History Funny / ChildsPlay

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!!The GameShow:
* Some of the kids' definitions:
** One in particular was when ''none'' of the kids knew who Creator/BillCullen was!
** One child said a "yo-yo" was a "stupid person".
** For "liar", a girl instantly said, "My brother's one!"
** One boy said Creator/JohnnyCarson was "old" and he had "a lot of wrinkles". Bill Cullen even agreed!
* Any time a kid said the word they're describing, it got bleeped out and an "OOPS!" graphic was placed over the mouth. In one description, a boy said the word so many times that the camera operator had to remind him that he wasn't supposed to say it.
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!!The first movie:
* Andy's "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNafjmU5sH0 breakfast]]".
* "I think I dated him..."
-->'''Maggie:''' Hold it, how do we know the [doll] ain't stolen?!\\
'''Hobo:''' ''(gesturing his pelvis)'' Ah, [[VerbThis steal]] ''[[VerbThis this!]]''\\
'''Maggie:''' [[NoYou "Steal this" yourself!]]
* The scene where Chucky is on the elevator. This old couple notices him.
--> '''Old Woman:''' Look George, some child left their doll in the elevator.
--> '''Old Man/George:''' Leave him alone, whoever left it will come back looking for it.
-->''[They leave]''
--> '''Old Woman:''' Ugly doll.
--> '''Chucky:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuuuuuck you.]]
** Even funnier considering this was an ad-lib by Brad Dourif. Doubles as a foreshadow of the character becoming deliberately LaughablyEvil in the sequels.
* When Karen threatens to throw Chucky into the fireplace, causing him to spring to life (note: this is before he officially became LaughablyEvil).
-->"YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU FILTHY SLUT! I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!"
* Andy tries to get Chucky to talk in front of everyone, resorting to shaking and hitting him. When Chucky respond with one of the doll's catchphrases ("Hi, I'm Chucky and I'm your friend till the end. Hi-de-ho! Ha, Ha, Ha!"), Andy angrily punched Chucky in the gut.
* Mike's initial reaction when Chucky [[GroinAttack stabs his knife near his crotch]].
* Karen shoots Chucky in the leg just as he was about to hit Mike with a bat, causing Chucky to be twirled around.
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* Mike's reaction when Chucky [[GroinAttack stabs his knife near his crotch]].

'''Hobo:''' ''(gesturing his pelvis)'' Ah, [[DodgeThis steal]] ''[[DodgeThis this!]]''\\

** Even funnier considering this was an ad-lib by Brad Dourif.
* When Karen threatens to throw Chucky into the fireplace, causing him to spring to life.

* Andy tries to get Chucky to talk in front of everyone. When Chucky respond with one of the doll's catchphrases ("Hi, I'm Chucky and I'm your friend till the end. Hi-de-ho! Ha, Ha, Ha!"), Andy angrily punched Chucky in the gut.

'''Hobo:''' ''(gesturing his pelvis)'' Ah, steal ''this!''\\
'''Maggie:''' [[DodgeThis "Steal this" yourself!]]

* Andy tries to get Chucky to talk in front of everyone. When Chucky response with one of his catchphrases ("Hi, I'm Chucky and I'm your friend till the end. Hi-de-ho! Ha, Ha, Ha!"), Andy angrily punched Chucky in the gut.

** One boy said Creator/JohnnyCarson was "old" and he "had a lot of wrinkles". Bill Cullen even agreed!

** One boy said Creator/JohnnyCarson was "old" and he "had a lot of wrinkles".

** Even funnier considering this was a an adlib by Brad Dourif.

!!Child's Play

!!Curse of Chucky
* "Women. Can't live with them. . . period. Hehehehaha!"

!!Child's Play 2
* Hi, I'm...[[{{Beat}} *beat*]] Tommy!"
* "I got a new game, sport. It's called 'Hide the Soul', and guess what? You're It!"
* In the second movie, when Kyle get's pulled over, a cop notices Chucky. Admiring Good Guy Dolls, he asks him his name. What makes it priceless is that Chucky, in a slightly deadpan tone, [[BrutalHonesty answers in his real voice]] rather than the childish voice all Good Guy Dolls have.
** That entire scene actually, is a MoodWhiplash moment; just after Chucky takes Kyle hostage it cuts to them in a car, with Chucky telling her to drive faster, and she tells him thats as fast as the car gets. Then the police come and he tells her to play it cool.
*** When the cop sees Chucky's bloody nose he is quick to question it, though Kyle relies on RefugeInAudacity and it works.
--> '''Kyle:''' You remember the ones [dolls] that pee? This one bleeds.
** "DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!"
* The factory technician in the second movie who has to repair the stalled eye assembly device - and gets a new pair of eyes in the process.

!!Child's Play 3
* From the third film, Chucky says to Tyler: "Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!" Coming from a ''psychotic serial killer'', this is just priceless.
* Chucky going through Andy's porn collection in the third film and saying "Andy, how you've grown!"
* Chucky accidentally giving Colonel Cochrane a heart attack in the third film. His reaction is gold.
--> '''Chucky''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, you gotta be]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe kidding me!]]

!!Seed of Chucky
* Glen giving his name as "Shitface" followed by Chucky's hysterical laughter.
* Tiffany's thoughts on pregnancy:
-->'''Tiffany''': Once is a blessing. Twice is a curse.
-->'''Chucky''': That would explain your sister...
* When Glen asks Chucky if violence is bad, Chuck "corrects" him by telling him the saying is "Vio''lins'' are bad. That screechy music's gonna ruin the whole goddamn country."
* When Chucky axes through the door and peers through the hole like [[Film/TheShining a certain character played by Jack Nicholson]], instead of saying "Heeeeeere's Chucky!" like everyone expects, he says, "I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!"

* "Women. Can't live with them. . . period. Hehehehaha!"