History Funny / CampLazlo

'''Clam:''' I did.

** When he goes to ask the Lemmings for help, they're all swimming in the lake. All four of them run away from him... followed by a viking ship piloted by ''[[DemBones undead skeletons]]''.

** Later, Lazlo tries to convince Chip and Skip to stop their search for the penny by showing up dressed as Abraham Lincoln with an eyepatch and a banjo, only for things to spiral into chaos when Edward walks in dressed as George Washington, followed by Samson dressed as Santa Claus and Dave dressed as Frankenstein's monster.

''Cut to the exterior where we hear a yanking noise and Edward screaming in pain. Cut back to the two with Edward holding one of his own nose hairs between his fingers.''\\

* The "No-Good Lousy Blues" song from "Float Trippers", which is so hilariously awful that Clam tries to [[{{Headdesk}} knock himself out cold with a piece of wood]].

-->'''Edward:''' (''reading it to himself in his head'') [[spoiler:"[[WhamLine Edward will smile for Lazlo]]"? ... "[[ShaggyDogStory Will smile...for Lazlo]]"?]]

* In the GrandFinale, the reveal that [[spoiler:''[[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife Heffer]] [[UnexpectedCharacter Wolfe]]'']] was the real scoutmaster of Camp Kidney all along. The line that removes any doubts it was him is funny too:
-->'''Lumpus:''' (''being hauled off to jail'') I'll get you for this, [[spoiler:cow]]!\\
'''Real scoutmaster/[[spoiler:Heffer]]:''' [[spoiler:STEER]]!

** Raj and Clam's encounter with an elderly weasel, who rants about having some beef with a monkey that chases him around a mulberry bush.[[note]]a [[GeniusBonus reference to]] Pop Goes The Weasel[[/note]]

** Raj and Clam's encounter with an elderly weasel, who rants about having some beef with a monkey that chases him around a mulberry bush.

* In "Overcooked Beans", the Bean Scouts inadvertently blow up the camp washing machine when they try to do everyone's laundry in one load. When Lumpus drops them off at the town laundromat, he takes the time to remind them "And don't blow anything up!"

** When Edward pantses the Lemmings, he somehow manages to make all their pants go down in unison while only pantsing one of them.

'''Lumpus''': ''A '''HEAD COUNT?!'''''\\

-->'''Lumpus''': Funny, [[TemptingFate I don't remember rain being in the forecast]].\\

-->'''Slinkman''': Scoutmaster, wake up! Some campers are missing. We need to do a head count!\\

--> '''Weasel''': And do you know what the worst part is? '''I AM ALLERGIC TO ''MULBERRY BUSHES!!'''''

** Ten times funnier when the waiter comes back with dessert...it being ''more meat'' with '''''a cherry and whip-cream'''''.

* The "Eternal Flame" short, where after Lazlo wins the baked bean eating contest, is sent to light the ceremonial torch. And he's full of gas he failed to expel in time. Explosion ensues. What sells it is Slinkman's last minute realization to this and his BigNo.
* In "Camp Dinkey," Edward imagines the ideal camp as one [[ItsAllAboutMe totally devoted to him]] while the others toil in misery under the ever watchful eye of burly armed guards of cloned dung beetles... and has also got his mom there for her to tuck him in at night. Edward asks his mom if the other campers like him, and she says of course they do. He then asks if ''she'' likes him, and her face [[OhCrap suddenly goes blank]] before she looks at the threatening faces of Chip and Skip standing in the door and stammers "O-of course I do."

** Also, the scene where "Boris" encourages the Jelly Beans to vandalize the Camp Kidney sign, or in his words, "make it funny". As Lumpus comes by to see what they've done so he can kick them out, he finds they they've turned the sign into ''the Arch de Triomphe!''

** The Jelly Beans prank "The Big Moose", but instead of Scotmaster Lumpus, they "prank" a taxidermy moose head in the mess hall, giving it a hair cut, suit and clean shine.

-->'''Lumpus''': It's Loom-pus! (''kicks scoutmaster in the shin'')

-->'''Slinkman:''' You must pluck a single nose hair from-\\

** When he goes to ask the Lemmings for help, they're all swimming in the lake. All four of them run away from him... followed by a viking ship piloted by ''undead skeletons''.

-->'''Ping-Pong:''' Well, you look like a sap!\\

* In "I've Never Bean in a Sub", Lazlo has to choose between breaking the record for the most beans stacked so he can get into he record book, or let the current record holder keep his title in exchange for being given his submarine. As Lazlo lets the guy keep his sub, Edward was starting to write "S.S. EDWARD" on the top.

* In "The Wig of Why", Lazlo tries out being a FortuneTeller after finding a wig and starts reading everyone's futures via predictions, asking in return for just one smile. Edward wants to know his predictions, but refuses to smile for him, so he doesn't get any. Eventually Lazlo gets hounded by everyone else so badly that he finally declares enough and writes a prediction in the wig that "would never, ''ever'' come true in a million years", stating that he won't reveal it until the next day. Everyone gets impatient and tries to steal the wig until ''Edward'' of all people finally cracks and gives Lazlo the biggest, widest smile possible asking if it's enough payment before checking out the "impossible" prediction written within the wig.

-->'''Lumpus' Mom''': Happy birthday, sweetie. I named a comet after you.\\

-->'''Clam:''' Surprise!\\

-->'''Raj:''' Okay, now, Clam!\\

-->'''Slinkman''': Uh, sir?\\

** From the same episode, the grilled cheese griller. Somehow, the girls think it tastes delicious even though it's redundant.[labelnote:*]Thought it might be that it ''is'' [[AmbiguousSyntax a griller that makes grilled cheese sandwiches]], not a griller of ''already'' grilled cheese sandwiches.[/labelnote]

** From the same episode, the grilled cheese griller. Somehow, the girls think it tastes delicious even though it's redundant.

--> '''Weasel''': And do you know what the worst part is? '''I AM ALLERGIC TO MULBERRY BUSHES!!'''

** After he reads this, Edward, in a rare act of kindness towards Lazlo and after realizing Lazlo got the prediction right after all, tells the other campers there's nothing in the wig and that they should go back to their cabins and forget about it. His face his also gone back to [[PerpetualFrowner its usual state]], and he remarks that his face hurts while rubbing his jaw as he leaves.

** After he reads this, Edward, in a rare act of kindness towards Lazlo and after realizing Lazlo got the prediction right after all, tells the other campers there's nothing in the wig and that they should go back to their cabins and forget about it.

** Lumpus tries to get the lead role to impress Jane Doe. What he actually gets cast as: '''A ROCK?????!!!!!'''

** '''A ROCK?????!!!!!'''

** '''A ROCK!!!!!!!!?????'''

--> '''Weasel''': And do you know what the worst part is?! '''I AM ALLERGIC TO MULBERRY BUSHES!!!'''

-->'''Edward:''' (''reading it to himself in his head'') [[spoiler:"[[ShaggyDogStory Edward will smile for Lazlo]]"? ... "[[WhamLine Will smile...for Lazlo]]"?]]

-->'''Lumpus''': Funny, [[TemptingFate I don't remember rain being in the forecast]].
-->'''Radio''': Rain is in the forecast.
-->'''Lumpus''': Be quiet!

'''Lazlo''': I sleep in the ''nude''...\\

-->'''Edward:''' ''(sobbing into Slinkman)'' I'm gonna be spendin' my last moments inside th' mouths of pink-cheeked, bearded miniature mutants that inspired hideous lawn ornaments! How am I gonna explain this to my mother?
-->'''Slinkman:''' Well, there ''may'' be a way, but it's very difficult.\\

-->'''Lumpus' Mom''': Happy birthday, sweetie. I named a comet after you.
-->'''Lumpus''': I wanted a bicycle!
-->'''Lumpus' Dad''': You're getting a comet and you're going to like it!

-->'''Slinkman''': Uh, sir?
-->'''Lumpus''': What is it, Slinkman?!\\
''(Cut to a shot of the flagpole, with Lumpus' shirt fixed to it)''
-->'''Lumpus''': I've been shirtsed!