interrupted something?\\

** When Clara assures the Soviets that they aren't spies.
--->'''Clara:''' Pretty bad spies, mate. I don't even speak Russian!\\

** The massive "WTF?" look on the crewman's face when he sees the items they removed from the Doctor's pockets -- a Barbie doll and a ball of string.
** This exchange:
--->'''Grisenko:''' Is it true that you're from another time? From our future? Clara?\\

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E9Hide "Hide"]]:
** The Doctor taking a selfie picture of himself with the camera that's supposed to be used to take pictures of the ghost.
** The TARDIS' continued bitchiness about Clara, picking an image of herself as the person she can best interact with.

** When the Doctor returns to the TARDIS and sees Clara is upset, the Doctor assumes the TARDIS said something mean and he scolds it like it's a child.
** Clara alternating between screaming, cheering, and laughing while flying solo in the TARDIS.
** Clara at the end. The Doctor has finally put together what's going on.
--->'''The Doctor:''' How do sharks make babies?\\

** The Doctor wants to know what's going on in the house:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Because I don't know, and ignorance is... what's the opposite of bliss?\\

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS"]]:
** When the three owners of the scavenger ship are quietly debating what to do with the TARDIS, having no idea what it is, a pair of arms loop over their shoulders and the Doctor unexpectedly leans into frame for the first time. You can just ''see'' the three guys thinking ''"WTF??"''
** "Red flashing light... means something bad. Get out of here fast? Or possibly, whatever you do, don't open this door..." (''thinks about it, opens door, *BOOM*'') "Bad decision!"
** Clara complaining about the TARDIS to the Doctor in the beginning of the episode as if she's complaining about a nasty boyfriend. The Doctor's advice? Get along with the TARDIS.
** The salvagers' sensors analyzing Clara detect "sass". And "[[OopNorth Lancashire]]".
** Clara bumps a Gallifreyan encyclopedia (which apparently exist in bottles) while she's trying to hide. She hurries to stand it upright again while batting at the purple Gallifreyan symbols floating from the bottle like they're annoying bugs.
** The Doctor continues to use fake TARDIS self-destructs on the unwary. "The old wiggly-button trick!" indeed.
** The Doctor describes Clara to the salvagers as "about this big"-- [[HugeGuyTinyGirl holding his hand at just above waist height.]]
** The exchange between the Doctor and Clara at the beginning:
--->'''The Doctor:''' You said--\\

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E11TheCrimsonHorror "The Crimson Horror"]]:
** Starting out with a bit of meta-funny. Mark Gatiss said he wrote the episode specifically for the mother-daughter duo of Dame Diana Rigg and Rachel Stirling. Including the scene where Stirling has to call her mother a hag and hit her over the head with a cane.
** Edmund's brother fainting when he sees Vastra. [[RunningGag And Strax]]. [[RuleOfThree And the TARDIS disappearing]].

** Strax gets lost on the way to Sweetville, so he blames his horse. [[YouHaveFailedMe Then he takes out his laser rifle and prepares to execute it for incompetence]]. [[NoodleIncident Apparently, this is not the first time this has happened.]]

** The Doctor hugging and kissing Jenny and jumping around after he is cured of the Crimson Horror. Right afterward, Jenny slaps him across the face.
** TheReveal that [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130511222736/monstermovies/images/f/f4/Tumblr_mmgcfmmmfz1recrtho1_500.jpg Mr. Sweet is actually a parasite who lives by sucking on Mrs. Gillyflower's chest.]] Yeah... the Reveal that a parasite that looks like a lobster is sucking on the chest of [[Series/GameOfThrones Olenna Tyrell]] is equal parts {{Squick}}, WTF, and hilarious.
** The RunningGag of the Doctor preparing to do something clever and Time Lord-y and a human coming in and hitting it with a chair/cane/fist until it is no longer a problem.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on, hang on, I've got a sonic screwdriver!\\

** The fate of the Red Leech:
--->'''Clara:''' So, what are you going to do with it?\\

** Jenny's utter exasperation with the Doctor's refusal to explain anything.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlS-q2yai7 The Doctor's... ahem...]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything sonic screwdriver appreciates Jenny's catsuit.]]
** Strax's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb5BP-YztA extremely enthusiastic entrance when saving the Doctor and Jenny, and Vastra rebuking him like a naughty child:]]
--->'''Strax:''' (''eagerly'') What now, Madame? We could lay mimetic cluster mines!\\

** The Doctor introducing Clara to Vastra.
--->'''Clara:''' ...what's going on?\\

** Clara's state when she emerges from the machine. She seems like she's been on ''something'' illegal, noting the Doctor like a 4-year-old.
** The MoodWhiplash when Ada learns the truth about her scars. Everything up to that point (characterization, mood, setting) would indicate that Ada would simply fall apart or collapse. Instead she gets ''pissed off.''
--->'''Ada:''' You '''HAG!!!'''
** At the end when Angie and Artie discover Clara's travels with the Doctor:
--->'''Artie:''' Is he an alien?\\

** The fact that Mr. Sweet has ''his own little table and chair and plate and cutlery'' is enough to make anyone break into intense laughter.
** The Doctor sums up the show in one line again.

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E12NightmareInSilver "Nightmare in Silver"]]
** The scene where Mr. Clever talks like Nine and Ten. He even says "Allons-y" in a fake French accent.
** The Doctor's chess battle against Mr. Clever is this in spades. Imagine ''Film/TheSeventhSeal'' (which the chess battle is a blatant ShoutOut to), but with two Doctors fighting each other like two siblings. It's like that.
** When Clara wants to know if the children she's babysitting are okay when the Doctor brings them back:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...Well...it's complicated.\\

** The Doctor outlines the terms of his chess game with Mr. Clever to Clara:
--->'''The Doctor:''' If he wins, I give up my mind and he gets access to all my memories, including the knowledge of time travel; but if ''I'' win, he'll [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose break his promises to get out of my head and]]... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap kill us all anyway.]]\\

** Clara interrupting the Doctor's fake love confession to her by slapping him across the face.
** It's probably due to how unbelievably hammy he was, but "Mr. Clever's" announcement that the Cybermen were approaching was hilarious.

** At the very climax of the chess match, when the Doctor finally beats Mr. Clever in three moves as promised, the EnemyWithin has this hammy morsel of a VillainousBreakdown:

* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E13TheNameOfTheDoctor "The Name of the Doctor"]]:
** Strax insisting he has everything under control while a Whisperman is sticking its hand into his chest to grab his heart.
** What Strax does on his weekends off: go up to Glasgow for a bar brawl. And he has an [[FriendlyEnemies affable relationship with the guy he's brawling with]].
** The Doctor mentioning how weird it must've looked to Jenny, Strax and Vastra when he was kissing (an invisible to them) River Song. Cut to a shot of the three looking bewildered. To be more specific, the Doctor, whom River thought couldn't see her, finally decided to give her a TearJerker and [[HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]] kiss, followed by:
--->'''The Doctor:''' [[MoodWhiplash Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.]]
** River sipping a flute of iced champagne in the conference, when all they were serving was tea (in ''Vastra's'' mindscape, no less):
--->'''Jenny:''' How did you do that?\\

** The Doctor discovering the Maitland kids have pulled one over on him. Clara wakes up from the conference call to find him wandering around the house blindfolded.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Mr. Maitland went next door, I offered to watch the kids. They wanted to go to the cinema but I said ''no'', I said no, not until you woke up, I was ''very firm''.\\

** Vastra assumes that Clara will not be comfortable lighting her prehistoric unconsciousness candle, and takes preemptive measures.
--->"...However, as I realize you have no reason to trust this letter, I have taken the liberty of embedding the same soporific into the fabric of the paper you are now holding. Speak soon!"
*** Jenna's just brilliant with her facial expressions. That look on her face right before she collapses was ''hilarious''!
** River's reaction when Clara explains that ''[[BlatantLies of course]]'' the Doctor's mentioned a Professor Song, she just thought it was a man. It's a strange mixture of bewilderment and taking offense.
*** Her face just screams that she's going to kill him. [[NotHyperbole Again.]]
** And not long after, Strax calls River "young man". Looks like the Sontaran [[RunningGag still cannot tell human genders apart]].
** Strax referring to River as "the one with the [[EightiesHair gigantic head]]."
** Strax's reaction to the Doctor's tomb, compared to the others:
--->'''Clara:''' But what is it? The light?\\

** On River's gravestone:
--->'''River:''' (''completely calm'') If it isn't my gravestone, then what is it?\\

* [[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheNightOfTheDoctor "The Night of the Doctor"]]
** The Eighth Doctor's explanation to Cass as to why they're heading to the back of the ship.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Because the front crashes ''first''. [[AskAStupidQuestion Think it through]].
** The Doctor isn't about to let the fact that the universe is collapsing due to the Time War, to stop it he'll have to surrender everything that makes him ''him'', and he's technically already dead and only has four minutes left to live stop him from being snarky:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? What if I need a television, a couple of books? Anyone for a game of chess? Bring me knitting.

--->'''The Doctor:''' Hang on. Is it you? Am I back on Karn? You're the Sisterhood of Karn. Keepers of the Flame... of [[WhoWantsToLiveForever utter boredom]].\\

** The StealthPun before he regenerates.

* In "[[Recap/DoctorWho50thPrequelTheLastDay The Last Day]]", the veteran Time Lord soldier speaks with a very distinct Mancunian accent... Gallifrey really ''[[BrickJoke does]]'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose have a North!]]
** This Time Lord's presence might also [[FridgeBrilliance might explain where Nine picked up the accent from]]. The War Doctor spoke to that particular soldier to borrow his gun, and then regenerated into the Ninth Doctor not long afterwards.

* [[Recap/DoctorWho50thASTheDayOfTheDoctor "The Day of the Doctor"]]:
** Kate Stewart's OhCrap reaction when she realizes that she's airlifting the TARDIS... while Eleven and Clara are inside.
--->'''Kate:''' Oh, good. Doctor, we found the TARDIS in a field...\\

'''Strax:''' Yes, ... Mister Holmes.\\

* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath}} "Deep Breath"]]:
** The cinema version[[note]]And also the DVD version[[/note]] of the episode included a hilarious exclusive "prequel" that was played before the episode started which featured Strax explaining the history of the Doctor.
** The Twelfth Doctor's [[CloudCuckooLander general demeanour]] throughout the first third of the episode, which can be attributed to the Doctor still making the transition from his previous personality.
---> '''The Doctor''' (to ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext a T-Rex]]''): Oi! ''Oi!'' Hey, big sexy woman!

---> '''The Doctor''': Never mind! Everyone, take five! (''[[NonSequiturThud cue sudden collapse]]'')
** Vastra's incredulous response to the Inspector thinking the T-Rex laid an egg.
---> '''Vastra:''' ...It dropped a blue box marked "Police" from its mouth. Your grasp of biology... It troubles me.
** The post-regenerative loony bin Doctor has no clue what sleeping quarters are:
---> '''The Doctor:''' ''WHO INVENTED THIS ROOM!?''
*** And he seems unsatisfied with conventional exits, too:
---->''(the Doctor opens a door to exit his bedroom, but suddenly shuts it in disapproval)''\\

*** Also, he doesn't quite grasp the concept of mirrors ''or'' his new face at the moment:
---->'''The Doctor:''' Don't look in that mirror, it's absolutely ''furious!''
** The Doctor tries to figure out why Clara and Jenny now sound English, and is delighted when Vastra uses a Scottish accent:
--->'''The Doctor:''' Finally, someone who can talk properly.
*** Vastra gets the Doctor to try and put her to sleep, [[BatmanGambit knowing that in his post-regenerative state]] he'll put ''himself'' to sleep... and he does, complete with cartoon sound effect.
** Clara and the Doctor's lunch date at Mancini's. Awkward does not ''begin'' to describe it.
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''([[StealthHiBye having just magically appeared next to Clara while she was looking away]])'' What's wrong?\\

*** Creator/PeterCapaldi deserves special mention in this scene for his mastery of comedic timing and expression.
** Clara is not best pleased when she realises the Doctor thinks she's an egomaniac, needy game-player.
--->'''Clara''': That was me?!\\

*** Later:
---->'''Doctor''': And you're out of your depth, sir. Never try and control a control freak.\\

** The Doctor's embarrassment when he realises the Droids weren't the ones who placed the advertisement in the paper for him and Clara to find them.
--->'''Doctor''': I hate being wrong in public. Everyone forget that happened.
** Vastra and Jenny have a BigDamnHeroes moment. Strax's arrival is... a little more undignified.
*** The fact that both of them are more annoyed by Strax ''ruining their [[DynamicEntry dramatic moment]]'' than by any tactical disadvantage it gave them.
** Jenny gives Vastra a light tap on the head when she realizes that Vastra is flirting with Clara ("Oi! Married!"), which elicits a playful hiss from her wife.
** Vastra displays her CovertPervert tendencies having Jenny pose for her in her (period appropriate) underwear. They discuss details of the case while Jenny very carefully holds a goddess-like pose... only for Vastra to cheerfully reveal that she hasn't been working on a painting at all.
--->'''Jenny:''' ...I thought you were painting me!\\

*** It's Jenny's deadpan look when she realizes the prank that really sells it. Her expression just ''screams'' "I married this person and I did it on ''purpose.''"
*** Neve [=McIntosh's=] delivery of "...Art?" really deserves highlighting, considering that the woman has previously played two murderous Silurians and is now using her squeakiest, most {{Adorkable}} voice for a character who's normally a hard-boiled detective. And the fact that after a visible beat, Vastra obviously realizes that her wife is not even slightly fooled and decides to just move on.

** Jenny's increasing exasperation throughout the episode as Vastra keeps teasing her.
** Strax and Clara are really in top comedic form when they're together.
--->'''Strax:''' May I take your coat?\\

*** Made even funnier by how both times he says "''melt him with acid!''", he says it in the exact same tone, making the exact same dramatic gesture.
*** A YouTube comment adds to the hilarity: "Strax has a part-time job as long-range artillery."
** Strax giving Clara a medical examination. From his device reading her thoughts about "muscular men playing sports" to Strax remarking on Clara's "enviable spleen".
---> "...it ''could'' be sport..."
** As Vastra explains that, for the purposes of acceptance, Jenny acts as Vastra's maid and not her wife in public, Jenny [[ServileSnarker notes that it doesn't explain why she's the one serving tea when they're in private.]]
** The Doctor initially ponders [[ContinuityNod a very long scarf]] to brace against the cold. Then remembers [[HeroicSelfDeprecation it looked stupid]].
** The Doctor reveling in his new accent:
--->'''The Doctor:''' I'm Scottish! I can complain about things. I can ''really'' complain about things now!
*** One wonders if some of Amy's habits had rubbed off on him. He did say she was seared onto his hearts, after all.
---->'''Tramp:''' What devilry is this, sir?\\

** There was this exchange before the Doctor rode the horse to the burning T-Rex site:
--->'''Doctor:''' Sorry, but I'm going to have to relieve you of your pet.\\

** The 11th Doctor isn't happy to hear that he'll be old with gray hair in his next incarnation.
** '''[[BigOlEyebrows ATTACK EYEBROWS.]]'''
** The Doctor threatens to blow up the Half-Faced Man's ship if he sees anything he doesn't like from him or the other clockwork droids. He cautions that the list includes karaoke and mimes, so they shouldn't take any chances.
** Clara's first impression of the new desktop theme for the [=TARDIS=] control room: "You redecorated. I don't like it."
** Clara's playful but rather lame jab at the Twelfth's new accent, when she learns they've landed the TARDIS in Glasgow.

* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E2IntoTheDalek}} "Into the Dalek"]]:
** The Doctor about the FantasticVoyagePlot of the episode: "Fantastic idea for a movie. Terrible idea for a proctologist."
** Clara meets Danny for the first time, and tries to get him to come to a going-away party with her. It cuts back and forth between Danny in the hallway turning her down and a FlashForward of Danny in his classroom saying that he'd love to go, then [[HeadDesk beating his head against a desk]]. Becomes funnier when he realises Clara is watching him from the doorway.
** "This is '[[TheNicknamer Gun Girl]]'- [[ShapedLikeItself she's got a gun and she's a girl.]]"
** "[[YourHeadAsplode Don't be lasagna.]]"
** When a RedShirt has been vaporised and is now part of a pool of organic liquid which serves to feed the Dalek, the Doctor has this to say.
---> '''Journey:''' Is Ross here?\\

** When one of the soldiers helps strap the shrinking device, they comment that Clara looks like a schoolteacher in a patronizing tone.
--->'''Clara''': ''[indignantly]'' I ''am'' a schoolteacher!
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood}} "Robot of Sherwood"]]:
** The Doctor-Robin double-act is a great source of these.
--->'''Robin Hood:''' Robin Hood laughs in the face of all! ''[laughs]''\\

** As the Sheriff starts listing places that he's going to take over, Clara suggests [[Series/MaidMarianAndHerMerryMen Worksop]].
*** That whole exchange, really. The Sheriff starts by talking about how Nottingham alone is not enough - he'll take over ''Derby''! And next - Lincoln!
** The archery contest with loads of arrow splitting and ending with the Doctor blowing up the target.
** Interrupting the Merry Men's introductions by conducting DNA scans and non-consented blood tests, and attempting to ask RobinHood to urinate in a goblet? Hilarious. [[TheComicallySerious Having the grim and serious Twelfth Doctor conduct said tests with focused precision?]] ''Comedy gold''.
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[jabs Alan-A-Dale with a syringe]'' Sorry, blood analysis, all these diseases...if you were real, you'd be dead in 6 months.\\

** The duel between Robin Hood and the Doctor. Robin has a sword. The Doctor has ''a spoon''.
** The Sheriff's deadpan reaction to the Doctor's theory that Robin is another robot created to give the slaves hope, and how he points out that it would be utter stupidity for someone to create their own enemy to fight against them.
** "GUARD! HE'S LAUGHING AGAIN! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH A LAUGHING PERSON!"
** Both Robin Hood and The Doctor have a plan to escape the dungeon but they're too busy cock fighting to explain. Clara tells the Doctor to shut up so Robin can finally tell his plan. It's "bide his time". The Doctor mocks him and then Clara says that his plans can't involve the words "sonic" or "screwdriver" because it was taken from him. He's got nothing. Because of this scene, the guard thinks Clara is TheLeader of the trio, much to the other two's confusion.
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E4Listen}} "Listen"]]:
** A good part of Clara and Danny's date is comprised of this, the other parts are more of the cringe-inducing variety.
--->'''Clara:''' Pink's a great name. I like pink.\\

* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E6TheCaretaker}} "The Caretaker"]]:
** The fact that the Doctor thinks [[ChangedMyJumper that putting on a different coat is "Deep Cover"]].
** The Doctor and River had had a fight, so he lived with otters for a month.
** Clara has a lot of fun rants where Jenna shows her MotorMouth skills. It's hard to pick the best one. One candidate is her trying to ferret out the Doctor's secret mission and then later when he's introduced as the new Caretaker.
** "Is there an alien in this school?" "Yes! Me!"
** Clara makes it clear that her co-worker Adrian (who clearly resembles Eleven) is not "her type". The Doctor goes wide-eyed.
** Just as the Doctor is showing Courtney Woods the wonders of the universe, she starts feeling space-sick and [[VomitDiscretionShot runs somewhere in the TARDIS, where she starts puking.]]

** The Doctor whistles a tune to get Clara's attention. More specifically, he whistles "we don't need no education" from [[Music/PinkFloyd Another Brick In The Wall]].
** As Clara's trying to teach a class, the Doctor interrupts her and tells her that she's written the wrong date for when Jane Austen wrote ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice.'' When an exasperated Clara asks him if he knew because he went back to visit Austen and had a grand big adventure fighting aliens with her, the Doctor deadpans that he read the bio at the back of the book.
*** It is to be noted that they have this conversation through the window in the back of the classroom, much to Clara's horror.
** "He's your dad. He's your...space...dad." It's Danny's expression that really sells it.
*** "That is, that is really, really brilliant reasoning. How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?" Sometimes 12 forgets that he's not 11 anymore.
** The Doctor's excuse for never getting Danny Pink's name or profession right? "No, no I can't retain that. It's just not going in."
** Some fridge brilliance: the series establishes that Ian Chesterton is still alive and chairman of the school governors. How did The Doctor come to be the school's new caretaker? He probably went to his old friend, explained an alien was on the loose (and probably his new face as well), and politely asked for the job. Furthermore, Ian departed from the TARDIS before the first regeneration so the Doctor probably had to explain that too. [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E11TheLodger Picture him doing the mind-meld that Eleven did]].
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E7KillTheMoon}} "Kill the Moon"]]:
** Courtney Woods' first words on the Moon.

** "What are you, 35?"
** The various {{Shout Out}}s to Website/{{Tumblr}}, especially considering the huge fanbase for the show on that site.
** Lundvik and Clara are having a serious conversation involving children and eventually the former asks the latter if she wants to have children. Clara replies that yes, she does. Cue Courtney saying "[[ShipperOnDeck Oh Mr. Piinnkkk....]]" and Clara's embarrased reaction.
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E8MummyOnTheOrientExpress}} "Mummy on the Orient Express"]]:
** The Doctor offering someone a jelly baby from a cigarette case.
** The Doctor's use of previous NightmareFuel phrase, "Are you my Mummy?"
** The Doctor talking to himself about the mystery. Bonus points for Peter's Creator/TomBaker impression.
** The Doctor flashes the psychic paper to convince the conductor that he's his worst fear. Turns out that's a mystery shopper.
** The Doctor is hilariously callous towards the doomed Professor Moorhouse:

** In a meta sense, the fact that it took the good Doctor somewhere upwards of 1100 years and a ''regeneration'' to do something about the phone call he got after [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang successfully rebooting the universe]].
** Out of all the MythologyGags in this episode (and this series in general), the reveal that the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E2TheArkInSpace sarcophagus is filled with bubble wrap]] is perhaps the funniest. You can bet that a lot of parents had to explain that joke to their kids.
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline}} "Flatline"]]:
** Clara introduces herself as the Doctor and proceeds as such. The Doctor isn't in the least bit happy about this.
*** Even less-so after Clara says that "she" probably picked the name because it made her sound important.
** The sight of the Doctor awkwardly squeezing out of a tiny TARDIS is a riot.
*** Then it gets even smaller, to the point that the Doctor can't even fit his face through the door. Clara ''loves'' this.

** The sight of a sledgehammer emerging from Clara's handbag.
** The Doctor winds up on the railroad tracks inside a tiny TARDIS, and a train's rapidly approaching. Solution? The Doctor wiggles his fingers out and fingerwalks himself over to the side, looking for all the world like a Gallifreyan [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Thing.]]
*** In the HopeSpot he does a HappyDance! Singing the 'Addams Family' theme, no less.
** The IncrediblyLamePun, "the 2DIS"
** The Doctor's nicknames for Rigsy include "Local Knowledge" and "Fluorescent Pudding Brain".
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E10InTheForestOfTheNight}} "In The Forest of The Night"]]:
** The Doctor and Ruby's mutual FreakOut when they both realize Maebh has gone missing, again.
** After he finally realizes the forest's purpose:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...I am Doctor IDIOT!
** The Doctor gives an AsYouKnow to the kids, Clara, and Danny to explain that a solar flare is coming to wipe out all life on their planet...only for the kids to stare at him in mute horror.
--->'''The Doctor:''' I assumed your teachers would have mentioned this at some point.\\

** As the Doctor and Clara prepare to observe the incoming solar flare:
--->'''The Doctor:''' ...I really hope I'm right. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
** When Clara finds Maebh, she's standing on the other side of an iron fence with wolves following her. Clara starts trying to scramble over the fence to get to her, Maebh, on the other hand, takes three steps to the right and goes through the gate.
* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E11DarkWater}} "Dark Water"]]:
** Missy trolling the Doctor by [[UnroboticReveal pretending to be an android]] and snogging the ever loving crap out of him, [[{{Squick}} tongues and all]], then asking them if they want her to turn down her intimacy settings.
*** The poor Doctor's ''face'' once she's let him go. Like a man who's gone hang-gliding over Hell. Also, his truly ''horrified'' muttering of "Is it over now?"
*** Along with Clara staring, then turning away with a ''"HUH"'' look on her face.
*** Bonus points when TheReveal kicks in...
*** More bonus points for her offering to do the same thing to Clara before asking if they wanted her to adjust her "intimacy settings".
*** And there's even more gold to be mined:

*** And the best part about Missy snogging the Doctor is the fact that when she kissed his nose, that was ''[[ThrowItIn improvised!]]'' [[Creator/MichelleGomez Michelle Gomez]] just saw [[Creator/PeterCapaldi Peter Capaldi's]] big nose sticking out and decided to give it some much needed attention. (Another improvisation by Gomez - holding Clara's hand as she snogged the Doctor - didn't make the final cut.)
** Chris Addison as [[LargeHam the Administrator]], i.e. the person running the afterlife. His delivery of every single line is precision guided pork. You don't need to be bombastic or scenery-chewing, just make really ill timed comments.
** A bit of BlackComedy by Missy:

** Missy is a DeadpanSnarker:

** The Reveal itself:
*** When the Doctor realises Missy is a Time Lady, both he and the viewer are trying to work out who it is. The Rani? Jenny? Romana?? His mother?! Susan!?!... [[{{Squick}} eww]]. No, it turns out to be a gender flipped Master!

* [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E12DeathInHeaven}} "Death In Heaven"]]:
** Osgood mentions that she already figured out that Missy is the Master regenerated into a female form; UNIT has files on all the ex-prime ministers. She also mentions that the man who mind-controlled his way into office, enslaved the entire human race for genocidal galactic conquest using their cyborg children from the future, and at one point overwrote every living human on the planet into a clone of himself (though technically he was no longer in office at the time), wasn't the worst prime minister they ever had.
** As the Doctor is falling out of the plane to his death, Missy is annoyed that he'll just splat against the ground, calling it boring. When he pulls out the TARDIS key and calls the TARDIS to him, her assistant is suitably impressed... and Missy is annoyed at that, too, so she casually vaporizes him. Becomes even more funny when you remember the Master had previously killed the Doctor by making "him go splat" in ''Logopolis''.
** Missy's little eyeroll when Danny starts his epic speech. And her completely ''bored'' expression as her plans are being torn down to pieces. You can tell she's just thinking "Dammit, I hate it when I lose this way."
*** Alternatively "Please tell me he's going to finish soon."
*** The offended scoff she makes when Danny offhandedly mentions her master plan as [[TakeThat "the whim of a lunatic"]] is just icing on the cake.
** Missy's Film/MaryPoppins arrival at the cemetery.
** Kate Stewart explains that the world has an invasion policy, and that in times of despair one person may be elected President of Earth.
--->'''The Doctor:''' Oh for crying out loud, that's your answer to everything, isn't it? Elect an idiot!\\

** The episode's credits cut off abruptly after a few seconds to the Doctor looking very annoyed while somebody [[CallBack knocks on the door four times]], complaining about how he left things with Clara. Said somebody then opens the TARDIS, causing the Doctor to just stand up and stare in disbelief. It's SantaClaus. Asking him what he wants for Christmas. Doubles as MoodWhiplash, like the endings to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday "Doomsday"]] and [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E13LastOfTheTimeLords "Last of the Time Lords"]]. Moffat has learned a few tricks from Russell T. Davies.
** Osgood's BorrowedCatchphrase, as she and UNIT make a BigDamnHeroes moment, "BowTiesAreCool".
*** She's also wearing shoes like Ten's and a leather coat like War's, meaning she's cheerfully emulating ''all three'' of the Doctors she encountered in "Day".
** There's something darkly hilarious about Missy urging Osgood to keep the former's intent to murder Osgood a secret from the guards as part of her "secret girl plan".

** After Clara claims to be The Doctor in the ColdOpen, the opening titles feature Clara's eyes instead of The Doctor's.
*** And Jenna Coleman gets top billing instead of Peter Capaldi.
** The Doctor loudly proclaiming in his WorldOfCardboardSpeech that he is [[spoiler: an idiot.]] The epic music even stops momentarily.
* [[Recap/DoctorWho2014CSLastChristmas "Last Christmas"]]:

* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice The Magician's Apprentice]]" has quite a few. The best of which, would have to be Missy's entrance. She texts this message, by the way, directly to UNIT.

** Missy and Clara arrive in medieval times via vortex manipulators. Looking down at the crowd below Missy tells Clara, "You probably want to throw up, don't you? Pick a local." (Meaning someone in the crowd below them)

** Even when captured by Daleks, Missy has time to crack jokes. For example, when Clara declares that the TARDIS is basically indestructible:
--->'''Missy:''' Did the Doctor tell you that? Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.
** This exchange:
--->'''Bors:''' A musical instrument is not a weapon!\\

** Clara's still teaching Jane Austen, but she apparently has [[NoodleIncident a bit more experience in the subject]] this time around...
--->'''Clara:''' Jane Austen. Amazing writer, brilliant comic observer, and, strictly among ourselves, [[BiTheWay a phenomenal kisser]].
** The show not only not even bothering to try and explain how Missy survived her apparent death, but having her lampshade it:
--->'''Missy:''' Okay, cutting to the chase: [[UnexplainedRecovery Not dead.]] [[JokerImmunity Back.]] ''[sarcastically]'' Big surprise! Never mind.
** Missy does ''not'' like the Doctor thinking someone else is his arch enemy.
--->'''Missy''': Hold on, Davros is your arch enemy now? I'll claw his eye out.
*** [[BrickJoke She does, sort of.]]
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E2TheWitchsFamiliar The Witch's Familiar]]":

* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E3UnderTheLake Under The Lake]]":
** The Doctor insists he understands sign language... only to realize he deleted it in favor of Semaphore.
--->'''Doctor:''' Someone get me a series of colored flags.

** The Doctor's cue cards for when he puts his foot in his mouth. There are a lot of them, with the best probably being, "It was my fault, I should have known you didn't live in Aberdeen."[[note]]A belated apology to [[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E2TheHandOfFear Sarah]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E3SchoolReunion Jane]] perhaps?[[/note]]
** The Doctor squeeing about the existence of ghosts while everybody else looks stoic. Clara has to rein him in and remind him that they have lost a crew member.
** One of the crew engages in a bit of GallowsHumor after they decide to stay and help The Doctor. "If I die, you know that I ''will'' come back to haunt you."
** Why the Doctor doesn't have a radio on the TARDIS: whatever song he hears first thing in the morning sticks in his head as an EarWorm... and he got two weeks of "Mysterious Girl" by Peter Andre ("I was begging for the brush of death's merciful hand."). So he disassembled the radio and used the parts to make a clockwork squirrel[[note]]which makes a brief appearance in the next episode[[/note]].
** Clara, excited that they've managed to find an adventure, tries to get a high five from the Doctor. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
--->'''Clara:''' Well, go on! Don't leave me hanging!
** The Doctor's initial awkward attempts at communicating with the ghosts:
--->'''Doctor:''' Hello! Did you want to show us this? ...It's very nice!
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E4BeforeTheFlood Before the Flood]]":
** The Doctor explains the concept of the OntologicalParadox by breaking the fourth wall and talking about a time he went back in time to meet Beethoven, realized Beethoven had never existed, and then used all his Beethoven records to [[BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy essentially become Beethoven]]. Then he says that didn't actually happen; Beethoven was real, and the Doctor met him. "Nice chap. Very intense. Fond of an arm wrestle."
** When Clara and Cass get separated, Clara tries loudly whispering for her... before remembering Cass is deaf, resulting in her smacking her own forehead.
** Alice maintains her composure through her first ride in the TARDIS despite being a in-universe fangirl of the Doctor. Then, as soon as the Doctor is out of sight, she jumps up and down excitedly while saying "it's bigger on the inside!"
** Having just asked once again, "Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth?" by way of "explaining" how his survival boiled down to the bootstrap paradox, the scene cuts to a similar closeup of Twelve as in the episode's opening shot...he wordlessly shrugs. Twelve doesn't have to say a thing to be funny!
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied The Girl Who Died]]":