History Funny / DarkwingDuck

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E61Dirtysomething Dirtysomething]]": Darkwing and Launchpad are left with no choice but to take the bus when their usual modes of transportation were recycled by Gosalyn. Not only is [[BusesAreForFreaks the bus crowded, but a mean old lady assaults Darkwing with her purse]] when he takes the last empty seat. Darkwing and Launchpad then get shoved off the bus once they reach their stop.

'''Crimebot:''' [[UpToEleven My everything is impaired!]]

* Guard dogs! Guard flamingos! [[RunningGag Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs flamingos!!]]

-->'''Drake''': I can explain the bats.
-->'''Herb''' ''[staring wide-eyed]'': Please don't!

----* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E6ApesofWrath Apes of Wrath]]":

* In "St. Canard Comic Expo-Fest-O-Rama", Darkwing Duck defeats Splatter Pheonix by trapping her in an ad for [[Advertising/HostessFruitPies Mostess Veggie Pies]].

::: : That said, he's still funny even when galvanized. "NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED MOM'S!"

--->'''Stegmutt''': Oh, Darkwing, are you busy?\\
'''Darkwing''': Busy? No, no, I'm just with the most dangerous villains, [[SarcasmMode Bushroot and Liquidator, and we're playing let's pretend]]!\\

'''Darkwing''': Nice try, Greensleeves, but it won't work-\\

'''Liquidator''': 4 out of 5 dentists say that it's time for us to get out of here!

--->'''Darkwing''': This is the second most-painful moment of my life.\\
'''Stegmutt''': What was the first most-painful?\\

--->'''Darkwing''': This is the ''third'' most-painful moment of my life.

--->'''Stegmutt''': ''(has Bushroot by the neck)'' I've never fought a super villain before. What do I do?\\

'''Stegmutt''': Yay! Put out the Bushroot! Put out the Bushroot! ''(begins bashing Bushroot against the floor)''

**

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* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E3GettingAntsy Getting Antsy]]":
** When Drake attempts to get some sleep in the afternoon, Gosalyn prepares to drive a golf ball off of his bill whilst he rests. He then reveals he is still awake and utters this legendary line: "Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club and [[DisproportionateRetribution the firing squad]]?"

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E11EasyComeEasyGrows Easy Come, Easy Grows]]"
** The [[FamilyPortraitOfCharacterization family]] [[https://64.media.tumblr.com/549fd191b5daac65c00c09210937e776/3ef03f0b04c06f8d-20/s540x810/8ef608bc6843c35ae29caa192961e10f630c3bf4.png photo]] on the wall which has very annoyed looking Gosalyn pulling her hair and sticking out her tounge.

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E34DryHard Dry Hard]]":
** After the Liquidator turns all of St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt Liquidator with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!" Liquidator then retaliates by hardening the bay as well: "Oh no, you caa-an't!"
** Also, throughout the episode, Bud Flood was followed around by crooning women singing ad jingles whilst wearing whatever costume fit for the situation. They even followed him around when he turned into the Liquidator and, as he trapped Darkwing in boiling water, they strutted around singing in ''lobster costumes.''
** The angrily shouted "I don't need no stinking pinckney flange!"

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS2E3Negaduck Negaduck]]":
** Megavolt's attempt at escaping Darkwing by jumping through the window quickly runs into a snag.
--->'''Megavolt:''' ''[panting in relief after barely managing to climb back in through the window]'' I forgot we're on the 90th floor...
** Negaduck I, while a bit terrifying galvanized, is pretty funny when he's normal.
--->'''Negaduck I:''' [[TranquilFury You broke my statue.]]\\
'''Gosalyn:''' I'm glad you came to your senses. Now will you ground me?\\
'''Negaduck I:''' Ground you? Oh, I'll ''ground you'' alright! ''[[DisproportionateRetribution Into HAMBURGER]]!'' You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!\\\
'''Negaduck I:''' ''[to Posiduck]'' Give me back my face! You're getting it ugly!\\\
'''Negaduck I:''' I'll handle [the Muddlefoots]! Where's my shotgun?\\\
'''Negaduck I:''' ''[to Herb]'' Freeloading my food again, eh, fatty?!
::: : That said, he's still funny even when galvanized. "NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED MOM'S!"
** Megavolt acting like the negatron Negaduck is his son.
** All of Galvanized Posiduck's lines. Don't forget to floss!

* From "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E26AllsFahrenheitInLoveAndWar All's Fahrenheit in Love and War]]":
-->'''Darkwing Duck''': I suppose now you're going to tell us all about your sinister scheme.
-->'''Isis Vanderchill''': [[GenreSavvy Reveal my plan? What do you think this is? A cheap cartoon?]]

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS2E9BattleOfTheBrainteasers Battle of the Brainteasers]]"
** All the interactions between [[GalacticConqueror Flarg]] and his underling [[TheDitz Nikto]]. The former get exasperated by the latter's [[BigEater constant eating habits]] and idiocy. It doesn't help that [[UnwittingPawn Nikto easily falls for everyone's tricks]].
** The Muddlefoots not only find nothing unusual about Honker suddenly [[DoNotAdjustYourSet taking over the airwaves]] and declaring plans to TakeOverTheWorld but are also weirdly and enthusiastically supportive of him. At the end of the episode, after Honker had defeated Flarg and returned home, they console him on the assumed failure of "his" plan. At the same time, it's also [[OpenMindedParent oddly heartwarming]].
* Gosalyn's half-assed attempts at doing her homework in "Whiffle While You Work".
-->'''Gosalyn''': Math. No sweat. I've got multiple choice down to a fine art. (''draws a ScantronPicture of Whiffle Boy's head'') A masterpiece! History. "Discuss the president you admire most and why". George Washington, because he invented the dollar bill. That's history. Science. "Prepare a simple compound." Piece of cake! (''bakes a chocolate cake'') Chocolate fudge! Homework's done.

** Trying to think of a way to get herself and Honker out of Bulba's captivity, Gosalyn suddenly tells Honker to take off his clothes. While she goes on to explain that she needs his [[CheckhovsGun paint-soaked shirt and backpack]] ([[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal which is pretty much all of his clothes]]) to leave a marker in the river for Darkwing to follow, he is understandably taken aback by the request.

* When in "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS3E5Steerminator Steerminator]]", Taurus Bulba, now a super-cyborg, grabs Darkwing with some nasty intentions, the hero ''kisses'' him, causing the villain to let him go and frantically rub his lips in disgust. May also double as Awesome.

* All the interactions between [[GalacticConqueror Flarg]] and his underling [[TheDitz Nikto]]. The former get exasperated by the latter's [[BigEater constant eating habits]] and idiocy. It doesn't help that [[UnwittingPawn Nikto easily falls for everyone's tricks]].

** "I claim this India in the name of Spain!"

** The [[FamilyPortraitOfCharacterization family]] [[https://64.media.tumblr.com/4fe6738b0c9707f02f7362457f8dc0b0/tumblr_psneccjFhk1y731awo1_400.png photo]] on the wall which has very annoyed looking Gosalyn pulling her hair and sticking out her tounge.

-->'''Isis Vanderchill''': [[GenreSavvy Reveal my plan? What do you think this is?]] [[MediumAwareness A cheap cartoon?]]

* "Negaduck":

** Hey now, Negaduck I, while a bit terrifying galvanized, was pretty funny when he was normal.
--->'''Negaduck I''': [[TranquilFury You broke my statue]].\\
'''Gosalyn''': I'm glad you came to your senses. Now will you ground me?\\
'''Negaduck I''': Ground you? Oh, I'll ''ground you'' alright! ''[[DisproportionateRetribution Into HAMBURGER]]!'' You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!

--->'''Negaduck I''': ''(to Posiduck)'' Give me back my face! You're getting it ugly!

--->'''Negaduck I''': I'll handle them [the Muddlefoots]! Where's my shotgun?

--->'''Negaduck I''': ''(to Herb)'' Freeloading my food again, eh, fatty?!
** He was still funny even when galvanized. "NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED MOM'S!"

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E48InLikeBlunt In Like Blunt]]": Derek Blunt has just drawn a circle around the island of Phineas Sharp. D.W. is so shocked he can only say "You drew on my map" in a voice so deadpan and disbelieving.

-->'''Herb''': Please don't!

* From the episode "Whirled History"

* From "Stressed to Kill"
** ''Shhhhh, it's a flyyyyy...''
** [[NonSequiturThud "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!"]]

* In "You Sweat Your Life", Darkwing and Herb end up getting chained to each other due to their bracelets mending together, with Herb driving Darkwing ''insane'' with his endless story-telling. When they get tied up by the VillainOfTheWeek and stuck in a room with a TimeBomb, Darkwing is unable to reach the ropes around his feet and has to get Herb to do a sit-up.
-->'''Herb:''' A ''sit-up''?! I couldn't do a sit-up if my life depended on it!\\
'''Darkwing:''' In case you've forgotten, [[SuddenlyShouting IT DOES!!!!]]

* This exchange from "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E13TradingFaces Trading Faces]]", the episode where Gosalyn and Honker switch brains with Darkwing and Launchpad.
-->'''Gosalyn''': You're both grounded for life and your allowance is suspended until further notice! Fun, huh, Dad? Just like the way you yell at me!
-->'''Darkwing''': I never yell at you like that. (sees damaged stairs) [[ParentalHypocrisy YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND YOUR ALLOWANCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER]]--Yow!

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E4NightOfTheLivingSpud Night Of The Living Spud]]":
** Darkwing demonstrates the "proper" way to get a semi to stop and give you a lift: stepping boldly out into the road, extending your arm and declaring "HALT!" The truck promptly runs him down and grinds to a stop.
--->"See...? Works every time..."
** "[[WeaksauceWeakness You don't say]] ''[[SdrawkcabName potato]]'' [[SdrawkcabName backwards]] -- you say ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"
** "''Red'' potatoes ya can reason with-but ''Russets''-they's just plain mean!"
** The rednecks are testing to see whether Darkwing's a vampire, and Gosealyn gets a bit too caught up in it all:
--->'''Gosalyn''': Well, in the Umpire of Vampire Empire, the vampire wouldn't ''burn'' when they set fire to him.\\
'''Darkwing''': ''Gosalyn, whose side are you on?!?!''\\
'''Moe''': ''(lighting a match)'' Zack, ''get the diesel fuel.''

* From "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E3GettingAntsy Getting Antsy]]": When Drake attempts to get some sleep in the afternoon, Gosalyn prepares to drive a golf ball off of his bill whilst he rests. He then reveals he is still awake and utters this legendary line: "Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club and [[DisproportionateRetribution the firing squad]]?"
-->'''Darkwing:''' Ants can lift ten times their weight.
-->'''Launchpad:''' Big deal -- anyone can lift ten times an ant's weight.

!From the new comic:

* This exchange from issue 2 when [[BerserkButton a Crimebot makes the mistake of mentioning Negaduck in front of Quackerjack]] and [[CurbStompBattle pays dearly for it]].
-->'''Quackerjack''': Never!
-->'''Crimebot''': My vision is impaired!
-->'''Quackerjack''': Ever!
-->'''Crimebot''': My armor is impaired!
-->'''Quackerjack''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Say! That! Name!]]
-->'''Crimebot''': [[UpToEleven My everything is impaired!]]
* From the same issue, Darkwing tries to infiltrate the Crimebot manufacturing headquarters and accidentally awakens every Crimebot in the building:
--> '''Darkwing''': ''[Gasses robot]'' Let's see if this will '''jam''' your system! \\
'''Crimebot''': [[AC: INTRUDER DETECTED.]] \\
'''Darkwing''': ''[AsideGlance]'' Darn, an '''unjammable''' system!
* In issue 3 when [[spoiler: Darkwing Duck decides to come out of retirement fully.]]
-->'''Launchpad''': ''(Phew)'' I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots. ''(The other day...) (Whilst holding the [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Rescue Rangers']] plane]] in his palm)'' I can pilot this!
-->[[spoiler:'''Gadget''']]: No. No, you cannot.
* Guard dogs!
** Guard flamingos!
** [[RunningGag Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard]] [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs flamingos!!]]

* Issue 5, the Crimebots have been repurposed as short order books, gardeners, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and personal injury lawyers]].
* F.O.W.L's gadgets in issue 10. [[spoiler: ESCPECIALLY the dartgun-watch!]]
* Also from issue 10:
-->'''Steelbeak:''' That's right. There are the eggmen...\\
'''Steelbeak:''' [[spoiler: And there is [[GiantRobot the]] [[ShoutOut Walrus]]! ]]

-->'''Duckthulhu''': My hand! How can I fist bump without a hand?!

--->'''Negaduck I''': Freeloading my food again, eh, fatty?!

--->'''Gosalyn''': The Muddlefoots!\\
'''Negaduck I''': I'll handle them! Where's my shotgun?

'''Moe (lighting a match): ''' Zack, ''get the diesel fuel.''

* In "St. Canard Comic Expo-Fest-O-Rama", Darkwing Duck defeats Splatter Pheonix by trapping her in an ad for [[DeliciousFruitPies Mostess Veggie Pies]].