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* The scene where Roxy tries to stab Mason because he tried to steal a hash brown from her plate. Mason comments "I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes!" Rube tells him that was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny almost clever]]. Mason completely fails to get it - either he doesn't know that hash browns are made from potato or he doesn't know what the expression "small potatoes" means - and Rube gives up on trying to explain.

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* The scene where Roxy tries to stab Mason because he tried to steal a hash brown from her plate. Mason comments "I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes!" Rube tells him that was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny almost clever]].clever. Mason completely fails to get it - either he doesn't know that hash browns are made from potato or he doesn't know what the expression "small potatoes" means - and Rube gives up on trying to explain.

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* Reggie scares a couple trying to buy their house by saying George was murdered there.
-->(door closes startling the couple) That's the wind.

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* Reggie scares a couple trying to buy their house by saying George was murdered there.
-->(door closes startling the couple) That's the wind.
her dead sister comes to visit.
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-->'''Roxy:''' It's not about homeland security you stupid motherfucker, I'm gonna get a friend!

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-->'''Roxy:''' It's not about homeland security security, you stupid motherfucker, I'm gonna get a friend!



* "Herbig, as in 'Her Big Fat Ass.'" Hell, let's face it, nearly every Geroge snark is gold.

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* "Herbig, as in 'Her Big Fat Ass.'" Hell, let's face it, nearly every Geroge George snark is gold.



* "Last Call": Mason gets his 'assigment' written on a purple post-it note instead of a usual yellow one and decides that this must mean this is his last soul to reap. So he spends all his money and says goodbye to everyone. He finds the guy he has to reap and explains him what to do as a Reaper. They then both go swimming in the lake during a thunderstorm. Next day, we see Mason, presumably struck with lighting, sitting with the gang in Der Waffle Haus. Rube's reason for giving Mason a purple note? "The store has run out of the yellow ones." He then proceeds to assign everybody with purple notes.

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* "Last Call": Mason gets his 'assigment' 'assignment' written on a purple post-it note instead of a usual yellow one and decides that this must mean this is his last soul to reap. So he spends all his money and says goodbye to everyone. He finds the guy he has to reap and explains him what to do as a Reaper. They then both go swimming in the lake during a thunderstorm. Next day, we see Mason, presumably struck with lighting, lightning, sitting with the gang in Der Waffle Haus. Rube's reason for giving Mason a purple note? "The store has run out of the yellow ones." He then proceeds to assign everybody with purple notes.



-->'''Mason''': It landed on my wank... My wank is the key.

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-->'''Mason''': It landed on my wank... My wank is has the key.



* When George gets on Rube's shit-list. She arrives at their table, and Rube instantly starts to leave, prompting George to ask if he doesn't like her any more.

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* When George gets on Rube's shit-list. She arrives at their table, and Rube instantly starts to leave, prompting George to ask if he doesn't like her any more.anymore.

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* Rube, sitting in an airport with Mason, has to endure a shrieking baby with its mother, sitting nearby. After a little while of putting up with this, he gets up and spouts one of the great lines of the series:
-->'''Mason:''' Where are you going?
-->'''Rube:''' [[TranquilFury I'm gonna kill that fuckin' baby.]]
** Even better, after Rube and Mason are taken and then cleared by the TSA (Mason due to a rectum full of drugs, and Rube because a horrified onlooker reported his comment, despite his trying to brush it off as a joke), he returns to his seat (and the baby), gives it a few seconds... and then [[CrossesTheLineTwice repeats his comment in the exact same tone of voice.]]



* When George gets on Rube's shit-list. She arrives at their table, and Rube instantly starts to leave, prompting George to ask if he doesn't like her any more.
-->'''Rube:''' Not right this minute. You're a constipator, Peanut. You disturb my shit, and that's annoying.



* The scene where Roxy tries to stab Mason because he tried to steal her a hash brown from her plate. Mason comments "I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes!" Rube tells him that was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny almost clever]]. Mason completely fails to get it - either he doesn't know that hash browns are made from potato or he doesn't know what the expression "small potatoes" means - and Rube gives up on trying to explain.

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* The scene where Roxy tries to stab Mason because he tried to steal her a hash brown from her plate. Mason comments "I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes!" Rube tells him that was [[ActuallyPrettyFunny almost clever]]. Mason completely fails to get it - either he doesn't know that hash browns are made from potato or he doesn't know what the expression "small potatoes" means - and Rube gives up on trying to explain.


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* Roxy dealing with an enraged man who refuses to take her parking ticket. She tries to be reasonable with him, but he touches and threatens her... leading her to ''rip his soul out of his body'' and threaten him right back. What's hilarious is the horrified expression on his soul's face, whilst his body just stands motionless and slack-jawed.


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* Also, Roxy shooting Mason in the leg. In the middle of Der Waffle House. During breakfast rush. The hilarious reactions of the patrons, who [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight simply look, then go back to their breakfast without a beat]], is matched only by Daisy and George not reacting ''at all'', and carrying on their conversation like nothing happened, whilst a pained Mason slips under the table.


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* Rube attempting to tell Daisy and Mason a joke about two guys walking into a bar, before the two begin asking questions about the joke's logic, leading an exasperated Rube to just abandon the joke altogether.
-->'''Mason:''' C'mon, two guys walk into a bar and then... what?
-->'''Rube:''' [[AntiHumor They get a drink. The End.]]
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* Dolores, frantically worrying about her cat's medical emergency, waits about 3 seconds before impatiently pulling out a taser and zapping a smarmy douchebag harassing George as the two of them are trying to rush off to the vet's office. It is unexpected, glorious, and hilarious.

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* Dolores, frantically worrying about her cat's medical emergency, waits about 3 seconds before impatiently pulling out a taser and zapping a smarmy douchebag harassing George as the two of them are trying to rush off to the vet's office. It is unexpected, glorious, and hilarious.hilarious.
* When Clancy and Joy are trying to help Reggie search for their lost dog while simultaneously dealing with their rocky marriage. Clancy suggests "Maybe we should split up", to which Joy bitterly replies he better get one hell of a lawyer. Clancy exasperatedly clarifies he meant to search for the dog. "Oh...... that's a good idea!"

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