History Funny / DawnOfWarIII

--> Nemiel, your plodding will alert the enemy!
--> It will be so, provided Brother Nemiel does not wish to whine about it!

-->'''Gorgutz''': And ya want me ta’ snikk’em for ya? What’s innit fer me?

-->'''Gorgutz''': Oooooooo! What kinda weapon? [[AnAxToGrind Choppa]]? [[MoreDakka Shoota]]?
-->'''Macha''': An Ancient Eldar Artifact. A spear. [[ArtifactOfDoom The Spear… of Khaine]]!

--> Combat damage to hostile environment gear is punishable by execution. Refusal to enter combat is [[MortonsFork punishable by execution]].

--> [[TheComicallySerious Suffer not the alien and/or heretic to live!]]

--> '''Space Marine Announcer:''' We have plenty of power, but we came here for ''victory''.
--> '''Eldar Announcer:''' What is your intent for this excess requisition?

--> '''Gretchin:''' We done it, we won!... I mean, you won, Boss.
--> '''Gretchin:''' We is great, you is red, that is coz, you is dead!

* The Supa Kannon in mission 4. When it first comes online, it spouts inane insults. The idea being that it would make the enemy too sad to fight. Predictably, it doesn't work. Level 2 is a fireworks display. Finally, at level 3, it works as advertised-but it's so hilariously overpowered that its own recoil launches it backwards a kilometer. You end up firing it several times to get it back to home base.

* One of Gorgutz's subordinates, Wazzmakka, is utterly convinced that he's the most handsome Ork in existence ([[InformedAttribute even though we never see him outside of his mech suit]]), and only submits to Gorgutz because he doesn't want his face to get punched in. [[spoiler: It's even more ridiculous for those who are caught up on the lore. Orks are a [[BizarreAlienReproduction fungus-like creatures that reproduce via spores]]; they don't even ''understand'' concepts like "attractive" or "sexy". One can only guess where Wazzmakka picked it up.]]
* The Orks mission cutscenes have graffiti detailing their thoughts, its funny as they are drawn like teenagers.

* The Supa Kannon in mission 4. When it first comes online, it spouts innane insults. The idea being that it would make the enemy too sad to fight. Predictably, it doesn't work. Level 2 is a fireworks display. Finally, at level 3, it works as advertised-but it's so hilariously overpowered it's own recoil launches it backwards a kilomiter. You end up firing it several times to get it back to home base.

* The super units aren't immune to being stunned and many stun abilities don't differentiate between targets affected by their stun, including the stun effect that Ork Boyz get from upgrading with Scrap. This leads to the somewhat ridiculous visual of a towering Imperial Knight locking up, head bowed, because some Boyz hit it on the ankle.

--> '''Gretchin:''' We is great, you is red, that is coz, you is dead!

--> '''Eldar Announcer:''' What is your intent for this excess requisition?

* The Orks mission cutscenes have graffiti detailing their thoughts, its funny as they are drawn like teenagers.

* One of Gorgutz's subordinates, Wazzmakka, is utterly convinced that he's the most handsome Ork in existence ([[InformedAttribute even though we never see him outside of his mech suit]]), and only submits to Gorgutz because he doesn't want his face to get punched in. [[spoiler: It's even more ridiculous for those who are caught up on the lore. Orks are a [[BizarreAlienReproduction fungus-like creatures that reproduce via spores]]; they don't even ''understand'' concepts like "attractive" or "sexy". One can only guess where Wazzmakka picked it up.]]

* One of Gorgutz's subordinates, Wazzmakka, is utterly convinced that he's the most hansom Ork in existence ([[InformedAttribute even though we never see him outside of his mech suit]]), and only submits to Gorgutz because he doesn't want his face to get punched in. [[spoiler: It's even more ridiculous for those who are caught up on the lore. Orks are a [[BizarreAlienReproduction fungus-like creatures that reproduce via spores]]; they don't even ''understand'' concepts like "attractive" or "sexy". One can only guess where Wazzmakka picked it up.]]

--> [[TheComicallySerious Suffer not the alien and/or heretic to live!]]

* Missions on Imperium territory have, in the background, all kind of setting-appropriate broadcasts. One that says that [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow if you want to know more about]] [[McGuffin the Spear of Khaine]], you are to report for punishment. Another reminds that starfort exhausts aren't the proper way to recharge a lasgun.

* Missions on Imperium territory have, in the background, all kind of setting-appropriate broadcasts. One that says that if you want to know more about the McGuffin, you are to report for punishment. Another reminds that starfort exhausts aren't the proper way to recharge a lasgun.

--> Suffer not the alien and/or heretic to live!

* When dealing with Orcs, one needant mire themselves with subtlety:

** Deploying a Deathstorm DropPod has it make an announcement in MachineMonotone before opening fire, one of which is:

--> Combat damage to hostile environment gear is punishable by execution. Refusal to enter combat is [[MortonsFork punishable by execution]].

-->'''Macha''': Kyer is searching for a powerful weapon hidden on this world. I would rather you have it than him. If you were to seize this weapon, you would be the most powerful boss in this sector.

* Soonafter:

* Missions on Imperium territory have, in the background, all kind of setting-appropriate broadcasts. One that says that if you want to know more about the McGuffin, you are to report for punishment. Another reminds that starfort exhausts aren't the proper way to recharge a lasgun.

-->'''[[ColdSniper Ronahn]]''':''*sigh*'' It's RONAHN!

* When dealing with Orcs, one needant mire themselves with subtlety;

-->'''[[ColdSniper Rhonan]]''':''*sigh*'' It's RHONAN!

* Soonafter;

-->'''Gorgutz''': (amicably) Oy, Ronny! We there yet? All dis marchin is maken da boyz jittery.
-->'''[[TheStoic Rhonan]]''': (exasperated) *sigh* It's RHONAN!

-->'''Gorgutz''': (''[[PsychopathicManchild like a kid in a candy shop]]'') A SUPER POINTY STICK!? I wannit!

--> It will be so, provided Brother Nemiel does not wish to whine about it!

--> We will take it, if Brother Nemiel does not whine too much!

* The end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XnU0xaqsY&t=57s Prophecy of War trailer]] has some Gretchin entering a trukk and are then catapulted towards a group of Space Marines consisting of 5 dreadnoughts, a squad of assault terminators and a chaplain and are presumably slaughtered. The laughter afterwards implicates that the Ork driving the trukk did so cuz it was funny.

* The end of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XnU0xaqsY&t=57s Prophecy of War trailer]] has some Gretchin entering a trukk and are then catapulted towards a group of Space Marines consisting of 5 dreadnoughts, a squad of assault terminators and a chaplain and are presumably slaughtered. The laughter afterwards indicates that the Ork driving the trukk did so cuz it was funny.