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* Faiza Hussain absent-mindedly ''pulling Excalibur out of a stone'', then realizing what she's done.
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* Dane Whitman, the Black Knight, meets Faiza Hussain's parents:
-->'''Yussuf Hussain:''' ''This'' is who they send to be diplomatic? I know where you got your linguistic skills, sir--[[WhatTheHellHero in the Crusades]]! Yes, ''I'' know my super heroes ''too''! So, was this is a ''deliberate'' insult? Or just institutional stupidity?!\\
'''Dane Whitman:''' Erm... pass. We seem to have got off on the wrong foot. [[NotThatKindOfDoctor Dr. Hussain]], if you and... [[DoctorDoctorDoctor Dr. Hussain]] would give me a moment to tell you about [[CombatMedic Dr. Hussain]] and I... During the battle we became very close. And so I've made... a big decision...\\
'''Farida Hussain:''' You're getting married?!\\
'''Faiza Hussain:''' [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Mum...]]\\
'''Dane Whitman:''' What?! No! ''No!'' Of course not!!! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper ...I mean, not "of course not", because.... obviously, your daughter is... is... is... I mean... she's very]]... my ''steward''! That's what I'm saying! I want her to be my new ''steward''!\\
'''Faiza Hussain:''' [[AscendedFangirl Oh, what?! Really?!]]\\
'''Farida Hussain:''' It's always interesting, what happens when I say that to a boy.\\
'''Yussuf Hussain:''' It's hard to be annoyed at him, Farida. That in ''itself'' is annoying.
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-->'''Yussuf Hussain:''' ''This'' is who they send to be diplomatic? I know where you got your linguistic skills, sir--[[WhatTheHellHero in the Crusades]]! Yes, ''I'' know my super heroes ''too''! So, was this is a ''deliberate'' insult? Or just institutional stupidity?!\\
'''Dane Whitman:''' Erm... pass. We seem to have got off on the wrong foot. [[NotThatKindOfDoctor Dr. Hussain]], if you and... [[DoctorDoctorDoctor Dr. Hussain]] would give me a moment to tell you about [[CombatMedic Dr. Hussain]] and I... During the battle we became very close. And so I've made... a big decision...\\
'''Farida Hussain:''' You're getting married?!\\
'''Faiza Hussain:''' [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Mum...]]\\
'''Dane Whitman:''' What?! No! ''No!'' Of course not!!! [[DiggingYourselfDeeper ...I mean, not "of course not", because.... obviously, your daughter is... is... is... I mean... she's very]]... my ''steward''! That's what I'm saying! I want her to be my new ''steward''!\\
'''Faiza Hussain:''' [[AscendedFangirl Oh, what?! Really?!]]\\
'''Farida Hussain:''' It's always interesting, what happens when I say that to a boy.\\
'''Yussuf Hussain:''' It's hard to be annoyed at him, Farida. That in ''itself'' is annoying.
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