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-->'''Darkwing''': *appears in a cloud of red smoke* I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT... I AM... Out of my blue smoke...

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-->'''Darkwing''': *appears in a cloud of red smoke* I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT... I AM... Out apparently all out of my signature blue smoke...
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-->'''Darkwing''': *appears in a cloud of red smoke* I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT... I AM... Out of my blue smoke...
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-->'''Quackerjack: I'm ruined! Ruined! Ruined!!!
-->'''Mega Negaduck: What are you whining about? You never had any powers to begin with!

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-->'''Quackerjack: -->'''Quackerjack''': I'm ruined! Ruined! Ruined!!!
-->'''Mega Negaduck: Negaduck''': What are you whining about? You never had any powers to begin with!

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* From ''Jail Bird'':

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* From ''Jail Bird'':Bird'': Negaduck has absorbed all the powers of the Fearsome Five.
-->'''Quackerjack: I'm ruined! Ruined! Ruined!!!
-->'''Mega Negaduck: What are you whining about? You never had any powers to begin with!



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** "Now it's time to say good-bye to all our company!" Negaduck quoting the Mickey Mouse Club. Sheer cool.
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** "Oops. ''Missed.''"
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** In the shadows of his hidden lair, Drake Mallard ponders his role in bringing justice to the city of St. Canard, "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night..." As if in answer, a duck flies in the open window. Mallard vaults to his feet. "It's an omen! I shall become a DUCK!" He pauses a moment and ponders further, "Wait, I AM a duck. How is this going to work?"

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** In the shadows of his hidden lair, Drake Mallard ponders his role in bringing justice to the city of St. Canard, "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night..." As if in answer, a duck flies in the open window. Mallard vaults to his feet. "It's an omen! I shall become a DUCK!" He pauses a moment and ponders further, "Wait, I AM a duck. How is this going to work?"work?"
* F.O.W.L's gadgets in issue 10. [[spoiler: ESCPECIALLY the dartgun-watch!]]
* Also from issue 10:
--->'''Steelbeak''' That's right. There are the eggmen...
--->'''Steelbeak''' [[spoiler: And there is [[GiantRobot the]] [[ShoutOut Walrus]]! ]]
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** "[[WeaksauceWeakness It's not]] [[SdrawkcabName ''potato'' backwards]] -- it's ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"

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** "[[WeaksauceWeakness It's not]] ''[[SdrawkcabName potato]]'' [[SdrawkcabName ''potato'' backwards]] -- it's ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"



* "Just Us Justice Ducks" has ''best'' HumiliationConga ''ever.'' As well as...

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* "Just Us Justice Ducks" has the ''best'' HumiliationConga ''ever.'' As well as...



--> '''Darkwing''': Busy? No, no, I'm just with the most dangerous villans, [[SarcasmMode Bushroot and Liquidator and we're playing let's pretend]]!

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--> '''Darkwing''': Busy? No, no, I'm just with the most dangerous villans, villains, [[SarcasmMode Bushroot and Liquidator Liquidator, and we're playing let's pretend]]!



-->'''Quackerjack''' YOU STOLE MY WACKINESS!
-->'''Negaduck''' I did not- HOO-HOO HOO HOO! Okay, so I did!

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-->'''Quackerjack''' -->'''Quackerjack''': YOU STOLE MY WACKINESS!
-->'''Negaduck''' -->'''Negaduck''': I did not- HOO-HOO HOO HOO! Okay, so I did!



* In ''Dry Hard'', after the Liquidator turns all of the St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!"

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* In ''Dry Hard'', after the Liquidator turns all of the St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!"



* [[NonSequiturThud "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]

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* [[NonSequiturThud "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]
WHY?!"]]



--->'''Launchpad''': *Phew* I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots. (The other day...) *Whilist holding the [[spoiler: Rescue Rangers' plane]] in his palm* I can pilot this!

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--->'''Launchpad''': *Phew* I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots. (The other day...) *Whilist *Whilst holding the [[spoiler: Rescue Rangers' plane]] in his palm* I can pilot this!



* "Aw, he wants a game of hide-and-seek! Well, two can play at that... um... game. Of hide-and-seek. [[subscript:Because that's how it's played.]]

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* "Aw, he wants a game of hide-and-seek! Well, two can play at that... um... game. Of hide-and-seek. [[subscript:Because that's how it's played.]]]]"
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* [[NonSequiturThud: "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]

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* [[NonSequiturThud: [[NonSequiturThud "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]
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* [[NonSequitirThud: "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]

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* [[NonSequitirThud: [[NonSequiturThud: "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]
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* [[NonSequitirThud: "WHO?! WHAT?! WHEN?! WHERE?! SOMETIMES WHY?!]]
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* Darkwing runs out of the house to a large cliff and jumps off screaming 'GERONIMOOOO!'
--->'''Negaduck''': And to think, all this time, all I had to do was ask.

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* Darkwing --->Darkwing runs out of the house to a large cliff and jumps off screaming 'GERONIMOOOO!'
--->'''Negaduck''': And to think, think; all this time, all I had to do was ask.

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* Pretty much all of ''My Valentine Ghoul''. It has got to be one of the funniest episodes. It's already hilarious to see Negaduck pretend to be reformed and keep spoiling Darkwing and Morgana's date like a bratty brother trying to get D.W. in trouble, but it gets HYSTERICAL once D.W. is affected by a love potion Gosalyn makes and believes Negaduck is his best friend.
--->'''Darkwing''': Aaaw, what's the matter, Negsy, old pal? Is there anything else I can do for you!?
--->'''Negaduck''': Yeah! Go jump off a cliff!
--->'''Darkwing''': Yo. Anything for you, Negmeister!
*Darkwing runs out of the house to a large cliff and jumps off screaming 'GERONIMOOOO!'
--->'''Negaduck''': And to think, all this time, all I had to do was ask.
** And it all gets even funnier near the end when Morgana uses the love potion on Negaduck to make him fall for her and gives him a jawbreaker... literally. She punches him so hard in the beak he flies into his own pile of stolen diamonds, is covered in chocolate and packed in his own box of valentine sweets. Truly a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Morgana.

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* [[EnemyMine Megavolt and Darkwing's]] interactions in ''The Frequency Fiends'' are hilarious, especially this gem:
--->'''Megavolt''': We need negative polarity!
--->'''Darkwing''': A-da-da-da-da-da! This is some kind of trick! Even I know negative is bad! ''Positive'' is good!
--->'''Megavolt''': Negative.
--->'''Darkwing''': Positive.
--->'''Megavolt''': Negative!
--->'''Darkwing''': Positive!
--->'''Megavolt''': NEGATIVE! Negative, negative, negative!
--->'''Darkwing''': Positive, positive positive pos pos pos pos pos-
--->'''Gosalyn''': Hold it! Don't you think you're being a little bit immature?!
--->'''Darkwing''': You're right... (Grabs a chair and rope, and ties up Megavolt) Positive.
--->'''Megavolt (Practically in tears)''': [[WhatTheHellHero I think what hurts the most is that you call yourself a superhero!]]
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*"Aw, he wants a game of hide-and-seek! Well, two can play at that... um... game. Of hide-and-seek. [[subscript:Because that's how it's played.]]
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--> '''Darkwing''': Hey, let's pretend Bushroot's on fire!

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--> '''Darkwing''': Hey, let's It's easy, Stegmutt! Let's pretend Bushroot's Mr. Bushroot is on fire!
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*** [[BeyondTheImpossible Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard flamingos!!]]

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*** [[BeyondTheImpossible Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard flamingos!!]]flamingos!!]]
*The first collection includes this nugget of gold in a letter from series creator Tad Stones, on the creation of Darkwing Duck:
**In the shadows of his hidden lair, Drake Mallard ponders his role in bringing justice to the city of St. Canard, "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night..." As if in answer, a duck flies in the open window. Mallard vaults to his feet. "It's an omen! I shall become a DUCK!" He pauses a moment and ponders further, "Wait, I AM a duck. How is this going to work?"
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*** He was still funny even when galvanized. "NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED BOB'S!"
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** Also, throughout the episode, Bud Flood was followed around by crooning women singing ad jingles whilst wearing whatever costume fit for the situation. They even followed him around when he turned into the Liquidator and, as he trapped Darkwing in boiling water, they strutted around singing in ''lobster costumes.''

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** Hey now, Negaduck I, while a bit terrifying galvanized, was pretty funny when he was normal.
--->'''Gosalyn''': It's the Muddlefoots!
--->'''Negaduck I''': Oh great. Let me get my shotgun...
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** "I may have been defeated, but I know Darkwing's secret identity! He's Elmo Sputterspark! No, wait, that's not right. Hamstring? No, that's the big guy...

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** "I may have been defeated, but I know Darkwing's secret identity! He's He's... Elmo Sputterspark! No, wait, that's not right. Hamstring? No, that's the big guy..."

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* From ''Jail Bird'':
-->'''Quackerjack''' YOU STOLE MY WACKINESS!
-->'''Negaduck''' I did not- HOO-HOO HOO HOO! Okay, so I did!



** "That's one small step for man, one... (Notices Megavolt crushed under the landing craft) ...really bad day for that guy!"




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* The result of Quackerjack and Darkwing teaming up at the end of ''The Haunting of Mr. Banana Brain''. It needs to be seen to be believed.
* "At last, I shall have my revenge on those who tormented me! Those who MADE ME WHO I AM! Wait, wha... What am I, anyway? A dentist? No... A lumberjack? No... King of the Jungle?"
** "I may have been defeated, but I know Darkwing's secret identity! He's Elmo Sputterspark! No, wait, that's not right. Hamstring? No, that's the big guy...
* All of Galvanized [=PosiDuck=]'s lines. Don't forget to floss!
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* In ''Dry Hard'', after the Liquidator turns all of the St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!"

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--->[[spoiler:'''Gadget''']]: No. No, you cannot.



*** [[BeyondTheImpossible Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard flamingos!!]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Gadget''']]: No. No, you cannot.

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*** [[BeyondTheImpossible Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard flamingos!!]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Gadget''']]: No. No, you cannot.
flamingos!!]]
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* Guard dogs!
** Guard flamingos!
*** [[BeyondTheImpossible Guard dogs]] ''[[UpToEleven riding]]'' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot guard flamingos!!]]
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* At least half of his [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22I_am_the....22 intro lines]].

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* Pictured above: "[[AmusingInjuries Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!]]"

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* Pictured above: "[[AmusingInjuries Earlier in the same episode (pictured above):
--> '''Stegmutt''': Oh, Darkwing, are you busy?
--> '''Darkwing''': Busy? No, no, I'm just with the most dangerous villans, [[SarcasmMode Bushroot and Liquidator and we're playing let's pretend]]!
--> '''Liquidator''': Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!
--> '''Bushroot''': Yeah!
Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!
--> '''Darkwing''': Nice try, Greensleeves, but it won't work-
--> '''Stegmutt''': (Grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground) [[AmusingInjuries Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing]]!
--> '''Liquidator''': 4 out of 5 dentists say that it's time for us to get out of here!
** Then, Bushroot's giant plant falls on him.
--> '''Darkwing''': This is the second most-painful moment of my life.
--> '''Stegmutt''': What was the first most-painful?
--> '''Darkwing''': "Put
out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!]]"Darkwing!"
** In the final battle:
--> '''Stegmutt''': (has Bushroot by the neck) I've never fought a super villain before. What do I do?
--> '''Darkwing''': Hey, let's pretend Bushroot's on fire!
--> '''Bushroot''': Uh-oh!
--> '''Stegmutt''': Yay! Put out the Bushroot! Put our the Bushroot!
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** "It's not ''potato'' backwards -- it's ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"

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** "It's not "[[WeaksauceWeakness It's not]] [[SdrawkcabName ''potato'' backwards backwards]] -- it's ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"
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-->'''Negaduck''': -salivates- I'll be right there.'

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-->'''Negaduck''': -salivates- I'll be right there.'



--->'''Darkwing''': Oh, did I say ''skulls''? I meant ''ANVILS!''' (WHACK!)

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--->'''Darkwing''': Oh, did I say ''skulls''? I meant ''ANVILS!''' ''ANVILS!'' (WHACK!)



* When Drake attempts to get some sleep in the afternoon one episode, Gosalyn prepares to drive a golf ball off of his bill whilst he rests. He then reveals he is still awake and utters this legendary line: "Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club and the firing squad".

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* When Drake attempts to get some sleep in the afternoon one episode, Gosalyn prepares to drive a golf ball off of his bill whilst he rests. He then reveals he is still awake and utters this legendary line: "Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club and the firing squad".
squad?"



--> Launchpad: D.W., Liquidator’s used the cold snap to make beings of pure ice!
--> Darkwing: Not a problem.
--> Launchpad: Bullets can’t stop ‘em! The ice just grows back.
--> Darkwing: Only a small matter.
--> Launchpad: Not to mention, YOUR LEFT ARM HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A SNAKE!
--> Darkwing: Barely worth noting.
** And later..
--->'''Launchpad''': "D.W., Quackerjack has turned every G.I. Melvin toy into his personal army!"
--->'''Darkwing''':"A blip on the radar."
--->'''Launchpad''':Yeah, I guess it's not our biggest problem. Now your left arm's been turned into '''ME!'''"
--->'''Darkwing''':"This, I'm willing to admit, is an inconvenience."

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--> Launchpad: '''Launchpad''': D.W., Liquidator’s used the cold snap to make beings of pure ice!
--> Darkwing: '''Darkwing''': Not a problem.
--> Launchpad: '''Launchpad''': Bullets can’t stop ‘em! The ice just grows back.
--> Darkwing: '''Darkwing''': Only a small matter.
--> Launchpad: '''Launchpad''': Not to mention, YOUR LEFT ARM HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A SNAKE!
--> Darkwing: '''Darkwing''': Barely worth noting.
** And later..
later...
--->'''Launchpad''': "D.D.W., Quackerjack has turned every G.I. Melvin toy into his personal army!"
--->'''Darkwing''':"A
army!
--->'''Darkwing''': A
blip on the radar."
--->'''Launchpad''':Yeah,
radar.
--->'''Launchpad''': Yeah,
I guess it's not our biggest problem. Now your left arm's been turned into '''ME!'''"
--->'''Darkwing''':"This,
'''ME!'''
--->'''Darkwing''': This,
I'm willing to admit, is an inconvenience."



--->'''Launchpad''':"*Phew* I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots." (The other day...) *Whiling holding the [[spoiler: Rescue Rangers']] in his palm* I can pilot this!

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--->'''Launchpad''':"*Phew* --->'''Launchpad''': *Phew* I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots." sidekicks/pilots. (The other day...) *Whiling *Whilist holding the [[spoiler: Rescue Rangers']] Rangers' plane]] in his palm* I can pilot this!

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* In issue 3 when [[spoiler: Darkwing Duck decides to come out of retirement fully.]]
--->'''Launchpad''':"*Phew* I'm glad ya think so! There uh, aren't really a lot of positions open for sidekicks/pilots." (The other day...) *Whiling holding the [[spoiler: Rescue Rangers']] in his palm* I can pilot this!
--->[[spoiler:'''Gadget''']]: No. No, you cannot.

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