History Funny / CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier

** And afterwards, Steve says something with a [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar slight implication]] [[RagingStiffie he really enjoyed the deal]].

'''Falcon:''' Man, shut the hell up.

** The French version mentions: the 1998 World Cup (won by France), Creator/LouisDeFunes, Coluche (one of the greatest French stand-up comedians), ''Film/TheFifthElement'', and Music/DaftPunk.

--->'''Steve:''' Need a nedic?

--->'''Sam:''' You just ran 13 miles in 30 minutes!\\

** She does it later again after throwing [[spoiler: Sitwell]] off a building

** That scene has both the lead-up to the throwing ("Is this little display meant to insinuate that [[HighAltitudeInterrogation you're going to throw me off this roof?]] Because [[TheCape that's not]] [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica your]] [[TheCape style]]." "You're right, it's not. [[UnscrupulousHero It's]] [[ComicBook/BlackWidow hers]].") and [[spoiler: Falcon throwing him back on the roof. Sitwell is clearly shocked at all this!]]

* After Steve hides the data stick that Fury gave him in a hospital vending machine behind some chewing gum, he returns to find all the gum gone, along with the stick, only for Natasha to appear behind him chewing gum. Even funnier as you realize that Steve's plan for securing the data that [[spoiler: as far as he knows]] Fury died trying to protect relied on fewer than three people wanting to buy a pack of gum.

* After Natasha shows Steve--BareYourMidriff-style--[[spoiler:a nasty scar she sustained when she first encountered the Winter Soldier.]]

* Natasha growling, "Shall we play a game?" when she and Steve find [[spoiler:the underground computer room in the old S.H.I.E.L.D. office]], then trying to explain to Steve that it comes from ''Film/WarGames''. And Steve's already seen it!
* After Natasha uploads [[spoiler:S.H.I.E.L.D.'s entire database (and HYDRA's with it)]] to the internet, she notes brightly that it's [[Website/{{Twitter}} trending]]. Just imagining how Twitter is filled with statuses like "Damn, S.H.I.E.L.D. is [[spoiler:HYDRA]]. We've been tricked!" is quite hilarious on its own.

* A small one, but Natasha's quiet, annoyed, "Ow" after [[spoiler:she shorted out Pierce's shoulder ID-bomb]] is pretty hilarious. She sounds like a little girl who got stung by a bee, not a woman who just [[spoiler:gave herself a massive electrical shock]].

* Whoever Rogers and the others hired to [[spoiler: create Nick Fury's 'grave' was told to inscribe a very specific epitaph on it: [[ActorAllusion Ezekiel 25:17]] [[Film/PulpFiction "The Path of the Righteous Man..."]]]]
** [[spoiler: Also, Nick's parting comment: "If anybody needs me," (points to his tombstone) "they can find me right here."]]

* Fury's insistence that he lost an eye "the last time [he] trusted someone" becomes [[HilariousInHindsight extremely petty]] with the reveal that [[spoiler: [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 it's a scratch from]] [[TheDogIsAnAlien Goose]]]].

* This little exchange between [[spoiler:Rumlow]] and Sam before they fight.
-->'''[[spoiler:Rumlow]]:''' This is gonna hurt. There are no prisoners with [[spoiler:Hydra]]. Just order. And order only comes with pain. You ready for yours?\\

** Another funny with Sitwell: [[spoiler: When Steve is trying to get information out of him, holding him over the edge of a building, Sitwell says it's not Steve's style to push him off. Steve agrees... and lets Natasha do it. Sitwell falls while the pair watch... before they turn to each other and discuss Steve's dating options as if nothing had happened.]]

** In a very dark way, [[spoiler: the abruptness of Sitwell's death: the Winter Soldier just shows up, grabs him, and throws him into oncoming traffic where he gets hit by a truck.]]
* Right after the ''Franchise/StarWars'' ShoutOut where the [[spoiler:[[Film/ANewHope Tarkin-like enemy officer gives the "you may fire when ready" line]], the Helicarriers' systems that are targeting millions of people go down. When the officer shouts at the systems-operator demanding where the targets are, the system turns back on and shows that they are now the targets of the other two Helicarriers.]] The OhCrap look on them is priceless.
* Creator/StanLee is, of course, back. His cameo this time [[spoiler: has him as a Smithsonian night guard at the Captain America exhibit. Upon seeing that the old WWII uniform is gone, he laments how they are so going to fire him.]]
** Look closer: [[spoiler:the Captain America statue [[NakedPeopleAreFunny sans uniform]] looks like [[HandOrObjectUnderwear he's using his shield to protect his modesty]].]]
** And in the post-credits Stinger when [[spoiler: Bucky visits the Smithsonian exhibit, the Captain America mannequin is missing entirely.]] Apparently,[[spoiler: Steve didn't return the uniform!]] To be fair, it had gotten a little shot...
* After [[spoiler:S.H.I.E.L.D. is dissolved]] and the personnel branch out to new jobs, [[spoiler:Maria Hill decides to work for Stark Enterprises]]. Talk about an odd couple that's going to form with her and Tony Stark. We now just wait for the next ''Avengers'' sequel to come out to see the payoff.
** [[spoiler: It begins to make perfect sense when you remember that Pepper Potts is in charge. Now, Tony Stark is going to have to go up against two of the most powerful women in the MCU.]]
** Possibly a FunnyAneurysmMoment now we know a Civil War film is in the works. [[spoiler: You can bet she's going to be supporting Tony and the SuperhumanRegistrationAct, considering her role in the comics.]]
* Creator/JennyAgutter's unnamed World Council member [[spoiler: suddenly going kung fu on Creator/RobertRedford's Pierce is pretty funny if one is familiar with the actor. At the moment her other big role is a nun in ''Series/CallTheMidwife''. Seeing Sister Julienne kicking ass is kind of hilarious. 'Course, it turns out to be a well disguised Natasha.]]
* The appearance of [[spoiler:[[Series/{{Community}} Danny Pudi]] as a S.H.I.E.L.D. technician. He looks like being held at gunpoint by Captain America is the greatest moment of his life.]]
* [[spoiler:Zola's reaction when [[ComputerEqualsMonitor Cap punches out the monitor]].]] "As I was saying..."
** Also, his indignation when Cap [[MistakenNationality gets his nationality wrong]]. "First correction: I am ''Swiss''."[[note]]There is no official language in Switzerland, as German, French and Italian are all widely spoken. The implication seems to be that Zola hails from the northern parts of Switzerland that share a border with Germany.[[/note]]
** There's also [[spoiler:Zola's introduction]] as a large, bulky and imposing computer mainframe straight out of TheSeventies...[[SchizoTech with a very modern and out of place USB hub sitting nicely on the main interface.]] Also helped by Natasha's line just slightly earlier:

** As he starts monologuing: [[spoiler:"You are standing in my brain".]] The line itself is funny, but [[spoiler:Zola's accent and robotocized voice]] are really what sell it.
* During [[spoiler:Zola's]] montage of what HYDRA has achieved, it is revealed [[WhatAnIdiot they're]] [[EpicFail responsible]] for ''UsefulNotes/NorthKorea'', which is crazy personified. Just laugh as you realize that [[TheTysonZone if Kim Jong-Un painted a tunnel black and said it was a coal mine, it was because HYDRA told him.]] Apparently North Korea's craziness is engineered by HYDRA agents with a sense of humor. Oh, and before we forget, a special shoutout to HYDRA for apparently manipulating [=WikiLeaks=]--if Julian Assange has even half the ego that he really does, he won't be happy about that. (Not to mention that S.H.I.E.L.D. probably put him out of a job as a result of the movie.)

* Funny once you think about it: [[spoiler:Sitwell mentions that two of the targets of Zola's algorithm were [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk Bruce Banner]] and [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 Dr. Stephen Strange]].]] Now, really, ''how'' do they expect that to turn out?
** Kevin Feige actually has stated that [[spoiler:Stephen Strange]] likely does not have any powers yet during the events of this film, as [[spoiler:Project Insight]] was designed to anticipate future threats, not just catalogue current ones. He said, that, at this point [[spoiler:Strange]] is "probably not... [[spoiler:the Sorcerer Supreme]]," but is an "unbelievably talented neurosurgeon who's opinionated and kind of arrogant... [which] might put him on the list."

* [[spoiler:In the end credits scene with Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch there is a brief shot of Scarlet Witch using her powers and a block off to the side just falls down from the others.]]

** The way he greets [[spoiler: the Winter Soldier]]:

** [[spoiler: When Fury turns out to be alive, revealing himself to Pierce at S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters:]]
-->'''[[spoiler: [[BigBad Pierce]]]]:''' Did you get my flowers?
** When Steve does his RousingSpeech over the loudspeakers and says, "[[spoiler:Alexander Pierce]] is their leader," everyone else in the room turns to look. [[spoiler:Pierce]] does a tiny shrug, like, "Yeah, I'm [[spoiler:HYDRA]]. Sorry?"
** [[spoiler:Disabling the encryption of the SHIELD data]] requires a retinal scan of two Alpha-level members
-->'''[[spoiler:Pierce]], as Nick Fury approaches the scanner''': You don't you think we wiped your clearance from the system?

-->[[spoiler:'''Pierce''']]: ''[gives faintly disgusted look best interpreted as "Did you really just [[Film/Passenger57 'Always bet on black']] me?''

* Mackie's AccidentalInnuendo after Sitwell's line about [[spoiler:HYDRA]] not liking leaks.

** The lead-up to this is great too. First, [[TheBrute Brock Rumlow]] and some of his agents get on the elevator and make small talk; Rogers is suspicious once he notes their hands are very near their batons. Then a bunch of businessmen get on at the next floor and Rogers notices that [[ThisIsGonnaSuck one is sweating]]. Then, they arrive at a third floor... and the doors open to reveal three massive beefbuses built like MMA fighters who (like Rumlow) are STRIKE personnel, confirming Cap's suspicions that something is about to go down. Even better is his slightly irritated look at all this when the third group gets in, as if he's more disappointed in their lack of subtlety than the fact that he's about to be attacked by his own allies.

'''Falcon:''' Your ''other'' 10'clock. ''[{{beat}} as Sitwell turns to the correct spot]'' There you go.

** Steve's disguise includes [[ClarkKenting an ordinary pair of glasses]]. This is especially hilarious if you know who [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Steve's direct counterpart in DC is]]. And according to [[http://filmsketchr.blogspot.com/2015/04/unseen-captain-americathe-winter.html conceptual storyboards]], Natasha deliberately got him clothes a size too small as well as a ''[[http://darlingbvckyy.tumblr.com/post/123818785658/this-was-all-natasha-i-am-10000-certain-note World War II veteran's hat]]''.

* Steve reminds us all that just because he's not [[Film/IronMan Tony Stark]] doesn't mean he doesn't have a sense of humor.

* This little exchange between [spoiler: Rumlow] and Sam before they fight.
-->'''[[spoiler:Rumlow]]:''' This is gonna hurt. There are no prisoners with [[spoiler:Hydra]]. Only order. And order only comes with pain. You ready for yours?\\

** The amount of "I'm over all this" Sam has reached at that point can be summed up with just that line.

-->'''Black Widow:''' Stay where you are!\\

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* Creator/AnthonyMackie's "[[CatchPhrase Cut the check]]!" montage. He says it every time he finishes a scene, and apparently, it lost all meaning to the russo brothers about 1/3rd of the way though filming.
** Mackie's scene (we of course don't get much context) of asking if the director wants the "Creator/WesleySnipes or Creator/DenzelWashington" performance, and Chris Evans bursts into laughter, and then one-ups him, asking if the director wants ''him'' to do "Creator/KeanuReeves or Creator/BenAffleck?"

[[caption-width-right:350:[[RunningGag "On Your Left"]]]]

** The amount of over it Sam has reached with the entire situation can be summed up with that one line.

-->-- Steve and Natasha [[FunnyBackgroundEvent take a break]] from [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique questioning Sitwell]]

** The way he says "Neighbor" makes him sound suspiciously like Series/{{Mister Rogers|Neighborhood}}

* After Steve hides the data stick that Fury gave him in a hospital vending machine behind some chewing gum, he returns to find all the gum gone, along with the stick, only for Natasha to appear behind him chewing gum. Even funnier as you realize that Steve's plan for securing the data that [[spoiler: as far as he knows]] Fury died trying to protect relied on less than three people wanting to buy a pack of gum.

* Creator/AnthonyMackie's "[[CatchPhrase Cut the check]]!" montage.

* Captain America meets his greatest nemesis yet... A LOCKED DOOR! Complete with Creator/ChrisEvans making whimpering, sobbing noises when he fails to break it, too.

* After Natasha shows Steve--BareYourMidriff-style--[[spoiler:a nasty scar she sustained when she first encountered the Winter Soldier.

* After Natasha shows Steve--BareYourMidriff-style--[[spoiler:a nasty scar she sustained when she first encountered the Winter Soldier.]]

* Fury's insistence that he lost an eye "the last time [he] trusted someone" becomes [[HilariousInHindsight extremely petty]] with the reveal that [[spoiler: [[Film/CaptainMarvel2019 it's a scratch from Goose]]]].