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-->'''Tyrone''': ''You better come out now, scumbags!''
-->'''Harold''': ''Cops don't talk like that!''
-->'''Tyrone''': ''They do to me!''
*** Before that exchange, this line from Dell:
-->'''Dell''': ''Tell them you're Batman!''

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-->'''Tyrone''': ''You --->'''Tyrone''': You better come out now, scumbags!''
-->'''Harold''': ''Cops
scumbags!\\
'''Harold''': Cops
don't talk like that!''
-->'''Tyrone''': ''They
that!\\
'''Tyrone''': They
do to me!''
***
me!
**
Before that exchange, this line from Dell:
-->'''Dell''': ''Tell --->'''Dell''': Tell them you're Batman!''Batman!



-->''Barbarian Brothers: "But [the mailbox] says Bruce 'Leg'."''
-->'''Mr. T''': "I told you fools to stay in school!"

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-->''Barbarian Brothers: "But -->'''Barbarian Brothers''': But [the mailbox] says Bruce 'Leg'."''
'Leg'.
-->'''Mr. T''': "I I told you fools to stay in school!"school!



-->'''Cabbies''': "Yeah, right. How much?"
-->'''Commissioner of Hacks''': "Ten thousand dollars."

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-->'''Cabbies''': "Yeah, Yeah, right. How much?"
-->'''Commissioner
much?\\
'''Commissioner
of Hacks''': "Ten Ten thousand dollars."



--> Tyrone: "Where to, Mister?"
--> Man in Black (Deadpan): "I'm the Angel of Death. Take me to hell."
--> Tyrone (Without batting an eye): "Got any luggage?"

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--> Tyrone: "Where '''Tyrone:''' Where to, Mister?"
Mister?
--> Man '''Man in Black (Deadpan): "I'm Black''' ''(Deadpan)'': I'm the Angel of Death. Take me to hell."
hell.
--> Tyrone (Without '''Tyrone''' ''(Without batting an eye): "Got eye)'': Got any luggage?"luggage?
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-->'''Little girl''' (to Albert): Is this your first kidnapping?
-->'''Albert''': Yeah.
-->'''Little boy''': This is our third.

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-->'''Little girl''' (to Albert): ''(to Albert)'': Is this your first kidnapping?
-->'''Albert''': Yeah.
-->'''Little
kidnapping?\\
'''Albert''': Yeah.\\
'''Little
boy''': This is our third.



-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "But [the mailbox] says Bruce 'Leg'."''
-->'''Mr T''': "I told you fools to stay in school!"

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-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: -->''Barbarian Brothers: "But [the mailbox] says Bruce 'Leg'."''
-->'''Mr -->'''Mr. T''': "I told you fools to stay in school!"
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-->'''Mr T''': [[NotSoDifferent "I told you fools to stay in school!"]]

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-->'''Mr T''': [[NotSoDifferent "I told you fools to stay in school!"]]school!"
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* The ambassador taking a call from a woman who refers to him as [[YourCheatingHeart 'Stud Muffins']] before he abruptly hangs up. The reactions of the nearby FBI agents and his wife are ''priceless''.

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* The ambassador taking a call from a woman who refers to him as [[YourCheatingHeart 'Stud Muffins']] Muffins' before he abruptly hangs up. The reactions of the nearby FBI agents and his wife are ''priceless''.
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* Mr. T and the Barbarian Brothers are looking for Creator/BruceLee, and manage to break into the home of some poor soul named Bruce ''[[IThoughtItMeant Leigh]]''. The dialogue is hilarious:

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* Mr. T and the Barbarian Brothers are looking for Creator/BruceLee, and manage to break into the home of some poor soul named Bruce ''[[IThoughtItMeant ''[[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Leigh]]''. The dialogue is hilarious:
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* Mr. T and the Barbarian Brothers are looking for BruceLee, and manage to break into the home of some poor soul named Bruce ''[[IThoughtItMeant Leigh]]''. The dialogue is hilarious:

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* Mr. T and the Barbarian Brothers are looking for BruceLee, Creator/BruceLee, and manage to break into the home of some poor soul named Bruce ''[[IThoughtItMeant Leigh]]''. The dialogue is hilarious:
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-->'''Tyrone''': ''Come out of there, you scumbags!''
-->'''Harold''':''Cops don't talk like that!''

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-->'''Tyrone''': ''Come ''You better come out of there, you now, scumbags!''
-->'''Harold''':''Cops -->'''Harold''': ''Cops don't talk like that!''



-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "I thought that spelled Bruce 'leg'."''

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-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "I thought that spelled "But [the mailbox] says Bruce 'leg'.'Leg'."''
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** And then later when the owner of DC Cab's wife claims all the money after he promised to share it with them, they try to storm her house to take it from her until she convinces them to leave. ''[[KillItWithFire With her husband's flamethrower.]]''

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** And then later when the owner of DC Cab's wife claims all the money after he promised to share it with them, they try to storm her house to take it from her until she convinces them to leave. ''[[KillItWithFire With her husband's flamethrower.]]'']]''
* TheStinger, where a man dressed in black (played by Timothy Carey!) gets into Tyrone's cab (Tyrone is back in full "crazy, dumb-ass n--r" costume, complete with the green rollers, reading a magazine):
--> Tyrone: "Where to, Mister?"
--> Man in Black (Deadpan): "I'm the Angel of Death. Take me to hell."
--> Tyrone (Without batting an eye): "Got any luggage?"
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-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "I thought that spelled 'leg'."''

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-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "I thought that spelled Bruce 'leg'."''
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*** Before that exchange, this line from Dell:
-->'''Dell''': ''Tell them you're Batman!''
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* The scene where the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits crew of crazy cabbies]] saves Albert from the kidnappers in best ThreeStooges tradition.

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* The scene where the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits crew of crazy cabbies]] saves Albert from the kidnappers in the best ThreeStooges tradition.tradition of Film/TheThreeStooges.



** And then later when the owner of DC Cab's wife claims all the money after he promised to share it with them, they try to storm her house to take it from her until she convinces them to leave. ''[[KillItWithFire With her husband's flamethrower.]]''

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** And then later when the owner of DC Cab's wife claims all the money after he promised to share it with them, they try to storm her house to take it from her until she convinces them to leave. ''[[KillItWithFire With her husband's flamethrower.]]''
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-->'''Cabbie''':''Cops don't talk like that!''

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-->'''Cabbie''':''Cops -->'''Harold''':''Cops don't talk like that!''
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** And when the cabbies are trying to con the kidnappers into letting the kids and Albert go free, they get stuck and ask, "What do we say now? What do cops say?" Tyrone snatches the megaphone and yells:
-->'''Tyrone''': ''Come out of there, you scumbags!''
-->'''Cabbie''':''Cops don't talk like that!''
-->'''Tyrone''': ''They do to me!''



-->'''Mr T''': [[NotSoDifferent "I told you fools to stay in school!"]]

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-->'''Mr T''': [[NotSoDifferent "I told you fools to stay in school!"]]school!"]]
* The scene where the [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits crew of crazy cabbies]] saves Albert from the kidnappers in best ThreeStooges tradition.
* At one point the various cab companies are told by the [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Commissioner of Hacks]] that a concert violinist lost a 'very precious violin' in one of the cabs. They are unimpressed even as he mentions a reward for finding it.
-->'''Cabbies''': "Yeah, right. How much?"
-->'''Commissioner of Hacks''': "Ten thousand dollars."
** And they dive out of the windows and start ransacking every cab in sight.
** And then later when the owner of DC Cab's wife claims all the money after he promised to share it with them, they try to storm her house to take it from her until she convinces them to leave. ''[[KillItWithFire With her husband's flamethrower.]]''

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* Nearly everything Dell says or does.

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* Nearly everything Dell [[CrossesTheLineTwice says or does.does]].
* Mr. T and the Barbarian Brothers are looking for BruceLee, and manage to break into the home of some poor soul named Bruce ''[[IThoughtItMeant Leigh]]''. The dialogue is hilarious:
-->''[[WhatAnIdiot Barbarian Brothers]]: "I thought that spelled 'leg'."''
-->'''Mr T''': [[NotSoDifferent "I told you fools to stay in school!"]]
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* The ambassador taking a call from a woman who refers to him as [[YourCheatingHeart 'Stud Muffins']] before he abruptly hangs up. The reactions of the nearby FBI agents and his wife are ''priceless''.
-->''*phone rings*''
-->'''Mrs. Rayburn''': Well, pick it up, ''Stud Muffins''!
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** They even [[spoiler:prove their point by getting out of their rope-binding without much effort]].

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** They even [[spoiler:prove their point by getting out of their rope-binding without much effort]].effort]].
* Nearly everything Dell says or does.

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-->'''Little girl''' (to Adam Baldwin): Is this your first kidnapping?

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-->'''Little girl''' (to Adam Baldwin): Albert): Is this your first kidnapping?kidnapping?
-->'''Albert''': Yeah.
-->'''Little boy''': This is our third.

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