History Funny / DisneyAnimatedCanon

* The scene of ''{{Mulan}}'' where Mushu and Cri-Kee deliver a message dressed as a General... mounted in a panda.
** "What's the matter? Never seen a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_(police_vehicle) black and white]] before?"
** Also, the bath scene:
---> '''Mulan:''' I ''never'' want to see a naked man again. (''[[TemptingFate is almost trampled by an entire army of nude guys]]'')
*** This is accompanied by Mushu's line: "Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."
*** The completely shocked look on Mulan's face makes it even funnier.
** "IIIIIIIIIIIIII LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
** Mushu's "dishonor" rant.
** When the trio are first shown in drag with the "I'll Make A Man Out of You" song playing in the baground. Nothing says manly like crossdressing!
** During "I'll Make a Man Out of You", when they're shooting arrows at tomatoes, and Mushu sticks a tomato on Mulan's arrow. When Shang sees this, Mulan's face is PRICELESS.
** Mushu's attempt to 'wake the stone dragon', ending with it falling to pieces.
** "Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof..."
** "This cricket's a lucky one!"
** "You missed! How could you miss, he was THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!" (as Mushu goes sailing by on the rocket that he's currently complaining about being misdirected).
** This exchange:
-->'''Mulan's Mother''': I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.\\
'''Mulan's Granny''': How lucky can they be? They're dead!
** Mushu's "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
** The ancestors all arguing about Mulan when she runs off to join the army:
-->'''Ancestor 1:''' ''My'' children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists!
-->'''Ancestor 2:''' Well, we can't ''all'' be acupuncturists!
-->'''Ancestor 3:''' No! ''Your'' great-granddaughter had to be a ''CROSS-DRESSER!''
** The previous recipient among the ancestors of Mushu's assistance, Fa Deng. He appears for about four seconds, in military armor, with his ''head under his arm.'' "[[SarcasmMode Yeah. Thanks a lot.]]"
** Mulan causing chaos in the food line.
** This little gem from "A Girl Worth Fighting For"
--> Chi Fu: ''I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.''
--> Yao to Mulan, under his breath: ''Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.''
** When Mulan's grandmother sees Shang for the first time.
--> Grandmother: ''Whoo! Sign me up for the next war!''
** Mushu with the kite strapped to his back. He looks absolutely ''terrifying'' to the guards. Also doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
-->'''Mushu:''' *Flies onto tower* Citizens, I need firepower.
-->'''Guard:''' *Gasps and turns around* Who are you?
-->'''Mushu:''' *Spreads out fake wings and says in a deeper voice* ''Your worst nightmare!'' (Cue the guards jumping out of the tower to get away from him)

* ''{{Lilo and Stitch}}''. The scene where Jumba tries to recapture Stitch in Lilo's house is pretty funny, but the funniest moment came when Stitch bursts in, yelling "Blue punch buggy!" and [[CarFu hits Jumba with a Volkswagen Beetle]], then hits him again and adds "No punch backs!" Finally, during one scene with Lilo on the phone, we see Jumba in the doorway, when Stitch hits him again with the car.
** From that same scene, "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!".
** noooo, guys, really? You're gonna forget the greatest exchange in the entire movie?!
---> Jumba: * After he plugs up a plasma gun with a carrot* See? You shouldn't play with guns.
---> Stitch: Awww. Yeah. * Casually hands it back to him*
---> Jumba: * Slowly coming to realization* Gah! I just remembered! It is your birthday! Happy Birthday! * Hands it back*
---> Stitch: * Throws it back to him* Merry Christmas!
---> Jumba: * Throws it back* It's not Christmas!
---> Stitch: * throws it back* Happy Chanukah!
---> Jumba: * While Pleakley and Lilo are running away, both he and Stitch throwing the gun back and forth with each phrase* One potato!
---> Stitch: Two Potato!
---> Jumba: Three Potato!
---> Stitch: Four!
---> Jumba: Five potato!
---> Stitch: Six potato!
---> Jumba: Seven Potato more!
---> Stitch: My...
---> Jumba: Mother...
---> Stitch: Told...
---> Jumba: Me...
---> Stitch: You...
---> Jumba: Are...
---> Stitch: * In a disappointed tone* It.
---> Jumba: * Triumphantly holding the gun up* AHA! I win! * BOOM!*
** Lilo and the voodoo doll spoons.
---> ''"My friends need to be punished."''
** After Lilo tells Stitch to build something and he sets out creating something we can't see, at first.
--->Lilo (completely deadpan): Wow. San Francisco.

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* ''{{Pinocchio}}'' has a few, probably unintentional examples, perhaps slipping into BlackComedy. There's the scene where Stromboli finds and bites a piece of metal among his gold coins, goes into a rant of gibberish...then suddenly calms down: "For you, Pinocchio." Also, during Lampwick's not-funny transformation sequence, the way he says "What the...?" is at least snicker-worthy. Even the coachman's infamous "...as BOYS!" line is pretty funny to watch when one is older.

--->'''Hades''': [[ThisIsSparta What. Are. Those?]]

--->'''Hades''' ''(getting flamier with each phrase)'': I've got 24 hours to get rid of this ''bozo'', or an entire scheme that I've been setting up for ''eighteen years'' goes up in smoke, and ''you are wearing HIS '''MERCHANDISE'''?!''

---> ''(Pegasus sneaks up and blows on him)

---> ''(Pegasus sneaks up and blows one him)

* The scene where the temple collapses from TheJungleBook. This troper saw it at the age of six and almost passed out from laughing.

--->'''Tiana''': Yes, I do, Mama Odie! I need to dig a little deeper and work even harder to get my restaurant.

* There's a lovely scen in "Mickey and the Beanstalk" where Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are eating dinner. Its a bean and two thin slices of bread. Donald frowns at the sandwich when he looks along its length, keeps frowning when he turns it vertical and we can see the bread is so thin as to be ''translucent'', and then completely loses it.

"Wait a minute, I'M the leader! I'll say when it's the end..... it's the end."

---> Jumba: * After he plugs up a plasma gun with a carron* See? You shouldn't play with guns.

* ''{{Bolt}}'' trying to melt a lock with his EyeBeams... in the real world. "If I stare at this lock long enough, it'll burst into flames and melt."

* ''TheEmperorsNewGroove'' is possibly the funniest film Disney ever made but this little exchange probably takes the cake. From the scene where Kuzco and Pacha are floating down the river tied to opposite sides of a log:

---> '''Yzma:''' ...How '''did''' we get here, Kronk?

** Also a classic, Yzma's plan on how to get rid of Kuzco:
--->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...[laughs]...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

--->Random Soldier: Uh, yeah, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

--->Soldiers: No, we're good.

** And from shortly after that, when Bolt performs the actual rescue (from memory, may not be exact):
--->'''Mittens:''' You came back for me?

--->'''Mittens:''' (curt) You do realize you don't have powers?

--->'''Mittens:''' ''(surprised) Really?''
--->'''Bolt:''' Yeah.
--->'''Mittens:''' So...gotta be a rough day for you.
--->'''Bolt:''' ''(sighs)'' Yeah, I've had better.

* From Film/{{Tarzan}}

* The Be Our Guest was hilarious on its own, especially all the torment Cogsworth went through, but one line in particular is especially hilarious.
--> Cogsworth (Almost in sinc with the music whilst a group of featherdusters are dancing ever closer to him): Oh, gee, darn. Fun's over. Over here. ([[OhCrap Realizes they're not stopping]])Line up, now! Aaaahhh! (Runs for it.)