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-->'''The SHC General:''' Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 -- Aw, f*ck that shit! I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw, f*ck that shit!
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-->'''The SHC General:''' Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 -- Aw, f*ck ⚡💀⭐🌀 that shit! I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw, f*ck ⚡💀⭐🌀 that shit!
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** "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN BLOCK?"
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** "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN BLOCK?"
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* "WARNING, WARNING, AIRLOCK OPEN, AIR PRESSURE COMPROMISED"
** "THROW THE ALIEN OUT AND SHUT THE BLOODY DOOR"
** "YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU"
** "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN BLOCK"
** "IT'S THE Z BUTTON, YOU FOOL"
** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING THAT YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR. IDIOT"
** "LOOK, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL, PICK HIM UP AND CHUCK HIM OUT"
** "THROW THE ALIEN OUT AND SHUT THE BLOODY DOOR"
** "YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU"
** "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN BLOCK"
** "IT'S THE Z BUTTON, YOU FOOL"
** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING THAT YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR. IDIOT"
** "LOOK, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL, PICK HIM UP AND CHUCK HIM OUT"
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* "WARNING, WARNING, The FinalBoss battle with [[XenomorphXerox Heinrich]] has a computer saying "WARNING. WARNING. AIRLOCK OPEN, OPEN. AIR PRESSURE COMPROMISED"
COMPROMISED." throughout. And if you screw around, the computer will scold and even insult you.
** "THROW THE ALIEN OUT AND SHUT THE BLOODYDOOR"
DOOR."
** "YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, AREYOU"
YOU?"
** "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CANBLOCK"
BLOCK?"
** "IT'S THE Z BUTTON, YOUFOOL"
FOOL."
** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING THAT YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR.IDIOT"
IDIOT."
** "LOOK, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL, PICK HIM UP AND CHUCK HIMOUT"OUT."
** "THROW THE ALIEN OUT AND SHUT THE BLOODY
** "YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE
** "DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN
** "IT'S THE Z BUTTON, YOU
** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING THAT YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR.
** "LOOK, YOU STUPID SQUIRREL, PICK HIM UP AND CHUCK HIM
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* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Suzie]] 9mm!"
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* "[[IncrediblyLamePun "[[{{Pun}} Suzie]] 9mm!"
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* The Sloprano Chapter involves Conker entering Poo Mountain and running into a Dung Beatle who had a run-in with a monster in there. [[{{Greed}} Because it has money]], Conker tries finding it but has to feed Sweet Corn to an unknown voice in a pit full of poo. Conker does just that and... A ''giant poo monster'' comes out holding sweet corn, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic complete with epic opera music]] and he eats the Sweet Corn. Then he sings...
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* The Sloprano Chapter involves Conker entering Poo Mountain and running into a Dung Beatle who had a run-in with a monster in there. [[{{Greed}} Because it has money]], Conker tries finding it but has to feed Sweet Corn to an unknown voice in a pit full of poo. Conker does just that and... A ''giant poo monster'' comes out holding sweet corn, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic complete with epic opera music]] and music]], then he eats inserts the Sweet Corn.sweet corn in his mouth to act as a tooth. Then he sings...
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* How the Professor dies: By getting sucked out into space. His rant is funny already but it's even better when he states that not only did he have the means that could have stopped his death but didn't apply them, he realizes that it was his own idea of going to space in the first place. How ironic that the "smart guy" didn't see this coming...
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* How the Professor dies: By getting sucked out into space. His rant is funny already but it's even better when he states that not only did he have the means that could have stopped his death but didn't apply them, he realizes that it was his own idea of going to space in the first place. [[DidntThinkThisThrough How ironic that the "smart guy" didn't see this coming...]]
** Furthermore, it's such a contrast to how genuinely menacing he was in the previous cutscene, having successfully orchestrated a plan to kill the Panther King using Heinrich and then sicking the xenomorph onto Conker. When Conker opens the airlock, the Professor is panicking and desperately trying to save himself only to eventually be sucked out in a pitifully anticlimactic manner.
** Furthermore, it's such a contrast to how genuinely menacing he was in the previous cutscene, having successfully orchestrated a plan to kill the Panther King using Heinrich and then sicking the xenomorph onto Conker. When Conker opens the airlock, the Professor is panicking and desperately trying to save himself only to eventually be sucked out in a pitifully anticlimactic manner.
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** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR. IDIOT"
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** "NO, NOT THE WALL, IT'S THE LARGE EXIT THING THAT YOU WANT TO BE AIMING FOR. IDIOT"
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* The fact that the cheese fed to the mouse early on not only has eyes but also yells.
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* The fact that the cheese fed to the mouse early on not only has eyes but also yells. Ditto the pieces of corn you encounter later. The little screams and the way they plead for their lives is hilarious, in a dark way.
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'''Conker:''' ''(to Fangy)'' Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though.
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'''Conker:''' ''(to Fangy)'' Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time we should go for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean.veg. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though.
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* The fact that the Panther King [[IdiotPlot needed a scientist to figure out that his table had a missing leg. And the solution that said scientist came up with was to simply fetch a red squirrel (of which there happens to be ''only one of'' in the entire land) and use it to replace the leg.]]
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* The fact that the Panther King [[IdiotPlot needed a scientist to figure out that his table had a missing leg. And the solution that said scientist came up with was to simply fetch a red squirrel (of which there happens to be ''only one of'' in the entire land) and use it to replace the leg.]]
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--->'''Tediz Doctors 1 and 2:''' *Random Tediz Gibberish*
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--->'''Tediz Doctors 1 and 2:''' *Random ''(random Tediz Gibberish*gibberish)''
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* Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines:
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* Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines:best ones include, but are by no means limited to:
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'''Two Tediz doctors:''' Now if you were to give [[MediumAwareness this game]], to say, [[SelfDeprecation 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do]]? Let's face it, what would it do-- ''(click)'' What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- ''(random Tediz gibberish)''\\
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** And the always-classic [[https://youtu.be/V3ATRoJgOrU?t=451 "This is a bit different"]] cutscene between the two Tediz Doctors, specifically the ones who are acting "Out Of Character" by speaking perfectly good English and smoking cigarettes, is also incredibly amusing:
--->'''Tediz Doctor 1:''' Really. that's incredible.
--->'''Tediz Doctor 2:''' What if you were to give [[MediumAwareness this game]] to say, [[SelfDeprecation twenty... intelligent people.]] I mean, what would that do? Let's face it. What would it do?
--->'''Tediz Doctor 1:''' Really, that's interesting.
--->(Conker is loading up his machine gun off-screen)
--->'''Tediz Doctor 2:''' What the ⚡💀⭐🌀! It's that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character!
--->'''Tediz Doctors 1 and 2:''' *Random Tediz Gibberish*
--->'''Tediz Doctor 1:''' Really. that's incredible.
--->'''Tediz Doctor 2:''' What if you were to give [[MediumAwareness this game]] to say, [[SelfDeprecation twenty... intelligent people.]] I mean, what would that do? Let's face it. What would it do?
--->'''Tediz Doctor 1:''' Really, that's interesting.
--->(Conker is loading up his machine gun off-screen)
--->'''Tediz Doctor 2:''' What the ⚡💀⭐🌀! It's that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character!
--->'''Tediz Doctors 1 and 2:''' *Random Tediz Gibberish*
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'''Imp 1:''' Oh! Okay, ''({{literal|minded}}ly shoves the cigar up his ass)''
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'''Imp 1:''' Oh! Okay, Okay. ''({{literal|minded}}ly shoves the cigar up his ass)''
