History Funny / DeathBattleSeasonSix

* An obligatory joke is made thanks to a manga panel of Mitsuru dicing up recurring ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'' enemy [[GagPenis Mara.]]

--> '''Wiz''': Wait, why do you want it?\\
'''Boomstick''': To destroy you-- [[VerbalBackspace youth! Uh, to wish, wish for youth, eternal.]]\\
'''Wiz''': Oh. I can get behind that.\\
'''Boomstick''': Sure. Come back next week for spoopy, scary Dracula. [[note]] That's not a typo, he actually says "spoopy" at the end of the preview.[[/note]]
* Boomstick says that Mathias was obviously evil [[EverybodyHatesMathematics because his name begins with "Math".]]
--> '''Boomstick''': I mean, I know we use math all the time to do the show, but sometimes one must embrace the darkness to see the light!
* When mentioning Dracula's six-step plan to gain Chaos' power, steps one, two, four, five and six are solid. Step three, however, is a bit of a reference to Simon Belmont's reveal trailer in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate''...
--> '''Boomstick''': Step three: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kill Luigi]].

* Wiz discusses how after his defeat Ganondorf has been [[SealedEvilInACan sealed for all eternity in a void outside space and time never to return]] only for him and Boomstick to [[{{Corpsing}} burst out laughing halfway through the sentence.]]
--> '''Wiz''': [[CardboardPrison Yeah, no. He got out like, the next day]].
* Wiz discusses how Dracula can [[PowerCopying copy the abilities of enemies he defeats by absorbing their souls.]]
--> '''Boomstick''': Oh, like Franchise/{{Kirby}}!\\
'''Wiz''': A [[EldritchAbomination demonic monster]] Kirby.\\
'''Boomstick''': Right, [[AdorableAbomination Kirby.]]
* At the end of Dracula's preview, Boomstick interrupts Wiz when they show footage of Kid Dracula.
--> '''Boomstick''': Hold up, that's his kid?! What the hell happened to him?

* If one looks closely when Dracula sends Ganondorf’s electric bolts back at him, he cares so little that he does so by snapping his fingers.

--> '''Bomstick''': You know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people. (Crushes a beer can in his hand)

--> '''Boomstick''': They look like candy- ''(spits out a die)'' -but they're not.

--> '''Boomstick''': What the?! Is that real? Why does she have cinnamon rolls on her face?\\
'''Wiz''': Well, let's just say Creator/{{ONE}} is more well known for his excellent storytelling than, say, his art.
* At the end of Tatsumaki's preview, Boomstick reveals he has a ''daughter''! And he needs to get home because she'll be back home from a date soon. [[OverprotectiveDad And he needs to be ready with the gun]].
--> '''Wiz''': You're not... actually gonna shoot him, right?\\
'''Boomstick''': Is the sky blue, Wiz? Do you experiment on animals? [[TheAlcoholic Is this bottle of whiskey empty?]] Yes! I'm going to shoot him.\\
'''Wiz''': Oh, okay... But what if he brings her home on time?\\
'''Boomstick''': Then he gets one in the leg. For dominance.

* In the post-battle analysis, Tatsumaki's CatchAndReturn on the alien warship's barrage of shells is referred to as her "[[TabletopGame/{{Uno}} Reverse Uno]]."

--> '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYTaY21z07I&lc=UgzWoDXUNpkpN-2dD0x4AaABAg Mindy Auron]]''' [[DidntSeeThatComing I... never thought I'd see a battle with broccoli growth being a determining factor.]]

--> '''Wiz''': Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a [[TeenyWeenie micropenis]].\\
'''Boomstick''': And The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big dick energy.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Wiz''': Huh... Could've sworn that would get his attention.\\
'''Boomstick''': He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!\\

'''Deadpool''': ''(appearing on the screen behind them)'' My third Death Battle! HA! [[DelayedReaction Wait, what was that about a micropenis?]] ''(cut off by the scene transition)''

--> '''Deadpool''': Regenerating degenerates have feelings too, you know!
* Wiz tells Boomstick that he shouldn't be fooled by the [[Film/TheMask family movie version of The Mask]] before correcting himself with [[Film/SonOfTheMask movies]].

--> '''Boomstick''': Drugs.\\
'''Wiz''': W-What? No, it's a phenomenon known as-\\
'''Boomstick''': Crack cocaine.\\
'''Wiz''': A phenomenon known as-\\
'''Boomstick''': PCP! C'mon, Wiz! Dude's totally high on something.\\
'''Wiz''': Fine! Whatever!
* Getting a few petty shots in at Deadpool during his rundown, Wiz and Boomstick go over his strength and speed capabilities... [[{{Troll}} by using mundane actions, such as picking up a gun or standing up, as references, essentially just comparing him to an average human being. All while Wade gets more and more frustrated and they just smirk.]] (They DO examine his actually impressive feats right after, though.)

--> '''Boomstick''': You never told me about that, and now we've got two of them!\\
(a pink hoof pops in from behind Boomstick)\\
'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't forget about meeee!\\
'''Boomstick''': (punches her back offscreen in a shower of confetti) ''Two of them.''
* Deadpool’s introduction in the fight: a freeze-frame of him crashing through a window of a very tall building, trying to grab the mask.
--> '''Deadpool''': Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this mess. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Buuut there’s only enough funding for a few minutes of animation, so we’re skipping that part!]]

* When DP whips out a pair of pistols, the Mask responds with his own guns...which are made of balloons. Until they suddenly over inflate and pop, revealing a pair of {{BFG}}s.
--> '''Mask''': ''~[[FreudWasRight Penis metaphor!]]~''
* When he first pulls out the Continuity Stone, Deadpool comments on the things he could use with it, while in the background we see stills implying he changes some of the more infamous battles of the series (Cloud vs Link, Wonder Woman vs Rogue, Goku vs Superman, Yang vs Tifa, and Toph vs Gaara).
* Also of note is Mask's reaction before Deadpool starts using it:
--> '''Mask''' (''now wearing stereotypical geek glasses and speaking in a stereotypical geek voice''): Actually, that's not canon!

* At the end of Might Guy's preview when talking about how the Strong Fist fighting style is meant to break bones, Boomstick breaks Wiz's leg as revenge for [[CallBack being stabbed with a trident]].

* The preview of the fight shows a hilarious case of MundaneMadeAwesome consisting of Guy and All Might engaging in the most over-the-top arm-wrestling competition instead of any actual fighting with the bench they were using somehow surviving a shockwave that cratered their surroundings.
* Guy being impressed with All Might's appearance enough to challenge him to arm-wrestle in the first place. Special mention from the bushybrows goes to the dual hair antennae.

--> '''Guy''': Good fight. Let's do it... again... ''[Collapses]''
* Throughout the fight, All Might and Guy are nothing but [[FriendlyRivalry polite and encouraging to one another]], basically treating the whole fight like a giant sparring match. It's just that the two are so stupidly powerful that they keep escalating things. The two are such ridiculously {{Nice Guy}}s that the ''only'' reason this is even a Death Battle is that they end up taking it too far and ''accidentally'' kill each other.

--> '''Boomstick''': Ahhh! Why did I replace the eyewash station with vodka?!

--> '''Wiz''': Which was again, Itachi's plan all along. So... good job?\\

* Boomstick apparently once attended a Ninja school but dropped out when he learned they didn't use guns.
* During Hiei's rundown, Wiz notes that in order for most people to separate their soul and body, they usually need to die, but can achieve it just by being knocked out. Boomstick promptly quips "Like this?" and decks him with a punch... and the spectral Wiz standing there confirms, yes, like that.
--> '''Boomstick''': AAH! GHOST!!! ''(Runs Away)''

* [[BlackComedy Wiz and Boomstick going over all of the people in Johnny's life who died in motorcycle crashes.]]
* Special mention goes to [[MeaningfulName Crash Simpson]], Johnny's adoptive father.
---> '''Boomstick''': [[LampshadeHanging I mean, he's a stuntman whose name is Crash. Should've seen that coming.]]
* Boomstick comparing Zarathos' name to that of a prescription drug, complete with a list of side effects popping up beside a picture of Zarathos.
--> '''Boomstick''': Zarathos, ask your doctor if it's right for you or your exorcist.

--> '''Boomstick''': The Penance Stare is basically Hell's time-out corner of pain. Ghost Rider isn't angry; he's just ''disappointed'', and he wants you to think about what you've done...and it to ''hurt''. ''A lot''."

--> '''Boomstick''': So, basically eternal damnation, got it.

--> '''Wiz''': There...he's gone...whew...\\
'''Boomstick''': Wow. I didn't think you had it in you.\\
'''Deadpool''': Oh honey, that's not true! Haven't you heard? [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker No one's ever really gone...]] See you later!\\
'''Wiz''': I swear to god I'll kill him someday...\\
'''Boomstick''': So uh...you have the replacement plan on that TV, right? (''cue OhCrap expression from Wiz'')

--> '''Boomstick''': Wait, how can he sing in the vacuum of space?\\
'''Wiz''': Oh, ''that's'' where you're drawing the line? Not the time he, say, pulled the alien entity Solaris out of the sky - which is as heavy as ''a star'' - [[ArtisticLicensePhysics despite lacking leverage]]?\\
'''Boomstick''': I like how he even admits that didn't make any sense.

* Ghost Rider's first attempt to use the Penance Stare fails, by Lobo once again interrupting his dramatic monologue, this time by headbutting Ghost Rider so hard his skull shatters.

--> '''Lobo's ghost''': Holy Fragaroli. I definitely ain't picking up that bounty now.
* In the lead-up to the killing blow, Zarathos wraps Lobo's soul in chains, attempting to drag him in range of a Penance Stare (and immobilizing him this time, seemingly having learned his lesson from his previous attempt). Lobo tries and ultimately fails, to hold his ground by literally biting the ground, leaving drag marks in the dirt.
* After seeing Lobo's soul scream in agony as the Penance Stare works, [[{{Bathos}} Zarathos devours his soul and slurps it up like a noodle, and even belches afterward.]]

--> '''Boomstick''': Ghost Rider's survived some incredible things. Almost as incredible as these new shirts from store.roosterteeth.-''(Wiz slaps Boomstick)''-Aaah!\\
'''Wiz''': Time and place, Boomstick.\\
'''Boomstick''': Aw, come on, we gotta eat!
* Poetic death cannot begin to describe Lobo's loss. Early in the fight, Lobo resorts to [[JustEatHim just eating Ghost Rider]] and fails. How does Ghost Rider beat Lobo? By turning into Zarathos and [[KarmicDeath just eating Lobo's soul]].

* At the end of Mechagodzilla's preview, Wiz is fascinated by Kiryu's 'cybernecromancy', and runs off to try something. Boomstick wearily requests that Wiz let his dad rest in peace. [[WellDoneSonGuy Wiz just wants his dad to say he's proud of him.]]
--> '''Boomstick''': And you guys thought ''I'' had father issues!

--> '''Wiz''': They've never...uh, not been flutes.\\
'''Boomstick''': Oh my god, really? ''(starts to whistle into the blade, but stops)'' Wait a minute, why didn't this come up in poultry science class?\\
'''Wiz''': Chickens... don't like music?\\
'''Boomstick''': How stupid do you think I am? [[BaitAndSwitch Chickens love music!]] ''(brings the knife to his face, slicing his chin)'' AAAAH! God, this is what they mean by "a sharp note"!

--> '''Wiz''': With a skeleton of a goose and some extra parts I had lying around, I say he's a masterpiece of modern science!\\
'''Boomstick''': Well, he's got two heads now, so, do we call him a goose or a geese?\\
'''Wiz''': I-It's a goose. Just one goose.\\
'''Boomstick''': But two heads make two goose, therefore a geese.\\
'''Wiz''': It's a goose!\\
''(the mechanized goose quacks in protest and fires its maser cannons, causing the lights to go out)''\\

* Boomstick calling Kiryu a robotic version of ''Film/WeekendAtBernies''.

--> '''Boomstick''': Why does everyone always target Earth? I live here. It's not that great.

--> '''Boomstick''': It's the Nutcracker, the Berry Buster, the Infertilizer, the Beanbag Barrage, the "Not that kind of blow" Blow, and my personal favorite, the "Help, Doctor! I think they're in my ribcage!" Special!

---> '''Wiz''': ''[[InstantSoprano OH, MY NARDS!]]'' ''[collapses with an audible thud]''

---> '''Wiz''': [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall This isn't my first rodeo.]]

--> '''Wiz''': Please don't try the donut flip again...\\
'''Boomstick''': It can't possibly fail the 60th time.

--> '''Boomstick''': ''(putting on Captain Falcon's helmet)'' New life goal unlocked. Wiz, I'm putting in my two-week notice.

--> '''Johnny Cage''': (''gives thumbs-down'') You know what they say... [[CombatPragmatist all's fair in show business]]!
--> '''Captain Falcon''': ''Nobody'' says that!

* During the post-fight analysis, elephants come up as units of measurement. The elephant that appears is... [[VideoGame/{{Shantae}} familiar.]]

--> '''Boomstick''': Whatever, if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it's a duck. Or I guess, flying Avatar guy.\\
'''Wiz''': But ducks actually can fly-

* Boomstick remarks that he's also a waterbender since he can make tsunamis like Aang if he does a cannonball in a pool. When Wiz brings up waterbenders can also manipulate steam and ice, Boomstick tries to demonstrate his waterbender powers by swimming through solid ice. A giant ice block is dropped between the hosts, and Boomstick belly flops onto it...and it shatters.

--> '''Wiz''': How are you doing that?\\
'''Boomstick''': Oh, I drank a bunch of glowsticks.\\
'''Wiz''': You need to go to the doctor. Like, right now.\\
'''Boomstick''': Haha! My liver's processed way worse than this!

--> '''Boomstick''': Wh- Wh- What!? UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler?!\\
'''Wiz''': Nah, it's just Bradley. He’s ok. Until he isn’t.\\
'''Boomstick''': Spoilers!

--> '''Edward''': [[BerserkButton Little?! Who you calling pipsqueak, you stupid hairless kid?!]]\\
'''Aang''': Uh, nobody?
* Later on, Aang tries to apologize by mentioning the advantages of being short. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper This doesn't dissuade Ed at all]].
* When the fighters lose track of each other in the mist caused by Edward redirecting Aang's Waterbending back at him, Aang launches a fireball at what a silhouette that looks like Edward. The blast decapitates the target, much to [[MartialPacifist Aang's]] horror... only for the "head" to roll toward him while BlowingARaspberry with a cartoony face, revealing that it was actually a statue that Ed had made as a decoy.

--> '''Cabbage Merchant''': Noooo! [[CatchPhrase My cabbages!]]
* Ed's [[FamousLastWords final words]]. His automail arm had been crushed, and Aang is now in the Avatar State, creating a tornado around them so that he can't escape. He has no time to do another transmutation circle and he can see Aang's fatal blow approaching, but he can still take solace in a minor victory.
--> '''Edward''': At least I'm taller than you...
** Becomes meta-funny when you realize he's taking solace in the fact that he (an 18-year-old) is taller than Aang (a (1)12 year old).
** [[FreezeFrameBonus If you take a look at the background pages for the two,]] you see that Ed ''is'' right. He's taller… By two inches.

[[folder:Aquaman VS Namor]]

[[folder:Black Widow VS Widowmaker]]

[[folder:Captain Marvel VS Shazam]]

[[folder:Wario VS King Dedede]]

[[folder:Ben 10 VS Green Lantern]]

[[folder:Weiss VS Mitsuru]]

[[folder:Johnny Cage VS Captain Falcon]]

[[folder:Aang VS Edward Elric]]

[[folder:Ghost Rider VS Lobo]]

[[folder:Dragonzord VS Mechagodzilla]]

[[folder:Sasuke Uchiha VS Hiei]]

[[folder:Ganondorf VS Dracula]]

[[folder:Mob VS Tatsumaki]]

[[folder:Deadpool VS The Mask]]

[[folder:All Might VS Might Guy]]

'''Boomstick''': Oh my god, really? ''(starts to whistle into the blade)'' Wait a minute, why didn't this come up in poultry science class?\\

* In the episode proper, there's a lengthy discussion about how Sasuke accessed the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan by [[EyeScream tearing out his brother's eyes, then his own]], then ''putting his brother's eyes in his own sockets.''
---> '''Wiz''': So... good job?\\
'''Boomstick''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who came up with this shit!?]]

--> '''Boomstick''': Ah, a ghost! ''(Runs Away)''

--> '''Wiz''': Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a [[TeenyWeenie micropenis]].
--> '''Boomstick''': And The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big dick energy.
--> ''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Wiz''': Huh... Could've sworn that would get his attention
--> '''Boomstick''': He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
--> '''Wiz''': And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win-
--> '''Deadpool''': ''(appearing on the screen behind them)'' My third Death Battle! HA! [[DelayedReaction Wait, what was that about a micropenis?]] ''(cut off by the scene transition)''

[[folder:Black Widow vs Widowmaker]]

[[folder:Aquaman vs. Namor]]

[[folder:Captain Marvel vs. Shazam]]
* The end of the preview has Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel, with the second "Captain Marvel" phasing out for "Shazam".

[[folder:Wario vs. King Dedede]]

* Wario throws bombs at Dedede, which Dedede quickly inhales. Wario gets sucked in, but his butt gets stuck in Dedede's mouth. Knowing what's about to happen next, everyone in the audience clears out, save for a single Waddle Dee, who shrugs and [[OhCrap worriedly looks at the camera]] as if to say "What's going on?". Wario uncorks a W.A.F.T. of such potency, the ensuing explosion destroys the entire castle. And said W.A.F.T. is discharged ''[[{{Squick}} straight down Dedede's mouth]]''. You can see the big guy's expression go from "OhCrap" to arm-flailing "Oh, ''hell, no''!" to hyper-flailing, [[WingdingEyes cross-eyed]] "ARGH OH GODDAMMIT IT'S GETTING WORSE GOOD GOD '''GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT ''GET HIM OUT-!'''''" Then, in reference to the ''Brawl'' trailer, the W.A.F.T. makes a titanic mushroom cloud as it takes out the arena... and in reference to ''Mario vs. Sonic'' last season, '''the mushroom cloud sprouts a crooked mustache'''.

[[folder:Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern]]

[[folder:Weiss vs. Mitsuru]]

[[folder:Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon]]

* The Falcon Punch vs. the Nut Punch. ''Nut Punch wins''. Johnny manages to evade and counter the Falcon Punch with his [[GroinAttack nut punch]]. Seeing the Falcon Punch get beaten by the Nut Punch and a badass like Captain Falcon grabbing his crotch in pain while spouting hilarious-sounding {{Angrish}} for a good few seconds is quite the funny sight. Following that comes this exchange before Johnny continues:

[[folder:Aang vs. Edward Elric]]

[[folder:Ghost Rider vs. Lobo]]

* In the actual episode, Deadpool briefly appears on the TV like in Thanos vs. Darkseid, and Wiz quickly punches the TV to break it (with his ''non-robotic'' hand).

[[folder:Dragonzord vs. Mechagodzilla]]

[[folder:Sasuke Uchiha vs. Hiei]]

[[folder:Ganondorf vs. Dracula]]

[[folder:Mob vs. Tatsumaki]]

[[folder:Deadpool vs. The Mask]]

[[folder:All Might vs. Might Guy]]

[[/folder]]

---> '''Wiz''': There...he's gone...whew...\\

[[folder: Aquaman vs. Namor]]

-->'''"Aquaman":''' [[ForgotAboutHisPowers I'm drowning! Wait, I'm Aquaman...]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' He lives under the sea, he wears yellow and he's absorbent. Wiz! I've figured it out! ''[gets ready to sing]'' Ohhhhhhhhhhh--!\\
'''Wiz:''' '''No.''' He's ''not'' [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]]. '''Moving on.'''

-->'''Boomstick:''' Ah, just like my personal hero, Bane!\\
'''Wiz:''' You're missing the point.\\
'''Boomstick:''' ''[speaking into his beer can like Bane from Film/TheDarkKnightRises]'' Oh, you think the point is your ally! But you merely adopted the point! I was born in it! Molded-!\\
'''Wiz:''' ''[picks up Trident of Neptune and stabs Boomstick [[AgonyOfTheFeet through the foot]] with it]'' How 'bout that point?\\
'''Boomstick:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-!]]

--->'''Boomstick:''' C'mon... Do it... Disney World...\\
'''Wiz:''' You have to be in water.\\
'''Boomstick:''' ...You think beer'll work?\\
'''Wiz:''' ...Maybe?\\
'''Boomstick:''' Jocelyn! Get the kiddie pool and the keg! ImGoingToDisneyWorld!

--> '''Creator/BillyEichner:''' ''[[[Series/JimmyKimmelLive dressed as Namor]]]'' [[Series/JimmyKimmelLive Excuse me? This is not a speedo, Jimmy. Okay? These are my panties from Atlantis.]]

-->'''Namor:''' Peasant! You dare splash the prince of blood!?\\
'''Aquaman:''' Plenty of space around the pool, Spock!

-->'''Namor:''' Everyone has their place. That's just how things are. You should understand yours!\\
'''Aquaman:''' You are such a terrific dumbass...

[[folder: Mega Man Battle Royale]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' This battle totally ''Rock''ed... man.

-->'''Boomstick:''' Wiz, gotta talk about something you said there. [[BaitAndSwitch Why did they name him Volnutt?! What a dumb name!]] The only thing dumber than that name was that stupid pun that you made!

-->'''Boomstick:''': Woah woah woah woah, don't try and pull that HappilyEverAfter crap! Humanity went extinct! The planet is flooded, and the last Mega Man is stuck in space forever because ''Legends 3'' is never gonna happen! That peaceful future Dr. Light fought so hard for turned out to be total bullshit! And if you think about it, [[NiceJobBreakingItHero it's all his fault]]! [[SuddenlyShouting LOVE AND PEACE ARE LIES, GOD IS DEAD, AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY ***ED!]]\\
'''Wiz:''' ...Maybe in this timeline, but luckily... there is another.

-->'''Boomstick:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh great, the A.I. overlord timeline!]] Hey Siri, please don't kill everyone and take over the world.\\
'''Siri:''' ''[shows [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL]]]'' I didn't catch that, Boomstick.\\
'''Boomstick:''' ''[shows [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Judgment Day]]]'' Oh God, it's already happening!

--> '''Boomstick:''' Ha! We got her!

-->'''Boomstick:''' Pretty impressive for a guy who spends all his time Jacking Off! ''[RimShot]'' ''[laughing]'' I'm sorry, Wiz. [[ObligatoryJoke We had to work that in.]]\\
'''Wiz:''' I understand.

-->'''Boomstick:''' Well, at least he still has the Mega Buster, which does exactly what it did the last four times. Moving on.

[[folder: Black Widow vs Widowmaker]]

-->'''Wiz:''' ''[disgusted]'' [[BrainBleach Oh, my f***ing God...]]\\
'''Boomstick:''' Y'know, Wiz, your mom had that same look on her face!

-->'''Boomstick:''' Sometimes that's what you go to do if you wanna be a winner! When I was a kid Mama Boomstick trained me and some friends to eat sixty hot dogs in ten minutes! ''(saddened)'' I was the only one who survived.\\
'''Wiz:''' That's... wow.\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[ToiletHumour You should see it coming out.]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' What, like a spider bite? How's that supposed to-\\

'''Boomstick:''' Wow... that was pretty... [[IncrediblyLamePun shocking]], Wiz!\\

'''Boomstick:''' Hahaha! You broke your glasses, idiot! ''[Wiz shocks him again]'' [[DidntSeeThatComing OHGODISHOULD'VESEENTHISCOMING!]]

-->'''Wiz:''' With your luck, your hand will probably get stuck in one of the moving parts and I'll have to be the one to amputate it and build you a mechanical replacement... Yeah, I'm in!\\
'''Boomstick:''' You don't know that... Stupid Wiz...

--> '''Wiz:''' God, I hate when that happens...

[[folder: Captain Marvel vs. Shazam]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' [[Literature/TheMagicSchoolBus Arnold!]] Don't take off your-\\

'''Boomstick:''' [[BigNo Nooooo!]]\\
'''Wiz:''' You're not far off.

-->'''Wiz:''' If only I had a subject to experiment with...\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[RapidFireNo Oh, no no no no!]] Fuck right off, Wiz! I know you can't get any more rats, but it's ''not'' me!\\
'''Wiz:''' Well, fine. I'll go digging in the closet then...\\
'''Boomstick:''' The hell do you keep in that closet?\\
'''Wiz:''' You don't have to know.\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow I don't wanna.]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh god, what have I done?]]\\
'''Wiz:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh no. How sad.]]\\
'''Boomstick:''' I'm a monster! Here, I'll pour one out for you, buddy... ''[opens up another can of beer and pours it out on the other can. His eyes widen when he realizes he wasted another beer]'' Oh, WAIT!\\
'''Wiz:''' Let's move on... ''[Boomstick sobs offscreen]''

-->'''Boomstick:''' Even Abracadabra would be better than that!\\
'''Wiz:''' Boomstick, you have no room to talk! Your password is "password", and you don't even spell it right!\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Exactly, Wiz. Genius.]]\\
'''Wiz:''' [[FridgeLogic I... Oh wait.]]\\
'''Boomstick:''' Wait a minute, how do you know my password?\\
'''Wiz:''' ...Let's move on.

-->'''Wiz:''' Long story short, Captain Marvel was originally conceived not by [[Creator/DCComics DC]] or [[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel]], but by Creator/FawcettComics as a competitor for Superman.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Yeah, DC didn't like that, so they killed off the Captain in the courtroom and took the character for themselves.\\
'''Wiz:''' Than Marvel Comics showed up 20 years later and had a similar legal battle with M. F. Enterprises.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Mother F*%$#ng Enterprises!? Damn, they beat me to it...\\
'''Wiz:''' Well, good news, because apparently, they forgot about how copyright works and tried to make their own Captain Marvel.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Theirs had the power to [[DetachmentCombat pop his head off]] and... [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway that's about it]]. [[TakeThat He's stupid.]] Let's move on.\\
'''Wiz:''' With that, Captain Marvel had two owners: Marvel own the name, but DC owned the character. And so began a cold legal war, with both companies silently daring the other to cross the line.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Til DC decided, "Aww, screw it! Let's call him Shazam."

'''Boomstick:''' Yeah, that makes sense.

[[folder: Wario vs. King Dedede]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' Hey, Wiz! [[ShmuckBait Guess what I had for lunch?]]\\
'''Wiz:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Boomstick, I told you I don't want to play this]] -\\

'''Wiz:''' - UGH! OH GOD, NOT IN THE BOOTH!! ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[NotSoAboveItAll Ah. Pork omelets.]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' That's disgusting.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Heh-heh. Ah, that never gets old.

-->'''Wiz:''' [[{{Squick}} Let's... not.]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' [[ButtMonkey Jocelyn, order another thousand six-packs!]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' You shut up and let the penguin fly!

* Upon seeing Wario eat his Electric Hammer, Dedede gives a priceless angry face, complete with comically-enormous teeth.

-->'''Boomstick:''' I told you those Gordos can be a pain in the ass!

-->'''Wiz:''' Upon discovering a strange crash-landed alien device, it stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid.\\
'''Boomstick:''' ♪ Now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary kid, he's Ben 10~! ♪

--> '''Wiz:''' Well, you do you.

--> '''Wiz:''' ''[groans]'' This is going to be a thing for a while, isn't it?

-->'''Boomstick:''' Oh great! You couldn't have said that four seconds earlier? ''[Wiz shrugs]'' Now if you'll excuse me, I need to pee out my face.\\
'''Wiz:''' Ugh... I'll fix this later.

-->'''Wiz:''' Based on rough estimates made by a NASA astrophysicist, the total mass-energy of the universe in joules is four...\\
'''Boomstick:''' Well, that doesn't seem very impressive.\\
'''Wiz:''' ...followed by sixty nine zeroes.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Oh, there it is.

-->'''Boomstick:''' I ''knew'' they were real!

-->'''Boomstick:''' When he went up against this blue dickweed, Krona, who took control of all these space animal gods that embodied the different rainbow spectrum emotions.\\
'''Wiz:''' Including Ion: The Green Basking Shark of Willpower! ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes. I know.]] Hal was able to overturn Krona's plan. Which meant overpowering the literal embodiment of all willpower in the universe with his own willpower.\\
'''Boomstick:''' That sounds... impressive?\\
'''Wiz:''' Impossible?\\
'''Wiz and Boomstick:''' Impressible?\\

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Well... that's interesting.\\
'''Ben:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You’re not the first doofus to try and take this!]] IT'S HERO TIME!

-->'''Heatblast:''' Hey, ever seen a supernova?\\
'''Green Lantern:''' ''[sounding genuinely confused]'' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Several, actually. I...]]\\

-->'''Heatblast:''' Ha! You're so lame! I bet I could even beat you as Grey Matter!\\

'''Grey Matter:''' What? I didn't mean literally!

-->'''Boomstick:''' Guess you could say Hal was definitely the ''ringer'' for this fight!\\

'''Boomstick:''' Aw, Wiz, don't be ''green'' with envy! That pun was ''10'' out of ''Ben''!

[[folder: Weiss vs. Mitsuru]]

-->'''Wiz:''' [[BigOMG Oh my God!]] No, no, no! Not here! Jesus Christ! Alright, next week we'll talk Mitsuru. I think I'm gonna have to reattach a leg...\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[EvilLaugh Ah hahaha!]] Who's laughing now, leg?!

-->'''Boomstick:''' Wait, wait wait. They ''sell'' dust!? I got a ton of that shit covering the bookshelf in my trailer! I can sell it and finally have enough money to buy... A SECOND BOOKSHELF! Dust farm, here I come!

-->'''Wiz:''' No, not that kind of dust. In the world of Remnant, Dust is an energy source often used to fuel vehicles, androids, and weapons -- wait, you have books?\\
'''Boomstick:''' When did I say anything about books?

-->'''Boomstick:''' KFC...KFSCHNEE! No wonder they're so rich! ''[takes out a chicken drumstick and eats it]''\\
'''Wiz:''' Where did you get that chicken?\\
'''Boomstick:''' What, you don't carry pocket chicken?

-->'''Boomstick:''' Like that old saying: Float like an inner tube on a lazy river, and sting like your pee in the morning!\\
'''Wiz:''' Please go to a doctor...

-->'''Boomstick:''' Well, then someone with good taste! Ya know what, I want that coat. I'm going to the store.\\
'''Wiz:''' You gotta stop walking out on these- And he's gone.

-->'''Boomstick:''' O-oh, God! Did she just cut that thing's dick off?!\\
'''Wiz:''' Yes she did, Boomstick. And it was a goddamn cannon.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Oh, the ''horror'', but also ''[[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy cannon-dick...]]''

-->'''Boomstick:''' Now in my humble opinion, using my very own handcrafted munition measurement chart. I'd say this blast falls somewhere in the range of "Oh Shit We're Dead".\\
'''Wiz:''' Interesting, but let's use some ''real'' science now.\\
'''Boomstick:''' This ''is'' real science! I tested explosions and their real effects on real people, just like you would! I'm a real scientist now! ''[sticks his tongue out at Wiz]''\\
'''Wiz:''' But that's... Wait, real people? Boomstick, where are the interns?\\
'''Boomstick:''' Uh... Hey, look! [[GoLookAtTheDistraction I got that coat that you wanted!]]\\
'''Wiz:''' Ooh, thank you! ''[hugs the fur coat]'' Oh, it's so soft!\\
'''Boomstick:''' So were the interns... ''[ScaryShinyGlasses]''

-->'''Weiss:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Can't touch me, Ice Queen!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' Huh, so that's what it's like.

[[folder: Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' Why does everyone always target Earth? I live here. It's not that great.

-->'''Boomstick:''' It's the Nut Kracker, the Berry Buster, the Infertilizer, the Beanbag Barrage, the Not-That-Kind-Of-Blow Blow, and my personal favorite, the "Help Doctor I think they're in my ribcage" special!

---> '''Wiz:''' ''[[InstantSoprano OH, MY NARDS!]]'' ''[collapses with an audible thud]''
** When Boomstick tries again in the actual episode, he hits something hard. Wiz was prepared this time.

-->'''Wiz:''' Please don't try the donut flip again...\\
'''Boomstick:''' It can't possibly fail the 60th time.

-->'''Boomstick:''' ''(putting on Captain Falcon's helmet)'' New life goal unlocked. Wiz, I'm putting in my two-week notice.

-->'''Johnny Cage''': (''gives thumbs-down'') You know what they say... [[CombatPragmatist all's fair in show business]]!
-->'''Captain Falcon''': ''Nobody'' says that!

%%* The fight escalates, and Johnny knocks Falcon down onto the racetrack far below... before leaping down after him with the classic [[MemeticMutation Dan Forden]] ''[[MemeticMutation "whoopsie!"]]''.
%% A cursory Google search for [ "Dan Forden" + whoopsie ] sends you to several asshats who insult anyone who has misheard "toasty" as "whoopsie". If this particular misrepresentation is courtesy of the troper who wrote it, please correct. If it is courtesy of the Death Battle guys, please addend. (Preferably -without- insulting the Death Battle guys, please and thank you)

[[folder: Aang vs. Edward Elric]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' Whatever, if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it's a duck. Or I guess, flying Avatar guy.\\
'''Wiz:''' But ducks actually can fly-

-->'''Wiz:''' How are you doing that?\\
'''Boomstick:''' Oh I drank a bunch of glowsticks.\\
'''Wiz:''' ...You need to go to the doctor. Like right now.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Haha! My liver's processed way worse than this!

-->'''Cabbage Merchant''': Noooo! [[CatchPhrase My cabbages!]]

-->'''Edward:''' At least I'm taller than you...

[[folder: Ghost Rider vs. Lobo]]

--->'''Boomstick:''' [[LampshadeHanging I mean, he's a stuntman whose name is Crash. Should've seen that coming.]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' Zarathos, ask your doctor if it's right for you or your exorcist.

-->'''Boomstick:''' The Penance Stare is basically Hell's time-out corner of pain. Ghost Rider isn't angry; he's just ''disappointed'', and he wants you to think about what you've done...and it to ''hurt''. ''A lot''."

-->'''Boomstick:''' So, basically eternal damnation, got it.

--->'''Wiz:''' There...he's gone...whew...\\
'''Boomstick:''' Wow. I didn't think you had it in you.\\
'''Deadpool:''' Oh honey, that's not true! Haven't you heard? [[Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker No one's ever really gone...]] See you later!\\
'''Wiz:''' I swear to god I'll kill him someday...\\
'''Boomstick:''' So uh...you have the replacement plan on that TV, right? (''cue OhCrap expression from Wiz'')

-->'''Boomstick:''' Wait, how can he sing in the vacuum of space?\\
'''Wiz:''' Oh, ''that's'' where you're drawing the line? Not the time he, say, pulled the alien entity Solaris out of the sky - which is as heavy as ''a star'' - [[ArtisticLicensePhysics despite lacking leverage]]?\\
'''Boomstick:''' I like how he even admits that didn't make any sense.

-->'''Boomstick:''' Ghost Rider's survived some incredible things. Almost as incredible as these new shirts from store.roosterteeth.-''(Wiz slaps Boomstick)''-Aaah!\\
'''Wiz:''' Time and place, Boomstick.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Aw, come on, we gotta eat!

[[folder: Dragonzord vs. Mechagodzilla]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' And you guys thought ''I'' had father issues!

-->'''Wiz:''' They've never...uh, not been flutes.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Oh my god, really? ''(starts to whistle into the blade)'' Wait a minute, why didn't this come up in poultry science class?\\
'''Wiz:''' Chickens... don't like music?\\
'''Boomstick:''' How stupid do you think I am? [[BaitAndSwitch Chickens love music!]] ''(brings the knife to his face, slicing his chin)'' AAAAH! God, this is what they mean by "a sharp note"!

[[folder: Sasuke Uchiha vs. Hiei]]

--->'''Wiz:''' So... good job?\\
'''Boomstick:''' [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who came up with this shit!?]]

-->'''Boomstick:''' Ah, a ghost! ''(Runs Away)''

[[folder: Ganondorf vs. Dracula]]

-->'''Wiz''': Wait, why do you want it?\\

-->'''Boomstick:''' I mean, I know we use math all the time to do the show, but sometimes one must embrace the darkness to see the light!

-->'''Boomstick''': Step three: [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Kill Luigi]].

-->'''Wiz:''' [[CardboardPrison Yeah, no. He got out like, the next day]].

-->'''Boomstick:''' Oh, like Franchise/{{Kirby}}!\\
'''Wiz:''' A [[EldritchAbomination demonic monster]] Kirby.\\
'''Boomstick:''' Right, [[AdorableAbomination Kirby.]]

-->'''Bomstick:''' You know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people. (Crushes a beer can in his hand)

-->'''Boomstick:''' They look like candy- ''(spits out a die)'' -but they're not.

[[folder: Mob vs. Tatsumaki]]

-->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYTaY21z07I&lc=UgzWoDXUNpkpN-2dD0x4AaABAg Mindy Auron]]''' [[DidntSeeThatComing I... never thought I'd see a battle with broccoli growth being a determining factor.]]

[[folder: Deadpool vs. The Mask]]

--> '''Wiz''': Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a [[TeenyWeenie Micropenis]]...
--> '''Boomstick''': ...and The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big dick energy.

--> '''Wiz''': ...huh. Coulda sworn that'd get his attention.

--> '''Deadpool''': ''(appearing on the screen behind them)'' MY THIRD DEATH BATTLE! [[DelayedReaction Wait, what was that about a micropeni-]] ''(cut off by the scene transition)''

* Boomstick describes Stanley Ipkiss as "the slobbiest, dorkiest loser this side of Deadpool".
-->'''Deadpool:''' Regenerating degenerates have feelings too, you know!

* Getting a few petty shots in at Deadpool during his rundown, Wiz and Boomstick go over his strength and speed capabilities... [[{{Troll}} by using mundane actions, such as picking up a gun or standing up, as references, essentially just comparing him to an average human being. All while Wade gets more and more frustrated and they just smirk.]] (They DO examine his actually-impressive feats right after, though.)

-->'''Boomstick''': You never told me about that, and now we've got two of them!\\

'''Pinkie Pie:''' Don't forget about meeee!\\
'''Boomstick:''' (punches her back offscreen in a shower of confetti) ''Two of them.''

-->'''Deadpool:''' Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this mess. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Buuut there’s only enough funding for a few minutes of animation, so we’re skipping that part!]]

-->'''Mask:''' ''~[[FreudWasRight Penis metaphor!]]~''

-->'''Mask''' (''now wearing stereotypical geek glasses and speaking in a stereotypical geek voice''): Actually, that's not canon!

[[folder: All Might vs. Might Guy]]

-->'''Guy:''' Good fight. Let's do it... again... ''[Collapses]''

* Volnutt's OhCrap expression when all the other Mega Men point their Black Hole weapons at him.

* At the end, he notes the LogicalWeakness of having an extra eye, namely that it makes you more vulnerable to AHandfulForAnEye... which he then attempts on Wiz, only to miss and hit his mouth.

--->'''Guy:''' Good fight. Let's do it... again... ''[Collapses]''

* Guy being impressed with All Might's appearance enough to challenge him to arm-wrestle in the first place. Special mention from the busybrows goes to the dual hair antennae.

* During Might Guy's analysis, Boomstick learns that Guy's father is named Might Duy and calls it out as a horrible name since it sounds exactly like "Might Die". When Wiz says Duy is dead, Boomstick says his parents called it.

-->'''Boomstick:''' Sometimes that's what you go to do if you wanna be a winner! When I was a kid Mama Boomstick trained me and some friends to eat sixty hot dogs in ten minutes, I was the only one who survived!\\

* During Might Guy's analysis, Boomstick learns that Guy's father is named Might Dai and calls it out as a horrible name since it sounds exactly like "Might Die". When Wiz says Dai is dead, Boomstick says he called it.

* Throughout the fight, All Might and Guy are nothing but [[FriendlyRivalry polite and encouraging to one another]], basically treating the whole fight like a giant sparring match. It's just that the two are so stupidly powerful that they keep escalating things. The two are such ridiculously {{Nice Guy}}s that the ''only'' reason this is even a Death Battle is that they end up taking it too far and [[spoiler: ''accidentally'' kill each other.]]

* And prior to this with Guy being impressed with All Might's appearance enough to challenge him to arm-wrestle in the first place.

* When Guy activates his seventh Gate, he makes a... [[Webcomic/OnePunchMan familiar]] face. Not too long after, [[CallBack Dracula's monster form]] pops up.

'''Boomstick:''' How stupid do you think I am? Chickens love music! ''(brings the knife to his face, slicing his chin)'' AAAAH! God, this is what they mean by "a sharp note"!

-->'''Boomstick:''' Ah, a ghost!

-->'''Bomstick:''' You know, I hope someday I can learn to drink beers as violently as Dracula drinks people.