History Funny / CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie

** The ENTIRE bit of Captain Underpants trying to ask Ms. Anthrope for Professor Poopypants' file, only to repeatedly flub the words of what he's supposed to ask to George and Harold's growing exasperation:

'''Harold:''' ''Oh, come ON!''

-->'''Krupp:''' Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is [[NoLongerWithUs no longer with us]].\\
(''loud gasp from the audience'')\\

-->'''Nobel Moderator:''' Is that really your name? It's not some kind- some kind of joke?

-->'''Harold:''' ''What?''

* Harold is [[RantInducingSlight less than happy]] about Mr. Krupp ripping up their latest comic.

*** What makes their OhCrap moment even funnier is that as they're announcing their latest issue, George already notices Poopypants and tries to get Harold to stop, only for Harold [[ExplainExplainOhCrap to announce Poopypants name]] [[FailedASpotCheck the minute he sees the mad scientist is right in front of them]].

-->'''Harold:''' I ran out of paper.

** [[spoiler: The fact that the conversation between the two brains starts off with Harold's brain sleeping prompting George's brain to wake up the former.]]

-->'''George:''' Jars with plucked out eyeballs![[note]] Keep in mind that every character in this movie has BlackBeadEyes so DontAsk how that would work. [[/note]]

-->'''George:''' Jars with plucked out eyeballs!

--> '''George''': Wow! [[LampshadeHanging That's an expensive door!]]

-->'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: There! Like it never happened!]]\\

-->'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: AAAAHHH! A BEE!! (''swats both bee and Poopypants far away into the distance'')]]\\

'''George:''' [[spoiler: YOU JUST LET THE BAD GUY GET AWAY!]]\\
'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Come on, guys! Pretty sure the bee wasn't the bad guy]]!]]

-->'''George:''' Let's do a blood oath! [[AfraidOfBlood But minus the blood! I don't wanna see the blood, no blood!]]

'''George:''' Promise we’ll never do it again.\\

* On his first day as the science teacher, Professor Poopypants writes his name on the board as "Professor [[UnfortunateNames P]]". In [[ToiletHumor yellow chalk]].

* Professor Poopypants' lists [[ArtMajorBiology the names for the parts of a human child's brain]] as follows: the "Thinking-About-Candy-opolis", the "Fear-of-What's-Under-the-Bed" lobe, "The-Only-Thing-I'll-Eat-is-Pizza-Chicken-Nuggets-or-Buttered-Noodles" lobe, the "As-Soon-As-Someone-Else-Has-a-Toy-I-Want-That-Toy" interior lobe, and the "Haha-Guffaw-Chucklomatus".
** Look closely, and you'll see Melvin taking notes on this and treating it as factual information in the background.
** The notes on the brain diagram itself list the aforementioned names.

--> '''Mr. Krupp''': I'M GOING TO ''ANNIHILATE'' YOUR FRIENDSHIP!! ''([[EvilLaugh laughs evily]])''

-->'''Harold:''' Mean ol' Mr. Krupp. Hates everything fun, like comic books! (''camera pans to the torn up comic pieces still floating in the air'') Recess! (''the scene changes to drawings of three kids playing jump rope until Mr. Krupp cuts the rope with scissors'') Christmas! (''the scene changes to a drawing of a wintery setting of Santa riding in his sleigh before flooring it back the way he came after Mr. Krupp jumpscares him from the chimney of his house'') Even kittens! (''the drawing of Mr. Krupp uses a'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice flame-thrower on the kitten]] ''with a [[CensorBox gratuitous censor bar]] blocking the graphic details of the carnage'')

** There's even one kid playing a CaptivityHarmonica just outside one of the classroom doors. George gives him some spare change.

-->'''Melvin:''' Well, well, well. I heard you both got into a bit of the ol' trouble today.\\

'''Melvin:''' Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. (''{{Beat}}'') [[SmugSnake I did]]. Someone has to stand up for The Man.\\
'''George:''' ''No one'' has to stand up for The Man! That's the whole point of "The Man"! He stands up for himself, Melvin!\\

** Each time the teacher turns around when she hears the two laughing, the boys go completely silent. She finally catches them when they can no longer contain themselves after she mentions in her lesson that Uranus is also known as a "Gas Giant".
** [[NoSenseOfHumor Melvin]], who was sitting between them, is not amused:
-->'''Melvin:''' I don't get it. It's just science guys.

-->'''George:''' This is the stuff of NIGHTMARES!

--->'''George:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa! WHOA! Why are the robots shooting other robots!? Aren't they supposed to be friends?\\

* The first time we see Krupp and Edith awkwardly flirting with each other is both cute and amusing.

-->'''George:''' ''Ewwwww!!'' They like each other!

-->'''Harold:''' Look at this! He’s got every issue of ''Captain Underpants'' we’ve ever created! You think he reads them?

-->'''Captain Underpants:''' This would be interesting to put my eye up to!

-->'''Mr. Krupp:''' Nice try. Turtle and I have become quite attached. We're inseparable, actually. I carry him everywhere I go...[[SuddenlyShouting INCLUDING THE SHOWER!!!]]
-->''(Sudden close up of the Tattle Turtle, which now has a look of horror on its face as a single tear rolls down its cheek)''\\

'''Krupp:''' What?! [[ThatCameOutWrong No, not like that!]] He wanted to spend Saturday with his family! Haha! [[KickTheDog So I fired him!]] I'll find a replacement next week.
** When Krupp recalls closing the Music and Arts programs in favor of investing in the "expensive door" enhancement to his office, it shows him stuffing one student's art canvas into a tuba to stop another student from playing the instrument before walking away cackling.
* Melvin's inability to perceive humor and how much pride he takes in being the school snitch warrants several chuckles.

-->'''Poopypants:''' Hello! I was just admiring the view from your…broken window, [[ImpactSilhouette it's in the shape of a]] ''[[ImpactSilhouette man!]]'' Anyways, I'm here to apply for the new science teacher position!

** The boys' DullSurprise when they do realize the change, and promptly snap their fingers while Krupp is in mid-yell back into Captain Underpants.

* Just about every time [[RapidFireComedy Krupp and Captain Underpants are swapped back and forth]].

-->'''Nobel Moderator:''' Is that really your name? (''trying to refrain from laughing'') It's not some kind- some kind of joke?

-->'''Poopypants:''' WHY DON'T YOU GO INVENT YOUR ''OWN'' SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE ''SO'' '''''SMART'''''!!!

** The fact that Captain Underpants conducted and held the concert all because George and Harold asked him to.

* When George and Harold frantically try to inform their teachers about the giant robot toilet rampaging through town, their teachers mistake it as a plea that [[PottyEmergency they need to use the restroom]] and exasperatedly tell them to "just go".
* George and Harold imagining in horror how boring their Captain Underpants comics will become if they are hit by the anti-humor ray.

** Just before the two duke it out, there are close-up shots of the Turbo Toilet/Poppypants and Captain Understands glaring at each other... and then a close-up to TT's handle. Poopypants' hand pops out to flush it, and the battle starts in earnest.

-->'''George:''' Freeze! The following sequence contains scenes so intense, horrific and violent-\\

** Also Harold's frustration when he accidentally rips one of the pages and how the flip-o-rama comes to an abrupt end:

-->'''Poopypants:''' Did you just slap me?

-->'''Poopypants:''' (''high pitched'') NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!

-->'''George:''' Eugh, no! What!? No! That's not sanitary! Can't we just do like a verbal declaration of friendship or something?
* This exchange at the end when [[spoiler:George and Harold are watching Mr. Krupp and Edith after they set up the two of them on a date.]]

'''Harold:''' Promise!

** Edith is only briefly shocked [[FemaleGaze when she witnesses the change]]

[[caption-width-right:350:'''''[[FirstNameUltimatum "GEORGE! HAROLD!"]]''''']]

--> '''Driver''': OUT OF THE ROAD, BOZO!\\

-->'''Krupp:''' (''sniffs it'') Well it smells…spicy!

-->'''Harold:''' Oh no, George, I think it's much worse. They "like-like" each other!

-->'''Harold:''' Well, you probably haven't seen it at your home [[HarsherInHindsight since your parents are married]]. In my studies, like-liking seems to end in marriage.

-->'''Harold:''' Captain Underpants and the Purchase of the Sensible Beige Pants.\\
'''George:''' Captain Underpants Eats All of His Falafel.\\
'''Harold:''' Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry.

* As much of a TearJerker it is during the scene [[spoiler:where it starts raining after the carnival goes disastrously wrong, which leads to George and Harold being separated, [[http://biolizardboils.tumblr.com/post/166044589239/how-to-ruin-the-depressing-carnival-scene a keen-eyed fan]] noticed that when Krupp lands in front of them and is understandably pissed, there’s ''steam'' coming off of him. That’s right; Krupp is literally [[BurningWithAnger “steaming mad”]].]]

-->'''Harold:''' (''standing up and unintentionally leaving footprints on the page'') [[SuddenlyShouting Well, SO WHAT!?]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting W-WE]]'' [[SuddenlyShouting GET TO SAY WHAT HAPPENS! IT'S A]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting FLIP-O-RAMA!!!]]'' (beat) I like dolphins! The dolphins are ''in''!

-->[[Website/RottenTomatoes Rotten Potatoes]]: Certified Fresh

-->Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

* When Captain Underpants lands face first on the ground after jumping out the window: