History Funny / Bully

* A special mention has to go to the intro cutscene of the mission 'The Gym Is Burning'
** First of all, the name of the mission is so blunt, it's kind of amusing in it's own way
** Second, the cutscene has Jimmy casually strolling past a crowd of jocks and Mr Burton, all of whom are in hysterics because the gym is on fire... while Jimmy doesn't even seem aware of it

-->'''Jimmy:''' Very clear, sir. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You want me to kill Derby Harrington]]. [[ComedicSociopathy Yeah, I'll get right on that.]]

** [[BigBad Gary Smith]]: "'''[[Music/MichaelJackson OWWW!!!]]''' ''[[HypocriticalHumor You can't do that!]]''" (Note: [[DontExplainTheJoke This is the same guy who said]] "[[ToThePain You know what we do to liars, Pete?]] ''We kick them in the [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BALLS!!]]''")

* Whenever you get a wrong answer in English, usually Mr. Galloway just says you didn't spell a real word. However, in English 2, you get the opportunity to spell out a curse, specifically "shit" (as well as "git" in the PAL versions). Obviously, [[DevelopersForesight Rockstar knew players were gonna spell out the expletives]].

* There's a mission in which Ms. Philips requests Jimmy to bring her a few things (some perfume, a dress, and a necklace) to prepare herself for a date. Jimmy thinks she was having a date with ''him'', and ends up being quite disappointed when Mr. Galloway shows up.
** In addition, the painting Ms. Philips shows Jimmy at the beginning is a [[MindScrew banana with big lips]] [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible lying down on a couch]].

* The entire storyline around Ms Philips and Mr Galloway, especially the way poor Jimmy assumed [[HotForTeacher Ms Philips]] was flirting with him, only for it to turn out she was just genuinely asking for help, and her actual romantic interest is Galloway, who's intelligent, sophisticated despite his alcoholism, and, oh right, ''her own age!''

* The entire storyline around Ms Philips and Mr Galloway, especially the way poor Jimmy assumed [[HotForTeacher Ms Philips]] was flirting with him, only for [[RealityEnsues reality to ensue]] when she was just genuinely asking you for help, and her actual romantic interest is Galloway, who's intelligent, sophisticated despite his alcoholism, and, oh right, ''her own age!''

* The entire storyline around Ms Robinson and Mr Galloway, especially the way poor Jimmy assumed [[HotForTeacher Ms Galloway]] was flirting with him, only for [[RealityEnsues reality to ensue]] when she was just genuinely asking you for help, and her actual romantic interest is Galloway, who's intelligent, sophisticated despite his alcoholism, and, oh right, ''her own age!''

** Max MacTavish: "Oww, I needed those!"

** The French translation of the game contains an unentional funny moment in one of the English classes. In one of the exams, B-I-T-E is considered as an acceptable answer. It's a real word in French too, but it is a false cognate: in French, "bite" is a vulgar synonym of "penis". [[RefugeInAudacity Basically, Jimmy wrote "dick" on an exam copy and got away with it.]]

[[caption-width-right:350: At least Bullworth's [[PropagandaMachine newspapers]] [[AtLeastIAdmitIt admit]] that they are full of [[{{Pun}} bull]]. ]]

** Not to mention your interactions with him during the Nerd missions, including walking in on him reading a porn magazine.

* In the mission where you steal the mascot outfit, the nerds help you by distracting the jocks outside the gym while you fight the mascot. When you emerge with the outfit, you immediately see the jocks beating the crap out of the nerds. It's a very nice bit of environmental storytelling.

** The French translation of the game contains an unentional funny moment in one of the English classes. In one of the exams, B-I-T-E is considered as an acceptable answer. It's a real word in French too, but it is a false cognate: in French, "bite" is a vulgar synonym of "penis". [[RefugeInAudacity Basically, Jimmy wrote "dick" on an exam copy and got away with it.]]

** The French translation of the game contains an unentional funny moment in one of the English classes. In one of the exams, B-I-T-E is considered as an acceptable answer. It's a real word in French too, but it is a false cognate: in French, "bite" is a vulgar synonym of "penis". [[RefugeInAudacity Basically, Jimmy wrote "dick" on an exam copy ad got away with it.]]

** The French translation of the game contains an unentional funny moment in one of the English classes. In one of the exams, B-I-T-E is considered as an acceptable answer. It's a real word in French too, but it is a false cognate: in French, "bite" is a vulgar synonym of "penis". [[RefugeInAudacity Basically, Jimmy wrote "dick" on an exam copy ad got away with it.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le43js4HjSw In this YTP]], Gary kicks [[GroinAttack Jimmy in the balls, Dr. Crabblesnitch and, last but not least, Logan Paul]].
** Also, this gem:
--> '''Tad:''' Is it true you said I was egg?
--> ''(uncomfortably long {{beat}})''
--> '''Jimmy:''' No.

** The French translation of the game contains an unentional funny moment in one of the English classes. In one of the exams, B-I-T-E is considered as an acceptable answer. In French, "bite" is a vulgar synonym of "penis". [[RefugeInAudacity Basically, Jimmy wrote "dick" on an exam copy ad got away with it.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le43js4HjSw In this YTP]], Gary kicks [[GroinAttack Jimmy in the balls, Dr. Crabblesnitch and, last but not least, ''Logan Paul'']].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le43js4HjSw In this YTP]], Gary kicks Jimmy in the balls, Dr. Crabblesnitch and, last but not least, ''Logan Paul''.

-->"You're a feisty one, aren't you James?"

* [[GroinAttack Hitting someone in the low-hanging fruit]] [[ComedicSociopathy is one of the joys of this game]]. The fact that [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8VhQ_KKO4A each person has something unique to say about their bruised testes]] [[DevelopersForesight just adds more wonderful to the game]].

** Algernon (Algie) Papadopoulos: "Oooh, ''critical hit''!"

* In the intro cutscene of "Panty Raid", Jimmy catches Mr. Burton exiting a porno store. His attempt to explain himself goes... less then well.

** Peanut Romano: "Oww! My ''johnson!'' Augghh!"

* Whenever you get a wrong answer in English, usually Mr. Galloway just says you didn't spell a real word. However, in English 2, you get the opportunity to spell out a curse, specifically "shit" (as well as "git" in the PAL versions), obviously, [[DevelopersForesight Rockstar knew players were gonna spell out the expletives]].

--> ''I think I have finally found the essence of what it means to be a banana.''

** Bo Jackson: "Ohhh NOOOO, ''MY CHILDREN!''"

** Max MacTavish: "Oh! ''[[LargeHam THAT WAS BELOW THE BELT]]!"''

** Karl Branting: "Oww, I needed those!"