History Funny / Community

** During the hot dog scene, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] a woman can be seen leaving a room wiping her mouth, and shortly after her a man leaves zipping up his pants. What makes this joke even funnier is how it was a complete ThrowItIn: it was apparently happening so far in the background that ''the producers themselves'' [[http://paradigms-of-a-time-lord-memory.tumblr.com/post/22084223302 didn't notice it until it was pointed out to them]].
*** There's also Jeff getting a hot dog from Garret's hot dog cart... and then, [[OnSecondNote after considering it for a moment]], [[StealthInsult handing it back to Garret]].

*** Furthermore, when Dr. Heidi [[spoiler:then tries to convince them that [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Greendale is Purgatory and he's really the Devil]], a dramatic zoom-in and DutchAngle focuses on Troy as he proclaims "IKnewIt!" ...[[AntiClimax shortly followed by]] [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Jeff angrily slapping him]]. "Stop letting him make you realize stuff!"]]

--->'''Dean:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do people]] ''[[ShouldntWeBeInSchoolNow go]]'' [[LampshadeHanging to classes?!]]

** And of course, the title of the episode [[ExospeakGag is basically a pun about]] the show "taking the piss" out of Creator/DickWolf.

** The entire sequence in which it is revealed that Greendale Community College is actually [[spoiler:an asylum, in a nod to ''Film/ShutterIsland''. The study group -- actually patients in the asylum -- are seen acting out "Aerodynamics of Gender", the two-part Season 2 finale, and "Regional Holiday Music". At the end of the sequence, where they seem to be simultaneously acting out ''both'' "Paradigms of Human Memory" and "Remedial Chaos Theory", a doctor -- played by Dean Pelton -- turns to another doctor -- played by Garrett (who is [[HongKongDub obviously dubbed over]] with Dan Harmon's voice) -- and asks if their lithium dosages should be increased. Doctor-Garrett instead decides to cause the show's BottleEpisode by confiscating one of their pens.]]

* From "Studies in Modern Movement": [[ShaggyDogStory "HE TWEETED IT!!!!!"]]

** The fight between the Dean and Jeff in the green screen room while stock footage and a cover of Christopher Cross's "Sailing" plays was surreal and priceless.

-->'''Jeff:''' Jeffery, this is my ''[=sister's=]'' outfit!

--->'''Abed:''' ''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment This December will be the December of our December!]]''

----> ''"You're welcome! You're welcome! For all that I bring/ to the world! I'm Baby Boomer Santa/I'm an American pearl!"''

Boopie doopie boop doop sex!''\\

--->'''Pierce:''' Corporate espionage, I ''like'' it! [[ShoePhone Microphones hidden in lipstick]], [[RussianReversal lipstick hidden in microphones]], and the deadliest weapon of them all - ''[[GoSeduceMyArchnemesis Penis]] [[HoneyTrap flytrap]][[GroinAttack !]]''

---> '''Britta''': ''(to Subway)'' Subway, I love you!\\
'''Agent''': ''(to Subway)'' Shut up. ''(slams door)''

--->'''Dean:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Do people go]] [[LampshadeHanging to classes?!]]
** Shirley's text back to her husband explaining why she can't return home yet as she gets involved in the pillow fight.
--->"I'll be home late, Sugar Boots. Abed hurt Troy's feelings by being a robot. Need to stay with my boy to make sure Britta doesn't put him on the weed. Please record Forensic Files. :)"

** Pierce being sent to a medic after the Battle of Big Bulletin Board, being diagnosed with "broken glasses, a hurt finger, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and erectile dysfunction]]." He then claims that "...[[BlatantLies had never happened to him ever before]]."

** The subverted FakeOutMakeOut when Star-Burns is fleeing from Troy and Abed. "The explanation isn't the issue!"

** Britta is the 'technician' who [[EnhanceButton enhances a photo]], only she completely fails at it, and is never seen again for the rest of the episode.
-->"I can also help! As a psych major I could pr- --[[SmashCut DUN DUN]]--
** Leslie Hendrix as Dr. Rodgers (the "coroner" of the yam), straight out of an actual ''Series/LawAndOrder'' episode.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE6txLeO4zA Annie's gloating and victory dance when she gets Todd to confess.]]
** "I'm sorry about my partner. He's been on edge [[GoodCopBadCop ever since we switched]]."
** "[[Series/TheWire A man's got to have a code]]."
*** The lead-up to that: "[[SeriousBusiness I'm upholding the promise of the pinky swear]]."
** And of course, the title of the episode is basically a pun about the show "taking the piss" out of Creator/DickWolf.

** A brief flashback of Britta coming into the study room, pale, disheveled and covered in twigs and leaves with messy hair.

** The Dean literally chasing out some poor woman going to Greendale because she and Annie were wearing the same outfit.
** The entire sequence in which it is revealed that Greendale Community College is actually [[spoiler:an asylum, in a nod to ''Film/ShutterIsland''. The study group - actually patients in the asylum - are seen acting out the trampoline episode and the paintball episodes. At the end of the sequence, a doctor, played by Dean Pelton, turns to another doctor, played by Garrett (who is [[HongKongDub obviously dubbed over]] with Dan Harmon's voice), and asks if their lithium dosages should be increased. Doctor!Garrett instead decides to cause the show's BottleEpisode by confiscating one of their pens.]]
*** This in turn is revealed to be [[spoiler:[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome a pretty obvious lie]], as Annie has a Greendale backpack, Shirley sees her kids every day, and ''Abed has over a thousand photos of the college on his phone''.]]
** When Dr. Heidi asks if they ever even learned Spanish, Pierce responds (in the most confident tone possible) [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels "My hunger is fireman suspenders."]]

** Annie's ridiculously [[LargeHam over-the-top]] SkywardScream when everyone initially decides to leave after she notices her pen being missing.

--->'''Britta:''' (to Annie) Oh, so if ''I'' took it, it's larceny, but if you find it under [[TeamMom Mother Hen]], it's a mere mistake!\\

*** There's also Annie's ridiculously intense expression when Britta [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext starts talking about Guantanamo Bay after emptying her backpack]].
** As it turns out, Abed ''accidentally'' started keeping a chart of the girl's menstrual cycles.

*** Even more priceless is Pierce's reaction to the whol mess. He is downright ''impressed'' by Abed.

** Abed ''really'' wanting to avert having a BottleEpisode.
--->'''Jeff:''' Do you know what this is?!\\
'''Abed:''' Yep.\\
'''Jeff:''' Shut up.\\
''(later)''\\
'''Jeff:''' That's it! Lock-down! Abed, lock those doors! We are finding this pen! (dials phone) Hi Gwynifer, I can't come. (beat) Well, tell your disappointment to suck it, I'M DOING A BOTTLE EPISODE! ''(drops phone)''
*** Immediately after that, there's the way Abed just points at Jeff as if to say "He said it, I didn't."
** Coming off of this is Abed explaining [[TakeThatUs why he hates]] bottle episodes:
--->'''Abed:''' (when asked if he stole the pen as to invoke a bottle episode) I wouldn't do that! I ''hate'' bottle episodes! [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall It's just wall-to-wall facial expressions and emotional nuance.]] Might as well sit in the corner with a bucket on my head.
** While all this is going on, everyone else at Greendale is outside at a [[CutenessProximity Puppy Parade]], with [[RealMenWearPink Troy and Abed being]] ''especially'' ticked they won't be able to watch it because of the search for the pen.
--->'''Britta:''' (when Troy gets ready to leave) Where do you think ''you're'' going?!
--->'''Troy:''' Uh, have you '''ever''' gone to a Puppy Parade halfway through, Britta? ([[HaHaHaNo briefly laughs before glaring at her]]) It is ''pointless.''
*** As seen during TheTag, one of the floats has a kitten and a puppy together as a message for equality.
--->'''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Dean]]:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Oh, now this feels a little preachy. Boo! Boo!]]

*** While Troy freaks out because the pen isn't there, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Pierce tries to eat the Slim Jim.]]

--->'''Dean:''' What the ''hell'' did you people do in there?!\\

''({{beat}})''\\
'''Dean:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Non-miraculous?!]]
** [[spoiler: ''Annie's Boobs'']] stole the pen, and all of Annie's other pens. [[EasterEgg And you can even see them do it in the episode!]]

--> '''Abed:''' ''(incoherent whimpering)''\\

---->''[Shirley and Jeff have just been exiled to the Outlands]''\\

'''Britta:''' Actually, keep the tray tables where they ''are'', Koogler! The rule of the Fives is over! ''[triumphantly raises her phone along with all of the people behind her]'' '''''LONG LIVE THE REVIEW-LUTION!'''''\\

'''Jeff:''' All right! ''(high-fives each of the Bros in turn''] Track, Mulch, [[OddNameOut Dave]], Herpee, Clutch, Dirtmouth, Rope, Tinkles, Catwoman, [[OddNameOut Steve]] ...Keep it floppy! Haul it, ball it, never call it! [[RefugeInAudacity Girls are objects]]!\\

--->'''Hickey:''' I mean, the cost of flowers ''alone''...\\

** The RunningGag of Jeff's comedy act basically consisting of weirdly-specific jokes regarding how much the Twos apparently love apples. Easily the best moment is [[CensoredForComedy an instance of his swearing being suddenly censored right after a joke]].

'''Koogler:''' Okay, everyone, so please sit back and put your chairs in the ''party position!''\\
''[The sheet in front of the door of the Fives' stronghold suddenly falls down, revealing Britta standing there with an entire army of Ones]''\\
'''Britta:''' Actually, you're going to want to leave those chairs right exactly where they ''are'', Koogler! ''[triumphantly raises her phone along with all of the Ones behind her]'' '''''LONG LIVE THE REVIEW-LUTION!'''''\\
'''Chang:''' ''[horrified]'' '''[[BigNo NO!!!]]'''\\
'''Koogler:''' ''[[[SkewedPriorities looks at the fallen sheet in surprise]]]'' ...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint That comes down]]?

--->'''Shirley:''' ''[scoffs at Jeff]'' Oh, and you ''clearly'' [[SarcasmMode hate being in control]]!\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[quickly] No!'' ...I ''love it!''

** The fact that some of the character names are ridiculously silly, especially Tiny Nuggins and Crouton.

** "[[ItMakeesSenseInContext BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS]]!"

* "Celebrity Pharmacology" has Pierce completely derailing Annie's anti-drug play aimed at middle schoolers.
** Even before Pierce's antics start up, the play is clearly StylisticSuck at best. Everyone is dressed up in costumes for no apparent reason (Jeff and Britta in abysmal "cool cat" suits, Abed and Troy as bees, and Shirley as a crayon). Everyone also turns out to be utterly ''terrible'' at acting, with the arguable exception of Pierce..
----> ''(Pierce jumps out from behind Jeff's coffin holding two sparklers and wearing a clown wig)''\\
'''Britta:''' [[BadBadActing Look, it's DRUGS! With a crazy wig and sparklers!]]\\
'''Pierce:''' POOOOOOKEEEEMOOON! ''(The kids cheer as Pierce makes silly noises)''\\
'''Shirley:''' I don't think that's right, Drugs.\\
'''Pierce:''' Nobody asked you, ''Crayon''.
** After Pierce is literally dragged off-stage, the kids start pelting everyone with baseballs when they try to summarize the {{Aesop}} and demanding Pierce come back in stage. And then...
----> '''Pierce:''' ''(throws a smoke bomb in the ground)'' I'm BAAAACK! ''(Cackles)'' Ain't no party without DRUGS! ''(Walks into the audience as the kids applaud him and cheer him on)''\\
'''Little Girl:''' ''(hugs him)'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice I love you, drugs!]]
** To rectify it, they send Chang onto the stage in Pierce's drug costume.
--> '''Chang:''' [[LargeHam GREETINGS, you little SNOTS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!]]\\
'''Girl:''' You're not drugs!\\
'''Chang:''' [[LargeHam Oh, but I]] ''[[LargeHam aaaaaaaaam!]]'' [[LargeHam Dissapointeeeeeeeed?]] ''[[LargeHam Did you EXPECT me to stay the same FOREVAH?!]]'' [[LargeHam 'Cause that's not what drugs does, baby!]] [[LargeHam I'm gonna deep fry your dog and eat your mama's face! I'm gonna wear your little brother's SKIN like]] ''[[LargeHam pajamas!]]''

** Annie throwing a toddler-like tantrum, complete with banging her fists on the table and screeching "I WANNA WIN!"

*** The [[NoJustNoReaction ENTIRE GROUP'S reaction]] to this story: Pierce is grinning, Annie and Shirley are shocked, Troy is confused, Abed is annoyed, and Britta and Jeff are shocked as well.

** The {{Improvised Weapon}}s everyone (aside from Britta, who has a SinisterSwitchblade) arms themselves with near the end of the episode. The vast majority of them are pretty sensible (Shirley has a [[GrievousBottleyHarm broken bottle]], Pierce has the aforementioned fire extinguisher, Annie has [[ShearMenace a pair of scissors]], and Abed has [[ChairmanOfTheBrawl a folding chair]])... while [[TheDitz Troy]] arms himself by ''using pens as WolverineClaws''.

** Jeff's comment that at the end of the sentence he's speaking, 100 people will have died in China. Troy looks up in absolute horror and screams "WHY ''[{{Beat}}]'' DID YOU STOP TALKING?" and proceeds to call his penpal & ask if they're okay, before ending the call a second later because the call is costing 7 dollars.

** A clip showing that Abed finds Daylight Saving Time [[AbsurdPhobia extremely distressing]].

--->'''Shirley''': Don't give me that look! [[BewareTheNiceOnes These are your loose ends; I'm just tying them up!]]

-->'''AC Student:''' Let's take him to the Infinite Labrynith of Eternal Ice!\\
'''Troy:''' No! No! Take him to ''the police.'' He ''murdered'' someone, take him to ''jail.'' You guys are ''weird.''

Season 4 is generally considered to be [[SophomoreSlump the worst season]], evening being retconned as "the gas leak year", but that doesn't mean it's devoid of laughs.

-->'''Jeff''': This can't be good. He's dressed as himself.\\\

* "Alternative History Of The German Invasion": Abed shushing Annie after she pointed out that a 4-pronged trident should be called a quadrudent.

** Britta's [[{{Adorkable}} :D face]] when the Dean reveals that Jeff is meeting his dad for Thanksgiving.

--->'''Annie''': This is the Jonestown of dinners.\\
'''Troy''': I feel like I'm in jail. And you know what happens to guys like me in jail! They get really into push-ups, and I am fine with my upper body the way it is!

*** A subtle detail makes the whole thing even funnier: While everyone else is clearly freaked out by Abed's mental breakdown, [[ShipTease Britta is]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage visibly turned on]] when Abed starts acting like a "sexy cat".

''(Chang immediately removes his polygraph monitor, gets up from his chair, and leaves the room without saying a word)''

'''Abed:''' No.\\
''(the scientists quickly nod to confirm that he is telling the truth and the Study Group breathes a collective sigh of relief)''

---->'''Shirley:''' It's still not actually meat! ... Legally.
** Abed being surprisingly dark and cynical in his maniplutations:

'''Troy:''' ...You kinda do.\\

'''Abed:''' That's different.\\

'''Annie:''' ''You''[='re=] olympic pole-vaulting hopeful Brett Underjaw!?!\\

'''Annie:''' I ''bore'' my ''soul'' to you! I told you about my holding hands at Disneyland fantasy! ''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Jeff shoots Annie a disgusted look]]]'' DO YOU ''CARE'' ABOUT PEOPLE ''AT ALL'', ABED?! Answer on the polygraph!\\

* The Dean's rap in the ColdOpen of "VCR Repair and Educational Publishing". He's dressed as a Payday candy bar and starts rapping an apology to Jeff and Hickey for delaying their paychecks. It gets real when the Dean is essentially possessed by the Rap God.
-->Well, I’m a peanut bar, and I’m here to say\\
Your checks will arrive on another day!\\
''(starts rapping faster)''\\
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar,\\
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar,\\
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie,\\
''(starts getting more angry)''\\
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies,\\
Prisons recruiting, the police be shooting,\\
Them rap artists looting, them labels all deluding,\\
''(now loudly shouting)''\\
And BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED O' ME!!\\
'CAUSE I DON'T SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE,\\
LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT! UH-HUH-HUH-\\
''(The Dean suddenly gets a hold of himself, drops his microphone in horror)''\\
'''Dean:''' I don't know what that was! I don't... I don't know what that was!\\
''(the Dean runs out of the room in tears)''
** It was apparently this for the actors as well; Gillian Jacobs can be clearly seen on the verge of {{Corpsing}} as the credits start.

** "IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!"

*** The "Review-lution" itself:

'''Britta:''' Actually, you're going to want to leave those chairs right exactly where they ''are'', Koogler! ''[triumphantly raises her phone along with her entire army of Ones]'' '''''LONG LIVE THE REVIEW-LUTION!'''''\\

--->'''Annie''': Abed, are you almost done? I can't sleep without my stuffies.\\
'''Abed''': Fine. Hold on. Oh, a goblin notices you and murders you all. You're dead. They're all yours.

** A new class called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?" appears. Abed subsequently goes crazy trying to find the answer. And it is glorious (even Prof. Garrity thought so).
-->"I'm a cat! I'm a sexy cat!"

** The shot of Abed and Britta standing back to back holding knives in the middle of their cabin while ominous music plays in the background. It's probably what it would look like if Creator/WesAnderson directed a horror film.

'''Jeff:''' ''Why do you keep saying that?''
** The dark timeline "Troy and Abed in the Morning" with Troy's electronic voice. They pop over to Timeline 3 (the one where Troy and Britta bonded in the bathroom), where Troy and Britta are married with a son, and Troy convinced Britta that Chewbacca is a "traditional African name."

* The meta TakeThat of the characters discussing how weird their behaviour and lives were for the past year (when the show was temporarily run by someone else), particularly their attempts to blame it all on "that gas leak".
-->'''Jeff:''' Look, we can't blame it ''all'' on a gas leak year.

** Britta surprised that Jeff kept her panties.

'''Annie:''' I ''bore'' my ''soul'' to you! I told you about my holding hands at Disneyland fantasy! ''(Jeff sends Annie a disgusted look)'' DO YOU ''CARE'' ABOUT PEOPLE ''AT ALL'', ABED?! Answer on the polygraph!\\
'''Abed:''' ''(looks distressed for a brief moment)'' ...Jeff made me apply for handicap parking so he could get a better spot.

** Britta and Jeff [[SkewedPriorities getting distracted by]] the specific details of their puns during their duel in the cafeteria.

--->'''Troy''': I had a dream like this, but it was sexual!\\

* Destro's [[TheFunInFuneral funeral]] in "G.I Jeff".
-->'''Cobra Commander:''' The first time I met Destro, he asked me if he should have his entire head coated in chrome. I said "No. How would you do that? How would that even work?" ''[Cobra Commander's wrist communicator beeps; he switches it off]'' Look, I'm not good at eulogies. Because... I've never had to give one! All I want to know is: ''how did G.I Joe do this?!'' [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy We've been shooting at each other and missing for twenty years!]] And now all of a sudden -- ''[His wrist communicator goes off again]'' Unbelievable. ''[He activates it]'' What?!\\
'''Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:''' Cobra Commander, it's Vice Cobra Assistant Commander! We just got a very interesting energy surge at the Greendale site.\\
'''Cobra Commander:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, okay, that's super fascinating, um]] ''DESTRO'S DEAD!!!''\\
'''Vice Cobra Assistant Commander:''' Oh my gosh, Destro?! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Were you guys close?]]\\
'''Cobra Commander:''' Were we close?! Yes! What kind of a question is -- okay, fine! [[HoYay I LOVED HIM!]] Is that what you want to hear?!\\
'''Zartan:''' [[IKnewIt Called it.]]
** Heck, the entire G.I. Joe episode was one. Especially the end as Jeff passes through the toy commercial, flies out of the kid's hand, and turns around to knock him out before returning back[[spoiler: to consciousness]].
* In "Basic Sandwich," Abed tells Annie that the only way they won't be back next year is if an asteroid wipes out all life on Earth. He then gives an AsideGlance and says, "And that's canon." Annie stares confusedly at the camera as if wondering who the heck Abed was talking to.

--> '''Annie''': But, Debra, let's be clear. I want ''everything'' to get through that porn blocker.\\
'''Debra''': What do you mean "everything"?\\
'''Annie''': [[Film/TheProfessional EEEEEVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRYYYYYY THIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!]]

* "App Development and Condiments": TheTag starring Koogler. Specifically this part where he exasperates the Dean with his relaxed attitude towards academia:
--> '''Dean Pelton:''' Do you even have a career plan?\\

--->'''Jeff''': You know, fathers and sons, there is a lot of power between them.\\
'''Dean Pelton''': ''(stands up)'' Yes.\\
'''Jeff''': Stop it.\\

** The fact that some of the character names are funny, especially Tiny Nuggins and Crouton.

--->'''Shirley''': I'm dead, but it's okay. I'm on your side, which is why I'm dead. And I may be gone, but just remember whenever the wind whispers through the woods: you got me killed.

** Abed and Troy sell Pierce the rights to use their handshake, only to immediately regret it because it's been tarnished. Pierce is relentless in forcing them to do the handshake just for saying "Creator/BettyGrable."

** Blink and you'll miss it, but when Annie complains there's only "Spooky Music" NPR, and the ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''soundtrack, cue Beetlejuice himself walking behind her. This IS the 3rd time he's been mentioned after all.

** Blink and you'll miss it, but when Annie complains there's only "Spooky Music" NPR, and the [[Theatre/Beetlejuice Beetlejuice]] soundtrack, cue Beetlejuice himself walking behind her. This IS the 3rd time he's been mentioned after all.

** All of Troy's dramatic rescue sequence, especially when he's being attacked and bitten by a huge horde of zombies, and falls to the ground screaming dramatically like everyone does in a zombie movie - [[RealityEnsues and then remembers that]] the effects don't take hold for a few minutes and irritably asks the zombies to lay off.

*** This in turn is revealed to be [[spoiler:[[RealityEnsues a pretty obvious lie]], as Annie has a Greendale backpack, Shirley sees her kids every day, and ''Abed has over a thousand photos of the college on his phone''.]]

** Abed trying to recreate [[Series/BigBangTheory Sheldon Cooper's]] iconic "Bazinga!" moment by popping out from the pile of plastic frisbees. An already streesed-out Jeff [[TakeThat immediately charges him and screams "I'm going to kill you!"]].

** [[FauxHorrific Jeff singing at Britta]] and her screaming in horror a la the famous DownerEnding to ''Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers1956'' in order to get her into the Glee Club.

'''Troy:''' ''(jealous)'' [[HoYay Oh, and I can't?!]] ''(despontent)'' ...[[HoYay I]] ''[[HoYay can't.]]''
** The ''entire'' sequence involving Annie and Shirley [[FromBadToWorse interacting with]] the blacksmith. Easily the best part is Shirley ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice killing the blacksmith's pregnant wife]]'' and then heading upstairs "to check for anymore family" while a horrified Annie [[LampshadeHanging wails how they've only been playing the game for less than a half-hour.]]

** After Pierce is literally dragged off-stage, the kids start pelting everyone with baseballs when they try to summarize the {{An|Aesop}} and demanding Pierce come back in stage. And then...

'''Girl:''' You're not drugs!

** Pierce spends the entire episode acting like a prima donna. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Eventually he gets stuck in a trailer that brings him all the way to Hollywood,]] where we see Jeff Garlin acting the same way he did.

--->'''Pierce:''' Corporate espionage, I ''like'' it! [[ShoePhone Microphones hidden in lipstick]], [[RussianReversal lipstick hidden in microphones]], and the deadliest weapon of them all - ''[[GroinAttack Penis flytrap!]]''

** The reason why Jeff [[spoiler:gets bit in the first place]]? [[SkewedPriorities He didn't want to take a safe exit through the window because it would mess up his clothes]] [[TooDumbToLive and opened the door instead]]. And as Jeff is seemingly DevouredByTheHorde, he notices [[spoiler:Zombie!Rich]] come in... while wearing the shirt he had to abandon earlier. Naturally, ''that'' is what sets Jeff off.
--->'''Jeff:''' ''(while being dragged down to the floor by a horde of zombies)'' You're stretching my shirt! ''You're stretching my shirt!!!''

-->'''Abed''': Let's go to Garret with a check on the weather!\\
''(camera pans over to Garret standing beside Troy and Abed with a chalkboard that has a cheery-looking sun drawn on it)''\\

'''Jeff:''' That's it! Lock-down! Abed, lock those doors! We are finding this pen! (dials phone) Hi Gwynifier, I can't come. (beat) Well, tell your disappointment to suck it, I'M DOING A BOTTLE EPISODE! ''(drops phone)''

** And as previously noted above under the "General" folder, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar the "Those aren't thumbs" gag]] when Greendale finally figures out where the missing Study Group is:

'''Annie:''' (accepts the piece; [[DelayedReaction then realizes what she is doing and throws the chocolate back at Abed in a panic]])'' AGH! GET ''AWAY'' FROM ME!

'''Abed:''' ''(holds out a piece of chocolate)'' More chocolate?