History Funny / Cars3

* [[TrainingMontage Cruz's warm-up training]] at the Rustese Training center with Lightning who basically becomes a buttmonkey through out the whole training sequence leading up to his meeting with Sterling. Her methods are particularly unorthodox for a sport that involves going fast.

* [[TrainingMontage Cruz's warm-up training]] at the Rustese Training center with Lightning who basically becomes a Butt Monkey. Her methods are particularly unorthodox for a sport that involves going fast.

'''Simulator Voice:''' You have crashed! You have crashed!\\

** This becomes even funnier when you realize [[TruthInTelevision real drivers sometimes have problems adjusting to simulation software,]] especially if they've never used a computer before.

* [[TrainingMontage Cruz's warm-up training]] at the Rustese Training center with [[ButtMonkey Lightning]]. Her methods are particularly unorthodox for a sport that involves going fast.
** Cruz doing a Zumba like dance routine complete with her own made up lyrics. Being the OnlySaneMan, Lightning starts to ask if the dancing is necessary but is mostly ignored and told that it is warm up.
** The next day, while Lightning is tilted downward on some device, Cruz slides a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[UrineTrouble he well... leaks]].

** Cruz doing a Zumba like dance routine complete with her own made up lyrics. Being the OnlySaneMan, Lighting starts to ask if the dancing is necessary but is mostly ignored and told that it is warm up.
** The next day, while Lightning is tilted downward on some device, Cruz puts a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[UrineTrouble he well... leaks]].

** Cruz doing Zumba like dance routine with Lightning complete with her own made up lyrics.

** After Lightning wakes up from his nap, Cruz has his tires removed so he could get to know them and name them. He gets weirded out and gets impatient.

'''Lightning:''' [DeadpanSnarker Uhh. Lefty, Righty, Backy, Backy Jr, Okay?]\\

** Cruz doing zumba like dance routine with Lighting complete with her own made up lyrics.

Cruz then leaves him hanging their saying she be back in a few. Lighting then starts sulking about how he wants to go on the simulator with a orange next-gen raser passing by him saying "hows it hanging, drip pan?".
** Lightning later finds himself on a treadmill that's only going 5 miles per hour while the next gens next to him are going there full speed. The reason for this is because Cruz wants him take a nap afterwords. This no doubt made the next gens start laughing and leaving Lightning annoyed and embarrassed.

** After Lightning wakes up from his nap, Cruz has his tires removed so he could get to know them and name them. Lighting is weirded out and easily gets impatient.

'''Lightning:''' Uhh. Lefty, Righty, Backy, Backy Jr, Okay?\\

* [[TrainingMontage Cruz's training]] at the Rustese Training center with [[ButtMonkey Lightning]], her methods are particularly... unorthodox for a sport that involves going fast.

* [[TrainingMontage Cruz's training]] at the Rustese Training center with [[ButtMonkey Lightning]]
** While Lightning is tilted downward on some device, Cruz puts a drip pan underneath him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]] [[PottyFailure he well... leaks]].

** Lightning later finds himself on a treadmill that's only going 5 miles per hour while the next gens next to him are going there full speed. The reason for this is because Cruz wants him take a nap afterwords. This no doubt made the next gens start laughing and leaving Lightning annoyed and most of all embarrassed.
-->'''Lightning:''' I'm NOT [''slamming his tire on the treadmill''] taking a nap!\\

'''Lightning:''' Uhh. Lefty, Righty, Backy, Backy Jr, Okey?\\

** Lightning McQueen's hilariously energetic apology to [[spoiler: Cruz after their falling out. Basically, he adds his own lyrics to the workout song Cruz annoyed Lightning with, full with even more ridiculous dancing. All while Cruz is begging him to stop.]]

* There's also a bit in the exclusive cut showing Lightning racing on a simulator, supervised by Cruz. [[EpicFail He doesn't seem to adjust to the virtual environment too well,]] and as if wrecking on the virtual track wasn't bad enough, he goes ''launching into the projector screen'', full with a shot of his bumper sticking out of the newly created hole in the wall.
** --> '''Cruz:''': Are you alright? (while the computer keeps on repeating "You have crashed")\\
'''Lightning:''': [[DeadPanSnarker I've crashed.]]\\
Cue the entire Resteze Training center losing power.

* The pranks Lightning and Cal play on each other. Lighting gets sprayed with foam when he wins, and vows to get Cal back. When Cal wins, Guido overinflates his tires and ties Lightning character balloons to his back end.
-->'''Lightning:''' [''spits out foam''] They are gonna pay.

** After taking Lightning wakes up from his nap, Hipster Cruz has his tires removed so he could get to know them and name them.
-->'''Lightning:''' May I have my tires back so I can go on the simulator please.\\

** After taking Lightning wakes up from his nap, [[Hipster Cruz has his tires removed so he could get to know them and name them]].

* Cruz puts a drip pan underneath Lightning just in case he well... [[PottyFailure leaks]].
-->'''Lightning:''' Is that a drip pan?\\
'''Cruz:''' [[CrazyPrepared Just in case.]]\\
'''Lightning:''' How [[VagueAge old]] do you think I am?\\

* During a warm up exercise which involves McQueen being turned downwards to face the floor, Cruz puts a drip pan underneath Lightning just in case he well... [[PottyFailure leaks]].

* During a warm up excise, Cruz puts a drip pan underneath Lightning just in case he well... [[PottyFailure leaks]].

* [[http://roadside-assistance.tumblr.com/post/160556328090/ok-guys-i-drew-humanized-miss-fritter Someone on tumblr]] did their take on what a human version of Ms. Fritter would look like. [[spoiler: It's Ms. Crabtree from ''South Park'']].

'''Lightning:''' (chuckles) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thanks]]. Hang on, did you say meet or beat?\\

* [http://roadside-assistance.tumblr.com/post/160556328090/ok-guys-i-drew-humanized-miss-fritter Someone] did their take on what a human version of Ms. Fritter would look like. [[spoiler: It's Ms. Crabtree from ''South Park'']].

** Thhis becomes even funnier when you realize [[TruthInTelevision real drivers sometimes have problems adjusting to simulation software,]] especially if they've never used a computer before.

'''Lightning:''' (chuckles) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Thanks]]. [[FlatWhat Hang on, did you say meet or beat?]]\\