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** Green Lantern's origin. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' (A shout-out to the comic Batman in Darkest Knight) but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
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** Green Lantern's origin. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' (A shout-out to the comic Batman in Darkest Knight) but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.''
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* Alfred has a booty-call number. Said number according to the editor belongs to '''Trigon'''. Alfred just steals the whole scene involving him.
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* Mirror Master's motivation to villainy wasn't that he was evil, but it was because he worked one or even two honest jobs but was still unable to pay the bills.
** When it's time for the old woman hostage scene, Mirror Master admits that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even he was shocked]] that the cage actually had an old lady in it.
** When the bomb was planted on Flash's wrist, Flash asks how does he prevent it from exploding his wrist. Mirror Master's response?
--->'''Mirror Master:''' Ever heard of the movie ''Film/{{Speed}}''?[[note]]The main premise is that the vehicle's speed in the setting must never go below a certain threshold otherwise it would explode.[[/note]]
*This situation just sums up the difference between the two Green Lanterns.
--->'''Green Lantern:''' Do you have any idea what time it is?
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Erm...like, 8pm?
--->'''Green Lantern:''' Exactly! This better be good, guys.
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Terrorists have a hostage trapped in a mine with them. Said they would only deal with a Green Lantern. We've been trying to get a hold of the good one all day.
--->'''Green Lantern:''' But I only just got the call.
--->'''FBI Agent 2:''' [[TakeThat Like he said, the good one.]]
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Eventually, we just said "what the hell" and just called you.
** Sure enough, when asked to handle the situation delicately, Hal proceeds to create a megaphone and threaten to beat them with a giant green ''dildo'' if they don't play nice.
** When confronted with the fact that the hostage was Carol [[spoiler: (actually a fake one)]], the one holding the gun has some...strange conditions. The first condition was to move in with Carol. The second was getting a stable job. The third condition is to grow up out of his man-child phase. Hal's response?
--->'''Green Lantern:''' What if I say no-''(bomb goes off right behind the [[spoiler:fake]] Carol)''
** The clincher? When confronted with the scene of losing Carol, the [[spoiler: REAL Carol appears right behind him. Hal thinks she is a ghost and the lady just plays along. Carol can't believe that he actually was falling for this. After breaking his spirit, she leaves wondering what she saw in him.]]
* Cheetah calls out Wonder Woman about trying to make a rug out of her to stay warm, despite the fact that heaters exist. The latter states that she has no idea what that is.
*Clark's ringtone is the ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' theme song.
* Clark receives a call from Lois saying that there is a man trying to jump. After three years, Lois actually decides not to play along with the ClarkKenting and just asks him to get on with it and save the person. Their closing line?
--->'''Clark:''' Oh Lois, you're my silver medal.
--->'''Lois:''' And you are my participation trophy.
** The first thing Superman says when he reached the person? Saying that if it was because of Obama winning. (The year this movie takes place in is 2008 when Obama won the presidency.)
** When the man asked Superman for an apology, [[{{Superdickery}} the latter actually told him to jump.]]
** Metallo's origin in here is downright ridiculous. It turns out that as John Corben, he was one of Superman's supporters and took his words during his first interview with Lois Lane at face value. Said words include ''[[TooDumbToLive singlehandedly declaring war on Canada.]]'' Sure enough, he got mauled by wild moose before he made it across the border and had his heart eaten by a grizzly bear.
** When Metallo reveals his Kryptonite heart, Superman calls him [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Decepticon]] scum.
*After digging out of the grave, Bruce immediately asks for a status update on the Justice League after seeing Superman's death in Metropolis. When he called the Flash, he was responded with whether or not he [[BrickJoke seen]] ''Film/{{Speed}}'' while Martian Manhunter is too busy drowning while on fire to answer.
*Cyborg was called to deal with the brainwashed Wonder Woman. Apparently in the three years after the Teen Titans were formed, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, the twins got deported and [[{{Foreshadowing}} Speedy is MIA for months.]]
*The carnage Wonder Women is causing thanks to the nanomachines in her head. The battered police officers trying to restrain her understandably got their butts kicked. When Cyborg steps in, the squad leader has this to say:
-->'''Officer:''' Ok. Everyone who can still walk, back away now. [[BlackComedy If you can't, well then...I'll inform your next of kin. Looking at you, Morales.]]
** The first thing Cyborg asks Wonder Women? "Calm your tits-"''(gets sent flying)''
** When [[OhCrap realises]] what kind of situation he landed himself into:
--->'''Cyborg:''' Oh my god, Wonder Woman's [[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vil.]] And I'm the puppies!
--->'''Wonder Woman:''' Come here, puppy!
** Like in the original, Cyborg is understandably pissed that killing is bad and yet somehow dismembering gets a free pass.
*When the Flash runs through the glacier, he couldn't help but feel that this kind of deathtrap would scream "Batman" all over it. When asking Batman whether or not he may be involved in making these methods:
--->'''Batman:''' I was in a pretty dark place, so I may have [[{{Understatement}} scribbled some ideas down. Maybe.]]
--->'''Flash:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What? Was life not challenging enough for you? Batman?!]]
--->'''Batman:''' It never ever is.
*Taking a page right out of ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder,'' it turns out that the scenario Hal was put through was Batman's Plan '''D''' and in his disbelief that Hal would actually fall for it:
-->'''Batman:''' This was like Plan '''D''' for you! To give you an idea, Plan '''C''' was me dressing up as '''''[[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]]'''''[[note]]He's [[WeaksauceWeakness yellow]].[[/note]] and beating the shit out of you with the colour yellow!! And from what I'm seeing, ''it would have worked!!'' Honestly, it's beyond me how you got that ring.
-->'''Hal:''' ''(crying)'' I said I was you!!
-->'''Batman:''' Then start acting like it!
-->'''Hal:''' ''(cries harder)'' My parents....
-->'''Batman:''' Oh shut up.
** Batman couldn't help but wonder in disbelief that there is a person that is more scared of a steady income and sharing an apartment.
** When it's time for the old woman hostage scene, Mirror Master admits that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even he was shocked]] that the cage actually had an old lady in it.
** When the bomb was planted on Flash's wrist, Flash asks how does he prevent it from exploding his wrist. Mirror Master's response?
--->'''Mirror Master:''' Ever heard of the movie ''Film/{{Speed}}''?[[note]]The main premise is that the vehicle's speed in the setting must never go below a certain threshold otherwise it would explode.[[/note]]
*This situation just sums up the difference between the two Green Lanterns.
--->'''Green Lantern:''' Do you have any idea what time it is?
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Erm...like, 8pm?
--->'''Green Lantern:''' Exactly! This better be good, guys.
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Terrorists have a hostage trapped in a mine with them. Said they would only deal with a Green Lantern. We've been trying to get a hold of the good one all day.
--->'''Green Lantern:''' But I only just got the call.
--->'''FBI Agent 2:''' [[TakeThat Like he said, the good one.]]
--->'''FBI Agent:''' Eventually, we just said "what the hell" and just called you.
** Sure enough, when asked to handle the situation delicately, Hal proceeds to create a megaphone and threaten to beat them with a giant green ''dildo'' if they don't play nice.
** When confronted with the fact that the hostage was Carol [[spoiler: (actually a fake one)]], the one holding the gun has some...strange conditions. The first condition was to move in with Carol. The second was getting a stable job. The third condition is to grow up out of his man-child phase. Hal's response?
--->'''Green Lantern:''' What if I say no-''(bomb goes off right behind the [[spoiler:fake]] Carol)''
** The clincher? When confronted with the scene of losing Carol, the [[spoiler: REAL Carol appears right behind him. Hal thinks she is a ghost and the lady just plays along. Carol can't believe that he actually was falling for this. After breaking his spirit, she leaves wondering what she saw in him.]]
* Cheetah calls out Wonder Woman about trying to make a rug out of her to stay warm, despite the fact that heaters exist. The latter states that she has no idea what that is.
*Clark's ringtone is the ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' theme song.
* Clark receives a call from Lois saying that there is a man trying to jump. After three years, Lois actually decides not to play along with the ClarkKenting and just asks him to get on with it and save the person. Their closing line?
--->'''Clark:''' Oh Lois, you're my silver medal.
--->'''Lois:''' And you are my participation trophy.
** The first thing Superman says when he reached the person? Saying that if it was because of Obama winning. (The year this movie takes place in is 2008 when Obama won the presidency.)
** When the man asked Superman for an apology, [[{{Superdickery}} the latter actually told him to jump.]]
** Metallo's origin in here is downright ridiculous. It turns out that as John Corben, he was one of Superman's supporters and took his words during his first interview with Lois Lane at face value. Said words include ''[[TooDumbToLive singlehandedly declaring war on Canada.]]'' Sure enough, he got mauled by wild moose before he made it across the border and had his heart eaten by a grizzly bear.
** When Metallo reveals his Kryptonite heart, Superman calls him [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Decepticon]] scum.
*After digging out of the grave, Bruce immediately asks for a status update on the Justice League after seeing Superman's death in Metropolis. When he called the Flash, he was responded with whether or not he [[BrickJoke seen]] ''Film/{{Speed}}'' while Martian Manhunter is too busy drowning while on fire to answer.
*Cyborg was called to deal with the brainwashed Wonder Woman. Apparently in the three years after the Teen Titans were formed, Dick Grayson became Nightwing, the twins got deported and [[{{Foreshadowing}} Speedy is MIA for months.]]
*The carnage Wonder Women is causing thanks to the nanomachines in her head. The battered police officers trying to restrain her understandably got their butts kicked. When Cyborg steps in, the squad leader has this to say:
-->'''Officer:''' Ok. Everyone who can still walk, back away now. [[BlackComedy If you can't, well then...I'll inform your next of kin. Looking at you, Morales.]]
** The first thing Cyborg asks Wonder Women? "Calm your tits-"''(gets sent flying)''
** When [[OhCrap realises]] what kind of situation he landed himself into:
--->'''Cyborg:''' Oh my god, Wonder Woman's [[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians Cruella de Vil.]] And I'm the puppies!
--->'''Wonder Woman:''' Come here, puppy!
** Like in the original, Cyborg is understandably pissed that killing is bad and yet somehow dismembering gets a free pass.
*When the Flash runs through the glacier, he couldn't help but feel that this kind of deathtrap would scream "Batman" all over it. When asking Batman whether or not he may be involved in making these methods:
--->'''Batman:''' I was in a pretty dark place, so I may have [[{{Understatement}} scribbled some ideas down. Maybe.]]
--->'''Flash:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What? Was life not challenging enough for you? Batman?!]]
--->'''Batman:''' It never ever is.
*Taking a page right out of ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder,'' it turns out that the scenario Hal was put through was Batman's Plan '''D''' and in his disbelief that Hal would actually fall for it:
-->'''Batman:''' This was like Plan '''D''' for you! To give you an idea, Plan '''C''' was me dressing up as '''''[[Series/SesameStreet Big Bird]]'''''[[note]]He's [[WeaksauceWeakness yellow]].[[/note]] and beating the shit out of you with the colour yellow!! And from what I'm seeing, ''it would have worked!!'' Honestly, it's beyond me how you got that ring.
-->'''Hal:''' ''(crying)'' I said I was you!!
-->'''Batman:''' Then start acting like it!
-->'''Hal:''' ''(cries harder)'' My parents....
-->'''Batman:''' Oh shut up.
** Batman couldn't help but wonder in disbelief that there is a person that is more scared of a steady income and sharing an apartment.
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** Cyborg laments that his last mission with the League is to fight an otaku. He was even called the Jukebox Hero!!
* [[BlackComedy Joker's entire scene]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with Jason Todd.]]
* [[BlackComedy Joker's entire scene]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with Jason Todd.]]
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** Cyborg laments that his last mission with the League is to fight an otaku. He was even called the [[BrickJoke Jukebox Hero!!
Hero!!]]
*[[BlackComedy [[spoiler:[[BlackComedy Joker's entire scene]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with Jason Todd.]]]]]]
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-->'''Cyborg:''' Except for you, Superman. You're half the reason I'm leaving.
-->'''Superman:''' Don't be modest. I'm the full reason you're leaving!
* Vandal Savage calling dinosaurs "entitled [[PrecisionFStrike fucks]]" and stated that the meteor made him "five times smarter" and gave him immortality. Since he was a caveman at that time when dinosaurs are somehow still around, Ma'alefa'ak states that this isn't exactly a monumental achievement. He even invented the wheel later that night!!
-->'''Superman:''' Don't be modest. I'm the full reason you're leaving!
* Vandal Savage calling dinosaurs "entitled [[PrecisionFStrike fucks]]" and stated that the meteor made him "five times smarter" and gave him immortality. Since he was a caveman at that time when dinosaurs are somehow still around, Ma'alefa'ak states that this isn't exactly a monumental achievement. He even invented the wheel later that night!!
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** To give some context, Vandal Savage was considering the rise of superheroes as his greatest failure. He was somehow present at ''every single superhero origin'' using his immortality as a HandWave. Especially at Themyscira where he should had not known of it's very existence. Cheetah's big [[FridgeLogic "How!?"]] sums it up.
** Green Lantern's origin sticks out. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
** Green Lantern's origin sticks out. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
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** To give some context, Vandal Savage was considering the rise of superheroes as [[MyGreatestFailure his greatest failure. failure.]] He was somehow present at ''every single superhero origin'' using his immortality as a HandWave. Especially at Themyscira where he should had not known of it's very existence.existence until the 20th century. Cheetah's big [[FridgeLogic "How!?"]] sums it up.
** Green Lantern'sorigin sticks out. origin. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' (A shout-out to the comic Batman in Darkest Knight) but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
** Superman's origin reveals that unlike most comic incarnations, his parents actually sent him to Earth in 1975 on purpose knowing full well that the yellow sun will in Jor-El's own words, "make you a god". However, their information on Earth is outdated by a few decades due to being many light-years away, resulting in his [[TheForties 1940s]] characterization. Being raised by the Kents just made things worse until he became his current self.
--->'''Jor-El:''' Here are a few tips of you want to make it there. Number one: [[{{Eagleland}} America good, everyone else bad.]] Number two: [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Too much pink energy is not good.]] That means don't trust the women Kal. Number three:-
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' For you see, I was-
--->'''The rest of the legion:''' [[BrickJoke You were there.]] We know we get it.
** It's gotten so bad that after the above, Vandal Savage was about to say "I was there" one more time but Cheetah is [[OverlyLongGag understandably frustrated]] and slashed his throat just to shut him up. Vandal recovers and decides to reword his sentence a bit.
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' ''(after back-handing Cheetah)'' Let's just say I was in the general vicinity at that time. Fair enough?
* Once again like in Suicide Squad: Assault on Arkham Abridged, [[FreezeFrameBonus the descriptions of the Justice League members.]] At the 8 minute mark.
* Alfred has a booty-call number. Said number according to the editor belongs to '''Trigon'''. Alfred just steals the whole scene involving him.
* When John runs into a disguised Ma'alefa'ak, he has trouble pronouncing his name. One of his attempts results in [[Manga/DragonBall Piccolo's Makankosappo]] before deciding to stick with "motherfucker".
** Green Lantern's
** Superman's origin reveals that unlike most comic incarnations, his parents actually sent him to Earth in 1975 on purpose knowing full well that the yellow sun will in Jor-El's own words, "make you a god". However, their information on Earth is outdated by a few decades due to being many light-years away, resulting in his [[TheForties 1940s]] characterization. Being raised by the Kents just made things worse until he became his current self.
--->'''Jor-El:''' Here are a few tips of you want to make it there. Number one: [[{{Eagleland}} America good, everyone else bad.]] Number two: [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Too much pink energy is not good.]] That means don't trust the women Kal. Number three:-
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' For you see, I was-
--->'''The rest of the legion:''' [[BrickJoke You were there.]] We know we get it.
** It's gotten so bad that after the above, Vandal Savage was about to say "I was there" one more time but Cheetah is [[OverlyLongGag understandably frustrated]] and slashed his throat just to shut him up. Vandal recovers and decides to reword his sentence a bit.
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' ''(after back-handing Cheetah)'' Let's just say I was in the general vicinity at that time. Fair enough?
* Once again like in Suicide Squad: Assault on Arkham Abridged, [[FreezeFrameBonus the descriptions of the Justice League members.]] At the 8 minute mark.
* Alfred has a booty-call number. Said number according to the editor belongs to '''Trigon'''. Alfred just steals the whole scene involving him.
* When John runs into a disguised Ma'alefa'ak, he has trouble pronouncing his name. One of his attempts results in [[Manga/DragonBall Piccolo's Makankosappo]] before deciding to stick with "motherfucker".
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[[folder:Justice League Doom]]
*The various ways the Justice League dispatch their opponents.
**Superman uses his heat vision to cut up Lex Luthor's warsuit. When the latter threatens to sue him, Superman asks what's his name as [[RealityEnsues he needs it for a court case.]] Luthor can only retort in frustration.
**Wonder Women is barely containing an urge to eat Cheetah. When the latter asks her to go to hell, Wonder Woman says that [[InsultBackfire Hades is a friend.]]
**Batman outmanuevers Solomon Grundy while the latter says his trademark poem. After missing Batman and running straight into a power grid:
--->'''Solomon Grundy:''' Grundy kill you next week instead. ''(faints)''
**Cyborg laments that his last mission with the League is to fight an otaku. He was even called the Jukebox Hero!!
*[[BlackComedy Joker's entire scene]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with Jason Todd.]]
*Cyborg states that the first reason he's leaving is due to having to lead the Teen Titans. The second reason is Superman.
*[[RunningGag "I was there."]]
** To give some context, Vandal Savage was considering the rise of superheroes as his greatest failure. He was somehow present at ''every single superhero origin'' using his immortality as a HandWave. Especially at Themyscira where he should had not known of it's very existence. Cheetah's big [[FridgeLogic "How!?"]] sums it up.
** Green Lantern's origin sticks out. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
[[folder:Justice League Doom]]
*The various ways the Justice League dispatch their opponents.
**Superman uses his heat vision to cut up Lex Luthor's warsuit. When the latter threatens to sue him, Superman asks what's his name as [[RealityEnsues he needs it for a court case.]] Luthor can only retort in frustration.
**Wonder Women is barely containing an urge to eat Cheetah. When the latter asks her to go to hell, Wonder Woman says that [[InsultBackfire Hades is a friend.]]
**Batman outmanuevers Solomon Grundy while the latter says his trademark poem. After missing Batman and running straight into a power grid:
--->'''Solomon Grundy:''' Grundy kill you next week instead. ''(faints)''
**Cyborg laments that his last mission with the League is to fight an otaku. He was even called the Jukebox Hero!!
*[[BlackComedy Joker's entire scene]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice with Jason Todd.]]
*Cyborg states that the first reason he's leaving is due to having to lead the Teen Titans. The second reason is Superman.
*[[RunningGag "I was there."]]
** To give some context, Vandal Savage was considering the rise of superheroes as his greatest failure. He was somehow present at ''every single superhero origin'' using his immortality as a HandWave. Especially at Themyscira where he should had not known of it's very existence. Cheetah's big [[FridgeLogic "How!?"]] sums it up.
** Green Lantern's origin sticks out. It turns out that in this canon, the ring was supposed to be given to '''Batman''' but Hal Jordan got to it first. After lying to the ring, he dons the ring complete with TransformationSequence to the theme of the WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug.
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** However, after [[HeReallyCanAct actually watching his performance]] in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'', let's just say there is a slight edit in the Youtube re-upload...
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** However, after [[HeReallyCanAct [[SugarWiki/HeReallyCanAct actually watching his performance]] in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'', let's just say there is a slight edit in the Youtube re-upload...
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* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is [[TheUnintelligible incredibly hard to understand]] (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like the DC Animated Universe, the DC Extended Universe, Justice League Action, the Arrowverse and even brings up the One Earth Regime.
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** Also, he wears his underwear outside his clothes on Fridays like Superman's trunks.
* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is [[TheUnintelligible incredibly hard to understand]] (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like theDC Animated Universe, Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse, the DC Extended Universe, Justice Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse, WesternAnimation/{{Justice League Action, Action}}, the Arrowverse Series/{{Arrowverse}} and even brings up the [[VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs One Earth Regime.Regime]].
* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is [[TheUnintelligible incredibly hard to understand]] (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like the
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** Black Canary saying "I tawt I taw a puddy tat", followed up by "Nope, no puddy tat. Just another asshole."
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** Black Canary saying [[WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird "I tawt I taw a puddy tat", tat"]], followed up by [[BondOneLiner "Nope, no puddy tat. Just another asshole.""]]
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** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/Queen "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
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** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/Queen [[Music/{{Queen}} "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
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Queen did Don't Stop Me Now. Not The Beatles.
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** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/TheBeatles "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
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** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/TheBeatles [[Music/Queen "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
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* The entire film is filled with Disney/TheLittleMermaid references, mostly by the Atlanteans. Complete with [[{{Expy}} their version]] of Sebastian the Crab, John the Lobster.
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* The entire film is filled with Disney/TheLittleMermaid references, mostly by the Atlanteans. Complete with [[{{Expy}} their version]] of Sebastian the Crab, John the Lobster.Lobster, who is also an expy of Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.
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* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is incredibly hard to understand (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like the DC Animated Universe, the DC Extended Universe, Justice League Action, the Arrowverse and even brings up the One Earth Regime.
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* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is [[TheUnintelligible incredibly hard to understand understand]] (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like the DC Animated Universe, the DC Extended Universe, Justice League Action, the Arrowverse and even brings up the One Earth Regime.
* The WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack references continue with Wonder Woman declaring that her lasso is [[MemeticMutation "EXTRA THICC!"]]
* Johnny Quick's new catchphrase "I'm Johnny."
* This line from Lex-3.
-->'''Lex-3:''' Then get up there and vibrate like a Hitachi! And not the massage kind,.
* Johnny Quick's new catchphrase "I'm Johnny."
* This line from Lex-3.
-->'''Lex-3:''' Then get up there and vibrate like a Hitachi! And not the massage kind,.
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-->''Owlman''/[[spoiler:[=EliteF50=]!Batman]]: This is fine I guess.
-->''Owlman''/[[spoiler:[=EliteF50=]!Batman]]: This is fine I guess.
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** Why is [[spoiler:Manhattan]] screwing around with reality? [[spoiler:Because he likes [[WebVideo/YoutubePoop Youtube Poops]] and is using the series' respective realities as footage for him to edit.]]
* Theexpandable expendable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly let's the bomb go off!!
-->''Owlman''/[[spoiler:[=EliteF50=]!Batman]]: -->'''Owlman'''/[[spoiler:'''[=EliteF50=]!Batman''']]: This is fine I guess.guess.
-->[''planet explodes'']
-->'''Narrator'''/[[spoiler:'''Doctor Manhattan''']]: HA! Nice...
* The
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-->'''Narrator'''/[[spoiler:'''Doctor Manhattan''']]: HA! Nice...
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** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character. (EliteF50 and LordJazor)]]
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** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character. (EliteF50 ([=EliteF50=] and LordJazor)]][=LordJazor=])]]
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* The reason for the [[TheOtherDarrin constant change of voice actors]] in not just the abridged series but also various DC media? [[spoiler: [[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} Dr Manhattan]] wants his entertainment.]]
** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.]]
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly lets the bomb go off!!
** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.]]
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly lets the bomb go off!!
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* The reason for the [[TheOtherDarrin constant change of voice actors]] in not just the abridged series but also various DC media? [[spoiler: [[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} Dr Manhattan]] wants his entertainment. As Joker once said in ''Suicide Squad: Assault on Arkham Abridged'', God really is the ultimate comedian.]]
** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.]]
(EliteF50 and LordJazor)]]
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willinglylets let's the bomb go off!! off!!
-->''Owlman''/[[spoiler: EliteF50!Batman]]: This is fine I guess.
** The sentence that sums just how bad [[TakeThat Earth-💩]] is.
-->''[[TakeThat Someone is paid actual money to write these songs.]]'' (The Burrito Song scene)
** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly
-->''Owlman''/[[spoiler: EliteF50!Batman]]: This is fine I guess.
** The sentence that sums just how bad [[TakeThat Earth-💩]] is.
-->''[[TakeThat Someone is paid actual money to write these songs.]]'' (The Burrito Song scene)
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** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.]]
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly lets the bomb go off!!
** The entire debate between Owlman and Batman is actually [[spoiler: between two voice actors of the same character.]]
* The expandable world Batman sends Owlman and the bomb to? [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]] Even Owlman himself realizes this when he got there and willingly lets the bomb go off!!
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* The rest of the Syndicate are just wonderfully endearing. Owlman is the OnlySaneMan, Superwoman is incredibly hard to understand (a clear contrast to [[LargeHam Wonder Woman]]), Ultraman speaks like a gangster (Lex later states he crashed in Jersey), Power Ring is a complete wimp who's ring wants him to kill everyone & Johnny Quick has pretty much abused the Speed Force, seeing into universes like the DC Animated Universe, the DC Extended Universe, Justice League Action, the Arrowverse and even brings up the One Earth Regime.
* [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Friends. And Owlman."]]
* The Earth-3 version of Jimmy Olsen, in spite of his more muscular build, has a rather high-pitched squeaky voice.
* During the fight between Superwoman & her mooks and Batman, Aquaman, Black Canary, Firestorm, Black Lightning & Red Tornado, just like the first fight between the League and Syndicate, is rife with hilarious moments.
** The return of [[CallBack "Let's justice this bitch."]]
** Aquaman's different voice and appearance are promptly lampshaded by Firestorm. He claims the mustache & beard act as a voice modulator.
** Red Tornado: [[NoIndoorVoice YOU ARE TOO CLOSE FOR MY COMFORT!]]
** Black Canary saying "I tawt I taw a puddy tat", followed up by "Nope, no puddy tat. Just another asshole."
* [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Friends. And Owlman."]]
* The Earth-3 version of Jimmy Olsen, in spite of his more muscular build, has a rather high-pitched squeaky voice.
* During the fight between Superwoman & her mooks and Batman, Aquaman, Black Canary, Firestorm, Black Lightning & Red Tornado, just like the first fight between the League and Syndicate, is rife with hilarious moments.
** The return of [[CallBack "Let's justice this bitch."]]
** Aquaman's different voice and appearance are promptly lampshaded by Firestorm. He claims the mustache & beard act as a voice modulator.
** Red Tornado: [[NoIndoorVoice YOU ARE TOO CLOSE FOR MY COMFORT!]]
** Black Canary saying "I tawt I taw a puddy tat", followed up by "Nope, no puddy tat. Just another asshole."
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*The banter between the Justice League and the Syndicate when they fight. '''ALL OF IT.'''
*President Slade Wilson, still as high on drugs like his original abridged counterpart. Some things really are universal constants.
*President Slade Wilson, still as high on drugs like his original abridged counterpart. Some things really are universal constants.
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* The opening narration explaining the multiverse, from its LargeHam narrator to labeling WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo as [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]]
-->'''Narrator:''' We don't speak of it, but we know it's there! Mocking us!
* Turning Earth-3's Lex and Jester into [[WesternAnimation/RickandMorty Rick and Morty]].
* Lex-3 first arriving on Earth-1.
-->'''Lex-3:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F**king]] Honda Accords! Yeah excuse me, could you point me towards the local group of superpowered meatheads around here? They'll be called something stupid like the Freedom Society or the Virtue Squad.
-->'''Civilian:''' You mean the Justice League?
-->'''Lex-3:''' Wow, that's the worst one yet.
* The thought of Lex-3 getting the attention of the Justice League by setting the Washington Monument on fire and did something with the Declaration of Independence that Superman doesn't want to tell about.
* When Superman, Wonder Woman and the Flash confront a [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked Lex.]]
-->'''Flash:''' So the carpet DOES match the drapes! Or lack thereof.
-->'''Lex:''' I believe the word you're looking for is "Wow." And [[MyEyesAreUpHere my eyes are up here]] Wonder-Bread.
* Superman learning that the Luthor in front of them is from a parallel universe by detecting a "If lost, return to Earth-3" tag hooked to his ribs.
* "You know you sound like a farmer. Or a boob. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Maybe a boob farmer, a farmer of boobs.]]"
[[folder: Crisis on Two Earths Abridged]]
* The opening narration explaining the multiverse, from its LargeHam narrator to labeling WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo as [[TakeThat Earth-💩.]]
-->'''Narrator:''' We don't speak of it, but we know it's there! Mocking us!
* Turning Earth-3's Lex and Jester into [[WesternAnimation/RickandMorty Rick and Morty]].
* Lex-3 first arriving on Earth-1.
-->'''Lex-3:''' [[SoundEffectBleep F**king]] Honda Accords! Yeah excuse me, could you point me towards the local group of superpowered meatheads around here? They'll be called something stupid like the Freedom Society or the Virtue Squad.
-->'''Civilian:''' You mean the Justice League?
-->'''Lex-3:''' Wow, that's the worst one yet.
* The thought of Lex-3 getting the attention of the Justice League by setting the Washington Monument on fire and did something with the Declaration of Independence that Superman doesn't want to tell about.
* When Superman, Wonder Woman and the Flash confront a [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked Lex.]]
-->'''Flash:''' So the carpet DOES match the drapes! Or lack thereof.
-->'''Lex:''' I believe the word you're looking for is "Wow." And [[MyEyesAreUpHere my eyes are up here]] Wonder-Bread.
* Superman learning that the Luthor in front of them is from a parallel universe by detecting a "If lost, return to Earth-3" tag hooked to his ribs.
* "You know you sound like a farmer. Or a boob. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Maybe a boob farmer, a farmer of boobs.]]"
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* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is because they were more focused on convincing the latter to [[PutSomeClothesOn put some clothes on]].
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* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is because they were more focused on convincing the latter to [[PutSomeClothesOn [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn put some clothes on]].
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* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is because they were more focused on convincing the latter to [[PutSomeClothesOn put some clothes on.on]].
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* When Steve asks Diana about her hobbies, she stated that she went to WW2 and fought the Nazis or was it [[Film/WonderWoman2017 WW1]]? Steve lampshades that Diana didn't leave the island until she found him and even she agrees that it is a little bit hard to keep track.
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* When Steve asks Diana about her hobbies, she stated that she went to WW2 [=WW2=] and fought the Nazis or was it [[Film/WonderWoman2017 WW1]]? Steve lampshades that Diana didn't leave the island until she found him and even she agrees that it is a little bit hard to keep track.
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* The Stinger has WW's voice actor holding out with a Wonder Woman figure, roleplaying as Wonder Woman giving her review of Film/WonderWoman2017. She states that the movie has FILLED THE VOID!!!
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* The Stinger {{Stinger}} has WW's voice actor holding out with a Wonder Woman figure, roleplaying as Wonder Woman giving her review of Film/WonderWoman2017.''Film/WonderWoman2017''. She states that the movie has FILLED THE VOID!!!
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* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is due because they were more focused on convincing the latter to put some clothes on.on.
* The Stinger has WW's voice actor holding out with a Wonder Woman figure, roleplaying as Wonder Woman giving her review of Film/WonderWoman2017. She states that the movie has FILLED THE VOID!!!
* The Stinger has WW's voice actor holding out with a Wonder Woman figure, roleplaying as Wonder Woman giving her review of Film/WonderWoman2017. She states that the movie has FILLED THE VOID!!!
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* In the scene where Wonder Woman comforts the crying girl, she proceeds to tell her the art of decapitation as it is gender neutral, all the ways to fight like an Amazon and remarks about how skulls make wonderful teacups. She then proceeds to give the girl a stick and tell her to have fun she goes charging off to the boys. Judging from the background music, it's definitely not a pretty sight.
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* In the scene where Wonder Woman comforts the crying girl, she proceeds to tell her the art of decapitation as it is gender neutral, all the ways to fight like an Amazon and remarks about how skulls make wonderful teacups. She then proceeds to give the girl a stick and tell her to have fun she goes charging off to the boys. [[BlackComedy Judging from the background music, it's definitely not a pretty sight.]]
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* When Ares says that [[BaitAndSwitch he doesn't like war...he LOVES war.]] One of the soldiers asks doesn't that mean he loves himself? Also when states that he want to take USA, one of his soldiers say "for white people!". Ares is understandably confused at what happened to Man over last few millennia while he was imprisoned.
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* When Ares says that [[BaitAndSwitch he doesn't like war...he LOVES war.]] One of the soldiers asks doesn't that mean he loves himself? himself. Also when states that he want to take USA, one of his soldiers say "for white people!". Ares is understandably confused at what happened to Man over last few millennia while he was imprisoned.
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* [[FridgeLogic The reason why the American armed forces aren't helping the Amazons or even show up?]] The president is busy playing ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'' in his bunker. It's 2006, meaning that the president got an early localised copy from Japan as Western release started over the course of 2007.
* Responding to how Wonder Woman says that his strength is fed off others' conflict, Ares mocks her saying that her strength is some sentimental empowerment of women or something like that. Her answer?
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack My thick]] [[MemeticMutation thighs!!]]
-->'''Ares:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Eh ok, you got me there.]]
* When [[spoiler: Alexa is brought back from the dead to fight her fellow Amazons, she is still [[RunningGag pleading for Hades]] aid. When she was about to kill Artemis, she asks her to join her in calling out for Hades' aid. Seeing that she has nothing to lose now, Artemis calls for Hades aid. He actually answers!! [[OneSceneWonder He then proceeds to release the undead Amazons from Ares' control, receive a compliment from Alexa for his aid and subsequently telling her that she is a good kid while asking her to come over to his place to play a game's multiplayer mode.]]]]
** [[spoiler:After getting released from control, Alexa and the undead Amazons proceed to attack Ares... [[AntiClimax only for Ares to simply send them back to the Underworld.]]]] Artemis has only this to say:
-->'''Artemis:''' Don't worry, you will always be my number [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} 52]], sister. (She was keeping track of her kill count which was at 51.)
* Zeus PlayingBothSides between Ares and Wonder Woman. When the latter actually beheads the former, Zeus is actually surprised!!
-->'''Zeus:''' Oh, I thought she was just gonna knock him out. I...eh I can't be here. You all never saw me!!!
* The Amazons victory cry sounding like screaming fangirls, while Ares' followers [[VillainExitStageRight just leave]] complaining that they have to go back to worshipping Satan.
* Artemis saying that after reading Alexa's books, she found herself [[ShipperOnDeck pairing Steve and Diana together]] and [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls wrote a 5000 word]] scroll that is about the two of them courting each other before she even realised what she was doing!! She is understandably confused.
-->'''Hippolyta:''' I believe Alexa would refer to that as {{shipping}} them.
-->'''Artemis:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's a ship got to do with this?]] What do Amazons have to do with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon.com shipping]] at all?
* The other reason Hippolyta wants Diana to stay on the outside world aside from acting as the ambassador of the Amazons?
-->'''Hippolyta:''' [[IWantGrandkids Babies, babies, babies...]]
* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is due because they were more focused on convincing the latter to put some clothes on.
* Responding to how Wonder Woman says that his strength is fed off others' conflict, Ares mocks her saying that her strength is some sentimental empowerment of women or something like that. Her answer?
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack My thick]] [[MemeticMutation thighs!!]]
-->'''Ares:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing Eh ok, you got me there.]]
* When [[spoiler: Alexa is brought back from the dead to fight her fellow Amazons, she is still [[RunningGag pleading for Hades]] aid. When she was about to kill Artemis, she asks her to join her in calling out for Hades' aid. Seeing that she has nothing to lose now, Artemis calls for Hades aid. He actually answers!! [[OneSceneWonder He then proceeds to release the undead Amazons from Ares' control, receive a compliment from Alexa for his aid and subsequently telling her that she is a good kid while asking her to come over to his place to play a game's multiplayer mode.]]]]
** [[spoiler:After getting released from control, Alexa and the undead Amazons proceed to attack Ares... [[AntiClimax only for Ares to simply send them back to the Underworld.]]]] Artemis has only this to say:
-->'''Artemis:''' Don't worry, you will always be my number [[ComicBook/{{New 52}} 52]], sister. (She was keeping track of her kill count which was at 51.)
* Zeus PlayingBothSides between Ares and Wonder Woman. When the latter actually beheads the former, Zeus is actually surprised!!
-->'''Zeus:''' Oh, I thought she was just gonna knock him out. I...eh I can't be here. You all never saw me!!!
* The Amazons victory cry sounding like screaming fangirls, while Ares' followers [[VillainExitStageRight just leave]] complaining that they have to go back to worshipping Satan.
* Artemis saying that after reading Alexa's books, she found herself [[ShipperOnDeck pairing Steve and Diana together]] and [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls wrote a 5000 word]] scroll that is about the two of them courting each other before she even realised what she was doing!! She is understandably confused.
-->'''Hippolyta:''' I believe Alexa would refer to that as {{shipping}} them.
-->'''Artemis:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's a ship got to do with this?]] What do Amazons have to do with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon.com shipping]] at all?
* The other reason Hippolyta wants Diana to stay on the outside world aside from acting as the ambassador of the Amazons?
-->'''Hippolyta:''' [[IWantGrandkids Babies, babies, babies...]]
* When Wonder Woman is foiling Cheetah's bank robbery, the reason why the police lost is due because they were more focused on convincing the latter to put some clothes on.
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-->'''Wonder Woman''': [[BrickJoke I told you. That's how we show affection.]]
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-->'''Wonder Woman''': Woman:''' [[BrickJoke I told you. That's how we show affection.]]
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** Ares saying that Dionysus has got himself [[UpToEleven even fatter than usual]].
** Dionysus being amused at the souls of Batman's parents in the Underworld. Thomas is lamenting that their son is blowing all their money and Martha is saying [[MemeticMutation why did she say that name]].
** Dionysus reason for helping Ares break his shackles in the first place? Let's just say Zeus isn't the only one that does the animal banging gimmick...
-->'''Ares:''' Why would you help me?
-->'''Dionysus:''' Because I miss the days where we could go run free in the world of Man. When father would descend on Earth with some swan-on-chick action and I could do sort of thing with an entire college dorm and a pheasant. So go, and bring back the era of the gods!!
* When Ares says that [[BaitAndSwitch he doesn't like war...he LOVES war.]] One of the soldiers asks doesn't that mean he loves himself? Also when states that he want to take USA, one of his soldiers say "for white people!". Ares is understandably confused at what happened to Man over last few millennia while he was imprisoned.
* Wonder Women asks Ares to go hell. Ares tells her that [[InsultBackfire he just went there and the weather's not bad.]]
* Ares admits that he is not the god of banter and just tells his men to get on with killing the Amazons.
** Dionysus being amused at the souls of Batman's parents in the Underworld. Thomas is lamenting that their son is blowing all their money and Martha is saying [[MemeticMutation why did she say that name]].
** Dionysus reason for helping Ares break his shackles in the first place? Let's just say Zeus isn't the only one that does the animal banging gimmick...
-->'''Ares:''' Why would you help me?
-->'''Dionysus:''' Because I miss the days where we could go run free in the world of Man. When father would descend on Earth with some swan-on-chick action and I could do sort of thing with an entire college dorm and a pheasant. So go, and bring back the era of the gods!!
* When Ares says that [[BaitAndSwitch he doesn't like war...he LOVES war.]] One of the soldiers asks doesn't that mean he loves himself? Also when states that he want to take USA, one of his soldiers say "for white people!". Ares is understandably confused at what happened to Man over last few millennia while he was imprisoned.
* Wonder Women asks Ares to go hell. Ares tells her that [[InsultBackfire he just went there and the weather's not bad.]]
* Ares admits that he is not the god of banter and just tells his men to get on with killing the Amazons.
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* The whole scene with Ares and Dionysus (Hades went out with his wife and left Dionysus to guard the Underworld). Highlights include:
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* When talking about Ares' cult, Wonder Women wonders if they are fighting Nazis since they keep talking about purity. Steve says that the Nazis nowadays go by the term [[TakeThat "alt-right"]].
* When Ares states that "Jesus, Christmas or whatever" thanks you for your sacrifice, the sacrifice in question says that he is Jewish.
* Wonder Women calls out Steve for choosing to save her over chasing down Ares for the sake of impressing her and he wouldn't have don't the same thing if it was Batman or Superman. Steve states that if [[{{Superdickery}} Superman]] was the man down in question, he would had left him behind.
* When Steve receives a slap after supposing talking some sense down to Diana and confessing his love for her, he asks why the hell did she do that for. Her response?
-->'''Wonder Woman''': [[BrickJoke I told you. That's how we show affection.]]
* When Ares states that "Jesus, Christmas or whatever" thanks you for your sacrifice, the sacrifice in question says that he is Jewish.
* Wonder Women calls out Steve for choosing to save her over chasing down Ares for the sake of impressing her and he wouldn't have don't the same thing if it was Batman or Superman. Steve states that if [[{{Superdickery}} Superman]] was the man down in question, he would had left him behind.
* When Steve receives a slap after supposing talking some sense down to Diana and confessing his love for her, he asks why the hell did she do that for. Her response?
-->'''Wonder Woman''': [[BrickJoke I told you. That's how we show affection.]]
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* Ares taking a an entire segment out of [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Aku's]] opening narration and refitting the words to his own liking.
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* The Amazons' combat banter in prologue.
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him as weak a Greek philosopher.
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him as weak a Greek philosopher.
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* The Amazons' combat banter in prologue. \n Keep score of those impalements and castrations!!
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him asweak threatening as a Greek philosopher.
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him as
* When Hippolyta tells Wonder Woman about Ares, Ares remarks about how she kept her tongue sharp. She responds by saying that she also kept the sword that killed her son sharp as well. Ares' reply?
-->'''Ares:''' [[BrickJoke I want a divorce.]]
-->'''Ares:''' [[BrickJoke I want a divorce.]]
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* When the trial to prove an Amazon's worth is implemented to properly send her off the island this time (she ran away without her mother's consent/knowledge in JLA:War), Steve asks if Diana can handle it. Hippolyta's response?
-->'''Hippolyta:''' Fear not, Steve Trevor. The trial is much safer now. [[MythologyGag We used to do this with guns.]]
** Diana's signal that she is ready?
-->'''Diana:''' ''(incomprehensible warcry)''
*Steve's response to Diana's classic Wonder Woman outfit?
-->'''Steve:''' Marry me!!
* In the scene where Wonder Woman comforts the crying girl, she proceeds to tell her the art of decapitation as it is gender neutral, all the ways to fight like an Amazon and remarks about how skulls make wonderful teacups. She then proceeds to give the girl a stick and tell her to have fun she goes charging off to the boys. Judging from the background music, it's definitely not a pretty sight.
* When Steve asks Diana about her hobbies, she stated that she went to WW2 and fought the Nazis or was it [[Film/WonderWoman2017 WW1]]? Steve lampshades that Diana didn't leave the island until she found him and even she agrees that it is a little bit hard to keep track.
** When Steve asks about the dating in Themyscira, Diana says that to show that you like to court a fellow Amazon, you go straight to them and give them a punch to the face. Steve is understandably worried so he asks if flowers work. She says that would do just fine.
-->'''Steve:''' Oh thank you, Jesus.
-->'''Diana:''' Who is this Jesus? People keep calling to him when I beat them up. Him or God but they never say which so it's very confusing.
* When the two get mugged in an alley by thugs,
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh NOW i understand what Bruce keeps crying about!]]
** After scaring of the thugs, the main guy runs away in a high-pitched saying how the girls never let them see a movie with him. It's a reference to the women-only screenings of ''Film/WonderWoman2017'' when it first came out.
-->'''Hippolyta:''' Fear not, Steve Trevor. The trial is much safer now. [[MythologyGag We used to do this with guns.]]
** Diana's signal that she is ready?
-->'''Diana:''' ''(incomprehensible warcry)''
*Steve's response to Diana's classic Wonder Woman outfit?
-->'''Steve:''' Marry me!!
* In the scene where Wonder Woman comforts the crying girl, she proceeds to tell her the art of decapitation as it is gender neutral, all the ways to fight like an Amazon and remarks about how skulls make wonderful teacups. She then proceeds to give the girl a stick and tell her to have fun she goes charging off to the boys. Judging from the background music, it's definitely not a pretty sight.
* When Steve asks Diana about her hobbies, she stated that she went to WW2 and fought the Nazis or was it [[Film/WonderWoman2017 WW1]]? Steve lampshades that Diana didn't leave the island until she found him and even she agrees that it is a little bit hard to keep track.
** When Steve asks about the dating in Themyscira, Diana says that to show that you like to court a fellow Amazon, you go straight to them and give them a punch to the face. Steve is understandably worried so he asks if flowers work. She says that would do just fine.
-->'''Steve:''' Oh thank you, Jesus.
-->'''Diana:''' Who is this Jesus? People keep calling to him when I beat them up. Him or God but they never say which so it's very confusing.
* When the two get mugged in an alley by thugs,
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh NOW i understand what Bruce keeps crying about!]]
** After scaring of the thugs, the main guy runs away in a high-pitched saying how the girls never let them see a movie with him. It's a reference to the women-only screenings of ''Film/WonderWoman2017'' when it first came out.
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* The description asking if anyone yelled "THE VOID IS FILLED!!!!" when they saw Wonder Woman eat ice cream in ''Film/WonderWoman2017''.
* Ares taking a an entire segment out of [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Aku's]] opening narration and refitting the words to his own liking.
* The Amazons' combat banter in prologue.
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him as weak a Greek philosopher.
* When Steve Trevor receives a call from a friend wondering why he isn't invited to the Justice League's meeting as he is an honorary member. According to his friend's response, he tells him to stop laughing.
* The Justice League's [[FreezeFrameBonus social page at the 4:55 mark.]]
* The Justice League 's meeting in general.
** The introduction of Hawkman has him screeching like an actual hawk, Martian Manhunter which has Superman still opposing to admitting into the League and John Stewart who has to sub in for Hal Jordan while he is away with Cyborg asking him to stay permanently because Superman treats him like a stereotype. [[OnlySaneMan Batman]] immediately wonders that they should look into a case of magic-related murders which they were ''gathered for in the first place'' before everyone else go off for the holidays.
* Wonder Woman says that Hippolyta has overstated the evils of man using ice-cream as a defence.
* Steve decides to visit Themyscira to ask Hippolyta for her blessing. Cyborg gives Steve the location knowing full well he is going to get captured by the Amazons. Batman finds it ActuallyPrettyFunny only to stop because laughing is causing him actual pain.
* When Steve sees the Amazon's bathing for the first time:
-->'''Steve:''' Oh sweet merciful god.
-->'''God?:''' Eh? I'm busy here. Find your own spot!!
* When the Lasso of Truth is used on him, he proceeds to subvert the Amazons expectations of him by stating that Hippolyta is a great mother, queen and woman. When asked about Diana, he states that he is simply here to ask for her mother's blessing. Artemis [[TooGoodToBeTrue understandably]] thinks the Lasso is malfunctioning and all he really cares about is getting into Wonder Woman's pants, only for him to say "Not before marriage!!" since it is still on him.
[[folder: Wonder Women Abridged]]
* The description asking if anyone yelled "THE VOID IS FILLED!!!!" when they saw Wonder Woman eat ice cream in ''Film/WonderWoman2017''.
* Ares taking a an entire segment out of [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Aku's]] opening narration and refitting the words to his own liking.
* The Amazons' combat banter in prologue.
* The judgement of Ares from Zeus and Hera. Hera proceeds to complain about Zeus' constant cheating on her, calling out on how he loves to put his "little swan" in everything. She even admits that she only married him for the title and would have to put up with it until divorce is invented. When Hera puts the shackles on Ares she states that those make him as weak a Greek philosopher.
* When Steve Trevor receives a call from a friend wondering why he isn't invited to the Justice League's meeting as he is an honorary member. According to his friend's response, he tells him to stop laughing.
* The Justice League's [[FreezeFrameBonus social page at the 4:55 mark.]]
* The Justice League 's meeting in general.
** The introduction of Hawkman has him screeching like an actual hawk, Martian Manhunter which has Superman still opposing to admitting into the League and John Stewart who has to sub in for Hal Jordan while he is away with Cyborg asking him to stay permanently because Superman treats him like a stereotype. [[OnlySaneMan Batman]] immediately wonders that they should look into a case of magic-related murders which they were ''gathered for in the first place'' before everyone else go off for the holidays.
* Wonder Woman says that Hippolyta has overstated the evils of man using ice-cream as a defence.
* Steve decides to visit Themyscira to ask Hippolyta for her blessing. Cyborg gives Steve the location knowing full well he is going to get captured by the Amazons. Batman finds it ActuallyPrettyFunny only to stop because laughing is causing him actual pain.
* When Steve sees the Amazon's bathing for the first time:
-->'''Steve:''' Oh sweet merciful god.
-->'''God?:''' Eh? I'm busy here. Find your own spot!!
* When the Lasso of Truth is used on him, he proceeds to subvert the Amazons expectations of him by stating that Hippolyta is a great mother, queen and woman. When asked about Diana, he states that he is simply here to ask for her mother's blessing. Artemis [[TooGoodToBeTrue understandably]] thinks the Lasso is malfunctioning and all he really cares about is getting into Wonder Woman's pants, only for him to say "Not before marriage!!" since it is still on him.
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