History Funny / CaptainAmericaCivilWar

** HilariousInHindsight upon viewing [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar later]] [[Film/AvengersEndgame Wanda-centric]] [[Series/WandaVision fight scenes]], because so was Wanda...and much more so.

-->'''Spider-Man:''' That thing ''does not'' obey the laws of physics at all!

'''Steve:''' I guess that's the signal.

** Tony's response:
--->'''Iron Man:''' Give me back my Rhodey!

* After the airport battle, Tony notices Peter on the ground trying to recover after being sent into a wall by Giant-Man. After making sure he's safe, he and Peter get into an argument where Peter insists that he has to help him further. Tony's response to ensure Peter's no in the line of fire? ''Threatening to call Aunt May.'' To put it in another way entirely, Iron Man is basically threatening Spider-Man by telling him on his mother (figure).

** Right before he looks back towards those two, the look on his face is just him so pleased with himself. That kind of smarmy arrogance is that much funnier coming from him.

* At the end of the second trailer, during the two teams' face-off, Stark calls out "Underoos!" Cue a line of webbing snagging Cap's shield, then Cap getting his hands webbed up. Cut to Franchise/SpiderMan, who finally has ''[[ExpressiveMask animated eyes]]'',[[note]]A sound effect and a closer look at high res indicate it's due to the lenses being able to mechanically retract.[[/note]] holding Cap's shield and saying "Hey, everyone," in the most mundane way possible. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

-->''(after losing his bow to Vision)'' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I knew I should've stretched.]]"

-->"''Really?'' I retired for, what, like five minutes and it all goes to shit."

-->"Thinks for thanking of me!"

-->"It was a great audition, but it will never happen again."

-->'''Vision:''' ''[reading off a recipe]'' "A pinch of paprika." A "pinch" ...how much is a pinch? ''(eventually settles on [[LiteralMinded pinching two fingers in a small dish of paprika and adding it]])''

-->'''Wanda:''' Vizh, [[BrickJoke we talked about this]]!

-->'''Natasha:''' Please tell me you brought a suit.
-->'''Tony:''' [[LiteralMinded Sure did. It's a lovely Tom Ford, three-Piece, 2 button...]] I'm on active duty, non combatant.

--->'''Tony''': This walnut date loaf is ''exceptional''--\\
'''Peter''': ''Let me just stop you there.''

'''Peter:''' [shaking head] Nobody.\\

''[after promising Peter he won't tell her, Tony points to the webbing]''\\
'''Tony:''' ''[after an uncomfortable ten seconds]''get me out of this.\\

--->'''Tony:''' Not in that onesie.

-->'''Tony:''' Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.
-->'''Wanda:''' You locked me in my room.

-->'''Hawkeye:''' I never miss.\\
'''Tony:''' [casually avoids arrow] First time for everything.\\

'''[Cue Wanda raining cars from the parking lot on Tony, causing Iron Man to helplessly flap his arms as he gets buried in cars]'''\\

-->'''Clint:''' [[WorthyOpponent We haven't met yet, I'm Clint.]]\\

''[Later, when Sharon arrives, Bucky uncomfortably slides to the middle seat. [[SeriousBusiness Note that both have maintained the same dead-serious stoic demeanor this entire time.]]]''

-->'''Sam:''' ... So you like cats?\\

--> "It was a great audition, but it will never happen again."

-->'''Tony:''' 'Consequences'? You bet there are going to be consequences! ''[pause]'' ... Yes, you can quote me on that, because I just said it! ''[hangs up irritably]''

--> '''Vision''': ''(reading off a recipe)'' "A pinch of paprika." A "pinch"...how much is a pinch? ''(eventually settles on [[LiteralMinded pinching two fingers in a small dish of paprika and adding it]])''

---> '''Tony:''' ...I'm going to pretend I did not just hear that...\\

--->'''Ant-Man:''' ''[after Steve asks how sure he is]'' I do this all the time! ... I mean once... in a lab... and I passed out.

--> '''Natasha:''' We're still friends right?\\
'''Clint:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Depends on how hard you hit me]].

--> '''Wanda:''' You were pulling your punches.

* Ant-Man's first meeting with Cap is entirely this. Especially since he was clearly ''sleeping'' right before the meetup. Scott: "What ''time'' is this?" Clint makes a crack about Scott needing some coffee, and then Scott assures Wanda, "I know you too, you're great!" Also, [[HoYay Scott briefly touching Steve's pecs.]]

[[AC:... And Everyone Else...]]

'''Tony:''' ''[sheepishly]'' ... Candace[[note]]The joke where someone says "Candice/Candace", the other say "Who is Candice/Candace" and the former says "Candice/Candace ('Can these') balls fit in your mouth" or similar.[[/note]].

'''Sam:''' Come on, he's cute! Give him a pat.

** The Underoos bit is even funnier in the Japanese version, where he's called "Leotard-kun"

--->'''Bucky:''' What the hell's that?\\

'''Tony:''' Yup. I detected that, too.

* Stan Lee's cameo, as usual. He's a [=FedEx=] deliveryman [[AccidentalMisnaming who asks for "Tony]] [[ThatCameOutWrong Stank]]". Rhodes takes the opportunity to laugh and say [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten he's not letting that go]]! Considering that this takes place during Tony's attempts to help Rhodey walk again, the MoodWhiplash was well-earned.

--->'''Tony:''' ''[putting Peter's swimming goggles to his eyes]'' Lordy! Can you even ''see'' in these?

* Spider-Man's [[CasualDangerDialogue quips during battle]], such as trying to apply his science knowledge to Falcon's wings and Cap's shield, being an ''extreme'' [[TheKnightsWhoSaySquee fanboy]] during the middle of the fight, and his reference to "that really old movie, ''[[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Empire Strikes Back]]''". (a different take on a HollywoodNerd's usual approach to ''Franchise/StarWars''?)

'''Peter:''' No. [[{{Squick}} No, no.]] [[IncestIsRelative Nono!]]