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** And the Sorceress's reward for slaying the most bovines? A PvP ear. She's understandibly enraged after all that.

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** And the Sorceress's reward for slaying the most bovines? A PvP [=PvP=] ear. She's understandibly understandably enraged after all that.
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* Tristram is a NostalgiaLevel with a mix of PlayerPunch when you see that the town's been overrun by demons and everyone (except Cain) is now dead or a zombie. Travel to the outskirts and you'll find Wirt's corpse, and it yields Wirt's peg leg... and a ''shower'' of gold that he's extorted from players of the previous game.
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* Marius, after witnessing the Dark Wanderer's PowerIncontinence cause an entire tavern to be slaughtered by demons and undead, leaving him as the only survivor, reacts by [[NoMoreForMe wordlessly tossing his smoking pipe to the floor.]]
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-->'''Barbarian''': Oh I hate stainig my hands with the blood of foul sorcerers.

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-->'''Barbarian''': Oh Oh, I hate stainig staining my hands with the blood of foul sorcerers.

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* A Korean animated vid was made about Diablo II, which has Deckard Cain having a competition between the original D2 heroes going through the Secret Cow Level and seeing who can kill the most guys. A lot of the vid's humor is based on pre-Lord of Destruction Diablo II, where classes behaved a bit differently from their modern counterparts (so to speak).

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* A Korean animated vid was made about Diablo II, which has Deckard Cain having a competition between the original D2 heroes going through the Secret Cow Level and seeing who can kill the most guys. A lot of the vid's humor is based on pre-Lord of Destruction Diablo II, where classes behaved a bit differently from their modern counterparts (so to speak). Some notable moments include...
** The fact that the cows are just regular, helpless cows and not the bardiche slinging hellspawn in the game proper.
** The Barbarian's [[SpinAttack Whirlwind]] is quickly overshadowed by the Amazon's {{Multishot}}, only for Cain to show her the Sorceress PlayingWithFire.
** The Paladin being unable to Zeal any of the cows with his mace which eventually breaks and has to ask the Necromancer for gold to repair, the latter of which is literally just sitting there playing card games with his summons.
** And the Sorceress's reward for slaying the most bovines? A PvP ear. She's understandibly enraged after all that.
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-->'''Assassin: What I kill stays dead.

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-->'''Assassin: -->'''Assassin''': What I kill stays dead.



-->'''Assassin: So much treasure it almost covers the stench.

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-->'''Assassin: -->'''Assassin''': So much treasure it almost covers the stench.



-->'''Larzzuk''': Are all you Amazons so...big?
** In Gossip conversations with Malah and Quetlok, its revealed that Larzzuk had attempted inventing air balloons to spy on Baal's forces, and a cannon to fight them!

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-->'''Larzzuk''': -->'''Larzuk''': Are all you Amazons so...big?
** In Gossip conversations with Malah and Quetlok, Qual-kehk, its revealed that Larzzuk Larzuk had attempted inventing air balloons to spy on Baal's forces, and a cannon to fight them!
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* Sometime's Paladin's earnest outlook can cross into ComicallySerious with his quotes.
* Sorceress when she obtains a certain tomes in a quest:
-->'''Sorceress''' May the black book bring a black day to Hell.
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* Barbarian after killing the first boss in Act 2
-->'''Barbarian''': I've just about had my fill of the walking dead.
* Or when he kills the Summoner:
-->'''Barbarian''': Oh I hate stainig my hands with the blood of foul sorcerers.
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* What Assassin muses when entering the Burial Grounds:
-->'''Assassin''': Hmm, whose handiwork lays buried here?
** Or when she kills Blood Raven:
-->'''Assassin: What I kill stays dead.
* When Assassin completes the Forgotten Tower Quest:
-->'''Assassin: So much treasure it almost covers the stench.
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* The Druid's reaction to the Burial Grounds;
-->'''Druid''': Planting the dead, how odd.
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-->'''Druid''': Well, this place would drive anyone mad.
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* In a gossip conversation Larzzuk observes amazon's curves
-->'''Larzzuk''': Are all you Amazons so...big?
** In Gossip conversations with Malah and Quetlok, its revealed that Larzzuk had attempted inventing air balloons to spy on Baal's forces, and a cannon to fight them!
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* A Korean animated vid was made about Diablo II, which has Deckard Cain having a competition between the original D2 heroes going through the Secret Cow Level and seeing who can kill the most guys. A lot of the vid's humor is based on pre-Lord of Destruction Diablo II, where classes behaved a bit differently from their modern counterparts (so to speak).
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** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:

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** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:Lut Gholein:
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** Perhaps even more hilarious is that there is actual lore surrounding this level to make it compatible with the rest of the setting.
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top. Particularly because the Cows will charge straight for you, resulting in gigantic swarms of bipedal Cows and a gigantic chorus of "Moooo! Moo. Moooooo."

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top. Particularly because the Cows will charge straight for you, resulting in gigantic swarms of bipedal Cows and a gigantic chorus Cows, almost all of "Moooo! Moo. Moooooo."
which are mooing.
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.

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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
top. Particularly because the Cows will charge straight for you, resulting in gigantic swarms of bipedal Cows and a gigantic chorus of "Moooo! Moo. Moooooo."

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* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:

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* Whether because his potions kept blowing up in his face or otherwise, Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:



-->The Amazon in Act II, in the Arcane Sanctuary (and yes, it's there even if she saw another player enter before).

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-->The -->'''Lysander''': Huh? ''Peppermint''? Oh, ''Radament''! Yes, a foul creature... Some of my exploding potions should do quite nicely against him; they usually work well against the undead.
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.



* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
-->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.



* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
-->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.

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* Gheed has a hilarious line -->The Amazon in Act II, in the Arcane Sanctuary (and yes, it's there even if you try she saw another player enter before).
-->'''Amazon''': Am I the first one
to talk to him before finishing discover this place?
* In Act V (expansion only), when the Amazon kills the Boss (1st Quest):
-->'''Amazon''': Oops. Did I do that?
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The Forgotten Tower quest.
-->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
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* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSlGQpvl_IA secret Cow Level]] is populated by 7 foot tall cows toting poleaxes, which is funny enough by itself. But the voice actors' bored "moo." for the patrolling enemies pushes it over the top.
* Some of the Necromancer's lines are quite funny in a DeadpanSnarker kind of way. Like after defeating the last boss of the optional fourth quest in Act 1, which yields a considerable amount of gold, he says:
-->'''Necromancer''': Treasure hunting? Hmph! Treasure finding? Yeeess.
** Also, his reaction after stopping SnakePeople who were trying to put eternal night over the country:
--->'''Necromancer''': A shame. [[NightmareFetishist I was starting to enjoy darkness]].
* Lysander seems to be [[ICantHearYou a bit hard of hearing]]:
-->'''Lysander''': Horazon's [[AnachronismStew Urinal]]? Oh, journal! Yes, well... Glad you found it. Such a shame about those poor harem girls, huh? [[IReadItForTheArticles I shall miss them deeply... I mean their conversations, of course.]]
* Gheed has a hilarious line if you try to talk to him before finishing The Forgotten Tower quest.
-->Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down.

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