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* In ''Scholar of the First Sin'', activating certain bonfires will make Aldia, the Scholar himself burst out of the ground in order to talk to you. In the Dragon Shrine, however, the area with the bonfire is too cramped for him, so he just sticks the top of his head out to talk to you about your quest. Given the [[JumpScare scares]] he's given you, it's really hysterical.

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* In ''Scholar of the First Sin'', activating certain bonfires will make Aldia, the Scholar himself burst out of the ground in order to talk to you. In the Dragon Shrine, however, the area with the bonfire is too cramped for him, so instead he just sticks shrinks down to the top size of a table. Also because of his head out to talk to small size instead of [[BlownAcrossTheRoom blowing you about across the room]], you fall backwards on your quest.ass instead. Given the [[JumpScare scares]] he's given you, it's really hysterical.
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**Even funnier yet, is how his precious magic sword isn't the authentic Moonlight Greatsword but a cheap knock-off the ''Bluemoon Greatsword'', which actual lacks any magic powers.
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* Sir Alonne [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95dLuTdcRA will flop to the ground]] if killed while airbone and the Old Iron King can suddenly pop out of the lava in his death throes if finished off by poison while submerged.

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* Sir Alonne [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95dLuTdcRA will flop to the ground]] if killed while airbone airborne and the Old Iron King can suddenly pop out of the lava in his death throes if finished off by poison while submerged.
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* The first bonfire at the Iron Keep is placed unconfortably close to a burning platform. Yes, you ''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath can]]'' get killed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9YF4SilDzc by toasting your ass]] while the bonfire menu is up.

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* The first bonfire at the Iron Keep is placed unconfortably uncomfortably close to a burning platform. Yes, you ''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath can]]'' get killed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9YF4SilDzc by toasting your ass]] while the bonfire menu is up.



* When you rescue Ornifex, she tells you to meet her at her place "down the way." You'd assume she'd be somewhere in the area but not only is she in a whole other location, her abode is surrounded by spiders and mages.

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* When you rescue Ornifex, she tells you to meet her at her place "down the way." You'd assume she'd be somewhere in the area area, but not only is she in a whole other location, her abode is surrounded by spiders and mages.



-->'''Licia''': What is the first flame? Well, it's... Hmm, you're not ready to comprehend it, I'm afraid!

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-->'''Licia''': -->'''Licia:''' What is the first flame? Well, it's... Hmm, you're not ready to comprehend it, I'm afraid!



* One of the Gaoler enemies in the Lost Bastille will throw an exploding barrel at you down some stairs. However, if you poke and annoy him with an arrow, you can trick him into rolling the barrel down early, and then get him to hit it - knocking him flat on his arse in the process. For bonus points, this is the easiest way to gain access to [=McDuff's=] workshop.

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* One of the Gaoler enemies in the Lost Bastille will throw an exploding barrel at you down some stairs. However, if you poke and annoy him with an arrow, you can trick him into rolling the barrel down early, and then get him to hit it - -- knocking him flat on his arse in the process. For bonus points, this is the easiest way to gain access to [=McDuff's=] workshop.
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* Sir Alonne [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95dLuTdcRA will flop to the ground]] if killed while airbone and the Old Iron King can suddenly pop out of the lava in his death throes if finished off by poison while submerged.

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* Sir Alonne [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95dLuTdcRA will flop to the ground]] if killed while airbone and the Old Iron King can suddenly pop out of the lava in his death throes if finished off by poison while submerged.submerged.
* In Majula, the player can knock a rock tied to a rope into a well, causing it to pull up a corpse with some loot on it. In the Lost Bastille, there's a similar setup, with a rock, a rope, and a corpse with loot... Only this time, there's a horde of rupturing hollows coming up as well.
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* Many people are aware of the Desert Sorceresses and their 'kiss of fire' attack. Not as many people, however, are aware of their [[https://youtu.be/vJuvx1YF3KI unused grab attack.]] It really speaks for itself.

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* Many people are aware of the Desert Sorceresses and their 'kiss of fire' attack. Not as many people, however, are aware of their [[https://youtu.be/vJuvx1YF3KI unused grab attack.]] It really speaks for itself.itself.
* Sir Alonne [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95dLuTdcRA will flop to the ground]] if killed while airbone and the Old Iron King can suddenly pop out of the lava in his death throes if finished off by poison while submerged.
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* While King Vendrick's FamousLastWords are a textbook example of TearJerker and SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, his edict to "Seek Strength. The rest will follow" can be seen as a jab at new players who dump all their points into Strength rather than other stats.

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* While King Vendrick's FamousLastWords last words are a textbook example of TearJerker and SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, his edict to "Seek Strength. The rest will follow" can be seen as a jab at new players who dump all their points into Strength rather than other stats.
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* To access the latter half of the game, you need either a great amount of souls or the four Lord souls retrieved from the main bosses. This opens the Shrine of Winter, which lets you get to Drangleic Castle. Except, the reason you need to take the detour through the shrine is because the main road is blocked... by a pitifully small amount of rubble that you could've easily climbed over in real life. Yes, the reason you're battling an ancient swordmaster, a giant spider, a hideous amalgamation of bodies and literally Satan is because your character is too lazy to climb over some rocks.
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* The crows are apparently pretty buff, given that you can trade a Smooth and Silky Stone for a ''Demon's Great Hammer'', a weapon that's larger than you are!

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* The crows are apparently pretty buff, given that you can trade a Smooth and Silky Stone for a ''Demon's Great Hammer'', a weapon that's larger than you are!are!
* Many people are aware of the Desert Sorceresses and their 'kiss of fire' attack. Not as many people, however, are aware of their [[https://youtu.be/vJuvx1YF3KI unused grab attack.]] It really speaks for itself.
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* The first bonfire at the Iron Keep is placed unconfortably close to a burning platform. Yes, you ''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath can]]'' get killed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9YF4SilDzc by toasting your ass]] while the bonfire menu is up.

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* AN NPC invader in Frozen Eleum Loyce will attempt to disguise himself as an object using a Silver Talisman. Thing is, he won't use the item until the player gets within a certain distance of him. It's entirely possible to catch him transforming, ruining his little ambush and giving you time to taunt him for his mistake.

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* AN On the outer wall of Eleum Loyce there is a room with several initially frozen chests. One of them is a Mimic frozen mid-lunge!
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NPC invader in Frozen Eleum Loyce will attempt to disguise himself as an object using a Silver Talisman. Thing is, he won't use the item until the player gets within a certain distance of him. It's entirely possible to catch him transforming, ruining his little ambush and giving you time to taunt him for his mistake.
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** Well, it *is* down the way... two maps away.

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** Well, it *is* IS down the way... two maps away.
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** Well, it *is* down the way... two maps away.
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* Licia of Lindelt claims to be a devout cleric, but her dialogue makes it pretty clear that she's just a scammer. It can get rather amusing.
-->'''Licia''': What is the first flame? Well, it's... Hmm, you're not ready to comprehend it, I'm afraid!
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* When you rescue Ornifex, she tells you to meet her at her place "down the way." You'd assume she'd be somewhere in the area but not only is she in a whole other location, her abode is surrounded by spiders and mages.
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* Attempting to cast a spell with an incompatible catalyst will have your character stop and look down at the catalyst in a little, "Oh, whoops," gesture. If you do this by mistake in the middle of combat, that animation time can and will get you killed while you stupidly stare at your weapon and contemplate the mistake you've made.
* You can initiate a conversation with an NPC and then walk off while they're still talking, resulting in a baffled or irritated response.

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