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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part. (She's posing as a corpse since her body temperature will fool the coroner's scanners but she has to be [[Fanservice naked]] for some reason.)
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part. (She's posing as a corpse since her body temperature will fool the coroner's scanners but she has to be [[Fanservice [[{{Fanservice}} naked]] for some reason.)
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* The guards that look for the Joker laments that he got out again, upon hearing his laugh...
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* The guards that look for the Joker laments lament that he got out again, upon hearing [[OhCrap his laugh...]]
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-->'''Batman:''' Dear god, this actually explains a lot. In fact more than I wanted too...wait a minute! Is that where my chocolate fountain came from?
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-->'''Batman:''' [[TooMuchInformation Dear god, this actually explains a lot. In fact more than I wanted too...]][[DoubleTake wait a minute! Is that where my chocolate fountain came from?from?]]
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* Upon entering his hallucination, he gets attacked by an owl.
-->'''Batman:''' Go back to the [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Hundred-Acre Wood]]. You asshole!
-->'''Batman:''' Go back to the [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Hundred-Acre Wood]]. You asshole!
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-->'''Bruce:''' (sobbing) ''No!''
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-->'''Bruce:''' (sobbing) (''sobbing'') ''No!''
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-->'''Alfred:''' (Wielding a shotgun) The hell it does! That's my job ya stupid boy!
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-->'''Alfred:''' (Wielding (''Wielding a shotgun) shotgun'') The hell it does! That's my job ya stupid boy!
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* Upon asking about the Court of Owls, it turns out that [[spoiler:they started as a sex club hosted by Alfred. Upon meeting up, they started talking about politics and the next you know it is take over the city an all that stuff.]]
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* Upon asking about the Court of Owls, it turns out that [[spoiler:they started as a sex club hosted by Alfred. Upon meeting up, they started talking about politics and the next you know it is take over the city an and all that stuff.]]
* The picture of the founder of the Court is [[spoiler:an Alfred in shadow flipping the bird.]]
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** Alfred couldn't be half-assed to help defend the place, calling the whole fight a "silly costume party" and wake him up after it is over. When Batman tells him that they are after the mansion including the west wing for his parties:
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** Alfred couldn't be half-assed to help defend the place, calling the whole fight a "silly costume party" and reminds Bruce to wake him up after it is over. When Batman tells him that they are after the mansion including the west wing for his parties:
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** Damien's constant heckling at how Talon is an orphan finally [[DrivenToSuicide drives him to kill himself]], thinking that he will guilt-trip him for the rest of his life. Damien shrugs it off as his moral compass is definitely not the same at his father's.
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** Damien's constant heckling at how Talon is an orphan finally [[DrivenToSuicide drives him to kill himself]], thinking that he will guilt-trip him for the rest of his life. Damien shrugs it off as his moral compass is definitely not the same at his father's.father's since [[LoopholeAbuse he counts his death as a suicide]].
* TheStinger has [[spoiler:Batwoman's aka Jordon Cole-Samuels debut.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Batwoman]]:''' An angry lesbian Jewish woman out for justice. With a gun.
* TheStinger has [[spoiler:Batwoman's aka Jordon Cole-Samuels debut.]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Batwoman]]:''' An angry lesbian Jewish woman out for justice. With a gun.
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* Upon toasting to Batman's apparent defeat, one of the members proceed to ask whether toast to the poor. Samantha asks to get him to get out.
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** Upon the alarms going off:
-->'''Nightwing:''' Alfred, do you have [[BrickJoke one of your parties scheduled for tonight?]]
** Robin unable to reach his utility belt, making him cursing himself for his short arms.
** The Talons usage of owl-based puns.
-->'''Nightwing:''' Alfred, do you have [[BrickJoke one of your parties scheduled for tonight?]]
** Robin unable to reach his utility belt, making him cursing himself for his short arms.
** The Talons usage of owl-based puns.
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** When Talon reveals himself to be [[spoiler:Thomas Wayne Jr.]] to Batman.
-->'''Talon:''' My name is [[spoiler:Thomas.]]
-->'''Batman:''' Whoa, ok. I don't know what you heard or [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice watched]] but [[spoiler:[[TakeThat sharing a name with my parents does not automatically mean I like you]]]].
-->'''Talon:''' My name is [[spoiler:Thomas.]]
-->'''Batman:''' Whoa, ok. I don't know what you heard or [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice watched]] but [[spoiler:[[TakeThat sharing a name with my parents does not automatically mean I like you]]]].
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** Alfred couldn't be half-assed to help defend the place, calling the whole fight a "silly costume party" and wake him up after it is over. When Batman tells him that they are after the mansion including the west wing for his parties:
-->'''Alfred:''' Perhaps instead of a basket, I should've put that baby in a casket.
-->'''Nightwing:''' Jesus tap dancing Christ, Alfred!
-->'''Alfred:''' Jesus isn't here and he ain't got no rhythm!
** Alfred coming out with his shotgun and [[BlatantLies saying self-defence while deliberately firing on the Talons]].
** When Alfred turns on the sub-zero core to freeze the remaining Talons, he has this to say.
-->'''Alfred:''' Hell's about to freeze over....and I haven't even taken over the world yet.
** Damien's constant heckling at how Talon is an orphan finally [[DrivenToSuicide drives him to kill himself]], thinking that he will guilt-trip him for the rest of his life. Damien shrugs it off as his moral compass is definitely not the same at his father's.
-->'''Alfred:''' Perhaps instead of a basket, I should've put that baby in a casket.
-->'''Nightwing:''' Jesus tap dancing Christ, Alfred!
-->'''Alfred:''' Jesus isn't here and he ain't got no rhythm!
** Alfred coming out with his shotgun and [[BlatantLies saying self-defence while deliberately firing on the Talons]].
** When Alfred turns on the sub-zero core to freeze the remaining Talons, he has this to say.
-->'''Alfred:''' Hell's about to freeze over....and I haven't even taken over the world yet.
** Damien's constant heckling at how Talon is an orphan finally [[DrivenToSuicide drives him to kill himself]], thinking that he will guilt-trip him for the rest of his life. Damien shrugs it off as his moral compass is definitely not the same at his father's.
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* The Court of Owls trailer:
-->'''Young!Bruce''': Daddy, will you tell me a story before bed?
-->'''Thomas:''' Sure son. Let me tell you the story of how we met Alfred.
-->'''Bruce:''' (sobbing) ''No!''
** Later, as Talon is about to finish off Bruce:
-->'''Talon:''' And so falls the House of Wayne.
-->'''Alfred:''' (Wielding a shotgun) The hell it does! That's my job ya stupid boy!
-->'''Young!Bruce''': Daddy, will you tell me a story before bed?
-->'''Thomas:''' Sure son. Let me tell you the story of how we met Alfred.
-->'''Bruce:''' (sobbing) ''No!''
** Later, as Talon is about to finish off Bruce:
-->'''Talon:''' And so falls the House of Wayne.
-->'''Alfred:''' (Wielding a shotgun) The hell it does! That's my job ya stupid boy!
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* Bruce goes through the hallucination he went through in ''Batman Vs Robin''... except, [[ItsBeenDone Scarecrow has done this before]] and Jason and Tim aren't {{Adapted Out}} in this universe, so the whole thing devolves into Bruce and Young Bruce [[OtherMeAnnoysMe insulting each other.]]
-->'''Young!Bruce''': You know what? Screw this. You're just a dick, man.
-->'''Bruce''': Well guess what, 'Mister Bedwetter Until 16'', you grow up into that dick, so enjoy puberty you- (Adult!Damian shoots him) Augh! Ow! Ugh, you dick!
** [[spoiler:And then he wakes up in front of Alfred and [[NamesTheSame Dick]].]]
* The climax is full of these moments.
** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/TheBeatles "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
** Then it turns out that [[spoiler: Thomas Wayne Jr.]] believed that Bruce gave him away and blames him for his childhood.
-->'''Bruce:''' I don't know. Ask whoever else was living with me back then- [[EurekaMoment Oh my god.]]
-->'''Alfred:''' What? You thought I was gonna take care of two stupid boys?
-->'''Young!Bruce''': You know what? Screw this. You're just a dick, man.
-->'''Bruce''': Well guess what, 'Mister Bedwetter Until 16'', you grow up into that dick, so enjoy puberty you- (Adult!Damian shoots him) Augh! Ow! Ugh, you dick!
** [[spoiler:And then he wakes up in front of Alfred and [[NamesTheSame Dick]].]]
* The climax is full of these moments.
** The Talons realize that pointing out that [[ArtificialZombie they're reanimated corpses]] in front of a man [[WillfullyWeak who has had to restrain himself]] to keep from killing his enemies [[AxCrazy is not the best idea.]] Complete with the beginning of [[Music/TheBeatles "Don't Stop Me Now"]] for Bruce's [[LoopholeAbuse realization]] and a remix of "Spooky Scary Skeletons accompanying the beatdown.
** Then it turns out that [[spoiler: Thomas Wayne Jr.]] believed that Bruce gave him away and blames him for his childhood.
-->'''Bruce:''' I don't know. Ask whoever else was living with me back then- [[EurekaMoment Oh my god.]]
-->'''Alfred:''' What? You thought I was gonna take care of two stupid boys?
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* The beginning has the Bruce's parents telling him that there are no monsters under the bed with Alfred saying otherwise. They then proceed to say that they are going to be there for him till the end of time. The sentence isn't even finished before it cuts to their deaths.
* Alfred telling Bruce that he is going to make a sandwich for him until one of them dies.
-->'''Alfred:''' And he did! My god he made that sandwich everyday and I just dangled it in front of his sad little face while he ate nothing but tuna. Disgusting tuna!! HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
** Alfred was the REAL reason Bruce left the house and travelled the world only coming back to claim his mansion when he is of legal age. The whole training part was a side thing.
* When Samantha asks whether they are alone for the night,
-->'''Bruce:''' [[BlatantLies I gave the rest of the help the night off.]](''cut to Nightwing and Robin fighting Scarecrow'')
* Damien cockblocking Bruce, to the extent that it got him friendzoned.
* When the Talon was showing Damien his hideout, Damien actually was going to say that it's nice, considering [[{{Jerkass}} his character]] that means a lot. Talon proceeds to interrupt him by saying that he is going to think that it sucks.
* Upon asking about the Court of Owls, it turns out that [[spoiler:they started as a sex club hosted by Alfred. Upon meeting up, they started talking about politics and the next you know it is take over the city an all that stuff.]]
-->'''Batman:''' Dear god, this actually explains a lot. In fact more than I wanted too...wait a minute! Is that where my chocolate fountain came from?
* Upon confronting the Court of Owls, Batman immediately sees through Samantha's mask and proceed to guess out what they are [[ItsBeenDone already going to say]].
-->'''Batman:''' Eh yeah, let's skip this part shall we? You've lured me here into a trap. "Oh no!!" I replied not giving an actual [[PrecisionFStrike f@#k]]. As you blab about your evil plans for the city and how I won't live to see them and what a tangled web we wove together whatever poetic crap you want to add.
** He proceeds to call them out on not even coming up with their own gimmick as they had to use Scarecrow's fear toxin on him.
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* The beginning has the Bruce's parents telling him that there are no monsters under the bed with Alfred saying otherwise. They then proceed to say that they are going to be there for him till the end of time. The sentence isn't even finished before it cuts to their deaths.
* Alfred telling Bruce that he is going to make a sandwich for him until one of them dies.
-->'''Alfred:''' And he did! My god he made that sandwich everyday and I just dangled it in front of his sad little face while he ate nothing but tuna. Disgusting tuna!! HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
** Alfred was the REAL reason Bruce left the house and travelled the world only coming back to claim his mansion when he is of legal age. The whole training part was a side thing.
* When Samantha asks whether they are alone for the night,
-->'''Bruce:''' [[BlatantLies I gave the rest of the help the night off.]](''cut to Nightwing and Robin fighting Scarecrow'')
* Damien cockblocking Bruce, to the extent that it got him friendzoned.
* When the Talon was showing Damien his hideout, Damien actually was going to say that it's nice, considering [[{{Jerkass}} his character]] that means a lot. Talon proceeds to interrupt him by saying that he is going to think that it sucks.
* Upon asking about the Court of Owls, it turns out that [[spoiler:they started as a sex club hosted by Alfred. Upon meeting up, they started talking about politics and the next you know it is take over the city an all that stuff.]]
-->'''Batman:''' Dear god, this actually explains a lot. In fact more than I wanted too...wait a minute! Is that where my chocolate fountain came from?
* Upon confronting the Court of Owls, Batman immediately sees through Samantha's mask and proceed to guess out what they are [[ItsBeenDone already going to say]].
-->'''Batman:''' Eh yeah, let's skip this part shall we? You've lured me here into a trap. "Oh no!!" I replied not giving an actual [[PrecisionFStrike f@#k]]. As you blab about your evil plans for the city and how I won't live to see them and what a tangled web we wove together whatever poetic crap you want to add.
** He proceeds to call them out on not even coming up with their own gimmick as they had to use Scarecrow's fear toxin on him.
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-->'''Batman:''' No! He was peo-[[CatchphraseInterruptus no actually I'm ok with that.]]
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-->'''Batman:''' No! He was peo-[[CatchphraseInterruptus peo-[[SubvertedCatchphrase no actually I'm ok with that.]]
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* Deadshot saying what's the worst that could [[TemptingFate Joker possibly do in one hour]]. Cue Joker hijacking the local television and releasing the inmates.
* Batman opens the hammer containing the bomb. The note under the lid says "cut the red wire".
* After the Joker crashes to his death, Batman says his CatchPhrase on instinct, only stopping halfway when he remembers who just died.
-->'''Batman:''' No! He was peo-[[CatchphraseInterruptus no actually I'm ok with that.]]
* TheStinger has [[spoiler:ComicBook/VandalSavage forming the LegionOfDoom to counter the Justice League, only for one of the members to point out how stupid the name is.]]
* Batman opens the hammer containing the bomb. The note under the lid says "cut the red wire".
* After the Joker crashes to his death, Batman says his CatchPhrase on instinct, only stopping halfway when he remembers who just died.
-->'''Batman:''' No! He was peo-[[CatchphraseInterruptus no actually I'm ok with that.]]
* TheStinger has [[spoiler:ComicBook/VandalSavage forming the LegionOfDoom to counter the Justice League, only for one of the members to point out how stupid the name is.]]
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* The guards that look for the Joker laments that he got out again, upon hearing his laugh...
-->'''Bob:''' Well, we're fucked. It was good knowing you, Carl.
-->'''Carl:''' Me too, Bob. [[TooDumbToLive I'm just going to walk into the shadows where we heard that laugh and-]](gets neck snapped)
* Upon finding the team, the special forces admit that they are simply going to shoot them anyway and go hit the bar because [[TakeThat they are cops]].
** Captain Boomerang's entrance: Captain Boomerang [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} used Swift!! It's super effective.]]
** When Killer Frost and King Shark tag team to break the blockade. Upon breaking the blockade, the SWAT team says that the pun hurts more than the actual ice.
* The Riddler suggests saying a riddle to pass the time.
-->'''Riddler:''' Question: [[CrossesTheLineTwice What travels down an alley and has holes in it?]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Black Spider!Batman:]]''' [[spoiler:My parents...(''starts crying'')]]
* King Shark's electroshock [[spoiler:enabled his brain to let him speak normally. Too bad his bomb is still working...]]
* Joker, Deadshot and Batman calling each other out on how bad they are at telling jokes.
-->'''Bob:''' Well, we're fucked. It was good knowing you, Carl.
-->'''Carl:''' Me too, Bob. [[TooDumbToLive I'm just going to walk into the shadows where we heard that laugh and-]](gets neck snapped)
* Upon finding the team, the special forces admit that they are simply going to shoot them anyway and go hit the bar because [[TakeThat they are cops]].
** Captain Boomerang's entrance: Captain Boomerang [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} used Swift!! It's super effective.]]
** When Killer Frost and King Shark tag team to break the blockade. Upon breaking the blockade, the SWAT team says that the pun hurts more than the actual ice.
* The Riddler suggests saying a riddle to pass the time.
-->'''Riddler:''' Question: [[CrossesTheLineTwice What travels down an alley and has holes in it?]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Black Spider!Batman:]]''' [[spoiler:My parents...(''starts crying'')]]
* King Shark's electroshock [[spoiler:enabled his brain to let him speak normally. Too bad his bomb is still working...]]
* Joker, Deadshot and Batman calling each other out on how bad they are at telling jokes.
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part. (She's posing as a corpse since her body temperature will fool the coroner's scanners but she has to be naked for some reason.)
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part. (She's posing as a corpse since her body temperature will fool the coroner's scanners but she has to be naked [[Fanservice naked]] for some reason.)
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--->''the depths of incompetence that the arkham asylum can reach never fails to amaze me, not only a team of bozos managed to infiltrate it, not only the joker prison has a door that can be opened with two wires, not only are the guards incredibly unqualified for handling their extremely dangerous prisoners, being completely unable to handle them even when the prisoners are without weapons,, but they had harley's hammer stored in a WOODEN CRATE and never notice that it had A GIANT FUCKING BOMB hidden inside it, which makes you wonder why would they even keep those weapons in the first place right next to the damn prison instead of, you know, a safe police deposit? or maybe destroying them in the first place? and that's not even the worst, have a lever that opens EVERY CELL AT ONCE, every door in the entire prison can be opened with one fucking lever that just stands there in plain sight and random cleaning crew could knock on it by mistake and release every inmate at once, a disgruntled guard could cause a national crisis with the same effort it takes to scratch your ass.''
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** [[spoiler: When Batman!Black Spider asks Superman!Batman what took him so long and he is blowing his cover, the latter replies that the Batmobile is not American and proceed to to do a classic "my parents are dead" impression. He then proceeds to hit him a little too hard but thankfully the real Batman gets up in time to maintain the charade.]]
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** [[spoiler: When Batman!Black Spider asks Superman!Batman what took him so long and he is blowing his cover, the latter replies that the Batmobile is not American and proceed to proceeds to do a classic "my parents are dead" impression. He then proceeds to hit him a little too hard but thankfully the real Batman gets up in time to maintain the charade.]]
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--->'''King Shark:''' (''thinks to himself'') I say, I do believe we are in the wrong section. Why, these crates clearly belong to the newer members of our criminal brethren! I shall speak to my teammate. (''out loud'') I am a shark.
* [[spoiler: In here, [[WordOfGod since Batman posed as Black Spider from the very beginning to infiltrate the mission complete with rubber face mask]], he needs someone to pose as him. (In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes in the warehouse when the latter uses his smoke bomb) Who did he call? [[PatrioticFervor SUPERMAN!!]] The fact that the villains couldn't tell that it is not Batman attacking them despite the obvious clues makes it funnier.]]
* [[spoiler: In here, [[WordOfGod since Batman posed as Black Spider from the very beginning to infiltrate the mission complete with rubber face mask]], he needs someone to pose as him. (In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes in the warehouse when the latter uses his smoke bomb) Who did he call? [[PatrioticFervor SUPERMAN!!]] The fact that the villains couldn't tell that it is not Batman attacking them despite the obvious clues makes it funnier.]]
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--->'''King Shark:''' (''thinks to himself'') I say, I do believe we are in the wrong section. Why, these crates clearly belong to the newer members of our criminal brethren! I shall speak to my teammate. (''out loud'') I am a shark.
shark.
* [[spoiler: In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes during the warehouse fight when the latter uses his smoke bomb. In here, [[WordOfGodsince Batman posed as Black Spider from the very beginning to infiltrate the mission complete with rubber face mask]], he needs someone to pose as him. (In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes in the warehouse when the latter uses his smoke bomb) Who did he call? [[PatrioticFervor SUPERMAN!!]] The fact that the villains couldn't tell that it is not Batman attacking them despite the obvious clues makes it funnier.]]
* [[spoiler: In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes during the warehouse fight when the latter uses his smoke bomb. In here, [[WordOfGod
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** [[spoiler:Superman!Batman saying that he can't hit a women, but he can't [[ExactWords nothing is said about throwing batarangs at them.them]].]]
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** [[spoiler: When Batman!Black Spider asks Superman!Batman what took him so long and he is blowing his cover, the latter replies that the Batmobile is not American and proceed to to do a classic "my parents are dead" impression. He then proceeds to hit him a little too hard but thankfully the real Batman gets up in time to maintain the charade.]]
** [[spoiler:Superman!Batman saying that he can't hit a women, but he can't nothing is said about throwing batarangs at them.]]
** [[spoiler:Superman!Batman asking King Shark where's [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkBoyandLavaGirl Lava Girl]] when beating him up.]]
** [[spoiler:Superman!Batman saying that he can't hit a women, but he can't nothing is said about throwing batarangs at them.]]
** [[spoiler:Superman!Batman asking King Shark where's [[Film/TheAdventuresOfSharkBoyandLavaGirl Lava Girl]] when beating him up.]]
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* Harley slips back into her old self as a psychologist to roast Captain Boomerang.
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' So you were you a shrink in here?
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' Ah huh.
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' Were you any good?
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Good enough to know that you are an over-compensating omega male afraid of of not being taken seriously while cowboy over here is an emotionally detached sociopath, Frosty's committing way too hard on the whole ice thing and I'm pretty sure spider is still bats.]]
* King Shark's vocabulary is limited, but his actual thinking on the other hand...
--->'''King Shark:''' (''thinks to himself'') I say, I do believe we are in the wrong section. Why, these crates clearly belong to the newer members of our criminal brethren! I shall speak to my teammate. (''out loud'') I am a shark.
* [[spoiler: In here, [[WordOfGod since Batman posed as Black Spider from the very beginning to infiltrate the mission complete with rubber face mask]], he needs someone to pose as him. (In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes in the warehouse when the latter uses his smoke bomb) Who did he call? [[PatrioticFervor SUPERMAN!!]] The fact that the villains couldn't tell that it is not Batman attacking them despite the obvious clues makes it funnier.]]
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' So you were you a shrink in here?
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' Ah huh.
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' Were you any good?
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Good enough to know that you are an over-compensating omega male afraid of of not being taken seriously while cowboy over here is an emotionally detached sociopath, Frosty's committing way too hard on the whole ice thing and I'm pretty sure spider is still bats.]]
* King Shark's vocabulary is limited, but his actual thinking on the other hand...
--->'''King Shark:''' (''thinks to himself'') I say, I do believe we are in the wrong section. Why, these crates clearly belong to the newer members of our criminal brethren! I shall speak to my teammate. (''out loud'') I am a shark.
* [[spoiler: In here, [[WordOfGod since Batman posed as Black Spider from the very beginning to infiltrate the mission complete with rubber face mask]], he needs someone to pose as him. (In canon, it's simply Black Spider and Batman switching costumes in the warehouse when the latter uses his smoke bomb) Who did he call? [[PatrioticFervor SUPERMAN!!]] The fact that the villains couldn't tell that it is not Batman attacking them despite the obvious clues makes it funnier.]]
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part.
-->'''Killer Frost:''' Wait, why do I have to be naked?
-->'''Killer Frost:''' Wait, why do I have to be naked?
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part.
part. (She's posing as a corpse since her body temperature will fool the coroner's scanners but she has to be naked for some reason.)
-->'''Killer Frost:''' [[LampshadeHanging Wait, why do I have to benaked?naked?]]
-->'''Killer Frost:''' [[LampshadeHanging Wait, why do I have to be
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* Initially, it's safe to say that the writer doesn't like Will Smith as Deadshot.
-->'''Deadshot:''' (''looks at a picture of Will Smith with a lot of cross-hairs drawn on him'') One day, Will. One day...
-->(''In the morning after the prison break'')
-->'''Radio''': [[BrickJoke In celebrity news, actor Will Smith was shot several times by an unknown assailant while he shouted "stop ruining his image!"]]
** However, after [[HeReallyCanAct actually watching his performance]] in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'', let's just say there is a slight edit in the Youtube re-upload...
-->'''Radio''': In celebrity news, actor Will Smith received a letter of apology from Mr. Floyd Lawton, officially taking back every mean thing he's ever said to him.
* When it's time for King Shark to come in, one of the guards finds them:
-->'''Guard:''' Who's down there?
-->'''Harley:''' 5 killers and a shark.
-->'''Deadshot:''' What's wrong with you?
-->'''Harley:''' I watch Series/JerseyShore a lot. [[TakeThat So that's one thing.]]
-->'''Guard:''' [[TooDumbToLive I heard all that but I'm coming down anyway]], [[TemptingFate I mean what's the worst that could happen anyway-]](''gets chomped on by King Shark'') ohgodthatanswersmyquestion (''gets pulled underwater'')
* Amanda talking to [[spoiler:The Light]] saying that she is leading the world's biggest espionage operation, cue seeing Task Force X break in from the front gates loud and explosive style.
* Joker considers [[ComicBook/New52 cutting his face off]] before thinking that [[TakeThat it is a dumb idea.]]
-->'''Deadshot:''' (''looks at a picture of Will Smith with a lot of cross-hairs drawn on him'') One day, Will. One day...
-->(''In the morning after the prison break'')
-->'''Radio''': [[BrickJoke In celebrity news, actor Will Smith was shot several times by an unknown assailant while he shouted "stop ruining his image!"]]
** However, after [[HeReallyCanAct actually watching his performance]] in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'', let's just say there is a slight edit in the Youtube re-upload...
-->'''Radio''': In celebrity news, actor Will Smith received a letter of apology from Mr. Floyd Lawton, officially taking back every mean thing he's ever said to him.
* When it's time for King Shark to come in, one of the guards finds them:
-->'''Guard:''' Who's down there?
-->'''Harley:''' 5 killers and a shark.
-->'''Deadshot:''' What's wrong with you?
-->'''Harley:''' I watch Series/JerseyShore a lot. [[TakeThat So that's one thing.]]
-->'''Guard:''' [[TooDumbToLive I heard all that but I'm coming down anyway]], [[TemptingFate I mean what's the worst that could happen anyway-]](''gets chomped on by King Shark'') ohgodthatanswersmyquestion (''gets pulled underwater'')
* Amanda talking to [[spoiler:The Light]] saying that she is leading the world's biggest espionage operation, cue seeing Task Force X break in from the front gates loud and explosive style.
* Joker considers [[ComicBook/New52 cutting his face off]] before thinking that [[TakeThat it is a dumb idea.]]
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* When planning for the break-in, Killer Frost has a little issue with her part.
-->'''Killer Frost:''' Wait, why do I have to be naked?
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' [[TakeThat Because this is DC and you're a woman.]]
* The magnitude of the CardboardPrison that is Arkham Asylum is so ridiculous that Black Spider lampshades how no wonder the inmates keep escaping. One commenter sums it up:
--->''the depths of incompetence that the arkham asylum can reach never fails to amaze me, not only a team of bozos managed to infiltrate it, not only the joker prison has a door that can be opened with two wires, not only are the guards incredibly unqualified for handling their extremely dangerous prisoners, being completely unable to handle them even when the prisoners are without weapons,, but they had harley's hammer stored in a WOODEN CRATE and never notice that it had A GIANT FUCKING BOMB hidden inside it, which makes you wonder why would they even keep those weapons in the first place right next to the damn prison instead of, you know, a safe police deposit? or maybe destroying them in the first place? and that's not even the worst, have a lever that opens EVERY CELL AT ONCE, every door in the entire prison can be opened with one fucking lever that just stands there in plain sight and random cleaning crew could knock on it by mistake and release every inmate at once, a disgruntled guard could cause a national crisis with the same effort it takes to scratch your ass.''
--->''Not to mention that criminals go in and out of this place so easily you may as well install revolving doors and save yourself the effort, why even pretend you have a prison when the place is as safe as a bouncy castle and the majority of your staff has the same level of competence as the kids that would be using that bouncy castle at a birthday party? you could close criminals in the basement of your house and it would be way more effective than this sorry joke of an asylum.''
* Deadshot walking in the prison with Harley in tow, with everything going well [[TemptingFate he hopes nothing would go wrong.]] Enter the [[SpannerInTheWorks Joker]].
-->'''Joker:''' Harley, is that you?
-->'''Deadshot:''' [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUU---]]
* Deadshot actually laughing at the Joker's jokes. He is actually stunned!!
-->'''Killer Frost:''' Wait, why do I have to be naked?
-->'''Captain Boomerang:''' [[TakeThat Because this is DC and you're a woman.]]
* The magnitude of the CardboardPrison that is Arkham Asylum is so ridiculous that Black Spider lampshades how no wonder the inmates keep escaping. One commenter sums it up:
--->''the depths of incompetence that the arkham asylum can reach never fails to amaze me, not only a team of bozos managed to infiltrate it, not only the joker prison has a door that can be opened with two wires, not only are the guards incredibly unqualified for handling their extremely dangerous prisoners, being completely unable to handle them even when the prisoners are without weapons,, but they had harley's hammer stored in a WOODEN CRATE and never notice that it had A GIANT FUCKING BOMB hidden inside it, which makes you wonder why would they even keep those weapons in the first place right next to the damn prison instead of, you know, a safe police deposit? or maybe destroying them in the first place? and that's not even the worst, have a lever that opens EVERY CELL AT ONCE, every door in the entire prison can be opened with one fucking lever that just stands there in plain sight and random cleaning crew could knock on it by mistake and release every inmate at once, a disgruntled guard could cause a national crisis with the same effort it takes to scratch your ass.''
--->''Not to mention that criminals go in and out of this place so easily you may as well install revolving doors and save yourself the effort, why even pretend you have a prison when the place is as safe as a bouncy castle and the majority of your staff has the same level of competence as the kids that would be using that bouncy castle at a birthday party? you could close criminals in the basement of your house and it would be way more effective than this sorry joke of an asylum.''
* Deadshot walking in the prison with Harley in tow, with everything going well [[TemptingFate he hopes nothing would go wrong.]] Enter the [[SpannerInTheWorks Joker]].
-->'''Joker:''' Harley, is that you?
-->'''Deadshot:''' [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUU---]]
* Deadshot actually laughing at the Joker's jokes. He is actually stunned!!
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* Deadshot lampshading at how his [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy shots always misses when he tried to shoot Batman regardless of distance]]. When he actually scores a hit on him:
-->'''Deadshot:''' Finally, the world makes sense again!!
* Amanda Waller's entire EstablishingCharacterMoment. SassyBlackWoman taken UpToEleven!!
-->'''Amanda:''' I'm Amanda Waller and you can think of me as your fairy godmother from hell. Only, I won't be grant any wishes no [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} bibidi bobidi boo]] or any of that shbang. But rather making each and everyone of you, my bitch!!
** During the briefing for the mission, Amanda lists out the Justice League profiles. [[FreezeFrameBonus The screen caption]] on them sums them up in here perfectly.
--->Batman: Rich boy with issues
--->Superman: Everything wrong with America
--->Wonder Women: Super Xena
--->Green Lantern: Big green dick
--->Flash: Holds grudges
--->Cyborg: A jukebox hero
--->Captain Marvel: Elementary student
--->Aquaman: [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Outrageous!]]
** When the Suicide Squad ask what to do in the event they run into Batman:
-->'''Amanda:''' What about Batman? You see him? Run your little asses the other way!!
** Amanda's closing line.
-->'''Amanda:''' Remember, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll be watching, baby. And eating. And eating while I'm watching.]] You and your fine-ass chocolate butt.
* Deadshot finding out that [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy King Shark's vocabulary is limited to]] [[PokemonSpeak "I Am A Shark" in that order]], bonus points for the fact that the guy's VA is [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101]].
* Killer Frost's initial choice for her supervillain name were "Music/VanillaIce" and "Frosty, The Snow Bitch" and she seeks to be remembered as the villain that uses ice-based puns as one-liners.
* Harley Quinn pretty much did a CallForward on the fact that Black Spider would be [[spoiler:Batman in disguise]] later on.
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} Well, Spider is clearly bats.]]
** When the alarm for the drop-off goes off, she thinks they are going to see the in-flight movie and hopes that it is Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey.
* How did Deadshot stop the Penguin from killing them at his mansion there and then? Threaten to kill his birds.
* The apartment sex scene went as per usual, until Harley calls in the rest of the squad. Deadshot tells everyone to get the hell out.
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* Deadshot lampshading at how his [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy shots always misses when he tried to shoot Batman regardless of distance]]. When he actually scores a hit on him:
-->'''Deadshot:''' Finally, the world makes sense again!!
* Amanda Waller's entire EstablishingCharacterMoment. SassyBlackWoman taken UpToEleven!!
-->'''Amanda:''' I'm Amanda Waller and you can think of me as your fairy godmother from hell. Only, I won't be grant any wishes no [[Disney/{{Cinderella}} bibidi bobidi boo]] or any of that shbang. But rather making each and everyone of you, my bitch!!
** During the briefing for the mission, Amanda lists out the Justice League profiles. [[FreezeFrameBonus The screen caption]] on them sums them up in here perfectly.
--->Batman: Rich boy with issues
--->Superman: Everything wrong with America
--->Wonder Women: Super Xena
--->Green Lantern: Big green dick
--->Flash: Holds grudges
--->Cyborg: A jukebox hero
--->Captain Marvel: Elementary student
--->Aquaman: [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Outrageous!]]
** When the Suicide Squad ask what to do in the event they run into Batman:
-->'''Amanda:''' What about Batman? You see him? Run your little asses the other way!!
** Amanda's closing line.
-->'''Amanda:''' Remember, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I'll be watching, baby. And eating. And eating while I'm watching.]] You and your fine-ass chocolate butt.
* Deadshot finding out that [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy King Shark's vocabulary is limited to]] [[PokemonSpeak "I Am A Shark" in that order]], bonus points for the fact that the guy's VA is [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101]].
* Killer Frost's initial choice for her supervillain name were "Music/VanillaIce" and "Frosty, The Snow Bitch" and she seeks to be remembered as the villain that uses ice-based puns as one-liners.
* Harley Quinn pretty much did a CallForward on the fact that Black Spider would be [[spoiler:Batman in disguise]] later on.
-->'''Harley Quinn:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} Well, Spider is clearly bats.]]
** When the alarm for the drop-off goes off, she thinks they are going to see the in-flight movie and hopes that it is Film/FiftyShadesOfGrey.
* How did Deadshot stop the Penguin from killing them at his mansion there and then? Threaten to kill his birds.
* The apartment sex scene went as per usual, until Harley calls in the rest of the squad. Deadshot tells everyone to get the hell out.
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* TheStinger has Ocean Master saying that his prison is a toilet due to a lack of a filter. [[spoiler:Cue Lex Luthor walking in on the scene to recruit him to The Light.]]
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** John The Lobster exclaiming what [[TemptingFate a wonderful time he is having, having]], cue seeing Arthur eating shrimp.
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-->'''Jaws:''' (''chomping on Black Manta and pulling him underwater'') [[MythologyGag I am a cousin!!]]
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-->'''Aquaman:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Oh my god, that felt amazing-]] [[DoubleTake err, I mean]] if only we could have resolved this peacefully, without any violence brother.
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-->'''Aquaman:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Oh my god, that felt amazing-]] [[DoubleTake amazing-]][[DoubleTake err, I mean]] if only we could have resolved this peacefully, without any violence brother.
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** The whole of Atlantis proceeds to bow down to him in respect. Strangely enough, the viewers were surprised as they were expecting a bad voice for RuleOfFunny. The surprise and in turn praise is genuine in the comments section to the extent that [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome they asked for a full cover]].
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** The whole of Atlantis proceeds to bow down to him in respect.respect and awe of his singing. Strangely enough, the viewers were surprised as they were expecting a bad voice for RuleOfFunny. The surprise and in turn praise is genuine in the comments section to the extent that [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome they asked for a full cover]].cover]].
** After getting his kingship, he asks Mera now what should they do next? Her response?
-->'''Mera:''' (''[[BrickJoke incomprehensible lobster mating call]]'') (''[[BigDamnKiss kisses Aquaman]]'')
* Upon his coronation, he suggests that his kingship be like England (Compromise between the royal family and democratic government). Superman screams "NO!!" in the background, [[RealityEnsues which is gurgled because he isn't wearing any mouthpiece]].
* How does the Justice League distance themselves from Aquaman? Batman has an idea: Which is to soften his image on the surface, [[WesternAnimation/SuperFriends creating a cartoon about them that depicts him as a useless idiot that can only talk to fish.]] Considering the [[NeverLiveItDown re]][[AudienceColouringAdaptation sults]] in RealLife, it may work a little too well in here.
-->'''[[EveryoneHasStandards Green Lantern]]:''' That's douchey even by my standards.
* The animated short after the credits is chock full of this.
** Billy and Tim Drake playing games using Cyborg as the console.
** Wonder Woman giving her interview on the Amazon code to Lois. She says that the rest of the world is not ready for that.
** Hal asking if he gets to [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron pick up the trident he gets to be king]], Arthur reminds him to make sure that he has a great singing voice too.
*** Arthur proceeds to tell Hal while he's trying to lift the trident that it would electrocute him if he is not of royal blood. Cue getting shocked and sent flying.
** John The Lobster exclaiming what a wonderful time he is having, cue seeing Arthur eating shrimp.
** The reason why John Stewart is also a Green Lantern in here? It is to keep Hal in check in case he goes off the rails, while saying that the second ring almost went to a [[TakeThat hillbilly called Guy Gardner]].
** Bruce [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually laughing]] and getting chest pain upon Superman telling him that [[SincerityMode he is his only friend]].
** Upon the topic of Black Manta, Arthur tells him that he summoned Jaws to eat him. Batman is not amused.
-->'''Batman:''' You killed someone?!?
-->(''cut to the pier where Aquaman summoned Jaws'')
-->'''Black Manta:''' (''after cutting out of Jaws after somehow getting it's corpse on the surface first'') Where's my goddamn helmet?
** After getting his kingship, he asks Mera now what should they do next? Her response?
-->'''Mera:''' (''[[BrickJoke incomprehensible lobster mating call]]'') (''[[BigDamnKiss kisses Aquaman]]'')
* Upon his coronation, he suggests that his kingship be like England (Compromise between the royal family and democratic government). Superman screams "NO!!" in the background, [[RealityEnsues which is gurgled because he isn't wearing any mouthpiece]].
* How does the Justice League distance themselves from Aquaman? Batman has an idea: Which is to soften his image on the surface, [[WesternAnimation/SuperFriends creating a cartoon about them that depicts him as a useless idiot that can only talk to fish.]] Considering the [[NeverLiveItDown re]][[AudienceColouringAdaptation sults]] in RealLife, it may work a little too well in here.
-->'''[[EveryoneHasStandards Green Lantern]]:''' That's douchey even by my standards.
* The animated short after the credits is chock full of this.
** Billy and Tim Drake playing games using Cyborg as the console.
** Wonder Woman giving her interview on the Amazon code to Lois. She says that the rest of the world is not ready for that.
** Hal asking if he gets to [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron pick up the trident he gets to be king]], Arthur reminds him to make sure that he has a great singing voice too.
*** Arthur proceeds to tell Hal while he's trying to lift the trident that it would electrocute him if he is not of royal blood. Cue getting shocked and sent flying.
** John The Lobster exclaiming what a wonderful time he is having, cue seeing Arthur eating shrimp.
** The reason why John Stewart is also a Green Lantern in here? It is to keep Hal in check in case he goes off the rails, while saying that the second ring almost went to a [[TakeThat hillbilly called Guy Gardner]].
** Bruce [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually laughing]] and getting chest pain upon Superman telling him that [[SincerityMode he is his only friend]].
** Upon the topic of Black Manta, Arthur tells him that he summoned Jaws to eat him. Batman is not amused.
-->'''Batman:''' You killed someone?!?
-->(''cut to the pier where Aquaman summoned Jaws'')
-->'''Black Manta:''' (''after cutting out of Jaws after somehow getting it's corpse on the surface first'') Where's my goddamn helmet?
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* Arthur waking up to Mera's singing, which then se tells him about his heritage as king with her as his betrothed. Shocked at the last one, [[BrickJoke he decides to apply John's earlier advice on picking up girls.]] Cue Mera telling him that it's their ''mating call''.
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* Arthur waking up to Mera's singing, which then se she tells him about his heritage as king with her as his betrothed. Shocked at the last one, [[BrickJoke he decides to apply John's earlier advice on picking up girls.]] Cue Mera telling him that it's their ''mating call''.
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* To revive Cyborg he had to use his tazer on his core.
-->'''Cyborg:''' (''[[CallBack boots up to the sound of Apple Mac]]'') Stop shocking me!! Who are you, the [[TakeThat LAPD]]?
* After punching out Orm:
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Oh my god, that felt amazing-]] [[DoubleTake err, I mean]] if only we could have resolved this peacefully, without any violence brother.
* The Atlanteans ask Aquaman to [[CallBack sing to prove that he is king]]. Earlier, it was stated that he sings only in the shower. After John the lobster was revealed to be alive and is vouching for him to find his inner king...
-->'''Mera:''' What are you doing!?
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[BrickJoke Pretending I'm in the shower.]] (''starts singing "My heart will go on"'')
** The whole of Atlantis proceeds to bow down to him in respect. Strangely enough, the viewers were surprised as they were expecting a bad voice for RuleOfFunny. The surprise and in turn praise is genuine in the comments section to the extent that [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome they asked for a full cover]].
-->'''Cyborg:''' (''[[CallBack boots up to the sound of Apple Mac]]'') Stop shocking me!! Who are you, the [[TakeThat LAPD]]?
* After punching out Orm:
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Oh my god, that felt amazing-]] [[DoubleTake err, I mean]] if only we could have resolved this peacefully, without any violence brother.
* The Atlanteans ask Aquaman to [[CallBack sing to prove that he is king]]. Earlier, it was stated that he sings only in the shower. After John the lobster was revealed to be alive and is vouching for him to find his inner king...
-->'''Mera:''' What are you doing!?
-->'''Aquaman:''' [[BrickJoke Pretending I'm in the shower.]] (''starts singing "My heart will go on"'')
** The whole of Atlantis proceeds to bow down to him in respect. Strangely enough, the viewers were surprised as they were expecting a bad voice for RuleOfFunny. The surprise and in turn praise is genuine in the comments section to the extent that [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome they asked for a full cover]].
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* The Justice League versus Ocean Master. The reason it's in here because...
** Captain Marvel firing a lightning bolt at him who NoSell it and firing a bigger one back at him which turns back to normal.
** Cyborg fires the Sonic cannon at him to the tune of [[WaxingLyrical "Dude Looks Like A Lady"]] and then getting stabbed by the trident.
** Wonder Woman grabs the trident from Ocean Master, in the struggle for it they call upon Hera and Poseidon to assist them respectively. Here is what happens next...
-->'''Hera:''' Diana, I grant you my favour.
-->'''Poseidon:''' Orm, as my chosen mortal.
-->(''noticing each other supporting opposite sides'')
-->'''Hera:''' Ahem, do you mind? I'm trying to bless my girl here.
-->'''Poseidon:''' Yes, I do. But I got here first you know.
-->'''Hera:''' Erhh, I'm so posei-done with you.
-->'''Zeus:''' Hey guys!! What's going on?
-->'''Hera and Poseidon:''' Stay out of this, Zeus!!
-->'''Zeus:''' Well I'm gonna put my dick in something, bye!! (''leaves'')
-->'''Poseidon:''' Ah, that's my brother.
-->'''Hera:''' [[BrotherSisterIncest Mine too.]]
-->'''Poseidon:''' [[DysfunctionJunction Man, we are messed up.]]
-->(''back at the combatants'')
-->'''Ocean Master:''' Eh, to hell with the gods!! I'll kill you myself!! (''sends Wonder Women flying'')
** The Flash and Green Lantern rushing him and then proceed to get crushed in less than half a minute each.
** Finally, Superman:
-->'''Superman:''' My turn now!! The [[IncrediblyLamePun Fist]] Amendmen- (''gets stabbed'') argargag.
** Batman walks up to Green Lantern and asks [[DeadpanSnarker how did ganging up on him work out]]. Green Lantern responses that [[CallBack it worked on Darkseid]].
-->'''Batman:''' You know, I really hate it when you have a point.
* When Batman learns that Orm killed his mother, he goes livid!!
-->'''Batman:''' Well, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] that guy!!
** Captain Marvel firing a lightning bolt at him who NoSell it and firing a bigger one back at him which turns back to normal.
** Cyborg fires the Sonic cannon at him to the tune of [[WaxingLyrical "Dude Looks Like A Lady"]] and then getting stabbed by the trident.
** Wonder Woman grabs the trident from Ocean Master, in the struggle for it they call upon Hera and Poseidon to assist them respectively. Here is what happens next...
-->'''Hera:''' Diana, I grant you my favour.
-->'''Poseidon:''' Orm, as my chosen mortal.
-->(''noticing each other supporting opposite sides'')
-->'''Hera:''' Ahem, do you mind? I'm trying to bless my girl here.
-->'''Poseidon:''' Yes, I do. But I got here first you know.
-->'''Hera:''' Erhh, I'm so posei-done with you.
-->'''Zeus:''' Hey guys!! What's going on?
-->'''Hera and Poseidon:''' Stay out of this, Zeus!!
-->'''Zeus:''' Well I'm gonna put my dick in something, bye!! (''leaves'')
-->'''Poseidon:''' Ah, that's my brother.
-->'''Hera:''' [[BrotherSisterIncest Mine too.]]
-->'''Poseidon:''' [[DysfunctionJunction Man, we are messed up.]]
-->(''back at the combatants'')
-->'''Ocean Master:''' Eh, to hell with the gods!! I'll kill you myself!! (''sends Wonder Women flying'')
** The Flash and Green Lantern rushing him and then proceed to get crushed in less than half a minute each.
** Finally, Superman:
-->'''Superman:''' My turn now!! The [[IncrediblyLamePun Fist]] Amendmen- (''gets stabbed'') argargag.
** Batman walks up to Green Lantern and asks [[DeadpanSnarker how did ganging up on him work out]]. Green Lantern responses that [[CallBack it worked on Darkseid]].
-->'''Batman:''' You know, I really hate it when you have a point.
* When Batman learns that Orm killed his mother, he goes livid!!
-->'''Batman:''' Well, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] that guy!!
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* After Aquaman vows to get rid of the traditions that pretty much started this whole mess to prevent it from happening again, he even tells Mera that she doesn't even have to marry him. Her response?
-->'''Mera:''' Fuck yes, I do! I want to be queen!!
-->'''Aquaman:''' Oh cool! [[PerfectlyArrangedMarriage Then that works out great for everyone!!]]
* When Green Lantern tells him it's okay to use vengeance as your motivation, Aquaman is actually cool with ''not'' using grief to make him do the right thing. The Justice League is baffled!!
* Ocean Master could have easily used a tsunami to wipe out half of Metropolis, only for him decide to [[HollywoodTactics take the surface world head-on with only 200 men]].
** When it's time to call the Justice League:
-->'''General:''' Screw it, call in the PG-squad. This ain't worth the bomb.
* Black Manta fighting Aquaman to the sound of his auto-tuned helmet. How does Aquaman get rid of him?
-->'''Jaws:''' (''chomping on Black Manta and pulling him underwater'') [[MythologyGag I am a cousin!!]]
-->'''Aquaman:''' Thanks, Jaws. Your family sounds awesome.
* Wonder Women [[InsaneTrollLogic thinking Lois Lane is trained in combat just because she wants to]] [[BrickJoke sign up to be an Amazon.]] Lois calls it quits after lying to her about flanking them.
-->'''Jimmy:''' We're not actually coming back are we?
-->'''Lois:''' FUCK NO!!!
* John Henry Irons aka Steel has his Cameo, [[CrossesTheLineTwice in probably one of the most hilarious ones in the wrong way possible]].
-->'''Superman:''' Oh thank god, I got here in time!! [[BaitAndSwitch That black guy with a hammer was totally going to steal your wallets!!]] Hey you! Don't [[IncrediblyLamePun steal!]]
-->'''Steel:''' And to think I looked up to him...
-->'''Mera:''' Fuck yes, I do! I want to be queen!!
-->'''Aquaman:''' Oh cool! [[PerfectlyArrangedMarriage Then that works out great for everyone!!]]
* When Green Lantern tells him it's okay to use vengeance as your motivation, Aquaman is actually cool with ''not'' using grief to make him do the right thing. The Justice League is baffled!!
* Ocean Master could have easily used a tsunami to wipe out half of Metropolis, only for him decide to [[HollywoodTactics take the surface world head-on with only 200 men]].
** When it's time to call the Justice League:
-->'''General:''' Screw it, call in the PG-squad. This ain't worth the bomb.
* Black Manta fighting Aquaman to the sound of his auto-tuned helmet. How does Aquaman get rid of him?
-->'''Jaws:''' (''chomping on Black Manta and pulling him underwater'') [[MythologyGag I am a cousin!!]]
-->'''Aquaman:''' Thanks, Jaws. Your family sounds awesome.
* Wonder Women [[InsaneTrollLogic thinking Lois Lane is trained in combat just because she wants to]] [[BrickJoke sign up to be an Amazon.]] Lois calls it quits after lying to her about flanking them.
-->'''Jimmy:''' We're not actually coming back are we?
-->'''Lois:''' FUCK NO!!!
* John Henry Irons aka Steel has his Cameo, [[CrossesTheLineTwice in probably one of the most hilarious ones in the wrong way possible]].
-->'''Superman:''' Oh thank god, I got here in time!! [[BaitAndSwitch That black guy with a hammer was totally going to steal your wallets!!]] Hey you! Don't [[IncrediblyLamePun steal!]]
-->'''Steel:''' And to think I looked up to him...
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* Superman fighting [[spoiler:Cthulhu]]. PatrioticFervor and creationism versus evolution in one neat package! Special moves include "Emancipation Punchlimation!", "Star-Spangled Slammer!" and "Mount Crushmore!"
-->'''[[spoiler: Cthulhu]]:''' (''[[CurbStompBattle After getting wrecked]]'') That's it, humans are nuts!! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm going back to my own dimension you guys are mean!!]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Cthulhu]]:''' (''[[CurbStompBattle After getting wrecked]]'') That's it, humans are nuts!! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm going back to my own dimension you guys are mean!!]]
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* A deleted scene has WonderWomen having to deal with a religious mob since her very existence will throw all the religions into chaos. The group is called '''[[FunWithAcronyms C.R.A.P]]''' which is short for '''C'''hristians '''R'''aging '''A'''gainst '''P'''antheons while according to them there is another anti-superhero group called '''[[FunWithAcronyms S.H.I.T]]''' which is short for '''S'''uper '''H'''ero '''I'''ntolerence '''T'''eam having their rally next week.
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* A deleted scene has WonderWomen Wonder Woman having to deal with a religious mob since her very existence will throw all the religions into chaos. The group is called '''[[FunWithAcronyms C.R.A.P]]''' which is short for '''C'''hristians '''R'''aging '''A'''gainst '''P'''antheons while according to them there is another anti-superhero group called '''[[FunWithAcronyms S.H.I.T]]''' which is short for '''S'''uper '''H'''ero '''I'''ntolerence '''T'''eam having their rally next week.
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* Superman asking Arthur if he's born in America because he states that he got a little too attached to Arthur's [[Bishounen appearance]] and doesn't want to learn in the near future that he is from another country.
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* Superman asking Arthur if he's born in America because he states that he got a little too attached to Arthur's [[Bishounen [[{{Bishounen}} appearance]] and doesn't want to learn in the near future that he is from another country.country.
* RealityEnsues in probably the most hilarious way possible in form of the heroes that didn't wear any mouth equipment saying gurgled speech underwater.
* After wrecking the heroes, the Ocean Master wants to feed them to the Kraken. The problem? [[AffablyEvil He killed it to feed the homeless]]. His alternative? [[spoiler:[[CallBack Cthulhu.]]]]
* When Orm declares himself king, the Atlanteans ask [[CallBack him to sing to prove his worthiness]]. Instead of singing, he has another idea...
-->'''Ocean Master:''' Yes, I could do that. But you know what's even better? [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad The Surf Warrior]]. Give it up. (''Surf Warrior starts playing'')
* Captain Marvel thinking that the alarm was the doorbell until present time.
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Yeah, according to this? (''after seeing the tsunami'') Yeah, we're all gonna die.
-->'''Batman:''' No, we don't. [[CatchPhrase We're people.]]
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' How long have you been waiting to say that?
-->'''Batman:''' All goddamn day.
* RealityEnsues in probably the most hilarious way possible in form of the heroes that didn't wear any mouth equipment saying gurgled speech underwater.
* After wrecking the heroes, the Ocean Master wants to feed them to the Kraken. The problem? [[AffablyEvil He killed it to feed the homeless]]. His alternative? [[spoiler:[[CallBack Cthulhu.]]]]
* When Orm declares himself king, the Atlanteans ask [[CallBack him to sing to prove his worthiness]]. Instead of singing, he has another idea...
-->'''Ocean Master:''' Yes, I could do that. But you know what's even better? [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad The Surf Warrior]]. Give it up. (''Surf Warrior starts playing'')
* Captain Marvel thinking that the alarm was the doorbell until present time.
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Yeah, according to this? (''after seeing the tsunami'') Yeah, we're all gonna die.
-->'''Batman:''' No, we don't. [[CatchPhrase We're people.]]
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' How long have you been waiting to say that?
-->'''Batman:''' All goddamn day.
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* The Justice League's investigation of the sub. Captain Obvious CaptainObvious ensues.
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* Arthur waking up to Mera's singing, which then se tells him about his heritage as king with her as his betrothed. Shocked at the last one, [[BrickJoke he decides to apply John's earlier advice on picking up girls.]] Cue Mera telling him that it's their ''mating call''.
** It turns out that John is no ordinary lobster. He is considered by Atlantis to be a legendary figure for his travels and being given advice from him is considered being worthy of greatness.
* When Arthur asks what Orm is like.
-->'''Mera:''' Imagine a little bitchling.
* Orms finally lampshades his mother that Atlantis is [[FridgeLogic practically a giant toilet]] with the people in the court ''losing their bowel control in public'', proving his point. He points out that he wants to move up to the surface world so that they can just live in a more clean place.
* On the topic of Cyborg being a robot meaning that he lost a certain part...
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Are you worried because you don't have your winkie anymore?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Billy!!
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' What?
-->'''Cyborg:''' No, just no.
* Arthur's first thoughts on remembering his underwater childhood? Complain that he had a mullet.
* It's turns out in exchange for being able to breathe underwater and on land, the lungs will clog up a bit, resulting in any Atlanteans sounding like they have a sinus problem should they ever stay on land after a certain period of time.
* Superman asking Arthur if he's born in America because he states that he got a little too attached to Arthur's [[Bishounen appearance]] and doesn't want to learn in the near future that he is from another country.
** It turns out that John is no ordinary lobster. He is considered by Atlantis to be a legendary figure for his travels and being given advice from him is considered being worthy of greatness.
* When Arthur asks what Orm is like.
-->'''Mera:''' Imagine a little bitchling.
* Orms finally lampshades his mother that Atlantis is [[FridgeLogic practically a giant toilet]] with the people in the court ''losing their bowel control in public'', proving his point. He points out that he wants to move up to the surface world so that they can just live in a more clean place.
* On the topic of Cyborg being a robot meaning that he lost a certain part...
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Are you worried because you don't have your winkie anymore?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Billy!!
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' What?
-->'''Cyborg:''' No, just no.
* Arthur's first thoughts on remembering his underwater childhood? Complain that he had a mullet.
* It's turns out in exchange for being able to breathe underwater and on land, the lungs will clog up a bit, resulting in any Atlanteans sounding like they have a sinus problem should they ever stay on land after a certain period of time.
* Superman asking Arthur if he's born in America because he states that he got a little too attached to Arthur's [[Bishounen appearance]] and doesn't want to learn in the near future that he is from another country.
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* Dr Roquette is after Atlantis, but his true goal? [[spoiler:Bringing back Cthulhu]]
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*Superman and Wonder Women's date ending with the former learning that the latter is not from [[BrickJoke Hawaii]].
*Batman was being fetched by Green Lantern and is told that the ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Cue Batman stealing it from him three times in a row.
-->'''Batman:''' (''holding the green lantern ring'') You mean this weapon?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' (''realizes in shock as he changes back'')
-->'''Batman:''' Greatest weapon in the universe and you can't even hold on to that. Look, I know you are not much for commitment, Hal, but this is setting the bar really low.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Very cute. (''gets his ring back'') But now that I'm ready you can't-
-->'''Batman:''' What's that, Hal? (''shows that he stole the ring again'') Couldn't hear you from all the way over here.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' I wasn't ready. Now give me a-
-->'''Batman:''' (''[[RuleOfThree shows that he stole the ring a third time]]'') It's [[Literature/LordOfTheRings my precious]] now, Hal.
*Superman and Wonder Women ClarkKenting at a Greek restaurant. He actually admits that the food is good but he is sassing the waiter until they get the manager because it is customary in America. Wonder Women decides to join in on the fun.
-->'''Wonder Women:''' It is true. This moosaka tastes like the dropping of a mighty griffin Zeus killed and then proceeded to have sex with!!
* Lois Lane interviewing Wonder Women about Themyscira. It ends with Lois casually asking where can she sign up.
* Black Manta [[PunchClockVillain casually writing down on his diary and singing in his auto-tune helmet]] as he fires missiles on Atlantis.
* Dr Shin asks Arthur to let him in so that he can tell him about Atlantis, John thinks this is a bad idea. Sure enough, when he opens the door, Dr Shin is dead and Black Manta's pirates are breaking in. Arthur proceeds to lock the door.
-->'''Arthur:''' Your're overreacting, John. [[TemptingFate What's the worst that could-]] (''Dr Shin drops dead on his doorstep'') Wow, so glad I did not finish that. (''locks the door'')
-->'''Pirate 1:''' Oh no, sir, he locked the door!
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Then break it you fucking idiot!
* The Justice League's investigation of the sub. Captain Obvious ensues.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[CassandraTruth Uh, it was fish people?]]
-->'''Batman:''' Okay, Hal's speaking privileges are officially revoked.
-->(''After Wonder Women tells them about Atlantis'')
-->'''Batman:''' Diana is now the world's second best detective. And I dislike the rest of you a little bit more now.
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Doesn't that mean technically it was [[BrickJoke fish people]]?
*Batman was being fetched by Green Lantern and is told that the ring is the most powerful weapon in the universe. Cue Batman stealing it from him three times in a row.
-->'''Batman:''' (''holding the green lantern ring'') You mean this weapon?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' (''realizes in shock as he changes back'')
-->'''Batman:''' Greatest weapon in the universe and you can't even hold on to that. Look, I know you are not much for commitment, Hal, but this is setting the bar really low.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Very cute. (''gets his ring back'') But now that I'm ready you can't-
-->'''Batman:''' What's that, Hal? (''shows that he stole the ring again'') Couldn't hear you from all the way over here.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' I wasn't ready. Now give me a-
-->'''Batman:''' (''[[RuleOfThree shows that he stole the ring a third time]]'') It's [[Literature/LordOfTheRings my precious]] now, Hal.
*Superman and Wonder Women ClarkKenting at a Greek restaurant. He actually admits that the food is good but he is sassing the waiter until they get the manager because it is customary in America. Wonder Women decides to join in on the fun.
-->'''Wonder Women:''' It is true. This moosaka tastes like the dropping of a mighty griffin Zeus killed and then proceeded to have sex with!!
* Lois Lane interviewing Wonder Women about Themyscira. It ends with Lois casually asking where can she sign up.
* Black Manta [[PunchClockVillain casually writing down on his diary and singing in his auto-tune helmet]] as he fires missiles on Atlantis.
* Dr Shin asks Arthur to let him in so that he can tell him about Atlantis, John thinks this is a bad idea. Sure enough, when he opens the door, Dr Shin is dead and Black Manta's pirates are breaking in. Arthur proceeds to lock the door.
-->'''Arthur:''' Your're overreacting, John. [[TemptingFate What's the worst that could-]] (''Dr Shin drops dead on his doorstep'') Wow, so glad I did not finish that. (''locks the door'')
-->'''Pirate 1:''' Oh no, sir, he locked the door!
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Then break it you fucking idiot!
* The Justice League's investigation of the sub. Captain Obvious ensues.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[CassandraTruth Uh, it was fish people?]]
-->'''Batman:''' Okay, Hal's speaking privileges are officially revoked.
-->(''After Wonder Women tells them about Atlantis'')
-->'''Batman:''' Diana is now the world's second best detective. And I dislike the rest of you a little bit more now.
-->'''Captain Marvel:''' Doesn't that mean technically it was [[BrickJoke fish people]]?
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[[folder: Throne of Atlantis Abridged]]
* The entire film is filled with Disney/TheLittleMermaid references, mostly by the Atlanteans. Complete with [[{{Expy}} their version]] of Sebastian the Crab, John the Lobster.
*The beginning has Arthur talking to the lobster in the tank, known as John about getting girls.
-->'''John:''' Arthur, listen to me. If you want a women to like you, you have walk up to her, look her dead in the eye and say (''incomprehensible lobster mating call'').
-->'''Arthur:''' I don't think that's how it works, John.
** When John is grabbed to be cooked. Arthur tells the bartender to let go of his best friend and put him back in the tank. He agrees, while saying that he is letting go of a lobster.
* When Arthur bumps into some gang members, the guy he bumped into states why he doesn't like him. His face, vest and the color of his vest, in that order.
-->'''Arthur:''' [[ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne Ah man, why did you have to bring my vest into this?]]
** When the gang starts beating [[SuperToughness him]] up,
-->'''Arthur:''' [[SarcasmMode Ow, oh no. It hurts, I can't even...]]
** After sending them flying out of the window,
-->'''Arthur:''' [[SarcasmMode Sorry sorry, I did not see you there. Christ, are you ok?]]
-->(''After another guy was sent flying into a crate'')
-->'''Arthur:''' Cmon guys, stop running into my fists.
** At the moment when the knife breaks against his skin,
-->'''Gang member:''' I'm so(gets thrown into the sea)rrrreeee.
*Dr Roquette is after Atlantis, but his true goal? [[spoiler:Bringing back Cthulhu]]
*Cyborg wakes up to Hannah's not-so-subtle attempts to flirt with him via system upgrades, emphasis on weapons especially [[DoubleEntendre the laser]]. It creeps him out as she is practically turning him into her personal terminator.
*Steve is worried about his chances with Wonder Women. Cyborg tells him not to worry about it since Wonder Women's relationship with Superman will end once he finds out that she is Greek.
*Black Manta and his auto-tuned helmet. When Orm lampshades the elephant in the room for Atlantis is that [[FridgeLogic they are swimming in their own toilet]], his reply?
-->'''Black Manta:''' Why do you think I wear this helmet?
*Orm's attempt to flirt with Mera [[{{Understatement}} didn't go so well...]]
-->'''Orm:''' Mera, my lady. Can you believe we will be married one when i'm king?
-->'''Mera:''' Then that is the day I will ''[[GroinAttack grab out your testicles and rip them off with my bare hands]]''.
-->'''Orm:''' Then again, being single is such a joy.
-->'''Black Manta:''' [[SincerityMode Respect, girl.]]
*Orm's meeting with Queen Atlanna pretty much leaves him teary-eyed and cowed.
*The requirements to be king of Atlantis seems to stem down to a great singing voice.
*Green Lantern asks a colleague out on a date. Her reply is:
-->'''Post-it Note:''' Go [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] yourself.
** When Flash asks for him, the post-it note changes to:
-->'''Post-it Note:''' Smooth, now meet me outside.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Yes, mom.
-->'''Post-it Note:''' (''changes again'') Don't make me go in there again!
[[folder: Throne of Atlantis Abridged]]
* The entire film is filled with Disney/TheLittleMermaid references, mostly by the Atlanteans. Complete with [[{{Expy}} their version]] of Sebastian the Crab, John the Lobster.
*The beginning has Arthur talking to the lobster in the tank, known as John about getting girls.
-->'''John:''' Arthur, listen to me. If you want a women to like you, you have walk up to her, look her dead in the eye and say (''incomprehensible lobster mating call'').
-->'''Arthur:''' I don't think that's how it works, John.
** When John is grabbed to be cooked. Arthur tells the bartender to let go of his best friend and put him back in the tank. He agrees, while saying that he is letting go of a lobster.
* When Arthur bumps into some gang members, the guy he bumped into states why he doesn't like him. His face, vest and the color of his vest, in that order.
-->'''Arthur:''' [[ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne Ah man, why did you have to bring my vest into this?]]
** When the gang starts beating [[SuperToughness him]] up,
-->'''Arthur:''' [[SarcasmMode Ow, oh no. It hurts, I can't even...]]
** After sending them flying out of the window,
-->'''Arthur:''' [[SarcasmMode Sorry sorry, I did not see you there. Christ, are you ok?]]
-->(''After another guy was sent flying into a crate'')
-->'''Arthur:''' Cmon guys, stop running into my fists.
** At the moment when the knife breaks against his skin,
-->'''Gang member:''' I'm so(gets thrown into the sea)rrrreeee.
*Dr Roquette is after Atlantis, but his true goal? [[spoiler:Bringing back Cthulhu]]
*Cyborg wakes up to Hannah's not-so-subtle attempts to flirt with him via system upgrades, emphasis on weapons especially [[DoubleEntendre the laser]]. It creeps him out as she is practically turning him into her personal terminator.
*Steve is worried about his chances with Wonder Women. Cyborg tells him not to worry about it since Wonder Women's relationship with Superman will end once he finds out that she is Greek.
*Black Manta and his auto-tuned helmet. When Orm lampshades the elephant in the room for Atlantis is that [[FridgeLogic they are swimming in their own toilet]], his reply?
-->'''Black Manta:''' Why do you think I wear this helmet?
*Orm's attempt to flirt with Mera [[{{Understatement}} didn't go so well...]]
-->'''Orm:''' Mera, my lady. Can you believe we will be married one when i'm king?
-->'''Mera:''' Then that is the day I will ''[[GroinAttack grab out your testicles and rip them off with my bare hands]]''.
-->'''Orm:''' Then again, being single is such a joy.
-->'''Black Manta:''' [[SincerityMode Respect, girl.]]
*Orm's meeting with Queen Atlanna pretty much leaves him teary-eyed and cowed.
*The requirements to be king of Atlantis seems to stem down to a great singing voice.
*Green Lantern asks a colleague out on a date. Her reply is:
-->'''Post-it Note:''' Go [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] yourself.
** When Flash asks for him, the post-it note changes to:
-->'''Post-it Note:''' Smooth, now meet me outside.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Yes, mom.
-->'''Post-it Note:''' (''changes again'') Don't make me go in there again!
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** Wonder Women asks what's Website/YouTube. Steve tells her that she is better off not touching that hot potato. She may have caught up to modern technology, but she is clueless about Internet culture and trolls.
-->'''[[NaiveNewcomer Wonder Woman]]:''' People can have different views and still be friends.
-->'''Steve Trevor:''' Oh darling, you've never been on the internet.
-->'''[[NaiveNewcomer Wonder Woman]]:''' People can have different views and still be friends.
-->'''Steve Trevor:''' Oh darling, you've never been on the internet.
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* The trailer for the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueWar'' parody, which is basically one big ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' parody. Then at the end we hear Superman's voice-over:
-->'''Superman:''' No, it's not gonna be like Avengers. Pretty close though.
* The beginning has the news report on the alien attacks.
-->'''News Reporter:''' More reports are coming in all over the country of violent attacks from the alien invader. [[BaitAndSwitch He's reported to be mostly wearing blue or red cape and said look like a total douche. If you see him, don't try to engage him. He's considered extremely dangerous not to mention completely misguided, I mean the guy single-handedly burned down all the Taco Bells in five cities. For the love of God, someone stop Superman!!]]
* Green Lantern hailing Batman using his ring to form the Batsignal, only for it to run flat.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' (''ring fizzes out'') Ah crap, forgot to charge this thing. [[MotorMouth Inbrightestdayinblackestnightnoevilshallescapemysightforthosewhoworshipevil'smightbewaremypowergreenlanternslight]] (''signal starts up'') Ah there we go!!
* After the encounter with the mook posing as Batman.
-->'''Batman:''' [[AdaptationDisplacement I thought you are black?]]
-->'''Green Lantern:''' No, that's the other guy.[[labelnote:aka]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague John Stewart]] [[/labelnote]]
** Green Lantern flashes his light on Batman. He is not amused.
-->'''Batman:''' [[DoubleEntendre Will you quit flashing me?]]
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Heheheheheh, flashing you.]]
* After the Flash in his Barry Allen guise delivers food the local police station, one of the workers states that he took too long. His response?
-->'''Flash:''' Well, I guess the fastest man alive isn't going to be fast enough to save someone's burning house tonight.
* Victor Stone's football game has him using Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} references for his plays. The sports commentators just roll along with it while the entire audience save for one Billy Bastion don't get it.
* The entirety of Green Lantern and Batman's first encounter with Superman.
** Green Lantern thinks Superman is a [[TemptingFate reasonable guy and just can be talked into teaming up]]. Batman counts from 10, 9 before jumping to 1, cue Green Lantern getting sent flying into him.
** Superman thinks Green Lantern and Batman is a witch and a goth respectively.
** When Green Lantern thinks the S on Superman means Spain, Superman proceed to break out and state that if he repeats any of the words in his previous sentence about saving Spain, he will kill him and then [[Film/SupermanTheMovie fly around the Earth fast enough to turn back time so that he can kill him again.]]
** After Batman stops Superman by saying his identity of Clark Kent, he returns the favor by unmasking Batman as Bruce Wayne using his X-ray vision. Green Lantern has a personal grudge against him.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Oh man, I hate that rich prick. He bought Ferris Air out of the blue and then fired me- [[EurekaMoment Oh, you suck so much.]]
** Apparently, Superman is like this because his was raised in the rural Midwest where Smallville is located, meaning he was taught creationism from young and thought dinosaur bones are the work of the devil.
* Billy visiting Victor in the locker room. When Victor [[InnocentlyInsensitive tells Billy to go back to his parents unaware that he is an orphan]], he immediately apologizes upon realizing that. Billy's reply?
-->'''Billy:''' It's cool. I used to be sad about it, but then [[CassandraTruth a wizard gave me magical powers and now I can visit them in hell whenever I want!]]
** Billy leaves...not before stealing his jersey.
* Wonder Woman's EstablishingCharacterMoment.
** She is a LargeHam FishOutOfWater and practically mugs an ice-cream vendor for free ice-cream at the suggestion of a nearby girl. She gets excited from tasting it for the first time. She even immediately jumps to violence should negotiations break down. Also, she doesn't have a nice impression of the USA politicians.
-->'''Wonder Women:''' Oh huff. I am a warrior, Steve. I will not sit idly by and chatter with empty headed politicians like that [[TakeThat Clinton]] guy you introduced me. [[MythologyGag The man kept asking if I was an intern for some reason.]]
** Steve's statement as to why Wonder Woman needs to play nice.
-->'''Steve:''' But like George W, you need to set an example. [[TakeThat Unlike George W, you need to set a good example.]]
* Dr Stone's reason for not supporting his son's career path? He doesn't want a JerkJock for a son to remind him of his own treatment in high school.
* Superman's states that the Daily Planet is just a stepping to his end goal, [[TakeThat Fox News.]]
-->'''Batman:''' [[WithFriendsLikeThese The more you talk, the more I want to find a way to hurt you.]]
* When Green Lantern suggests breaking the boomtube.
-->'''Batman:''' Look, I understand that you two want to see who the biggest moron is, but now isn't the time.
* Upon Apokolips invasion,
-->'''Superman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh my god, the Chinese are invading!!]]
** When Wonder Woman seeks Hera's approval to whether or not to negotiate with the parademons, she just tells Wonder Woman to kill them all.
** Victor's transformation into Cyborg. He had to be rebuilt out of a jukebox, a VHS, a NES and various other junk/spare parts using the nanites to update and assimilate them all constantly till as quoted by Dr Stone: "In hours, he will be more advanced than the latest bullshit from Apple." After initially flat-lining from the injection, Hannah asks this:
-->'''Hannah:''' Did it work?
** When saving his father and his colleagues, Cyborg finds out that a few pieces of junk didn't quite assimilate nicely into his systems as his speakers starts blaring songs while shooting the parademons with a ''VideoGame/DuckHunt'' HUD. When speaking normally, he occasionally ends up [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics instead.]] This trait would stick with him for the rest of the Justice League movies.
* Darkseid and Dassad's conversation has the latter speaking to him like some sickening sweetheart. Darkseid is actually disturbed and tells him to quit it.
* After Green Lantern takes care of a wave of mooks, [[TemptingFate he thinks they are winning]]. Cue another wave bigger than the last pop up.
* Green Lantern lampshades that Batman sounds [[GutturalGrowler constipated]]. Later when Green Lantern takes leadership he proceeds to do a Batman impression [[DidISayThatOutLoud without realizing it]]. Wonder Women's response?
-->'''Wonder Women:''' [[BrickJoke You sounded constipated, like our bat comrade!]]
* When Diana offers her sword, Hal Jordan is more than happy to reply that she [[FreudWasRight can have his sword]] anytime. Cue Superman barging in.
-->'''Superman:''' Son, unless that ring of yours is an engagement ring, don't even finish that sentence.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[LameComeback Wow, you are tall.]]
-->'''Wonder Women:''' I appreciate thy assistance Superman but I can handle a fool.
-->'''Superman:''' Nonsense! I shall protect your maiden virtue!!
-->'''Wonder Women:''' Make that two fools...
* Realizing that Superman will never accept any superhero that isn't from USA and they really do not have time for infighting, Batman resorts to telling him that Themyscira is in ''Hawaii''.
* Upon Shazam's arrival,
-->'''Superman:''' You know we used to burn people like you.
* Cyborg's warning of Darkseid to the Justice League is a little bit late, as Batman simply describes him appearing on Earth.
-->'''Batman:''' Rock-like giant with glowing red eyes?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Actually, yeah. How do you know?
-->'''Batman:''' He's over there. (''cue Darkseid's arrival with ominous music'')
** In response to Darkseid's arrival:
-->'''Superman:''' [[HypocriticalHumor All aliens are stupid and must be stopped!!]]
-->'''Batman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can't argue with that logic.]]
* Darkseid's reason for coming here? [[TakeThat He is Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.]]
* Upon seeing Darkseid aiming his Omega Beams at both of them, Flash tells Superman to [[Film/TheWizardOfOz click his red boots together and say there is no place like home]] and run the hell away.
* Cyborg's glorious LampshadeHanging at why modern superheroes must have DaddyIssues.
* How does the Justice League minus Superman and Batman plan to stop Darkseid? Just do what they do best complete with Cyborg using his in-built jukebox as BGM.
* How does Dassad torture [[NighInvulnerable Superman]]? Play [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys French]] [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment music into]] [[CaptainPatriotic his]] ears.
** Batman sneaks up to Dassad by posing as a talking [[TheUnintelligible parademon]].
* When the Justice League attack Darkseid, Captain Marvel goes LeeroyJenkins on the team. After getting sent flying aside, Wonder Women [[WhatTheHellHero chews him out]] and threatens him that she will turn him into ''[[GroinAttack Miss Marvel]]'' if he does that again.
* When Flash needs a crowbar to destroy Darkseid's eye, he just grabs it from a nearby firemen without even asking.
-->'''Fireman:''' [[CallBack Did I just get mugged?]]
* When Superman comes back from Apokolips to finish off Darkseid, he proceeds to sing [[IncrediblyLamePun "O Say, Can You See" while using his heat vision on his eyes before closing with a "No you can't".]] Finally, ending with this one-liner.
-->'''Superman:''' [[BrickJoke Go back to China!!]]
* After Cyborg catches Billy when he returns to his child form, his first thoughts when he sets him down on a couch?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Aww hell naw. I can't have a dead white kid on my hands. [[TakeThat I can hear Fox News watching me right now.]]
** Billy begs Cyborg to keep his child identity secret from the others especially Batman, thinking that he doesn't like kids very much.
* The day is saved but they have [[RealityEnsues a lynch mob on their heels due to the large-scale collateral rampage]]. They had to ask the President to officially recognize them as the Justice League of America to avoid bad PR.
** The reason why they are called the Justice League of America? Superman asked the President to call them that if not he will leave.
* When Superman asks Wonder Women what should he do in the event that he would have to live through the [[spoiler:infamous neck-snapping scene]] from ''Film/ManOfSteel'' and she even admits that there is no right answer since everyone has a different sense of justice, it turns out that he asked that question because he killed Dassad upon breaking out.
-->'''Batman:''' [[CatchPhrase No!! He was people!!]]
* Finally, Flash asks Cyborg for a [[BreakingTheFourthWall good closing song]]. His answer? "War" by Edwin Starr.
* TheStinger has the Ocean Master announce his declaration of war on the surface world...in the middle of the ocean with no one the hear him. [[LampshadeHanging He even wonders why he did that.]]
* A deleted scene has WonderWomen having to deal with a religious mob since her very existence will throw all the religions into chaos. The group is called '''[[FunWithAcronyms C.R.A.P]]''' which is short for '''C'''hristians '''R'''aging '''A'''gainst '''P'''antheons while according to them there is another anti-superhero group called '''[[FunWithAcronyms S.H.I.T]]''' which is short for '''S'''uper '''H'''ero '''I'''ntolerence '''T'''eam having their rally next week.
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[[folder:Justice League War Abridged]]
* The trailer for the ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueWar'' parody, which is basically one big ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' parody. Then at the end we hear Superman's voice-over:
-->'''Superman:''' No, it's not gonna be like Avengers. Pretty close though.
* The beginning has the news report on the alien attacks.
-->'''News Reporter:''' More reports are coming in all over the country of violent attacks from the alien invader. [[BaitAndSwitch He's reported to be mostly wearing blue or red cape and said look like a total douche. If you see him, don't try to engage him. He's considered extremely dangerous not to mention completely misguided, I mean the guy single-handedly burned down all the Taco Bells in five cities. For the love of God, someone stop Superman!!]]
* Green Lantern hailing Batman using his ring to form the Batsignal, only for it to run flat.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' (''ring fizzes out'') Ah crap, forgot to charge this thing. [[MotorMouth Inbrightestdayinblackestnightnoevilshallescapemysightforthosewhoworshipevil'smightbewaremypowergreenlanternslight]] (''signal starts up'') Ah there we go!!
* After the encounter with the mook posing as Batman.
-->'''Batman:''' [[AdaptationDisplacement I thought you are black?]]
-->'''Green Lantern:''' No, that's the other guy.[[labelnote:aka]] [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague John Stewart]] [[/labelnote]]
** Green Lantern flashes his light on Batman. He is not amused.
-->'''Batman:''' [[DoubleEntendre Will you quit flashing me?]]
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Heheheheheh, flashing you.]]
* After the Flash in his Barry Allen guise delivers food the local police station, one of the workers states that he took too long. His response?
-->'''Flash:''' Well, I guess the fastest man alive isn't going to be fast enough to save someone's burning house tonight.
* Victor Stone's football game has him using Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} references for his plays. The sports commentators just roll along with it while the entire audience save for one Billy Bastion don't get it.
* The entirety of Green Lantern and Batman's first encounter with Superman.
** Green Lantern thinks Superman is a [[TemptingFate reasonable guy and just can be talked into teaming up]]. Batman counts from 10, 9 before jumping to 1, cue Green Lantern getting sent flying into him.
** Superman thinks Green Lantern and Batman is a witch and a goth respectively.
** When Green Lantern thinks the S on Superman means Spain, Superman proceed to break out and state that if he repeats any of the words in his previous sentence about saving Spain, he will kill him and then [[Film/SupermanTheMovie fly around the Earth fast enough to turn back time so that he can kill him again.]]
** After Batman stops Superman by saying his identity of Clark Kent, he returns the favor by unmasking Batman as Bruce Wayne using his X-ray vision. Green Lantern has a personal grudge against him.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Oh man, I hate that rich prick. He bought Ferris Air out of the blue and then fired me- [[EurekaMoment Oh, you suck so much.]]
** Apparently, Superman is like this because his was raised in the rural Midwest where Smallville is located, meaning he was taught creationism from young and thought dinosaur bones are the work of the devil.
* Billy visiting Victor in the locker room. When Victor [[InnocentlyInsensitive tells Billy to go back to his parents unaware that he is an orphan]], he immediately apologizes upon realizing that. Billy's reply?
-->'''Billy:''' It's cool. I used to be sad about it, but then [[CassandraTruth a wizard gave me magical powers and now I can visit them in hell whenever I want!]]
** Billy leaves...not before stealing his jersey.
* Wonder Woman's EstablishingCharacterMoment.
** She is a LargeHam FishOutOfWater and practically mugs an ice-cream vendor for free ice-cream at the suggestion of a nearby girl. She gets excited from tasting it for the first time. She even immediately jumps to violence should negotiations break down. Also, she doesn't have a nice impression of the USA politicians.
-->'''Wonder Women:''' Oh huff. I am a warrior, Steve. I will not sit idly by and chatter with empty headed politicians like that [[TakeThat Clinton]] guy you introduced me. [[MythologyGag The man kept asking if I was an intern for some reason.]]
** Steve's statement as to why Wonder Woman needs to play nice.
-->'''Steve:''' But like George W, you need to set an example. [[TakeThat Unlike George W, you need to set a good example.]]
* Dr Stone's reason for not supporting his son's career path? He doesn't want a JerkJock for a son to remind him of his own treatment in high school.
* Superman's states that the Daily Planet is just a stepping to his end goal, [[TakeThat Fox News.]]
-->'''Batman:''' [[WithFriendsLikeThese The more you talk, the more I want to find a way to hurt you.]]
* When Green Lantern suggests breaking the boomtube.
-->'''Batman:''' Look, I understand that you two want to see who the biggest moron is, but now isn't the time.
* Upon Apokolips invasion,
-->'''Superman:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Oh my god, the Chinese are invading!!]]
** When Wonder Woman seeks Hera's approval to whether or not to negotiate with the parademons, she just tells Wonder Woman to kill them all.
** Victor's transformation into Cyborg. He had to be rebuilt out of a jukebox, a VHS, a NES and various other junk/spare parts using the nanites to update and assimilate them all constantly till as quoted by Dr Stone: "In hours, he will be more advanced than the latest bullshit from Apple." After initially flat-lining from the injection, Hannah asks this:
-->'''Hannah:''' Did it work?
** When saving his father and his colleagues, Cyborg finds out that a few pieces of junk didn't quite assimilate nicely into his systems as his speakers starts blaring songs while shooting the parademons with a ''VideoGame/DuckHunt'' HUD. When speaking normally, he occasionally ends up [[WaxingLyrical quoting song lyrics instead.]] This trait would stick with him for the rest of the Justice League movies.
* Darkseid and Dassad's conversation has the latter speaking to him like some sickening sweetheart. Darkseid is actually disturbed and tells him to quit it.
* After Green Lantern takes care of a wave of mooks, [[TemptingFate he thinks they are winning]]. Cue another wave bigger than the last pop up.
* Green Lantern lampshades that Batman sounds [[GutturalGrowler constipated]]. Later when Green Lantern takes leadership he proceeds to do a Batman impression [[DidISayThatOutLoud without realizing it]]. Wonder Women's response?
-->'''Wonder Women:''' [[BrickJoke You sounded constipated, like our bat comrade!]]
* When Diana offers her sword, Hal Jordan is more than happy to reply that she [[FreudWasRight can have his sword]] anytime. Cue Superman barging in.
-->'''Superman:''' Son, unless that ring of yours is an engagement ring, don't even finish that sentence.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' [[LameComeback Wow, you are tall.]]
-->'''Wonder Women:''' I appreciate thy assistance Superman but I can handle a fool.
-->'''Superman:''' Nonsense! I shall protect your maiden virtue!!
-->'''Wonder Women:''' Make that two fools...
* Realizing that Superman will never accept any superhero that isn't from USA and they really do not have time for infighting, Batman resorts to telling him that Themyscira is in ''Hawaii''.
* Upon Shazam's arrival,
-->'''Superman:''' You know we used to burn people like you.
* Cyborg's warning of Darkseid to the Justice League is a little bit late, as Batman simply describes him appearing on Earth.
-->'''Batman:''' Rock-like giant with glowing red eyes?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Actually, yeah. How do you know?
-->'''Batman:''' He's over there. (''cue Darkseid's arrival with ominous music'')
** In response to Darkseid's arrival:
-->'''Superman:''' [[HypocriticalHumor All aliens are stupid and must be stopped!!]]
-->'''Batman:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can't argue with that logic.]]
* Darkseid's reason for coming here? [[TakeThat He is Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.]]
* Upon seeing Darkseid aiming his Omega Beams at both of them, Flash tells Superman to [[Film/TheWizardOfOz click his red boots together and say there is no place like home]] and run the hell away.
* Cyborg's glorious LampshadeHanging at why modern superheroes must have DaddyIssues.
* How does the Justice League minus Superman and Batman plan to stop Darkseid? Just do what they do best complete with Cyborg using his in-built jukebox as BGM.
* How does Dassad torture [[NighInvulnerable Superman]]? Play [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys French]] [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment music into]] [[CaptainPatriotic his]] ears.
** Batman sneaks up to Dassad by posing as a talking [[TheUnintelligible parademon]].
* When the Justice League attack Darkseid, Captain Marvel goes LeeroyJenkins on the team. After getting sent flying aside, Wonder Women [[WhatTheHellHero chews him out]] and threatens him that she will turn him into ''[[GroinAttack Miss Marvel]]'' if he does that again.
* When Flash needs a crowbar to destroy Darkseid's eye, he just grabs it from a nearby firemen without even asking.
-->'''Fireman:''' [[CallBack Did I just get mugged?]]
* When Superman comes back from Apokolips to finish off Darkseid, he proceeds to sing [[IncrediblyLamePun "O Say, Can You See" while using his heat vision on his eyes before closing with a "No you can't".]] Finally, ending with this one-liner.
-->'''Superman:''' [[BrickJoke Go back to China!!]]
* After Cyborg catches Billy when he returns to his child form, his first thoughts when he sets him down on a couch?
-->'''Cyborg:''' Aww hell naw. I can't have a dead white kid on my hands. [[TakeThat I can hear Fox News watching me right now.]]
** Billy begs Cyborg to keep his child identity secret from the others especially Batman, thinking that he doesn't like kids very much.
* The day is saved but they have [[RealityEnsues a lynch mob on their heels due to the large-scale collateral rampage]]. They had to ask the President to officially recognize them as the Justice League of America to avoid bad PR.
** The reason why they are called the Justice League of America? Superman asked the President to call them that if not he will leave.
* When Superman asks Wonder Women what should he do in the event that he would have to live through the [[spoiler:infamous neck-snapping scene]] from ''Film/ManOfSteel'' and she even admits that there is no right answer since everyone has a different sense of justice, it turns out that he asked that question because he killed Dassad upon breaking out.
-->'''Batman:''' [[CatchPhrase No!! He was people!!]]
* Finally, Flash asks Cyborg for a [[BreakingTheFourthWall good closing song]]. His answer? "War" by Edwin Starr.
* TheStinger has the Ocean Master announce his declaration of war on the surface world...in the middle of the ocean with no one the hear him. [[LampshadeHanging He even wonders why he did that.]]
* A deleted scene has WonderWomen having to deal with a religious mob since her very existence will throw all the religions into chaos. The group is called '''[[FunWithAcronyms C.R.A.P]]''' which is short for '''C'''hristians '''R'''aging '''A'''gainst '''P'''antheons while according to them there is another anti-superhero group called '''[[FunWithAcronyms S.H.I.T]]''' which is short for '''S'''uper '''H'''ero '''I'''ntolerence '''T'''eam having their rally next week.
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