History Funny / Disgaea5AllianceOfVengeance

* One skit with Christo has him ask the party what would happen if angel just so happened to be in their midst. Red Magnus, Zeroken, and Seraphina all agree that the angel would most likely be beaten half to death, at which point Killia notices that [[OhCrap Christo is shaking nervously]]. [[spoiler:Obviously, it's because he really is an angel in disguise.]]

* How the Maid's [[ASpotOfTea Afternoon Tea]] skill is presented. They don't just pour a cup of tea for the recipient, they cheerfully run down the battlefield in slow motion, carrying a tray with a tea pot and cup on it, only to trip over and ''spill the pot'' onto the recipient, and ''that's'' what grants an ExtraTurn. The recipient doesn't seem to mind, as they go into their "receiving support" lines and animations.

** A news story of Prinnies attempting to pass a Prinny Day bill ends with a Prinny tripping over and exploding, taking the rest of the Prinnies with him.

--->'''Tutorial Name:''' Is This Really Okay?
--->'''Master Interrogator:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]

** Almaz and Salvatore's Hero Style Orders has the latter order the former to deflect one of her bullets with his sword. At ''point-blank range''. When Almaz ducks out of the way instead, an angry Salvatore unloads her magazines onto Alvaz, with the targeted enemy getting caught in the crossfire.

** A report on a Rabbit has a reporter asking him what the secret is to harvesting delicious carrots, to which he simply answers "Love." The headline's responsae? "How unfortunate."

* The fact that one of the thought bubbles that appears in cutscenes and on Innocents in the Innocent Farm is ''curry''.

** [[spoiler:Majorita]]'s and Usalia's, Great Beast War, has to be seen to be believed. [[spoiler:Majorita]], Usalia, and the up-to-15 enemies they targeted find a massive shadow cast on them, and [[MassOhCrap they run for their lives]]. As it turns out, the shadow is due to Usalia's ridable Prinny and one of [[spoiler:Majorita's zombie minions]] inexplicably growing to {{Kaiju}} propotions and firing beam attacks at each other, with both of their respective masters simply watching in awe at the sight. The battle concludes with one last massive beam blast, [[spoiler:Majorita]] tossing Usalia into a treasure chest for her safety, and she and everyone else getting caught up in the explosion!

** [[spoiler:Majorita]]'s and Usalia's, Great Beast War, has to be seen to be believed. [[spoiler:Majorita]], Usalia, and the up-to-15 enemies they targeted find a massive shadow cast on them, and they run for their lives. As it turns out, the shadow is due to Usalia's ridable Prinny and one of [[spoiler:Majorita's zombie minions]] inexplicably growing to {{Kaiju}} propotions and firing beam attacks at each other, with both of their respective masters simply watching in awe at the sight. The battle concludes with one last massive beam blast, [[spoiler:Majorita]] tossing Usalia into a treasure chest for her safety, and she and everyone else getting caught up in the explosion!

** [[spoiler:Majorita]]'s and Usalia's, Great Beast War, has to be seen to be believed. [[spoiler:Majorita]], Usalia, and the up-to-15 enemies they targeted find a massive shadow cast on them, and they run for their lives. As it turns out, the shadow is due to Usalia's ridable Prinny and one of [[spoiler:Majorita's zombie minions]] inexplicably growing to {{Kaiju}} propotions and firing beam attacks, with both of their respective masters simply watching in awe at the sight. The battle concludes with one last massive beam blast, [[spoiler:Majorita]] tossing Usalia into a treasure chest for her safety, and she and everyone else getting caught up in the explosion!

* Every time Majorita is attacked, she growls "You piece of shit!" "Every time", as in if you attack her repeatedly, it quickly becomes [[ClusterFBomb "You piece of shit! You piece of shit! You piece of shit! You piece of shit!"]]

*** Killia's and Usalia's, Supreme Curry, has Killia prepare a big pot of curry (described as ''instant curry'') and whip up a plate, but realizes that Usalia is nowhere to be found. Seconds later, Usalia comes running in, and trips over, her head ending up in the curry and gulping the entire pot! She turns out to be okay, much to Killia's relief, and they both get an attack and fire resistance buff.

** An interview with a Sea Angel was canceled due to a [[NoodleIncident "grotesque display"]], and tells viewers to look up "buccal cones"[[note]]both an in-game attack and the organs used by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_angel real-life sea angels]] to feed[[/note]] for more information.

** An interview with a Martial Artist got canceled because he couldn't summarize "400 million years of martial arts history."

** A news story of Prinnies attempting to pass a Prinny Day bill ends with a Prinny tripping over and exploding, taking the rest of the Prinnies with him.

--->'''Killia?:''' Ah, my lovely Seraphina! I will not allow anyone else to have you! Please marry me!
--->'''Killia:''' ...Who's that?

* The Gunner's Top Hat skill. He gets into a fighter jet, then the view switches to first-person as he fires a volley of missiles at his targets, before doing a loop and ''[[SuicideAttack crashing into them]]'', with the user's portrait appearing in the sky as if they died (don't worry, they don't take any actual damage). Chances are, you're probably hearing [[Film/TopGun "Danger Zone"]] in your head throughout the whole thing.

** One room is a bank. Talk to the teller and you'll rob a ton of cash from her. [[spoiler:Talk to her again and this triggers a fight with security guards, i.e. monsters that are ''way more powerful than what you currently encounter in the Item World.'']]

** If you hit Mil while in a Mystery Room battle, likely due to using the Sage's Land Decimator (which attacks ''all'' units other than the caster, even neutral and allied units), he will step off of the Skip Gate and ''start attacking your units''. And he'll likely be [[KillerRabbit hundreds of levels higher than what your party has]], likely wiping you out if you don't get to the Skip Gate ''right now''.

** If you hit Mil, likely due to using the Sage's Land Decimator (which attacks ''all'' units other than the caster, even neutral and allied units), he will step off of the Skip Gate and ''start attacking your units''. And he'll likely be [[KillerRabbit hundreds of levels higher than what your party has]], likely wiping you out if you don't get to the Skip Gate ''right now''.

** Another Mystery Room is basically a bar. One of the patrons asks you if she should throw a pie at her friend. Say yes and she does so. Talk to her again, and she gives you a pie...[[JokeItem that happens to be a fist weapon]].

** A journalist says that [[TooKinkyToTorture he wants to get hit by a Fight Mistress]]. [[DeconstructedTrope He ends up in the hospital after getting his wish.]] Either she DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength, or she was angry over being treated as FetishFuel.

** A news story of Prinnies attempting to pass a bill ends with a Prinny tripping over and exploding, taking the rest of the Prinnies with him.

** An journalist says that [[TooKinkyToTorture he wants to get hit by a Fight Mistress]]. [[DeconstructedTrope He ends up in the hospital after getting his wish.]] Either she DoesNotKnowHerOwnStrength, or she was angry over being treated as FetishFuel.