History Funny / DIDNapper

--> '''Suki''': "Look at the way she's dressed. She's obviously a mage..."
--> '''Carol''': "Maybe... she's cosplaying?"
--> '''Suki''': [[VisibleSilence "..."]]
--> '''Carol''': "I was kidding..."

--> ''(After locking four BoundAndGagged mages in a supply closet.)''
--> '''Suki''': "I can't believe we fit four people in there..."
--> '''Carol''': "I don't think they could believe it either!"

--> '''Guy''': "I used to go there all the time, defeating loads of girls, [[Videogame/{{Skyrim}} but then I took an arrow to the knee]]."
--> '''Guy''': "[[LampshadeHanging I've heard people say many of us look alike]]. That may be, but I'm still the most handsom one.'

--> '''Guard''': "You can have her..."

--> '''Alyssa''': Nope.

--> (if you say no): You rude (and a bit sexy) girl!
--> (if you say yes): Apology NOT ACCEPTED!

* The ending of the third mission, when RealityEnsues.

* During Mission 4, Suki has to lure Alexie into Kirya's house. When asked for her name, Suki can give ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny Leroy]]'' as her name. She justifies it by saying it's a girl's name in Ghiaccio.

* In Version 1.7, Carol herself is a walking CrowningMomentOfFunny, thanks to some really good lines. For instance:

The new demos reveal that Version 1.7 will have a lighter and more humorous tone. This page is here to inventory the game's funniest, and most glorious, moments.

** [[spoiler:Alyssa busts into the Velis dungeons to rescue Dariana, and while searching the cells, she finds each of the defeated antagonists that were arrested by the Kingdom thus far. Her response to each one screaming to be set free?

--> (if you say yes): Apology NOT ACCEPTED!

* Playing the game on April Fools Day will yield the possibility of going into a hidden room where you end up fighting... [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]], who's had enough of your kidnapping spree (even if, say, you *just* finished practicing escaping ropes!) His attack? [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Breaking your game and causing you to crash]].

* Playing the game on April Fools Day will yield the possibility of going into a hidden room where you end up fighting... [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]], who's had enough of your kidnapping spree (even if, say, you *just* finished practicing escaping ropes!) His attack? [[TheFourthWallShallNotProtectYou Breaking your game and causing you to crash]].

* A meta-example, but the [[http://thedidnappergroup.deviantart.com/journal/CLOSED-Ask-Me-Anything-Didnapper-Version-663783928 Q&A]] done by the development team basically had the 4 girls answer questions for fans of the game. A lot of said answers usually ended up becoming full-on conversations between the characters.

--> '''Guard''': "You can have her..."

--> '''Evelyn''': "Of... of course."

--> '''Carol''' (to Evelyn): "Don't you have a lot of tied up girls to free?"

--> '''Carol''': "Yeah. [[TemptingFate Glad it's over with...]] [[OhCrap Wait.]] [[LampshadeHanging We're not gonna have to do that again to get to the third-year floor, are we?]]
--> '''Evelyn''': I'm sorry.
--> '''Carol''': [[{{Angrish}} Arrrrgh...]]

* The guards'... [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy peculiar]] behaviour is often PlayedForLaughs in Version 1.7. Some highlights:
** In Velis Manor, the heavily armed and intimidating guards... will sometimes trip and hurt themselves during battles.
** In Haab Desert, one of the archeologists (contrary to her two nice friends) can't stop complaining and belittling her guards. In the middle of the battle, "guard Thomas" [[ScrewThisIMOuttaHere finally decides he's had enough and leaves]]. And what does the other guard says after Suki defeats him?
--> '''Guard''': "You can have her..."

--> '''Carol''' (to Evelyn): "Don't you have a lot of tied up girls to free?"

--> ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext (After tying up four mages in order to stop them to accidentally poison someone with their failed potion.)]]''

* Carol herself is a walking CrowningMomentOfFunny, thanks to some really good lines. For instance:

* Suki being the OnlySaneWoman when Carol is around.

--> ''(After tying up four mages in order to stop them to accidentally poison someone with their failed potion.)''